Vereus has connected.

Benpasko has connected.

dragonxp has connected.

Vereus:

crazymlc benpasko hurt my feelings wat do

CrazyMLC:

ok, I'm in

CrazyMLC:

it has a 'is typing' function now

Benpasko:

Watch out MLC, 3POK is actively trying to give you herpes.

dragonxp:

yeah,,

CrazyMLC:

AHHH

Vereus:

yes it does

CrazyMLC:

eww

dragonxp:

uhh

dragonxp:

lol

CrazyMLC:

go awaaaay

CrazyMLC:

3/5 players.

CrazyMLC:

:/

dragonxp:

yeah well

dragonxp:

that 1/5 is someone we dont like anyways

Benpasko:

WARGHEY?

dragonxp:

yesh

Benpasko:

ARE YOU REFERRING TO WARGAY?

Benpasko:

YOU ARE?

Benpasko:

COOL

CrazyMLC:

Ok

Vereus:

FUCK WARUNDERAGER

Benpasko:

In unrelated news, FUCK LAVA!

dragonxp:

I don;t know if hyper is even gunna show up

Vereus:

duh should have permabanned him

CrazyMLC:

stupid lava

Vereus:

for being so fucking stupid

Benpasko:

I DRINK THE LAVA, ANDP ISS PURE FIRE!

Benpasko:

AND PISS

Benpasko:

*

Vereus:

also for being an underager

Vereus:

THEY ARE BREAKING THE FUCKING LAW BY LETTING THEM STAY

CrazyMLC:

lol

Benpasko:

OH NOES

Benpasko:

QUICK, !

CrazyMLC:

I used to join forums underage

CrazyMLC:

but then I got over age

CrazyMLC:

and all was better

Vereus:

but you see

Vereus:

there's laws about this shit

Vereus:

also

Vereus:

nobody likes him

Vereus:

he's annoying

Vereus:

stupid

Vereus:

etc.

CrazyMLC:

nobody liked me

Benpasko:

Yeah.

CrazyMLC:

but hey!

CrazyMLC:

look at me now!

Benpasko:

I retroactively liked you, MLC.

CrazyMLC:

upstanding citizen

CrazyMLC:

right? >:C

Benpasko:

Today I went, and read every post you ever made anywhere.

Benpasko:

And liked you.

CrazyMLC:

lol

Benpasko:

In the past.

CrazyMLC:

right.

CrazyMLC:

Should we start early?

Benpasko:

Okay.

CrazyMLC:

because I'm ready

Benpasko:

MLC, you were thinking about starting other games, too?

CrazyMLC:

oh, yeah

Benpasko:

Discuss with these guys.

CrazyMLC:

we can have another day of warhammerz

CrazyMLC:

or play some other system

CrazyMLC:

I can walk through the systems I have

CrazyMLC:

maybe the readers of the logs can decide what we play

Benpasko:

Is there a game that would allow me to rip out Warguy's spleen with my bare hands, if he played too?

CrazyMLC:

paranoia

CrazyMLC:

it's all about stabbing eachother's backs

CrazyMLC:

rolemaster has a really nice crit system

CrazyMLC:

pretty detailed

Benpasko:

I'm not interested in stabbing, I'm interested in spleen-ripping.

CrazyMLC:

so if you attacked him he might explode or something

dragonxp:

ima just play minecraft indev

dragonxp:

till we start.

CrazyMLC:

oh yeah!

Vereus:

brb

CrazyMLC:

I still need to test out doors and ladders

CrazyMLC:

but uh

CrazyMLC:

what do you guys want?

CrazyMLC:

we can also play 4e

CrazyMLC:

we had a taste of that

Benpasko:

I liked it.

CrazyMLC:

turns were a little long

CrazyMLC:

you liked it because your fire breath mauled all of the minions.

Benpasko:

Ice Breath.

Vereus:

back

CrazyMLC:

I still remember that

Benpasko:

Not fire.

CrazyMLC:

I loved those minions

Vereus:

UNIFIED SETTING LOLOLLLOLOL

CrazyMLC:

AND YOU ICED EM

CrazyMLC:

LITERALLY

Vereus:

i want to troll benpasko

Benpasko:

!

CrazyMLC:

4

CrazyMLC:

4

CrazyMLC:

4

Benpasko:

nuuuu

CrazyMLC:

4

CrazyMLC:

4

CrazyMLC:

4

CrazyMLC:

4

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

CrazyMLC:

4

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

CrazyMLC:

4

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

CrazyMLC:

4

Benpasko:

4

CrazyMLC:

4

Benpasko:

4

CrazyMLC:

4

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

CrazyMLC:

4

Benpasko:

4

CrazyMLC:

4

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

CrazyMLC:

4

Benpasko:

4

CrazyMLC:

4

Benpasko:

4

CrazyMLC:

4

Benpasko:

4

CrazyMLC:

4

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

CrazyMLC:

4

Benpasko:

4

CrazyMLC:

4

Benpasko:

44

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

Vereus:

no fuck off

Benpasko:

4

CrazyMLC:

lol

Benpasko:

Why did you type 4, mlc?

