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 Online Play - Yes this is a joke 
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Post Re: Online Play - Yes I did get it working
Aprils fools?


Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:32 pm
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Post Re: Online Play - Yes I did get it working
In fact im going to retract my rage post against Miles because i think TheLastBanana gave him a good talking to

This was a good joke guys, i smelt april foolery as soon as i saw the thread but i still enjoyed it, good effort


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Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:37 pm
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Post Re: Online Play - Yes I did get it working
w33n wrote:
Aprils fools?

No no no no no, looks at "conectiontools.ini" ->
Code:
          ./ |   ______________
         /  /   /  __________    //\_
       /'  /   |  (__________)  ||.' `-.________________________
      /   /    |    __________  ||`._.-'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
     /    \     \__(__________)__\\/
    |      `\
    |        |                                ___________________
    |        |___________________...-------'''- - -  =- - =  - = `.
   /|        |                   \-  =  = -  -= - =  - =-   =  - =|
  ( |        |                    |= -= - = - = - = - =--= = - = =|
   \|        |___________________/- = - -= =_- =_-=_- -=_=-=_=_= -|
    |        |                   ```-------...___________________.'
    |________|     
      \    /                                       _
      |    |                              ,,,,,,, /=\
    ,-'    `-,       /\___________       (\\\\\\\||=|
    |        |       \/~~~~~~~~~~~`       ^^^^^^^ \=/
    `--------'                                     `
                                    ____________________________
   _____                          ,\\    ___________________    \
  |     `------------------------'  ||  (___________________)   `|
  |_____.------------------------._ ||  ____________________     |
                                  `//__(____________________)___/

   ______________________
 .'   __                 `.
 |  .'__`.    = = = =     |_.-----._                          .---.
 |  `.__.'    = = = =     | |     | \ _______________        / .-. \
 |`.                      | |     |  |  ````````````,)       \ `-' /
 |  `.                    |_|     |_/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'         `---'
 |    `-;___              | `-----'                   ___
 |        /\``---..._____.'               _  _...--'''   ``-._
 |       |  \                            /\\`                 `._
 |       |   )              __..--''\___/  \\     _.-'```''-._   `; 
 |       |  /              /       .'       \\_.-'            ````
 |       | /              |_.-.___|  .-.   .'~
 |       `(               | `-'      `-'  ;`._
 |         `.              \__       ___.'  //`-._          _,,,
 |           )                ``--../   \  //     `-.,,,..-'    `;
 `----------'                            \//,_               _.-'
                                          ^   ```--...___..-'
 
       __,     
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  .'    /   /`.    ,--------,' | 
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      | ][ |      |__________\------------------------------=='
      | ][ |
      | ][ |
      | ][ |     .----.                                .---.
      | ][ |    '---,  `.____________________________.'  _  `.
      | ][ |         )   ____________________________   <_>  :
      | ][ |    .---'  .'                            `.     .'
      | ][ |     `----'                                `---'
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I'm sure its everything alright, take a look to those tools, look really efficient, keep trying.


Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:38 pm
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Post Re: Online Play - Yes I did get it working
Just signed up to say bravo, good prank.

I knew something was fishy when I saw the video. The imitation lag effect with actions being repeated several times in a row, that's never what online lag looks like. Online lag would look like the action skipping ahead after a brief pause. This was my first suspicion, but I was still willing to buy it as I was reading the thread.

lol at connection tools.


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[News Flash:]
"In a surprising turn of events, people across the nation ranging in ages from seventeen to thirty-two died today, the cause being suicide. This is reportedly the highest amount of suicides in one day, breaking records beyond even that of Christmas. It became apparent after some time that the source of the issue came from an April fools joke from an online forum based on Data Realms hit game Cortex Command. The joke was sai-..."


I hope you guys are happy with your April Fools joke...


Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:33 pm
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Post Re: Online Play - Yes I did get it working
Good prank, didn't realize at all it was April first.

DON'T WORRY GUYS I'LL MAKE MULTIPLAYER FOR YOU


Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:56 pm
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Post Re: Online Play - Yes I did get it working
YOU BETTER.


Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:03 pm
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Post Re: Online Play - Yes I did get it working
Now you have to, CaveCricket. There will be a riot if you don't.


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Post Re: Online Play - Yes I did get it working
CaveCricket48 wrote:
Good prank, didn't realize at all it was April first.

DON'T WORRY GUYS I'LL MAKE MULTIPLAYER FOR YOU

QFT.
Now get to it. We hold people to their words here, unless it's April 1st. And guess what it isn't?


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Post Re: Online Play - Yes I did get it working
Hyperkultra wrote:
We hold people to their words here, unless it's April 1st
Or in ridiculously obvious all-caps sarcasm?


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CaveCricket48 wrote:
Good prank, didn't realize at all it was April first.

DON'T WORRY GUYS I'LL MAKE MULTIPLAYER FOR YOU

You've posted it on 2nd of April... you are doom... dooooooooom :twisted:
ask to me if you need to sprite some multi-pla-datas...


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Post Re: Online Play - Yes I did get it working
It was fun while it lasted...
Atleast after this April fools all the attachments and such are still in place.


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Hahaha, I would be raging pretty hard if Dwarf Fortress 2010 hadn't released yesterday :D


Fri Apr 02, 2010 5:54 pm
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This is why I'm thankful that I lurk and wait for others to get snared. Makes the disappointment less of a traumatic blow when I see the FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU---- of others. I certainly got a kick out've that, especially, even though I did get all "ohmigawd, no waiiii!11!exclamationpoint :DDDD" at the vaguest of possibilities of CC being able to even remotely support online play/multiplay.


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Post Re: Online Play - Yes I did get it working
CaveCricket48 wrote:
Good prank, didn't realize at all it was April first.

DON'T WORRY GUYS I'LL MAKE MULTIPLAYER FOR YOU

I'LL BEAT YOU TOO IT
Also while CC was loading, I peeked at the code to see how it worked and realized it was a prank.
"Huh. This lua file seems awfuly small"
"Hmm"
"Am I missing something"
"ROFL"


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