This is gay and stupid as ♥♥♥♥. Why wasn't this locked?

Because you're too 'gay and stupid as ♥♥♥♥' for it to get locked, sorry.

In other words; "I'M GOING TO TRY AND ACT SUPERIOR AND MORE MATURE BY SHOWING THAT I DO NOT LIKE AN IDEA"

Honestly, if you have nothing to contribute other than a feeble flail of your e-penis in an attempt to seem cool or smart, don't post at all.

And now I'm going to literally write your next post for you because you, BEING THE MOST UNIQUE AND SMARTEST PERSON EVER considering what you've said so far, are quickly following into a pattern used by most trolls/generally dumb people.



"FFFF GET OUT OF MY MIND"

A post that really says nothing and barely even restates what has already been established; in general that's what I'm expecting from you.

And now, what will you post? Well, probably either a completely different version of what I put up above in a futile attempt to show that you can avoid a basic guideline of what I consider to be stupid, or just support for what I said you would post.

"DUDE WHAT YOU SAID I WOULD SAY IS NOT STUPID AT ALL LOL"

Honestly you're probably better off not posting at all but no doubt I've hit a nerve in this post and while you'll try to seem cool and collected you'll probably be infuriated as you slam your keyboard to pieces and then hang yourself.

Also; most of what I wrote above is really out of boredom (and my general dislike of stupid people/people who act stupid) and I already realize that this is a pretty pointless petition. Pointing out that something which is more or less a giant joke is dumb makes you look about as smart as Sarah Palin a brainless iguana a chlamydia-infested watermelon a PROKARYOTIC LIFEFORM OH HO.

Further, I also realize that I took this pretty far as a reply to a post with two sentences in it but I felt bored it was absolutely necessary.

tl;dr: Thank you Captain Obvious for pointing out that this is neither an important or rational thread/petition

HINT: You've already lost. For every additional reply to my post(s), your failure increases at an exponential rate because I have absolutely nothing to lose since I never took this seriously in the first place. Meanwhile you will start losing your sanity at a rapid decline. I mean, even figuring out if you're supposed to post must be a headache. "SHOULD I REPLY? HE SAID I WOULD FAIL IF I DID. BUT MAYBE THAT'S JUST A REVERSE-PSYCHOLOGY TECHNIQUE OR SOMETHING. OMG I LOSE BOTH WAYS OR DO I?"

for a guy not taking something seriously that sure is a huge post
edit: after reading some of your post all you did was reply to yourself as yourself what are you doing