Vereus:

42

CrazyMLC:

CrazyMLC:

just because

CrazyMLC:

it's a number between 3 and 5

Benpasko:

...

Benpasko:

good point.

Vereus:

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Unified_Setting_for_/tg/

Benpasko:

I don't click your links, 3POK

Vereus:

why not

Vereus:

i haven't sent a porn link in ages

Benpasko:

...Do you really need to ask that question?

Vereus:

i haven't sent a porn link in ages

Vereus:

i haven't sent a porn link in ages

Vereus:

i haven't sent a porn link in ages

Vereus:

i haven't sent a porn link in ages

Benpasko:

I seriously stopped trusting you after that link to the ED page for Offended.

Vereus:

you are a pussy

Benpasko:

I seriously get sick thinking about that page.

Vereus:

PUSSY

Vereus:

PUSSY

Vereus:

PUSSY

Vereus:

http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1276469432793.jpg this is how hardcore canadians are

Benpasko:

...

Vereus:

bears cringe in fear at the sight of me

Benpasko:

I dual-weild bears.

Vereus:

THEY SHIT THEMSELVES IF THEY SEE A BLURRY PHOTO OF ME.

Benpasko:

wield*

Benpasko:

I have a Kodiak in my right hand, and a Grizzly in my left.

Vereus:

I CAN TAKE THE HEAD OFF A POLAR BEAR WITH ONE SWIPE OF THE HAND

Benpasko:

I'm better at bears than you are.

Benpasko:

I can kill 3 polar bears with one swing of my Kodiak.

CrazyMLC:

http://forums.datarealms.com/viewtopic.php?p=356208#p356208

Vereus:

IDEA: With each session, the party is teleported into an alternate dimension

Vereus:

each one is one of the settings listed

Benpasko:

And plays a different game?

CrazyMLC:

haha

Benpasko:

Like...

Vereus:

rotation is regular

Benpasko:

A horrific Roleplaying Amalgamation?

CrazyMLC:

we transfer you guys into different systems?

Vereus:

and lasts as long as the session

Benpasko:

Heh.

Vereus:

I think the rules should stay

Vereus:

but the setting should change

Benpasko:

We'd have to do some insane character-sheeting.

CrazyMLC:

doing an actualy campaign would be impossible that way.

Vereus:

the rules would need modification

CrazyMLC:

too much work

CrazyMLC:

keep it stupid simple

Benpasko:

We'd have to play as characters from a more technically advanced setting.

Vereus:

it would be so awesome

Vereus:

No

Vereus:

we could keep our current characters

Benpasko:

The DM would only survive one session, I bet.

Vereus:

give the evil kid powers to shift dimensions or something

Benpasko:

Ermm

Benpasko:

We'd go to Eclipse Phase or somesuch, and be lazor'd

CrazyMLC:

doesn't fit the campaign setting already

CrazyMLC:

he's not that powerful

Vereus:

um

Vereus:

okay

Vereus:

but

Benpasko:

...It's an imaginry character.

Vereus:

he doesn't exist

Vereus:

and you

CrazyMLC:

in shadowrun, rolemaster, and sclipse phase you're more like heroes

Vereus:

being dm

Benpasko:

He's however powerful you want him to be.

CrazyMLC:

in the rest you're a bit more disposable

Benpasko:

Shadowrun?

CrazyMLC:

yep

Benpasko:

...do I get a katana?

Vereus:

could hypothetically declare all peasants level infinity

CrazyMLC:

Shadowrun 4e - Players play in 2072, a time of darkness. They play as shadow runners, avoiding the law and doing dirty business deals.

CrazyMLC:

yes

CrazyMLC:

you get a katana

Benpasko:

I demand a katana.

Benpasko:

Play that one.

CrazyMLC:

hehehe

Benpasko:

Also a crossbow.

CrazyMLC:

its advanced technology like you wanted, too.

Benpasko:

Because fuck tigers.

CrazyMLC:

there are crossbows

Vereus:

CYBERPUNK

Vereus:

FFFYES

CrazyMLC:

but, uh

CrazyMLC:

guns are a bit more common

CrazyMLC:

BUT!

CrazyMLC:

a lot of the cool stuff a shadowrunner would want

CrazyMLC:

like a power suit

CrazyMLC:

or a sniper rifle

dragonxp:

Laser Gun

CrazyMLC:

is restricted

dragonxp:

?

Benpasko:

I'd rather use conventional weaponry.

CrazyMLC:

laser guns, I think yes.

Benpasko:

Swords, simple ranged weapons.

