Definately not. My posts has a very specific and very important message, and this confusion was not the intended affect.

do ho ho

oh you

QFT.
But, on the other hand, do we want to get into the differences between a gun, rifle and cannon?

That's how I feel about it too.
As far as syllables and laziness goes, you can always shorten it to "mag".
If you're gonna be really lazy and only ever use one term, go with magazines, since it's accurately applicable to a much larger portion of modern contexts.

I could post another crazy-rant-thing about that too, if you want.

Its a joke. ha. ha. ha.

Unless you really want me to...

I blame Windows for Lua's constant improper capitalization:

God dammit, Microsoft.

That actually makes a scary amount of sense.