i have one too so yeah
also thanks izen and harz for buying me videojuegos for my birthday <3

So I turned the oven on to preheat.
My dad left a strudel in the oven.

~a deadly strudel~

It had a plastic casing that burnt off and melted to the oven and smoked up the house before I knew it, I went in covering my mouth with a cloth (should have damped it) but the didn't do much good and I started feeling nauseous a few seconds later. Then I was like ♥♥♥♥ it I'm still gonna cook my dinosaur chicken nuggets and it finished and I started eating them and they taste a bit off, but should I stop eating them before I die?

what the ♥♥♥♥ no get rid of that ♥♥♥♥ just burn it to ashes
you dont oven chicken nuggest
you microwave it
you heathen

>Wanting soggy nuggets

>wanting hard nuggets

You are scorned for putting chicken nuggets in the microwave.
You are shunned for thinking it is acceptable practice.
You are a HEATHEN if you do so to dinosaur nuggets.

nah thats actually not true so you can stop talking

Yeah seriously microwaved chicken nuggets? That's the most disgusting thing I've ever read on this forum.

EVEN WORSE THAN NATTIxRARITY.

NattixRarity is a timeless classic and is used as an example of the highest authorship by literature professors around the world

also, deep fryer, go actually good or go home

If I had a deep fryer I would be making those shits by the case.

til nobody on this forum has a soul

til miggles didn't already know this

today i learned there was in acronym for "today i learned"

soon enough the cybernetic slang of the internet will devour all forms of language
we will have a type of speak where sentence structure will be non existent to the point where only few old and wise know more vocabulary than any other peasant among them

We had that. It's called 12 year old AIM speak, and it's horrendous.

Hey, uh... what is NattixRarity?