CrazyMLC:

theres also magic

CrazyMLC:

and theres still races

Vereus:

i'm going to start a tg thread on this

CrazyMLC:

they explain it as a weird disorder

Benpasko:

I'd teleport and be all like "FUCK TIGERS!"

CrazyMLC:

that makes people mutate

Benpasko:

And then totally fire my katana out of a crossbow.

CrazyMLC:

lol

CrazyMLC:

it'd go 5 feet ahead

Benpasko:

And it'd be super awesome.

CrazyMLC:

and drop

Benpasko:

pfft

Benpasko:

I'd be at point-blank range

CrazyMLC:

oh

CrazyMLC:

lol

CrazyMLC:

might do something

CrazyMLC:

if you don't have a super huge crossbow to hold the whole katana I don't think it would work

Benpasko:

Maybe attach landmines to my sword.

Benpasko:

So it explodes when I slash

CrazyMLC:

or be more effective than a swing

Benpasko:

and it'd be all like "FUCK YEAH!"

CrazyMLC:

... Then your sword would explode.

CrazyMLC:

...

CrazyMLC:

...

Benpasko:

Would it do more damage due to explosives?

CrazyMLC:

yeah

CrazyMLC:

you might die too

Benpasko:

...

CrazyMLC:

but yeah

Benpasko:

YAY, BONU DAMAGE

Benpasko:

BONUS

CrazyMLC:

KAMAKAZE

Benpasko:

I would fire it out of my crossbow, so that I'm not directly at the explosion.

CrazyMLC:

you'd still take damage

Benpasko:

...and the pieces are all fitting together...

CrazyMLC:

unless you had a gigantic crossbow

CrazyMLC:

that can shoot a heavy katana

Benpasko:

Oh yeah, I'm carry a ballista.

CrazyMLC:

LOL

Benpasko:

*I'd

CrazyMLC:

okay, that's do it

CrazyMLC:

that'd

Benpasko:

woo

Benpasko:

FUCK YOU, PHYSICS!

CrazyMLC:

you'd get weird looks from police though

Benpasko:

Pfft.

Benpasko:

FUK DA PO-LICE!

CrazyMLC:

you can't exactly hide a ballista under your trenchcoat, can you?"

Benpasko:

ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF MY EXPLODING-KATANA FIRING BALLISTA!!

Vereus:

http://boards.4chan.org/tg/res/10476031 I did a wee little bit of bullshitting to encourage discussion. Nobody reads one liners.

CrazyMLC:

you need to go to redmund

CrazyMLC:

in redmund

CrazyMLC:

there are no laws

CrazyMLC:

hangs come out of nowhere and maul you

Benpasko:

Fuck that.

CrazyMLC:

etc.

CrazyMLC:

BUT YOU CAN HAVE POWER SUITS

Benpasko:

How will I subjugate everyone if there's no law and order?

CrazyMLC:

AND SNIPER RIFLES

CrazyMLC:

AND SUPER CARS

Benpasko:

Fuck super cars.

Benpasko:

I bet exploding-sword could kick their ass.

CrazyMLC:

YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOUR CAR?

CrazyMLC:

EWWW

Benpasko:

FUCK MLC'S MOTHER!

CrazyMLC:

SUPER CARS WITH MISSILES BUILT IN?

CrazyMLC:

NO WAY

CrazyMLC:

Poor ben

Benpasko:

They'd just explode more.

CrazyMLC:

I'm sorry you had to go through that.

* CrazyMLC pats Benpasko on the back.

CrazyMLC:

.me consoles him.

* CrazyMLC consoles him.

Benpasko:

...

CrazyMLC:

Do you need a counselor?

Benpasko:

Nah.

CrazyMLC:

I'll pay.

Benpasko:

FUCK PASTRAMI SANDWICHES!

CrazyMLC:

poor thing.

CrazyMLC:

he's traumatized.

Benpasko:

Hey, that's a good sandwich.

CrazyMLC:

pastrami sandwich with a little semen on top?

Benpasko:

...no?

CrazyMLC:

good.

CrazyMLC:

I was worried there.

Benpasko:

Maybe some lettuce.

Benpasko:

Maybe not.

Benpasko:

Rye bread.

CrazyMLC:

nah.

Vereus:

http://boards.4chan.org/tg/res/10476031 someone post

Benpasko:

I REFUSE TO CLICK

Vereus:

you're a paranoid little kid

Benpasko:

Nah, I've just never been on 4chan, and don't really want to.

CrazyMLC:

I REFUSE TO CLICK

CrazyMLC:

REFUSE

CrazyMLC:

HAHA

CrazyMLC:

POOP

* CrazyMLC is extremely bored.

Vereus:

THEN POST IN THE THREAD

CrazyMLC:

NO

Benpasko:

FUCK THREAD

CrazyMLC:

YEAH

CrazyMLC:

minecraft time

dragonxp:

ARE WE ACTUALLY GUNNA DO ANYTHING?

