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 -123- We Blow Things Up For You! LABS 
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-123- Faction is looking for a LUA coder

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-123- "We Blow things up. FOR YOU! ™" Labs is a large corporation with its own puny military
force and colonies through out the kitchen. The corporation
is owned by a bunch of sentient rats who like porridge and licorice.

Seeing most people wouldn't want rats in their wonderful smelling licorice stores
they decided to go into the weapons manufacturing business, you know, "For Kids!™".
With their years of dealing with buffonish aliens wanting to foolishly kill them, they
had plenty of wonderful ideas to help the war hungry of the universe.

-123- specializes in weapons, craft and military vehicles,
equipment and experimental testing. ABC- also uses a
newly discovered "licorice particle" that is used widely
within its units, weapons, structures and craft to make them all so damn tasty.
All products manufactured by -123-
are crap really, as most of the designers were fat and lazy
and eating licorice and porridge rather than working.

So guys I am making a new faction and I think it would be great to have some kind of submarine in it, you know?

Submarine

I've made nothing.

It has nothing except one thing: Ability to float, and I'm not sure how that's possible.
I need it to swim.
And I need a Lua specialist for that.

What I want the submarine to do, Read carefully.:
-Able to swim through water that pretty well doesn't exist. Oh and accelerate too.
-Have the acceleration be stopped by magic licorice fairies, or maybe those pesky physics. NOT by itself.
-Able to keep momentum so it can also "Just Keep Swimming" and also find nemo.
-Able to swim up slopes and adjust its rotations based on the angle of the planetary center of licorice concentration.
-Able to accelerate sloggier when swimming up a hill or down from it.
-Brakes that will only work if youre in the water, eating licorice. LOTS OF PIXIE DUST POWERED WATER BRAKES.
-Porridge boost that will give a sudden boost of acceleration to the plane that basically multiplies the acceleration rate by 3-5 times of normal for 1-2 seconds.
-Porridge boost can be used any time, but after usage it must recharge for 3 seconds.

Remember, nothing else is READY. Sprites, normal code and the module.
All I need is the Lua part, and for some reason it seems it will code itself after that. There is no a Lua template so don't bother with that.

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FYI, I am making this topic because Grif and Numgun need to stop already, I also figured we have a land vehicle and air vehicle topic, why the hell not a submarine?

NOTE: This is not the same module from Lua scripting. It is MUCHO(TACOS!) more better and
updated and the submarine is now an ASubmarine, yes I haxxed data's life, he is now my slave and codes for me.
So you dont need to worry about rotation.
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Thank you

Also, I am kind of hoping to do an Insane Alchemists of the future mod, which may have a flying yellow submarine for the hell of it. Watch for a real non-joke topic for that.


Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:57 am
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Yeah. I wouldn't be making a topic to flame them when you've joined 2 months ago. You're sposed to lay low for a while. Not flame people that have been here for years. Because it fails. And you will get flamed worse.


Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:05 am
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Too soon.


Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:07 am
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*Hands fire suit*
*Stands back and waits for the flames/lock*


Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:10 am
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Good Grief.

Flames?

You people take me for a fool.


It's a damn funniez topic. Sheesh. If you hate humour around here that damn much.


Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:11 am
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It's a parody of a parody. Excuse me if I don't find that hilarious


Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:13 am
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/facepalm
Inb4 teh lock

It's not that we hate humour, a more respected member by the name of Grif has aleady accomplished what your aiming for. No need to do the same thing.

And for Christ's sake I don't think anyone deserves the hate Numgun has been getting lately.


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Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:15 am
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Scope is right.

Anyway, the concept of a metaparody is funny.


Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:16 am
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Wow, now the sock-puppets are doing it too.


Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:18 am
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Scope0 wrote:
/facepalm
Inb4 teh lock

It's not that we hate humour, a more respected memer by the name of Grif has aleady accomplished what your aiming for. No need to do the same thing.

And for Christ's sake I don't think anyone deserves the hate Numgun has been getting lately.


What now? Grif, as you say, merely made his a scathing rape of numgun. I made mine have pretty well no reference other than the logo and the topic structure. Plus it's lighthearted, and doesn't place intense blame or hatred on any one person.

I don't hate numgun, I quite like the mod and the humorous over 9000 reload time people whine about.

What your basically telling me is "Time here is all that matters, screw your approach to how you do things."


Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:18 am
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Time doesn't necessarily matter, originality does.


Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:22 am
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Thunder Toes wrote:
Time doesn't necessarily matter, originality does.



Right.. Which is why the first thing out of everyone's mouth was: " U not ben her long nuff"


Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:24 am
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Too soon, as in "This was already done this week" too soon.
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=15549


Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:25 am
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Thunder Toes wrote:
Too soon, as in "This was already done this week" too soon.
http://datarealms.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=15549


Right, and doing it two months down the road totally wouldn't evoke comments like " Zomg u 4 month noob, necro topic gentleman u not ressspected nuff."


Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:27 am
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Doing it again period would be unfunny. Also, your OP is like a 5-year old playing Mad Libs, you just changed the colored words into some random crap.


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