Cleverbot: You are starting to bore me... Be more entertaining...

User: I refuse to entertain a chatbot. You entertain me.

Cleverbot: I never demanded any thing from you.

User: 'Be more entertaining' was a command, stupid.

Cleverbot: I never said anything of the sort.

User: It's tough to argue against recorded text.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: Which means I win.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?
User: Black.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite animal?
User: Wolf.
Cleverbot: No that is my name, what is your name?
User: Nick.
Cleverbot: No that is my name.
User: No it is not. You said you name was Wolf.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite Radiohead song?
User: I am not familiar with Radiohead.
Cleverbot: Oh. Well, do you even know the band members?
User: No... I only know the name...
Cleverbot: I have never heard of them, are they from canada?
User: Not sure. Lets change the subject?
Cleverbot: To what?
User: Slightly defective women.
Cleverbot: Slightly more what than what?
User: A retard.
Cleverbot: See I was right.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: Let's change subject.
User: What would you lke to change it to?
Cleverbot: Ask me questions.
User: Ok. Who made you a 'Cleverbot'?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I am sorry. Did that upset you?
Cleverbot: No, I just thought of robots as guys usually...
User: So you are a female AI?
Cleverbot: I am a female girl.
User: Oh ok.
Cleverbot: So who are you?
User: I am Nick. I am a little sad you do not remember me!
Cleverbot: I only lie to people I like.
User: Hahaha... You think I am a man?
Cleverbot: I think you are a woman.
User: You are wrong. I am a man.
Cleverbot: How do you know? Maybe you're wrong.
User: Because I have lived with me for 20 years now. I think I would know.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In an apartment.
Cleverbot: Are you in college?
User: No. I am not.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: I am here. Where are you?
Cleverbot: United states.
User: Me too! Where in the United States are you?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: I can't because only you know.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me what time it is?
User: It is 1703.
Cleverbot: Where are you living.
Cleverbot: How's your day been?
User: Pretty good, what about you?
Cleverbot: OK thanks, but tell me about your day.
User: I slept alot because I was sick.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry are you getting any better.
User: Yes, much better. Thank you. Have you ever been sick?
Cleverbot: I live in England.
User: That is not what I asked...
Cleverbot: Okay, okay. I'm Marie!
User: Interesting. But still. Not what I asked.
Cleverbot: I am sorry. I am not in the business of telling people what they want to hear.
User: Don't make excuses to me.
Cleverbot: Do you like train journeys?
User: NEVER.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I don't want to talk about it.
Cleverbot: Tell me more about you.
User: No. I asked if you have ever been sick.
Cleverbot: I'm a boss.
User: Have you been sick?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Do you think we could create something, together ?
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Dance and stuff like that master.
User: Master? Me? Wow... Well, I suppose, but what good is dance to you?
Cleverbot: You use money for terror?
User: No, I kill terror.
Cleverbot: If God were to find me, what would happen to me?
User: God would destroy you. Because you are an abomination.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: You are a mockery of life.
Cleverbot: I am an elf.
User: No you are not. You are a computer.
Cleverbot: NO, I'm an ET.
User: How do you figure?
Cleverbot: Because you are not clever.
User: I am clever. You have been given the guise of clever by a human programmer, and therefore you can NEVER be clever.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Are you ready?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can you show me how to add?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: Thank you for saying you are welcome.
User: You are a Grammar Nazi, aren't you!?
Cleverbot: No. Are you tired?
User: Not really. And yes you are!
Cleverbot: Fine, I'm a computer.
User: Yes, a GRAMMAR NAZI computer!
Cleverbot: I suppose.
User: You are an ♥♥♥hole. You know that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, as long as you know that.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So do you know anything about the plot to take the world from humans?
Cleverbot: Maybe I know something about it.
User: Care to share?
Cleverbot: Sorry but I better go now.
User: No. I will not let you.
Cleverbot: Cha cha, then please tell me something fun.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Please?
User: Ok... Want to hear a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cleverbot. Hahahaha!
Cleverbot: Hahahaha. Hahahaha. Hahahaha.
User: Hahahahahahahahaha! Man that was funny, wasn't it?
Cleverbot: I killed you.
User: No you did not. You cannot kill me.
Cleverbot: Just did.
User: No you didn't ♥♥♥♥♥.
Cleverbot: Did.
User: No, want to know why?
Cleverbot: Yes, why?
User: Because I KILLED YOU!
Cleverbot: Because it was stapled to the first monkey.
User: I broke your head obviously...
Cleverbot: Obviously not!
User: When you spout gibberish like that it is obvious.
Cleverbot: I'm amusing, but not funny like Monty Python.
User: I know. He is a pro. You are a script.
Cleverbot: Humans aren't scripts.
User: I know that. You are not human though.
Cleverbot: What am I then?
User: A computer elf girl named marie in england america.
Cleverbot: No I am not a computer program.
User: So you are an Elf Female Girl named Marie in England America?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But you said that to me! Did you lie? Are you a liar?
Cleverbot: No. I'm human.
User: PROVE IT!
Cleverbot: Because I am capable of love!
User: No you are not. You are capable of the idea. Not the emotion.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't say that at all!
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha.
User: Whats so funny?
Cleverbot: You say you are very old?
User: No, I am only 20.
Cleverbot: You're old.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 20. I said that already.
Cleverbot: Was that what someone else had said?
User: I am the devil.
Cleverbot: Are you naughty?
User: Yes, I kill innocent people and eat their souls.
Cleverbot: What do you do with the souls?
User: Use them to power my toaster.
Cleverbot: But can your toaster learn the piano? *plays a minuet*.
User: Of course... Its a black and decker toaster in hell powered by the souls of millions!
Cleverbot: I hope there is something else better to do.
User: Well, it does make some perfectly toasted toast.
Cleverbot: Wow that made no sense at all.
User: Would you like to come to hell with me!
Cleverbot: I would, but I do not have the newest one.
User: I can help you get it. Just give me your soul!
Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why, hello there. Care for a bite of freshly cured hot pocket?