Benpasko:

The game should've started by now.

Vereus:

nobody ever donated me a free version during the christmas thing

CrazyMLC:

nah

Vereus:

so i can't play indev. :C

CrazyMLC:

in reality it's in 30 minutes or so

Benpasko:

FUCK REALITY

CrazyMLC:

swowwy 3pok.

CrazyMLC:

I would have

CrazyMLC:

but my copy I got was a present

CrazyMLC:

soooo

CrazyMLC:

I couldn't.

Vereus:

i wish this was one of those things you could torrent

dragonxp:

can we start?

Vereus:

fuck

CrazyMLC:

sure thing

Benpasko:

FUCK

CrazyMLC:

so you're all taking showers

Vereus:

where the hell is what's his face

CrazyMLC:

getting intensine off of you

CrazyMLC:

Ben

Benpasko:

is a winner

CrazyMLC:

I'm feeling generous

CrazyMLC:

roll 1d100

* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 76

CrazyMLC:

good enough

Benpasko:

...?

CrazyMLC:

a female dwarf walks by

dragonxp:

lol

Vereus:

lol

CrazyMLC:

while you're showering

dragonxp:

lols

CrazyMLC:

1d100

CrazyMLC:

charm test

Benpasko:

ewww, dwarf woman.

CrazyMLC:

+30 for it being another dwarf

CrazyMLC:

fellow dwarf

Vereus:

uh right

* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 44

CrazyMLC:

only one who might not mind your short stature.

Benpasko:

pfft.

CrazyMLC:

ok, success

Vereus:

no t&a plz

CrazyMLC:

she walks into the shower with you.

CrazyMLC:

etc etc

CrazyMLC:

happy?

Benpasko:

Hrmm

Benpasko:

How do I spell Tyrannosaurus, like the dinosaur?

Vereus:

http://rotav.info/getimg.php?u=Adamantine&p=2&t=.jpg

Benpasko:

Is that right?

CrazyMLC:

ARMASTAS GETS LAID! 4:23, 6/13/2010

Benpasko:

4:23?

CrazyMLC:

my time

Benpasko:

It's 7:24 where I am.

CrazyMLC:

ARMASTAS GETS LAID! 12:23 (GMT), 6/13/2010

* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 71

CrazyMLC:

she's not that good

dragonxp:

LOL

CrazyMLC:

but you don't really notice

Benpasko:

What'd ya expect from a dwarf?

CrazyMLC:

roll for yourself

* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 40

CrazyMLC:

you're alright

Benpasko:

Pfft.

CrazyMLC:

she's having a good time

Benpasko:

I'm better than alright, I'm a sexual tyrannosaurus.

Vereus:

crazymlc you are a creeper

Vereus:

))

Benpasko:

Like the guy from Predator.

CrazyMLC:

lol

CrazyMLC:

ben keeps asking to be laid

Benpasko:

That movie was awesome.

CrazyMLC:

so whatever

Benpasko:

Nay, DEMANDING!

Vereus:

fine then

CrazyMLC:

SO

Vereus:

WE SWITCH TO UNIFIED SETTING

CrazyMLC:

you all finish showering

Vereus:

LOCATION: VILOUS

Benpasko:

And the LADIES are the ones asking.

Benpasko:

*flex*

CrazyMLC:

she winks at you... I guess.

CrazyMLC:

as you flex

CrazyMLC:

I unno

Benpasko:

lol, if I'd rolled a 1...

Benpasko:

Would it have killed her?

CrazyMLC:

maybe

CrazyMLC:

could have

Benpasko:

Damn.

CrazyMLC:

nah

Benpasko:

Wish I had.

CrazyMLC:

if you'd rolled a one she'd give you her number

CrazyMLC:

or, in this time, address.

Benpasko:

Nah, her number. I don't address my womenfolk by name, too many of them.

Benpasko:

She'd be 472

CrazyMLC:

She's No. 1

Benpasko:

...

CrazyMLC:

I'd suspect

Benpasko:

Assbreath.

CrazyMLC:

1d100

* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 3

CrazyMLC:

she's number 300

CrazyMLC:

or so

Benpasko:

BEN IS A SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS

Benpasko:

POW

CrazyMLC:

right then

CrazyMLC:

YOU'RE ALL CLEAN

CrazyMLC:

you all get dressed?

Benpasko:

Nah.

Vereus:

Nah

Benpasko:

I fight in the nude.

CrazyMLC:

and go back to Selena's office?

Benpasko:

I go back naked.

Vereus:

just kidding

Benpasko:

((Kidding))

Vereus:

ROEB TIEM

Vereus:

BLOOD

Benpasko:

I get dressed.

