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Author:  zalo [ Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:26 pm ]
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+ LIFE INSURANCE +

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Now is not the time to wish you had Life Insurance.

The Best time to get Life Insurance is NOW.

Thanks to top quality engineering and design, for just a single payment of 1200 oz, you can get it all.

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That is, you get a personal DropShip with Anti-Grav Technology following your every move.
Then, in the heat of battle as a last resort, you hit "E" (Or "6" if you are on team 2), and the
Dropship opens its doors and airlifts you to safety! From there, you can redraw your battle plan and land
somewhere else for further battles.

So when is the time to order Life Insurance?

NOW!!

Fixed a few things.


Conditions under which the contract will be terminated:
1. Ordering more than once in 5 week period.
2. Not activating insurance for an extended period.
3. Insured End-User becoming deceased while under contract.

Also, all that other stuff is really cool, I wouldn't be complaining.

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Author:  numgun [ Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:33 pm ]
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Hmm... does this work in caves?
Author:  TheLastBanana [ Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:33 pm ]
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The door keeps shutting on me before I get all the way up to the ship :/
Also, it's added to the group "Crafts" instead of "Craft".
It's cool though. Nice mod.
Author:  MaximDude [ Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:36 pm ]
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Very interesting, but I don't find it very usefull... For me that is.
Still, looks nice nonetheless.
Author:  CrazyMLC [ Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:39 pm ]
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Can it be shot down? :/

How about an insurance contract that you order down that emits a particle with lua on it to technically make every actor on your team turn into phoenix bots or something.
And it can be broken and crap to terminate the policy.
Author:  ShnitzelKiller [ Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:52 pm ]
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Lol, I thought it was a spambot message.
Author:  zalo [ Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:07 pm ]
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Uh, numgun, it should be more suited for your needs now.

Also, silly TLB you aren't supposed to buy it from the Bunker Builder.

Double Also, Are you Crazy? You can't shoot down insurance :grin: (Unless you have a gun that fires Lawsuits or something).
Author:  numgun [ Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:10 pm ]
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O_O

Ok whoa.
Not leaving my safe bunker without this from now on.
Author:  TheLastBanana [ Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:27 pm ]
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Ah! Much cooler now that it works (whether that was you fixing the new download or me buying it from the buy menu).
It seems to crash when my insured actor dies though.
These policies seem to have a lot of loopholes...
Author:  CrazyMLC [ Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:30 pm ]
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It should automatically pick you up when your health goes below 10, and heal you to 100.
Author:  Duh102 [ Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:30 pm ]
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zalo wrote:
(Unless you have a gun that fires Lawsuits or something).

You, my friend, are on. :grin:

Delivery.
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Author:  rditto48801 [ Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:36 pm ]
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Whoa... it's like an Abductor on steroids.... and it's health in that last pic.... its over 9000! :shock:
(sorry, couldn't resist)

It does seem interesting, and it looks to have some good potential, but it seems like it could pose some slight problems for anyone in tall or underground bunkers. Especially if this Life Insurance policy is going to create unwanted skylights, sunroofs, extra large ventilation shafts, or otherwise turn entire bunker fortifications into convertibles...

I also see potential abuse and base wrecking for this thing in the Maginot Mission... :twisted:

I guess I will download it, even if just to toy around with it for a little bit and see what all it can handle and deal with. (and to make poor CC have yet another mod to load on startup...)

Edit:
Okay, I have totally trashed the tutorial bunker with this thing, and I have noticed a few issues among the assorted loop holes, clauses, and effects of Insurance breaking its own contract for service.

First, I was going to order something, I selected a different craft since I had purchased Insurance previously, and then I decided to cancel the order since. Mere seconds afterward, Insurance then self destructed and crushed my dummy with its debris. While trying to recreate the problem, I had a second time where it self destructed a short bit (maybe 5-10 seconds) after exiting out of the order menu without ordering.

Second, when I got around to order a second Insurance after the first incident of one self destructing after canceling an order, the game locked up the moment it arrived.

Third, when jumping to high, up and off the screen, Insurance accidentally refunded itself for an absurd amount of money as it tried to stay above the actor... I got something like close to 6 million oz of gold (that's like, 187 tons of gold!)

Fourth, when manually controlling it, it can only move along one axis, either vertically or horizontally, it won't move diagonally. It will sort of rise up if flying sideways through the terrain.

Fifth, when the bay doors are open when manually controlling it, it will pick up more or less anything you can shove in there, not just stuff it can pick up normally, such as weapons and actors... fly down over a bunker door, and it will 'collect' the doors... you know the doors for the 'firing range' in the tutorial bunker? I managed to relocate both pieces, separately, to above the bunker, in mid air... :0

Overall...
Finally, it doubles as a safe way to horribly ruin the terrain without needing a zero division (or other overpowered lag inducing) bomb/weapon... although, it i pathetic in terms of collecting gold... probably has a 'we, the Insurance provider, keep 99% of gold collected from our policy eating terrain' clause... :twisted:
Author:  zalo [ Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:25 am ]
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Obviously you didn't read the fine print.

And Anti-Grav engines have their flaws.
Author:  LowestFormOfWit [ Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:13 am ]
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So -this- was that looming follow actor thing you were talking about in Mod Making.

Needs a brand name IMO. Very funny.
Author:  insane_bubble [ Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:54 am ]
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Hm. I was in the heat of battle and my life insurance flopped upside down and crushed me.

I demand a refund!
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