Of Bubbles, Rainbows, and Sheep (Mod Thme Entry: Oh God Wha)
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ryry1237
Joined: Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:23 am Posts: 269
Of Bubbles, Rainbows, and Sheep (Mod Thme Entry: Oh God Wha)
Disclaimer (sort of):I am aware that the modding competition end time has already passed, but since there aren't any other mod submissions, I'm uploading this anyways. Whether this can be considered an official entry or not can be decided by the mod contest organizer CaveCricket48. Either way, I had a lot of fun making this mod, and I hope anyone who tries this mod out will as well.
In this mod, I give you a bubble wand which, as you might expect, makes bubbles.
The bubble floats around, slowly gliding like any bubble would in a slight breeze when all of a sudden, it stops and…
IT STARTS SHOOTING RAINBOW STREAMERS IN ALL DIRECTIONS BEFORE A MASSIVE RAINBOW SHOCKWAVE BLAST COMES OUT FROM NOWHERE THAT BLOWS AWAY EVERY SINGLE THING IN THE WAY!
THEN BUBBLES AND I MEAN REAL EXPLOSIVE MUNITION PACKED BUBBLES START SHOOTING OUT AND BLASTING APART EVERYTHING ON THE GROUND AND AIR.
BARRAGES OF FLYING SKULLS OF SPIRIT GUIDED HOMING DEATH ON A PLATTER COME STREAKING THROUGH THE SKIES SENDING SMOKE AND MISSILES TO ANNIHILIATE EVERY THING AND EVERYTHING DUMB ENOUGH TO SURVIVE THE BUBBLE ONSLAUGHT.
LASERS START SWEEPING THE GROUND LIKE CRAZY AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT EVERYTHING STARTS FIRING OUT IN A MASSIVE ORGY OF ULTIMATE DEATH RAPE AND VIOLENCE.
AND IF YOU THINK THAT AIN'T CRAZY ENOUGH THEN YOU'RE WRONG BECAUSE SHEEP AND I MEAN ♥♥♥♥ KEROSENE DRENCHED EPILEPTIC PSYCHOPATHIC SHEEP FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT THE RAGING URGE TO KILL EVERYTHING INCLUDING THEMSELVES START FLYING THROUGH THE AIR!!!
GIANT 4 TON WHALES SUDDENLY START DROPPING FROM THE SKIES AND COMPLETELY AND ABSOLUTELY ATOM SMASHING EVERYTHING UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO STAND BENEATH THEM INCLUDING THE GROUND THAT IS DUMB ENOUGH TO EVEN BOTHER EXISTING UNDER THE ABSOULTE AWESOMENESS OF THAT WHALE.
And after all of this, everything, whether it be human or robot or shelter is left absolutely devastated.
Nothing is left but an eerie silence lingering on the battlefield.
Nothing left at all but what can undeniably be-
WE'RE WAITING, FOR THE VOICE ACTORS!!!!!!
A FREAKING GIANT-RAINBOW-FLOATING-SUPER-SHURIKEN-NO-TERRAIN-RAPE-BUNKER-DESTROYER-THAT-KILLS-DREADNOUGHTS-IN-ONE-SECOND COME IN LIKE A BOSS AND LITERALLY EAT THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ATOM OF EVERY SINGLE DAMN THING OF EVERY SINGLE OBJECT IN EXISTENCE THAT COULD POSSIBLY HOPE TO REMAIN STANDING IN FRONT OF THE WORLD OF ABSOLUTE OVERPOWERED ONSLAUGHT!
... ... ...
And it all came from just a single bubble
A lifetime of forum respect to anyone who gets the legend of hobocraft reference.
Last edited by ryry1237 on Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:21 am, edited 13 times in total.
Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:35 pm
Mad Alex
Joined: Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:07 pm Posts: 127
Re: Of Bubbles, Rainbows, and Sheep (Mod Thme Entry: Oh God Wha)
Fix pictures please, all of them are broken. ("The selected attachment does not exist anymore.")
Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:36 pm
Joseh123
Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:12 pm Posts: 611 Location: Brazil
Re: Of Bubbles, Rainbows, and Sheep (Mod Thme Entry: Oh God Wha)
When I used the bubble shower, I said: Is that it?
Just a bunch of rockets and burning sheep and skulls that explode and make a giant background skull and that I used on the Tutorial Mission and destroyed my and the enemy bunker (yes the whole bunker)?
But then...it came... GIANT-RAINBOW-FLOATING-SUPER-SHURIKEN-NO-TERRAIN-RAPE-BUNKER-DESTROYER-THAT-KILLS-DREADNOUGHTS-IN-ONE-SECONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:51 pm
Whydoch
Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:20 pm Posts: 38
Re: Of Bubbles, Rainbows, and Sheep (Mod Thme Entry: Oh God Wha)
OH GOD MY WALLET OPENED ITSELF AND MONEY IS FLYING AT THE SCREEN WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥
But seriously
I love it.
Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:22 pm
Joseh123
Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:12 pm Posts: 611 Location: Brazil
Re: Of Bubbles, Rainbows, and Sheep (Mod Thme Entry: Oh God Wha)
Lol, i used the bubble blower on the tutorial mission right where the 3 dummies are, and I went out to make a sandwich, and when I came back, the entire bunker (except where the brain is) became just some background.
Oh, and the whales need some gibs.
Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:54 pm
ryry1237
Joined: Sun Dec 25, 2011 7:23 am Posts: 269
Re: Of Bubbles, Rainbows, and Sheep (Mod Thme Entry: Oh God Wha)
I purposely made the whales relatively gibless to prevent the game from lagging any more than it does now when you blow the bubble. Also updated the OP.
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