You play too much CC when you consider playing multiplayer via a single keyboard due to a lack of computer controllers.

You play too much CC when you demand crab to be free in a resturant.

That's a good one.

You visit the forum too much if you can type the URL at 200 words a minute.

You play CC too much when you accidentally contract crabs and the first thing you mutter to the doctor is 'look sir, free crabs!'

^Best one in this topic IMO^

You play too much CC when you...

....know you have enough reasons why you play CC so much that you can make a sustainable thread about them.

You KNOW you play too much CC when the Fan Forums are your homepage.

You know you play too much CC when you see a crab and instinctively reach for a minigun.

Oh my god so true. And the title music. I only realise if the sound is off when something doesnt make a horrible splatter as i kill it these days. Having some music playing cures this.

You play too much CC when you can beat zombie cave in 45 seconds flat.

Are you kidding? I play multiplayer EXCLUSIVELY with a single keyboard.
You play too much CC when you attempt to cram in a THIRD player on a single keyboard: Don't try it, it doesn't work.
You play too much CC when you want to upgrade your CPU and buy gaming controllers when you want a hard-ware upgrade.
You MOD too much CC when you use MSPaint and Notepad to do EVERYTHING.
You play too much CC when you think that pixel graphics in 256 colours actually look good.

You play too much CC when you instinctively grab for a gun when you see a test dummy.

Well there you go.

hey man. you MOD too much CC when you have 13 tabs open in notepad++, open notepad quickly to change a quick presetname, realise you're swamped in open windows of paint for 3 actor's limbs and concept ideas for weapons on the bus.

You play too much CC when you can kill any guest who comes over with any weapon or tool in the game.