Edit: a more convincing post:

Data - What kind of game developer are you? How are you supposed to know what your fans want if you don;t read the forums?

Weasel - Try to make your reports seem like less your fault.

All in all, Moderators, Admins and the such, your doing a horrible job.

Not really.

Happy April Fools.

B&, you should know better than to criticize anyone in the moderation team, good luck ever coming back.

lolz

Did not expect something like this from you dragon.

No. Try again. And put some effort into it next time.

Obvious prank is obvious.

It's pretty sad that while he says that he is joking, he actually points out valid problems. Oh, the irony.