Yea, we're all craving for it.

I've already got it, I'm the beta tester. Whd'ya think I said WE?

We are ALL, as in we players.

From your discussion I can ascertain that your secret project is a bomb of some sort, or possibly something else that majorly relys on gibs, ruling out something like a craft or an actor where gibs are a secondary concern.
My hopeful guess is an attempt at an actual dynmic mushroom cloud... but I am possibly wrong.

I'm not gonna tell you whether or not you've got it right, but I will tell you that in the next update there are at least 3 different buyable things.

I will tell you right now, this "Secret Project" and that Next update isn't about the mushroom nuke. If any one want to have a go making it dynamic they can do it if they want, I'll gladly put their name on the credits but I'm fed with messing around on my nuke.

BUT, the explosion WILL be changed somehow, but I wont say how, not yet. I still have some things to fix and exams to study.

If it still lags, then thats not good.

I can't help it on that, this game isn't designed for full scale nukes unless I make it animated even then I I think it will still lag because of the shockwave and all that.

And making a nuke animated frame by frame is very... very... very long.

Heh, I'll try to beat you to it in later builds as an official content piece.
Complete particle driven nuclear explosion with balanced power.
I already have a couple formulas written down in my notepad how'd it work, but I just dont feel like doing it yet. Must be some sort of satanic force floating above. : p

If you do, then we will spam your PM box with CODETHIEFCODETHIEF over and over if you don't give creds.

What i "could" try is blowing a nuke in Crysis, render it frame by frame then somehow cut it in photoshop and transfer it back to CC. That would take AGES but then, it would be cooler and lag less. But right now I don't have time to do this and the size of the mod would be MONSTROUS. (Just one frame of the shroom is something like 1mb, x20? 20mb + the 10mb right now 30mb...)

Why would "we" spam my mail box?
I'm totally not intending to steal this shitty code if thats what you mean.
My thing would function entirely in a different way.

Yeah, but original concept = deathbringer. And I mean me and said bringer of death.

Actually, original concept would be (c) the US government and various scientists in the Manhattan project. So yeah.

I hate to break it to you but there have been nukes for as long as there have been mods.

Actually that was a lie, I quite enjoyed that.