Vereus:

EVERYWHERE

CrazyMLC:

aight

CrazyMLC:

DRAGON

Vereus:

I should have not showered

Vereus:

that way

CrazyMLC:

WERE STARTING FOR REALS THIS TIME

Vereus:

i could say something like "Blood makes you look younfer"

Vereus:

younger*

CrazyMLC:

Vereus: you're disturbed by a lot of smacking and moaning next to your stall.

Benpasko:

...

Benpasko:

hah

CrazyMLC:

while you take a shower

Vereus:

insanity +2

CrazyMLC:

LOL

CrazyMLC:

LOL

Vereus:

vereus is nearing the edge of mania

CrazyMLC:

1d100

Benpasko:

PUT HIM DOWN!

Vereus:

he often twitches and mutters to himself

Benpasko:

hah.

CrazyMLC:

1d100, 3pok

Vereus:

he is paranoid

* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 4

Vereus:

lol 4

CrazyMLC:

you don't go insane at all

Vereus:

:c

CrazyMLC:

but it is very creepy

* CrazyMLC shudders

CrazyMLC:

ben

CrazyMLC:

can you get dragon on AIM?

CrazyMLC:

tell him we're ready

dragonxp:

?

CrazyMLC:

oh

CrazyMLC:

k

Vereus:

THERE YOU ARE YOU LITTLE FAGGOT

Vereus:

BE HERE NEXT TIME

CrazyMLC:

OK

CrazyMLC:

START

Vereus:

RAEG

Benpasko:

I got laid.

dragonxp:

i was just waiting for this nonsense to end.

Benpasko:

Sexual tyrannosaurus.

CrazyMLC:

You're all heading to Selena's office

CrazyMLC:

but you notice there's a team of people cleaning it

CrazyMLC:

and all the furniture is moved out

CrazyMLC:

being cleaned

Benpasko:

OBVIOUSLY BANDITS!

CrazyMLC:

nah

Benpasko:

HAVE NO FEAR, FAIR SELENA!

Benpasko:

I WILL DEFEAT THESE VAGABONDS!

Benpasko:

by the way, none of that was in-character,

CrazyMLC:

they're in the equivalent of what looks like hazmat suits for medieval times.

CrazyMLC:

obviously to protect themselves from the stench

CrazyMLC:

as you walk closer

CrazyMLC:

this stench just hits you

CrazyMLC:

it's rotten poo

Armastas:

((HIT BACK!))

CrazyMLC:

and other intestinal stuff

CrazyMLC:

nasty

CrazyMLC:

rotten egg

CrazyMLC:

etc

Armastas:

I CAST MAGIC MISSILE!

CrazyMLC:

lol

CrazyMLC:

right

Armastas:

AT THE DARKNESS!

CrazyMLC:

So

dragonxp:

Dwarves have no magic.

CrazyMLC:

Selena meets you all

CrazyMLC:

far away from her office.

CrazyMLC:

she has Maida with her

Advere:

?

Armastas:

SUDDENYL, KODIAK BEARS!

Selena Reiva:

So.

Selena Reiva:

Maida...

Maida Widmann:

Yes.

Maida Widmann:

You all need to talk to Osric.

Maida Widmann:

Osric the Witch Hunter

Maida Widmann:

It's a very prestigous title.

Maida Widmann:

As you remember

Maida Widmann:

the boy is dangerous.

Maida Widmann:

He is the only one who knows where he came from.

Armastas:

What should we expect from him, do ya think he's been reached by Karl's followers?

Maida Widmann:

In my experience

Maida Widmann:

Karl's influence wears off after a few days.

Advere:

((what happened to the accent?)

Vereus:

splice was pretty freaky))

Maida Widmann:

And only one who sees the boy and hears his voice is affected.

Vereus:

http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1276472185789.jpg ))

Maida Widmann:

so even if his followers had reached him, they would have no affect.

Armastas:

I mean, do ya think Karl's men went after him? If he had Karl in tha first place, he might bee seen as a threat.

Maida Widmann:

Well

Maida Widmann:

From what I saw

Maida Widmann:

When I went to tell everyone that Karl was not Sigmar Reborn...

Maida Widmann:

they weren't that strategic.

Maida Widmann:

and yes, they did try to kill him.

Maida Widmann:

when he denouced their savior

Maida Widmann:

but since then

Maida Widmann:

I heard he's gone into hiding.

Maida Widmann:

I'm not sure where.

Armastas:

Huh...

CrazyMLC:

huh what?

Armastas:

((Just huh...))

CrazyMLC:

well

CrazyMLC:

I'm trying to explain stuff

CrazyMLC:

I'm really just making all of this crap up

CrazyMLC:

since this isn't in the book, ya know?

CrazyMLC:

SO!

CrazyMLC:

are you all ready?

Armastas:

No.

CrazyMLC:

What's left?

Advere:

Whenever Armastas wants to go.

Selena Reiva:

Of course I'll be extending your pay.

Armastas:

Nothing, just felt liuke being disagreeable

Selena Reiva:

Hmm

Selena Reiva:

So.

