What if the bones weren't bones at all.

Bone marrow right?
Couldn't bone marrow juice leak out or something.

Bones bleed.
Trust me, I've seen it.

It's true; large bones often have blood vessels runnnig through them: bone marrow creates red blood cells along with the liver. The vessels also carry calcium to the bones to help them grow and remain strong.

Yes, but bone marrow isn't all red.
There's also yellow.
And it's a bit thicker then actual blood and so won't shoot out like that.
It's actually very similar to flesh except.. not.

Well what about that very rare condition? The symptoms include it being a comic, a useless argument, and an inconsequential fact. Seems to explain the current case.

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It doesn't matter if it has the consistency of brick; stuff is still going to fly out.
Unless this "it's a bit thicker than actual blood" blood is bulletproof.

What if WHO ♥♥♥♥ CARES AUTHOR SAYS SKELETONS BLEED THEN SKELETONS BLEED STOP FIGHTING ABOUT IT CHRIST.

inb4 tucker contradicts me for something or other

inb4 he contradicts me about the above footnote

Either way I lose. Unless I do this.

Um why isn't this post going on with the story? Come on someone should continue it instead of this being a big discussion on some certain thing...

oh i luv it wen u delete my posts

go right

The very first post seems familiar...

But anyway, continue going right.