Yeah you are, imperialist european ♥♥♥hole.


Dunno, don't think so though.

rather an imperialist european than a poor colonial mucking in the dirt, begging the natives for help

Maybe you can become a developer, or something.

In recognition of his exceptional service, Non has been upgraded to Data Realms SUPER Elite.

Petition to change Disciples of Apology Lord Duh titles to Qq More Sophomorics

Hey, that's not nice!

I'm an imperialist too! Are my empires not grand enough for you? I'd get you a screenshot of my Third Reich marching through the Appalachians if my steam screenshot page was working

Latest news: Caek is hitting on Duh bragging about his huge empire. Will Duh fall for that or realise that the empire is truly a kingdom?

Nuh uh, baby, I am what I say I am.

It will fail anyway. Caek has no robots or spess with which to impress me. Terrestrial conquests mean nothing in the grand scheme of my ambitions of galactic conquest.

Oh really?


That's a win in AI War Fleet Command

Or maybe you want something a little more...flashy?



Let's slag some planets.



Or maybe you just want to vaporize some ships.



In the end, you'll want my space train going through your jump gate.



I'm actually asexual, which makes this all the more entertaining!

What sort of terrible not-Minecraft game is that? Sheesh!
I'm also asexual, let's asexually bang.

I actually don't own minecraft, so I can't make a reply to that part The game gives me simulator sickness, so there was never a point in buying the game.

Caek if your thing with Duh works I demand part of your domains.

Would the province of Jamaica be acceptable?

I must speak with the father of my betrothed so that I may negotiate a bride price and dower, to prove that I am capable of upholding my part of the marital agreement.

Come Duh, let us depart arm in arm in a strictly platonic fashion!

If I'm going to have a badge, I request it be " Fish "