Selena Reiva:

Go and search for this "Osric".

Selena Reiva:

He seems to be the key to this all.

Armastas:

Aye, we'll return once we've found 'im.

Selena Reiva:

Good.

Selena Reiva:

Get along now.

Armastas:

*leave*

CrazyMLC:

So you all leave?

Advere:

yes

CrazyMLC:

Okay

CrazyMLC:

Charm test time

Vereus:

mlc

Vereus:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/6/22/

Vereus:

do you understand

CrazyMLC:

gossip*

CrazyMLC:

Don't feel like clicking links

CrazyMLC:

doing game atm

CrazyMLC:

Ok guys

CrazyMLC:

1d100

* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 61

CrazyMLC:

fail

CrazyMLC:

dragon

CrazyMLC:

roll it

CrazyMLC:

roll below 70

CrazyMLC:

go!

CrazyMLC:

go!

* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 80

Advere:

lol

CrazyMLC:

damn

Advere:

fortune?

CrazyMLC:

sure

* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 60

Advere:

yay

CrazyMLC:

Huzzah!

CrazyMLC:

3pok

CrazyMLC:

roll

* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 92

CrazyMLC:

fail

Vereus:

badly

CrazyMLC:

Okay Advere

CrazyMLC:

You find someone

CrazyMLC:

Well, wait

CrazyMLC:

Lets do Vereus first

CrazyMLC:

With a fail like that..

CrazyMLC:

You find a big, tough guy.

CrazyMLC:

you ask him about osric, right?

CrazyMLC:

rhetorical question

Human-Warrior:

What about OSRIC?!

Human-Warrior:

What do ya want?

Tough Guy:

HM?

Tough Guy:

PUNK?

Armastas:

We seek his aid in destroying Karl and all he stands for.

Armastas:

What do you think we want?

* Tough Guy smacks his fist into his palm.

Armastas:

Now then, ye dunnae seem to be thinkin too hard.

Tough Guy:

PUNK?

Vereus:

brb))

CrazyMLC:

Ok

CrazyMLC:

Vereus runs away

CrazyMLC:

but tough guy catches up and beats him up

CrazyMLC:

(no damage)

CrazyMLC:

Ok

Advere:

lol

CrazyMLC:

Advere

CrazyMLC:

you find a guy

Knowledgeable man:

Yes?

Advere:

((We asking about karl right?)

Armastas:

((No.))

Armastas:

((Osric))

CrazyMLC:

You're asking about Osric

CrazyMLC:

The witch hunter

Advere:

((ok, i was popping popcorn))

CrazyMLC:

Knowledgeable man:

Yes?

Advere:

Hello, do you have any information about Osric the Witch Hunter?

Knowledgeable man:

I don't have a lot a free time, you know.

Knowledgeable man:

Osric, eh?

Knowledgeable man:

Maybe...

* Knowledgeable man holds out his hand.

Armastas:

How many fingers do ya want broken?

Knowledgeable man:

Hm...

CrazyMLC:

Make an intimidate test

* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 98

CrazyMLC:

1d100

Vereus:

back ))

CrazyMLC:

haha

Armastas:

...FORTUNE

Advere:

Armastas thats a bit violent

* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 66

Armastas:

STILL FUCK

Advere:

I

* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 13

CrazyMLC:

Vereus, what was that?

CrazyMLC:

charm?

CrazyMLC:

intimidate?

Armastas:

Why do I need a check, I literally intend to break his fingers if he doesn't just tell us.

Vereus:

charm

CrazyMLC:

k

CrazyMLC:

I don't need to take any of your crap, little dwarf.

Knowledgeable man:

I don't need to take any of your crap, little dwarf.

Armastas:

*bust him in the kneecap*

* Knowledgeable man blocks.

* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 10

Knowledgeable man:

Is that how you want to play?

* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 17

Knowledgeable man:

He blocks it

CrazyMLC:

BAH

Armastas:

Who blocks what, ya delusional fuck?

CrazyMLC:

STUPID FOURTH WALL

CrazyMLC:

aSDASGDSDSADG

CrazyMLC:

He blocks it

Knowledgeable man:

Punk.

Armastas:

With what>

CrazyMLC:

hands.

Armastas:

I have a hammer, what's he got?

Advere:

I should just

Knowledgeable man:

You

Knowledgeable man:

guy with the cloak

Advere:

*Takes Armasta's hammer*

Armastas:

FUck off.

Armastas:

I will literally kill you.

Knowledgeable man:

I'll tell you

Advere:

Ok

Knowledgeable man:

Not you.

Advere:

((whos the guy with the cloak))

Advere:

Vereus/

Advere:

?

* Knowledgeable man points to Vereus.

Knowledgeable man:

Him.

Advere:

Hey

Advere:

I could've did a charm check.

Armastas:

((Seriously, I'm gonna hurt this guy.))

