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3 solid
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:02 pm Posts: 1639 Location: Somewhere. Nowhere.
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Written by Dr. Earl Reum
Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines he wrote a poem And he called it "Chops" because that was the name of his dog And that's what it was all about And his teacher gave him an A and a gold star And his mother hung it on the kitchen door and read it to his aunts That was the year Father Tracy took all the kids to the zoo And he let them sing on the bus And his little sister was born with tiny toenails and no hair And his mother and father kissed alot And the little girl around the corner sent him a Valentine Signed with a row of X's and he had to ask his father what the X's meant And his father always tucked him in bed at night And was always there to do it
Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines he wrote a poem And he called it "Autumn" because that was the name of the season And that's what it was all about And his teacher gave him an A and asked him to write more clearly And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door because of its new paint And the kids told him that Father Tracy smoked cigars And left butts in the pews And sometimes they would burn holes That was the year his sister got glasses with thick lenses and black frames And the girl around the corner laughed when he asked her to go see Santa Claus And the kids told him why his mother and father kissed a lot And his father never tucked him in bed at night And his father got mad when he cried for him to do it
Once on a paper torn from his notebook he wrote a poem And he called it "Innocence: A Question" because that was the question about his girl And that's what it was all about And his professor gave him an A and a strange steady look And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door because he never showed it to her That was the year Father Tracy died And he forgot how the end of the Apostle's Creed went And he caught his sister making out on the back porch And his mother and father never kissed or even talked And the girl around the corner wore too much makeup That made him cough when he kissed her but he kissed her anyway because that was the thing to do And at three A.M. he tucked himself into bed his father snoring loudly
That's why on the back of a brown paper bag he tried another poem And he called it "Absolutely Nothing" Because that's what it was really all about And he gave himself an A and a slash on each damned wrist And he hung it on the bathroom door because this time he didn't think he could reach the kitchen.
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:47 am |
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venn177
Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:35 am Posts: 3778 Location: Largo, Florida
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Re: Written by Dr. Earl Reum
O_O amazing...
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:53 am |
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Orindell
Joined: Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:15 pm Posts: 440 Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Re: Written by Dr. Earl Reum
Did you just make that up there?
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:25 pm |
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3 solid
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:02 pm Posts: 1639 Location: Somewhere. Nowhere.
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Re: Written by Dr. Earl Reum
No I didn't make it. Infact I don't have a clue who did, I just read it on the internet somewhere and thought you guys would like to hear it.
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:09 pm |
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ProjektTHOR
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Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:05 pm Posts: 2527
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Re: Written by Dr. Earl Reum
Delicious copypasta. I would like moar plx.
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:39 pm |
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Orindell
Joined: Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:15 pm Posts: 440 Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Re: Written by Dr. Earl Reum
I like it very much!
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Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:50 pm |
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Pyrorex
Joined: Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:13 am Posts: 505
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Re: Written by Dr. Earl Reum
Sweet asshat, must have more.
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Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:55 am |
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