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 Alabama Skip and Absurdly Long Title. 
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Post Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
OH GOD, THEY COMMIES TURNED THE SHOE!! SHOOT IT QUICKLY!!


Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:41 am
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Post Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
Let us go through said doorway and be done with it.


Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:12 am
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Post Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
Alternative: Jump off the wall and find another way in.


Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:30 am
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Post Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
Equip piece of paper as a mask, while finding a new entrance, because THERE'S A TRAP at that DOOR!


Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:35 am
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Post Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
purple wrote:
What is that I spy?


Cinosian CYOAs: Everyone thinks they're more sophisticated than they are.

Also climb over the top of the door.


Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:05 am
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Post Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
Obey Ackbar's ghost and use your whip-pistol and superior platforming skills athleticism to hop from platform to platform until you reach the next checkpoint.

Well, let's use logic here. First of all, it parodies Indiana Jones. Second, it is interactive. Thus, according to the rules of franchise-mammary-gland-suckling, it is obviously a platformer, and thus has platforms. The resolution passed forward by the American Programmer's Union (passed in 1982) states that the camera is entitled to 45 minutes of so-called "glitch time" for every 50 minutes that the player does not personally see to its every last need. Finally, since the whip is about as inseparable from the Indiana Jones franchise and offshoots as Link is to his collective arsenal of primitive weaponry, it can be assumed that there will be things onto which to latch with your whip. Thus, there are platforms, there are handy little assorted fixtures onto which you must latch your whip and from which you must swing, there will undoubtedly be a platform that is easily reachable (barring lag and control glitches), and all of said things will be either behind, around, inside of, or very close to the camera.

On second thought, go the way of dear old Adolf and take the cyanide pill whilst whistling your theme song.


Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:39 am
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Post Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
Alenth Eneil wrote:
Go inside the paper temple before some competitor runs past you and claims all the glory.

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"Aha! This tomb is mine! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, WESLEY!"
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Well...darn. I was really looking forward to this too.
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OH WAIT, HE FELL DOWN THIS PIT! Rad!


Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:48 am
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Post Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
Hop over


Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:49 am
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Post Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
look in pit. Laugh manically. Hop over pit. If your rival is simply down there but not dead, throw down the cyanide pill out of pity. Deny presence of whip.


Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:34 am
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Post Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
If he's alive save him out of the goodness of your heart. You can always send him to check for traps first.


Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:07 am
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Post Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
It's pretty obvious he wasn't planning on helping you, don't help him.

Jump over, and for the love of whatever false god this temple was created for, dont step on the bricks.


Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:29 am
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Post Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
Throw the dude a cyanide pill for mercy. And continue self to the right by levitating.


Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:04 pm
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THE WHIP! USE THE WHIP!! * waits for him to hang himself*


Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:22 pm
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Post Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
Is your competitor still at the bottom of the pit? If so, you should shoot him. To make sure he can't steal your glory.


Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:54 pm
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Post Re: Alabama Skip and Absurdedly Long Title.
Check if he's alive, if not, jump the pit.


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