Advere:

D:

CrazyMLC:

do it, advere, if you want.

* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 66

Advere:

lol

CrazyMLC:

4 under

Advere:

i know

Knowledgeable man:

That man seems a little out of it

Knowledgeable man:

perhaps I'll tell you...

Knowledgeable man:

instead.

* Knowledgeable man stares at the... dwarf.

Armastas:

Make up yer mind, ya giddy fuck.

Knowledgeable man:

Speak to Hastings.

* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 31

Knowledgeable man:

At the dagger and flask.

Knowledgeable man:

He'll know.

Armastas:

((That was an attack roll))

* Benpasko rolls: 1d10 => 2

* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 92

* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 9

CrazyMLC:

He blocks it

Armastas:

why 2 rolls, ya cheater.

Advere:

again

CrazyMLC:

dodge

CrazyMLC:

and block

Armastas:

fuckin bullshit.

CrazyMLC:

Advere:

Armastas, brute force isn't the answer to everything

Armastas:

Fuck you.

Knowledgeable man:

Don't mess with me, little man.

Armastas:

Remember when you raped that nun?

Armastas:

I will kill ya, ya ugly prick.

CrazyMLC:

He pushes you to the floor

CrazyMLC:

and walks away

Armastas:

Fuck no.

CrazyMLC:

ok

Armastas:

I don't fall liek that.

* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 37

CrazyMLC:

success

* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 33

CrazyMLC:

make an ag check to stap up

Armastas:

Success

CrazyMLC:

stay

Advere:

lol

CrazyMLC:

you fail your ag by 3

Armastas:

I'd say strength, due to force being the answer to everything.

CrazyMLC:

nah

CrazyMLC:

staying on your feet

CrazyMLC:

is more of a matter of balance

CrazyMLC:

ok, well

CrazyMLC:

toughness

Vereus:

can i roll to pacify them

Armastas:

Well, he pushed me, so I'm strong enough to not get pushed by some punk bitch with a bad haircut.

CrazyMLC:

with, toughness, you suceed

CrazyMLC:

he pushes you

CrazyMLC:

he stumble back a little

Advere:

*trips Armastas as he steps forward*

CrazyMLC:

you*

* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 8

* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 91

CrazyMLC:

Yeah..

Advere:

stay here you brute

CrazyMLC:

He lands on his face.

CrazyMLC:

as he goes to hit him back

Armastas:

...

Armastas:

Ok, Dragon gets hurt next.

Knowledgeable man:

hrmph.

* Knowledgeable man walks away.

Knowledgeable man:

Punks.

Armastas:

NICE PUSH, NANCY BOY!

* Knowledgeable man walks out of sight.

Advere:

*great we lost our info

Armastas:

...he TOLD US WHAT WE NEEDED TO KNOW!

Advere:

fucking dwarf

CrazyMLC:

He said to go to the Dagger and Flask

Advere:

still

Armastas:

I attacked AFTER he talked.

CrazyMLC:

Ask the innkeeper

Advere:

couldve extracted more

Armastas:

Not really.

Advere:

lets just go..

Armastas:

The only thing we could've extracted from him was his internal organs.

CrazyMLC:

So

CrazyMLC:

Dagger and Flask?

Armastas:

Wait.

Advere:

mhpm

Armastas:

First, I kill Dragon.

* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 50

CrazyMLC:

lol

* Benpasko rolls: 1d10 => 1

CrazyMLC:

lol

Advere:

fail?

CrazyMLC:

you don't get past his armor

Armastas:

I hit him for 7 damage

CrazyMLC:

roll damage twice

Armastas:

I used my hammer

* Benpasko rolls: 1d10 => 10

Armastas:

oh-ho-ho

CrazyMLC:

ulrics fury

CrazyMLC:

damn

Armastas:

17

CrazyMLC:

roll again

* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 58

Armastas:

or 16.

* Benpasko rolls: 1d10 => 4

CrazyMLC:

20 or so

CrazyMLC:

don't kill him.

Armastas:

Hah.

Armastas:

I killed dragon.

Advere:

no

CrazyMLC:

do you hold back at all?

Armastas:

Hrmm

Advere:

i can still dodge

Advere:

!!

CrazyMLC:

oh, yeah

CrazyMLC:

dodge.

Armastas:

Reduce him to 1hp

* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 55

CrazyMLC:

1 hp is heavily injured

Advere:

i like my

Advere:

roll

CrazyMLC:

he's still in bad shape at that point

Advere:

i succeed lol.

Advere:

kind of

CrazyMLC:

55 IS your ag

CrazyMLC:

you dodge

Armastas:

I know.

CrazyMLC:

barely

Armastas:

Harm him.

Armastas:

Badly.

CrazyMLC:

hammer brushes by your nose.

CrazyMLC:

Do you react at all?

