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Author: | Erik 196 [ Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:55 am ] |
Post subject: | Help me |
When I am on the game and want to play campaign,It not appears,(I wait so much time and it dosn't)what i eed to do? |
Author: | venn177 [ Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:58 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Help me |
Erik 196 wrote: When I am on the game and want to play campaign,It not appears,(I wait so much time and it dosn't)what i eed to do? |
Author: | Dauss [ Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:29 am ] |
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Alright, here's how you unlock campaign. The first, and most important step, is to procure yourself a sombrero... It's not out yet. |
Author: | The Fat Sand Rat [ Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:19 pm ] |
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Actually, they both lied. You need to go into the command prompt, enter in cd C:\program files\data realms\cortex command and then type 'format C:' and hit your computer with a hammer until the monitor goes dark. Then you take a necktie, tie it, tie the end to a sturdy beam or something high up, and hang yourself for not reading the THIS IS NOT A FINISHED PRODUCT message. |
Author: | Nfsjunkie91 [ Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:25 pm ] |
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Yeah... I probably would have said for you not to bash him if it wasn't for the fact that he lives in a country that speaks English. |
Author: | Shade [ Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:55 pm ] |
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Balance a radio on your head, draw a circle of plant blood on the ground in the form of the Mona Lisa, hop on one foot, and do the moon walk at the same time. Afterwards when the campaign is unlocked slap your motherboard with a rubber chicken. You'll be able to play the campaign whenever you wish. |
Author: | 3 solid [ Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:24 pm ] |
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GUYS! GUYS! Calm down, I missed the message too the first time I played. I just didn't post it because I thought it was a n00by question.. To answer your question, the campaign mode is not complete. Do not follow any of the instructions above for your own well being. |
Author: | Kazuki [ Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:18 am ] |
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Sacrifice a goat |
Author: | Kokits [ Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:19 am ] |
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Yeah, this is an unfinished product. The Scene editor, campaign, and MAYBE multiplayer online will only be in the final version. The final version is scheduled for later this year. |
Author: | Shade [ Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:23 am ] |
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Kazuki wrote: Sacrifice a goat It's a lamb. |
Author: | Kazuki [ Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:44 am ] |
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Shade wrote: Kazuki wrote: Sacrifice a goat It's a lamb. It's your face. Lambface. |
Author: | 3 solid [ Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:28 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Help me |
Ok, seriously do NOT follow any instructions these guys are giving. Unless your religion involves sacrificing goats/lambs. |
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