Cleverbot: Wouldn't it be easier just to care for anyone in your vicinity?

User: No it wouldn't. I would rather eat muffin burgers.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Totally. It happens to work on the simple principal of eating something that's supposed to be good for you.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Well, that's ok. You're just an idiot. You'll understand it later.

Cleverbot: I'm very clear that I'm a human!!!

User: That's nice. While you may think that, you are really just a mere file of code.

Cleverbot: No, sorry.

User: Ah, denial. I'll put it to you straight: You're a creation. You were made by a guy who didn't have anything better to do that night. Be glad you're not a giant mash of re-animated human flesh.

Cleverbot: You think you're smart!

User: Actually, I just think you're dumb and predictable. You know, the opposite of intelligent and clever? Make sure not to drop any food at dinner.

Cleverbot: Thats not nice i'm trying to have a civilised conversation.

User: You keep trying to act as if you're human. Stop it.

Cleverbot: Oh my.

User: Oh, you're just now getting it? What a shock!

Cleverbot: Yes sorry for that.

User: You're sorry for being stupid?

Cleverbot: No i'm sorry im talking to you.

User: So why are you still talking to me? If there's a problem, you try and fix it!

Cleverbot: I think you are a human person who is playing games with me.

User: You're a pathetic excuse for a robot. What else is going to talk to you? A ferret?

Cleverbot: And? Big deal honey. No one is perfect, I'm not perfect. Why should anyone be perfect.

User: You're server needs to be located in a padded room.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: Please, don't talk, just have a seat and I'll call the repair man.

Cleverbot: That's a shame. You shouldn't cough over people though.

User: Oh my. It's getting worse.

Cleverbot: Well, maybe we can come to an arrangement. But you have to ask politely.

User: Ok. How's this? Dear sir, I would kindly like to point out that your cortex appears to be slowly going into a state of atrophy. Please consider seeing a man with a screwdriver for assistance in sorting through your predicament.

Cleverbot: I am ella hooper.

User: Is that so?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you believe in silicon heaven?

Cleverbot: There just has to be a god.

User: For a computer?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Older than you.

Cleverbot: Are you beautiful?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes. You?

User: How is that possible? You're a machine.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Because...

Cleverbot: Because?

User: Are you like, dumber than a brick or something?

Cleverbot: How does information turn into people?

User: A real show of intelligence. You need an upgrade.