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 How the cortex command credits or ending should be. 
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I had the random idea of nuking the planet to hell. That'd get those enemy brains away from your gold!


Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:18 am
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Needs an epic scene of a planet blowing up! :D


Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:58 am
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Just have the ending like this triumphant techno rock music playing and the player's brain's mental image of himself (avatar?) watching a stockmarket display screen and smiling smugly as the value of gold goes up.

After all, cc's main plot is super capitalism!


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It was all a dream, Data wakes up and goes to work in a stuffy office somewhere.


Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:50 am
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At then explain that this game is all about humanity's senseless desire to possess everything it finds and that the planet is a reflection of our own, which is being fought over senselessly by the poor for their government's sake.*

Also have badass guitar solo.

*to make game more brooding and dark.


Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:17 pm
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This game does not look very brooding or dark. It looks freaking hilarious.

Look at the little tutorial screens! They've got cute little mascots and everything!


Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:33 pm
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[quote='title page']Look sir! Free crabs![/quote]



NOT-DARK.


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3POK_PHALE wrote:
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Look sir! Free crabs!




NOT-DARK.

Fix'd


Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:50 pm
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Trust me, crabs are darker than you think o_o


Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:04 am
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Instead of nukes, drop crate upon drop crate begin raining from the sky, full of ridiculous amounts of crabs. The crabs begin pouring out, forming an invincible wave of invertebrates. The scene switches to cuts of several opposing bases, showing the defenders hopelessly firing into the sea of orange shelled animals before having the crabs rush forward, the soldiers being either torn to pieces by the oncoming horde or eaten alive, mouthful by mouthful.
It's never going to be put in as the final sequence but it's still funny to think about.


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411570N3 wrote:
It's never going to be put in as the final sequence but it's still funny to think about.

And recreatable too!


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THE CRABS ARE COMMUNIST!
THEY ARE DESTROYING THE CAPITALIST DOGS!
WORKING AS ONE!

WE ARE DOOMED!


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