In our endless quest for research, we stumbled onto an ancient tomb. The contents are plentiful, and we are glad to share their contents! That curse is just a rumor anyway... everything must go!
The Midas' Finger: An ambitious attempt to bring our customers limitless wealth! This device pulls interdimensional matter to the battlefield in the form of pure gold! However, the speed of the matter created in this way has proved to be... volatile. While it is not recommended for use inside your own base, the stream of dense metal will incapacitate or crush most enemy units. As an additional bonus, the gun, casings, and magazines are also made from gold!
The Midas' Voice hand grenade captures the basic function of the larger gun, but in a single, inexpensive burst. Although the matter it creates is not as damaging as a traditional grenade, it will still do damage, and afterward leave quite a reward for the winner of the battle.
Our newest discovery, the Midas' scroll! Reading from the golden scroll causes Midas' Voice grenades to materialize, which
for some reason cannot be picked up, but make for an excellent minefield! Works well with our new shield.
Call down Midas' wrath upon your enemies with this ancient rocket launcher! Although it can't really be called a "high" explosive, the heavy particles will still do a good job of shredding your enemies, while leaving the land and equipment intact.
A thick platter used to insulate Midas from his servers, it preforms equally well insulating our customers from... shall we say, harsh environments.
A possessed wheel which spins erratically and sprays gold at all near!
And ancient well that Midas (some say literally) built his empire upon!
Midas' Passenger Seat, a... alright, fine, you got us, there's no translations for the weapons and we're running short on ideas. It's a shotgun that shoots gold.
The AU-79! It's like an AK-47, except, well, gold.
Now you can be the man with the Golden Gun! One shot kills, which is lucky because that's all you get.
And last, but most certainly not least, what you've all been asking for, Midas' Servant! That's right, an actor entirely made of gold. It is gold, bleeds gold, gibs gold, flies with gold, and even sings golden notes out of the golden top on it's head, which are also mineable.