*WIP* End-User Research V1.5 (Requests accepted)
......End-User Research V1.5......
End-User Research is the corporation with a difference! We pride ourselves on our Consumers' criticism and complaints to bring the world better products! After extensive research, we have uncovered many faults with many products, and our development team is currently re-creating those products for the benefit of YOU!
That's right! YOU will be the first to utilise our new-and-improved goods, for any usage, at any time, at any place you wish!
What are these cool things I get? I hear you say. Well, that's just the beginning! When you use these gifts that we are giving you, free of charge, you also get a LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION to any updates, upgrades or upcoming products that we develop! WOW! Here are some for your pleasure:The Handheld Force-Resistant Defence ObstructionAlso known as the Explosion Shield, this item is made of a high-resistance synthetic, protecting the user from explosions. Although it recommended single-use only, as surviving multiple explosions is highly risky in any case, no matter what protection you may have. This Shield is much taller than the average Riot Shield, and gives the user full frontal protection, even including a shatter-proof glass panel for viewing those
exciting displays of fire and debris.
The Handheld High-Efficiency Earth Removal DeviceAs the global Gold-recession becomes increasingly hostile, we have developed a tool to assist those wishing to defend themselves from the oncoming horde of Gold-miners. Thus, this tool lets the user become a Gold-miner themselves, but only for as short a time as possible to minimise risk and maximise gain. This digger uses a more focused beam, but has slightly less energy capacity than the standard Heavy Digger. The beam is a special highly-reactive energy, which sometimes seems to cause gold to temporarily mass-duplicate when in contact with itself, creating more mass and thus more profit.
Bunker Modules
Our thorough interest in our Users' behaviour has also shown the liking of large , commonly underground buildings known as Bunker Modules. We have created and will be creating many unique Bunkers for our consumers. Here is a sample:Previous Designs, RecreatedHere are two before- and after-shots of two products we have re-designed: The first, some may remember, is a bi-level construction with a handy ladder and protection protrusions. The second, which is from an even older product, is a deep hole-like bunker with a ladder for escape and extra protrusive objects on the exterior for protection.
Large RecreationsThis is another redesign. A Rocket Silo, for those who do not notice. It has had a complete makeover: a more modern construction while keeping the same layout makes this module familiar, but ties in with pre-existing modules for that satisfactory feeling.
Reader SuggestionsThis design has come straight from our most-valued customers. Many complaints have been heard, about the tight walls and constraining corridors that make up the rocket silos. This design is made up of two modules: the vertical
Rocket Shaft and the
Rocket Shaft Base, so that the consumer can make their rocket silo as tall as they want without skimping on usability.
Some more requests have come in, and our producers have responded. The next design is a set of ramps, with external and internal layouts as well as Left / Right Variants. Also included is a special matter-removing platform utilising
secret methods to give the desired result. An example situation is detailed below.
.....CrawlspacesTMThe Crawlspaces has been a long-time dream of End-User Research, and we have finally designed an efficient product for our customers. They come pre-packaged with our other products, but are also sold separately. These are some views of our Crawlspaces
TM in use:
Please show us how you feel about our products. Requests and/or comments would be greatly appreciated.Current Developments:- CrawlspacesTM T-Junctions and doors
- CrawlspacesTM Defence Bunkers
- Brain Bunkers and Defence Sections
- Hidden Traps and Dangerous Devices
Satisfied Customers wrote:
- Overall pretty good -Joesycop
- I like this -Natti
- GJ for the bunker modules -The Decaying Soldat
- Bunker modules are the best part of this -PhantomAGN
- These things are awesome! -Numgun come back
- The black shield looks cool. -Lowest Form of Wit
- I love the concept and presentation -lafe
- Neat and tidy -Mittens
- Love the ramps! -LeonXross
- Nice Work! -Manbearpig
- I like the new crawl spaces -salt_1219
This is a work-in-progress. As you may have gathered from the commentary, I will be taking general requests to make bunker designs and simple devices.
No weapons, actors or craft, as I think that there is too many of those in this forum anyway.
<-- That may change in the future, if I feel like it.PLEASE NOTE: I retain the right to reject or revoke any requests if I believe they can be or have been made better by someone else, do not fit the 'rules' I have stated above or include advanced coding. I do not code much further than to make a basic digger or shield. </rant>