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Krumbs
Joined: Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:56 pm Posts: 1186 Location: Scotland
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Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
Say you broke your legs on the fall, then when they help you up, throw one down the pit and whip the other guys gun away.
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:29 pm |
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Cinos
Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:51 pm Posts: 501
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Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
Krumbs wrote: Say you broke your legs on the fall, then when they help you up, throw one down the pit and whip the other guys gun away. "I...broke my legs in the fall. Yup." -"...so?" "You need to help me up." -"Why?" Any other ideas?
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:55 pm |
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venn177
Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:35 am Posts: 3778 Location: Largo, Florida
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Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
Tell them you're more valuable alive then dead.
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:00 pm |
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numgun
Joined: Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:04 pm Posts: 2932
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Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
Shout at them to pull you out and mention the evil monsters that are down there.
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:02 pm |
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Krumbs
Joined: Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:56 pm Posts: 1186 Location: Scotland
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Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
Hmmm they're not as nice as I expected... also the sign on the wall of the room with the rope coming down looks like the computer in your sigg.
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:04 pm |
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Grif
REAL AMERICAN HERO
Joined: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:25 pm Posts: 5655
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Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
Pontificate endlessly on the history of the tablemac symbol on the wall behind them.
When they turn to look at it, hoist yourself up and then run.
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:06 pm |
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Ophanim
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:33 am Posts: 1743 Location: Trapped in UCP. Send help.
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Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
Absurdedly?
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:08 pm |
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Sixteen
Joined: Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:29 am Posts: 400
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Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdly Long Title.
Pull yourself up and start ranting about the eyes. As in sobbing, screaming, hiding in the corner, staring blank eyes rant.
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:33 pm |
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DudeGuy
Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:22 pm Posts: 254 Location: In my happy and/or unhappy place.
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Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdly Long Title.
Come up with something catchy to say, then when their minds are exploding look at the various wall carvings. Like this one that shows two people praising a table-mac.
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:35 pm |
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Ophanim
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:33 am Posts: 1743 Location: Trapped in UCP. Send help.
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Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdly Long Title.
Your legs are still down there with the crazy floaty eyes, so they're obviously not harmful. Drop down and speak with them.
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:35 pm |
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Roy-G-Biv
Joined: Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:46 am Posts: 1765 Location: ..............
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Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdly Long Title.
Shoot the whip revolver to steal artifact, then whip the leader down into the snake pit.
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:07 pm |
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leadpumper12
Joined: Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:50 pm Posts: 419 Location: KS
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Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdly Long Title.
Challenge the nazi's to Ro-Sham-Bo, they can't beat you right now.
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:40 am |
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Cinos
Joined: Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:51 pm Posts: 501
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Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdly Long Title.
LAST TIME WE LEFT OUR HERO, HE WAS PULLED OUT OF THE HOLE, OFFSCREEN!Ophanim wrote: Your legs are still down there with the crazy floaty eyes, so they're obviously not harmful. Drop down and speak with them. Yeah they don't like me. leadpumper12 wrote: Challenge the nazi's to Ro-Sham-Bo, they can't beat you right now. Something tells me they were anticipating that. Probably this rope. -"Aha, Herr Skip, using this artifact, I shall unlock ze ancient power of ze temple and propel the Reich to the power it deserves! You are very lucky, I'll give you ze honor of seeing ze beginning of a new era!" "There's something you forgot, Gutberger." -"Oh, and what is that?" (A) "This civilization is long dead. Doesn't look like this thing helped them. What makes you think it'll help you?" (B) "Haven't you read the inscriptions on the walls? Their word for power is the same word they use for crops and cattle. This place is nothing but a glorified grain silo." (C) "There's no such thing as magic and voodoo. The most you'll get out of that chest is a pile of broken spears." Hey guys lets choose dialog!
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:41 am |
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venn177
Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:35 am Posts: 3778 Location: Largo, Florida
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Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdly Long Title.
Definitely B.
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:44 am |
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TrouserDemon
Joined: Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:42 pm Posts: 1871 Location: UK
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Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdly Long Title.
(D) "Anything using a floppy drive is clearly outdated and obsolete! You've wasted your time!"
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:59 am |
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