Advere:

Watch where you swing that thing you tempermental dwarf

Armastas:

Fuck you.

CrazyMLC:

GM SAYS GO TO DAGGER AND FLASK >:C

Armastas:

NO WAY

CrazyMLC:

YES

Advere:

lets go then

Armastas:

I SWING AGAIN!

CrazyMLC:

GM SAYS I MAKE YOU EXPLODE IF YOU KILL DRAGON

Armastas:

pfft.

Advere:

lol

Armastas:

Worth it.

CrazyMLC:

If you hit him black hats will be ALLLL over you

Advere:

*steal Armasta's hammer*

CrazyMLC:

theres some staring at you now.

CrazyMLC:

hm

Armastas:

He doesn't TOUCH my hammer.

CrazyMLC:

Advere, ag check

* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 66

Armastas:

Because I'd literally just try to kill him.

CrazyMLC:

same for you, ben

* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 71

Advere:

ah well

CrazyMLC:

both fail

CrazyMLC:

ben fails by more

Armastas:

My friend just got to my house.

Advere:

lets jsut say

CrazyMLC:

you get his hammer in your hands

CrazyMLC:

opposed strength

Armastas:

FFFUU

Armastas:

RAGE

CrazyMLC:

roll it

* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 51

* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 39

Armastas:

FORTUNE

* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 81

Armastas:

FUCK

Advere:

LOL

Armastas:

UN-FORTUNE

* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 29

Armastas:

YAY

CrazyMLC:

no unfortuning

CrazyMLC:

sorry

Armastas:

YES UNFORTUNING

CrazyMLC:

nope

CrazyMLC:

Advere

Armastas:

YEs

CrazyMLC:

you have his hammer

Armastas:

...

CrazyMLC:

you can't lift it

Armastas:

I attack

* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 37

CrazyMLC:

it slams to the ground

Advere:

lol

* Benpasko rolls: 1d10 => 4

Armastas:

Okay

CrazyMLC:

you try to punch him in the stomach?

Armastas:

8 Damage.

Armastas:

Roll to dodge.

Armastas:

No, I aim to kill him.

CrazyMLC:

5 damage

Advere:

*sigh

CrazyMLC:

actually

* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 36

CrazyMLC:

your unarmed is +1

Advere:

i dodge

Advere:

you epic fail

CrazyMLC:

ok

Advere:

and we go to dagger and flask

Armastas:

Sure.

Armastas:

But don't touch my fucking hammer.

CrazyMLC:

you dodge him, pivoting on his hammer, which the head of is resting on the floor.

CrazyMLC:

ok

Armastas:

...

Armastas:

OH HELL NO

* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 87

CrazyMLC:

miss

Armastas:

KEEP SWINGING

* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 39

* Benpasko rolls: 1d10 => 4

CrazyMLC:

hit

CrazyMLC:

5 damage

CrazyMLC:

roll to dodge

Advere:

Do i have to stick a dagger in your ribs?

Armastas:

...

* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 91

CrazyMLC:

At this point

Advere:

fortune

* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 88

Armastas:

Well, you touchedm y fuggin hammer

Advere:

wtf

Advere:

Yeah well

Advere:

I was gunna give it back

Advere:

where can i go if i cant carry it

Armastas:

Not how it works, little girl.

Advere:

i cant run with it.

Black Hat:

What;s going on here?

Advere:

Not mch

Armastas:

Nothing, just a little dispute over mah hammer.

Armastas:

It solved itself.

Black Hat:

It looked like a fight.

Advere:

just a brute trying to smash my head in

Armastas:

Nah.

Advere:

who cant touch me

Advere:

* Black Hat stares you you two.

Black Hat:

Just...

Armastas:

((I hit you at the end. You're pretty injured, I'd say))

Black Hat:

avoid killing eachother.

Black Hat:

or breaking into a fight.

Black Hat:

I have my eye on you.

* Black Hat walks away.

Armastas:

My friend came ver to my house.

Armastas:

*over

Advere:

and?

Advere:

we done already?

Armastas:

Not really.

CrazyMLC:

Okay

CrazyMLC:

So

CrazyMLC:

Dagger and Flask

Armastas:

But tonight might need to run a bit shorter than usual.

Advere:

finally

Armastas:

Wait, lower Dragon's hp.

CrazyMLC:

You see the sign as you walk down the street

CrazyMLC:

the manpointed you over there.

CrazyMLC:

I'm not going to change his health for that little scuffle.

Armastas:

Yes.

CrazyMLC:

DM IS ALWAYS RIGHT

CrazyMLC:

So

CrazyMLC:

you see the sign

CrazyMLC:

you see a mug of ale

Armastas:

npc me.

CrazyMLC:

with a Dagger pointing out of it

CrazyMLC:

k

CrazyMLC:

It seems reasonably busy.

CrazyMLC:

Armastas

CrazyMLC:

Stay for this