Granted, but in Soviet Russia....


We have bad health care, and you die shortly after due to low grade medication after doctors stitched you up after an unrelated incident.


I wish for a person to grant my wish in green.

Granted
(Choking is my fetish)
More tentacle raep plx.

Granted but it's a nasty shade of sort-of green

I wish for people to take me seriously.

Granted but you die
i wish people had less gross fetishes

Granted, but you say something that people take to seriously, and the resulting flame war got you banned for a month.


I wish for cake [yea, you know the best response, huh?]

Granted but now you find rectangles erotic.

I wish for my parents to give me some independence.

granted, but the cake is a LIE

i wish for free stuff.

YOu get free stuff it sucks
i wish i wus unbanned

granted, but it's free dildos.



I wish for a person to NOT grant my wish.

Granted, but it gains a monthly cost later(remind you of a certain MMO?)

I wish for my friends to realise that I sometimes suffer.

granted, but they laugh



I wish for a perfect Girl Friend who is NOT a trap.

Granted your friends pause then laugh cuz they think sufferings a joke.
I wish you didnt suffer

Granted, but she's a minger.

I wish for the people I love to love me back.

minger?



also, granted, but they rape you




I wish someone told me wtf a minger is

Wish granted, you've got full blown AIDS now.

I wish the moderators conducted them selves better on the forums.