It's a beautiful day; the sun is out, she sky is clear, and everything is as it should be.


Almost.

Kim Jong Il had gotten drunk that morning at about 0700 hours and fell onto the nuclear missile control panel and banged his head on the shiny red button. America is doomed. (For those of you not in America, pretend you are now.) The president has just announced that the first missile will hit in exactly 24 hours due to cheap Korean engeneering. The country has fallen into a state of mass hysteria, and most everyone has fled to northern Canada or southern Mexico, trying to survive. But we didn't. We're still here in Nebraska. The government is not unaware of our situation though. They have sent one single helicopter to escort at max, two people to safety. Problem is, the pilot is only comfortable flying to southern Nebraska, right on the border, in the city of Danbury. We're in northern Nebraska, in the city of Harrison. (Current map: http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4431 ... mapnk2.gif ) We, as a given, have to get to the helicopter with at least 1 hour to spare for the pilot to take us to safety.
Only two of us may board the helicopter. We cannot escape through any other means of transportation, no boats, no self-made airplanes. No building a nuke-proof bunker; we either board the helicopter, or die.
We have 23 hours, to do as we please. Sit around and get high for the 23 hour span, or make an attempt at getting to the helicopter.
There are no rules, no laws to abide by. You may kill off your now be them opponents, distract them with your schlong, do whatever you will.
You may, however, only perform one action per hour. That gives you 23 actions to get to the helicopter, or jack off.
Your actions, however, must be within reason. You may not do anything that you personally can not do in real life.
The pilot will leave at the 23 hour mark, regardless of if anyone is on or not. He has a wife and kids ya know.

Whenever all ten survivors have taken their one turn, I will update the list of who is alive, and who isn't. I will also recap on everyone's actions and provide you with an updated map.

Survivors:
1: Grif
2: venn177
3: Dauss
4: ProjektTHOR
5: MrX
6: REdFlameZero
7: whitty
8: leadpumper12
9: Gwen5640
10: J23

Pilot: (Cannot be killed, guaranteed to live.)
Electroclan



Good luck to all of you, and merry christmas.

MEMEMEMEMEEMEMEEMMEMEMEME

I'm in.

Woo.

I want to join, but I don't think I should because I'm on a different timezone 0:

I AM SO IN.

This is curious. I'm game.

If you are in a slightly different timezone or go AFK for a turn or so, I will take it for you. I will act in accordance with what you did last. If you were whackin it, I'll keep you strocking your cock. If you were trying to get to the helicopter, I'll help you get there.

So we start doing turns when? Once we have a full group of people?

Correct.

Im in, sounds like fun

4 more people and we can begin.

LETS DO THIS THANG

I MUST LIVE!

Mr. X, you always have the best avatars.

Oh, please I must be in!

2 more.

Keep in mind that you are somewhat spread apart, at your houses from the start. You aren't all in some big circle-jerk when you get the news. If you want to kill someone off, you have to take the time to find them.