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WTF REVOLVERS!
Have you ever felt different from everyone else? Have you ever felt like you did not belong in today's modern society? Have you ever felt that everyone else is watching you and conspiring against you?
If so, you're weird and we can't help you.
But if you've ever felt like busting a hole the size of Texas through some poor sod's head with a gun as big as an albino moose, we've got just what you need!
Yes, the Waysider Technological Force is proud to present you with our special selection of custom revolvers, magnificently handcrafted by blind phylosophers in the depths of the tropical rainforest. They are, as seen from left to right on our catalogue picture:
1- The Retrovolver: An old-times classic. Six shots, full metal jacket, high precision.
2- The Shotvolver: Specially cast in an alloy of tytanium and unicorn horn, this beauty is guaranteed to horribly skewer whatever it hits in the most stylish manner imaginable. Just don't fire from too far away.
3- The Impactvolver: Because sometimes busting a hole through someone's head is just not enough, you have to send 'em flying too. Aim for the torso!
4- The Gatlingvolver: The name speaks for itself. Just make sure to read the included instructions set, to avoid... slightly unpleasant side effects.
Thank you for purchasing our fine selection of weaponry. Now, a small piece of advice:
In the end, there will be cake.
DISCLAIMER:
This is a joke mini-mod, so don't expect it to be balanced or reasonable. It was made to do exactly what the description says, bust holes the size of Texas through people's heads. So don't complain if it makes almost everything it hits explode in a cloud of blood and gore. 'Cause that's what it's supposed to do.
CREDITS:
-Myself, Areku, for the coding.
-NaXx, for all of the spriting. Thanks a lot, dude!
And now, the mod itself:
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