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 Uwe Boll Petition 
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The-Masses13
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Friends, DRLians, countrymen, many of you know me, I do not ask for much. But I have a request, a simple request, easily sated.

I ask for your names and e-mail addresses...

...on this.

Now, I don't wish death on many people, but I'm going to have to make an exception here. I once saw a Uwe Boll movie, Alone in the Dark, to be precise, and at the 60 minute mark, I promptly decreed that a swift kick in the head from a donke- a ninj- a donkey ninja would be preferable to continuing it.

I hope this is not considered advertisement, but if I have read sentiments correctly, most of you feel the same as I.

You know what to do.

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Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:10 am
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Nah, lowtax probably started that petition. He's just butthurt about being beaten by Uwe Boll.
Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:06 am
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Good point, but I thought it might be a fun thing to do to see if the Internet can get rid of Boll.

Whatever, I was just trying to be theatrical.

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Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:17 am
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I've never seen his films, I'm never going to see his films.
Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:02 pm
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I signed.

The Doom movie was unforgivable.
Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:04 pm
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He was the one that released that monstrosity? then I have seen one of his films and damn did I hate it. Especially the bit in first person! where he shot a zombie just standing there manically laughing and it's head exploded.

That man is a monster.
Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:23 pm
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*Ahem*

Wikipedia wrote:
Doom is a 2005 science fiction horror film adaptation of the popular Doom series of video games created by id Software. It was directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak...


Sorry, just thought I should raise that flag.

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Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:36 pm
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Hes making a movie called postal. (unless I missed the release)

But no seriously, tell me why he sucks so bad?
Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:54 pm
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numgun wrote:
Hes making a movie called postal. (unless I missed the release)

But no seriously, tell me why he sucks so bad?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Gnd-GnfoI
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Jox =3
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Lol! That was creepy... Even I gonna sing this crap :D
Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:48 pm
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Electroclan wrote:
numgun wrote:
Hes making a movie called postal. (unless I missed the release)

But no seriously, tell me why he sucks so bad?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Gnd-GnfoI

Wa.. was that supposed to make any sense at all?
And... do all movies have to have... you know, 'sex scenes'? The only cool part was the gun fire in the dark room, but I didn't understand what was happening... and it totally was seizurific.
Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:18 pm
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I signed because I love you. Um... :oops: I actually signed it because, well, I hate his movies.
Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:51 am
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numgun wrote:
But no seriously, tell me why he sucks so bad?


Because he punched Lowtax's face(somethingawful) in repeatedly IN REAL LIFE. :idea: :idea: :idea:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3M_wGfYewo
Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:35 am
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Signed.

I'd have posted this topic here too, but it already existed.
Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:58 am
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Sweet! 172,717 sigs so far! Just 827,283 more to go! :D
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