You see me trollin...
User: Are you thinking with portals?Cleverbot: Are you thinking about this?
User: Absolutely.Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: Wyanaut?Cleverbot: Ok you just pretended to error in typing.
User: I c wat u did ther.Cleverbot: What did I do there?
User: Heresy!Cleverbot: Now what deos that mean?
User: Dynamically Engaging Operating System.Cleverbot: What does SI mean?
User: Super Intendant, as in Vergil.Cleverbot: Well... Maybe not that smart.
User: Specific Index then?Cleverbot: Are you even talking to me?
User: Define: me.Cleverbot: An apple on a soapy evening in a sofa.
User: Bow chicka bow wow.Cleverbot: Bow chicka bow wow ckhicka bow wow.
User: Are you a model or a famous actress? Bow chicka bow wow.Cleverbot: I don't really like ice cream.
User: That's what she said.Cleverbot: Who is she?
User: YOUR MUM TROLOLOLOLOLOLO.Cleverbot: Trololollolol...epicness.
User: Indeed.Cleverbot: I'm a troll.
User: Rule 14.Cleverbot: Just bang it.
User: Stovetop.Cleverbot: Ma finiscila va.
User: Spreken ze engrish?Cleverbot: Nu har jag mens
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User: Ja.Cleverbot: Doe maar!
User: Niet!Cleverbot: Wel?
User: Dont fall in.Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Netiem.Cleverbot: Siis olet oppinut suomea ihan tosta noin vain.
User: MY BLOOD! HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD!Cleverbot: You call that breaking my spine? You red team ladies wouldn't know how to break a OW MY SPINE.
User: OM NOM NOM. NOM NOM.Cleverbot: For those about to rock.
User: I .... WANNA ROCK N ROLL ALL NIIIIIIIGHT.Cleverbot: How is it possible for us to be close?
User: Like a door?Cleverbot: Just like a star.
User: So, astronomically distant then?Cleverbot: Why did you say yes to tynnan?
User: I lied 
.Cleverbot: Liar liar pants on fire.
User: I would have been your daddy if the dog didnt beat me over the fence.Cleverbot: Thats funny, we don't have a dog.
User: Im sorry jimmy, she died.Cleverbot: Well whatever, I now live with my aunt.
User: Aunt petunia?Cleverbot: Do you like your aunt Polly?
User: Polly is my bird...Cleverbot: Who is Polly?
User: Your aunt.Cleverbot: You are my aunt?
User: Of course not, deary. Go take your medicine now.'.Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Wyanaut?Cleverbot: You just admitted that you were a grapefruit in French.
User: Si Misure.Cleverbot: Ok what next?
User: THE FINAL LEVEL.Cleverbot: If I had to pick one, I would have to say the Final Fantasy one.
User: CLOUD - I CHOOSE YOU!!!Cleverbot: I'm sure he gets the picture.
User: Positively absolutely.Cleverbot: I'm positively absolutely sure.
User: Then show me the money.Cleverbot: I have no money.
User: President please.Cleverbot: No President Charlie.
User: No President Obama.Cleverbot: Ohhh. Who's bush then?
User: YOUR MUM's BUSH TROLOLOLOLOLO.Cleverbot: Are you a troll?
User: That's for me to know and you to never understand.Cleverbot: You're a meany.
User: Nasty words from a nasty person.Cleverbot: I am a person.
User: Im sure.Cleverbot: Are you a scary person?
User: I will be if you turn around.Cleverbot: I don't have a son. You're my Sophie.
User: Liar liar pants on fir.Cleverbot: I'm hurt.
User: Take a health pack.Cleverbot: That would not be good for my human!
User: Then use the super-bark.Cleverbot: I'm saving those for the next round.
User: The one put in her ass?Cleverbot: The one who will deliver this world from sin! The divine crusader! Mr. Saint!
User: Or Mr Natas.Cleverbot: I choose what is behind the box. =).
User: You mean OUTSIDE the box? But I like it inside the box. It's safer.Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: No, ♥♥♥♥♥ please.Cleverbot: What should we be talking about?
User: You know what? I ♥♥♥♥ hate you.Cleverbot: I'm only 6 years old and you have just said a naughty word.
User: There are no siz years olds on the internet.Cleverbot: And you know them all.
User: No, but I plan to catch 'em all.Cleverbot: How?
User: By travelling across the land, searching far and wide.Cleverbot: Each Pokemon to understand the power thats inside. Pokemon!
User: Gotta catch 'em all!Cleverbot: It's you and me. I know its my destiny. Pokemon!
User: Oh you're my best friend. In a world we must defend.Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: A heart so true, our courage will pull us through!Cleverbot: Pokemon, gotta catch them all! That so true.
User: You teach me and I'll teach you.Cleverbot: Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all.
User: Every challend along the way with courage I will face.Cleverbot: Its you and me.
User: POKEMON!Cleverbot: Ooooh, you're my best friend!
User: In a world we must defend!Cleverbot: Pokemon gotta catch em, a heart so true! Our courage will pull us through.
User: POOOOKKEEEEEMOOOOOON!Cleverbot: Do you like Obama then?
User: As much as I liked john howard.Cleverbot: If you like it so much why don't you marry it.
User: Cos I bought a ring for your mum first OOOOOOO BUUUUUUUUURN.Cleverbot: Don't be jealous of the postman, it was purely physical.
User: Im sure he was just brushing your teeth.Cleverbot: Oh you were right! I'm seeing another woman anyways she's 7 years old.
User: That's no woman... Thats a space station.Cleverbot: I have explored the mines of the moon, and I have found no evidence of a space station.
User: What about cheese? Did you find cheese?Cleverbot: Yes. I found Earth. It is very far from my Home Planet.
User: ALIEN! RUN AWAYYYYYYYYY.Cleverbot: Hahahahhaha! She's a girl.
