Vereus has connected.

Benpasko has connected.

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

Vereus:

the fuck is 4

Benpasko:

A number.

CrazyMLC:

what's the status on the virus, btw?

Benpasko:

Between 3 and 5.

Benpasko:

Dead.

CrazyMLC:

yay

Benpasko:

Nod32 was useless.

CrazyMLC:

>_>

Benpasko:

Didn't even know it was there.

Benpasko:

I re-downloaded ioBits Security 360.

CrazyMLC:

how did you deliver the final blow?

Benpasko:

Shoryuken.

CrazyMLC:

Vereus:

http://teamdynamite.livejournal.com/47238.html

CrazyMLC:

found a weapon chart

Benpasko:

Quarter-circle forward x2, Heavy Punch.

CrazyMLC:

for warhammer

CrazyMLC:

I'm adapting it

Benpasko:

Them Crooked Vultures.

CrazyMLC:

and we'll be able to ahve more detailed weapons

Benpasko:

Have I told you that they're awesome?

CrazyMLC:

yes

CrazyMLC:

NOW

CrazyMLC:

BEN

Benpasko:

Have I really?

CrazyMLC:

yeah, actually

Benpasko:

Because I could again, if I forgot.

Benpasko:

Warguy said he's gonna miss part of today's session.

CrazyMLC:

k

CrazyMLC:

ben

CrazyMLC:

1 free advance

Benpasko:

...

Benpasko:

Ermm...

CrazyMLC:

as an apology for missing last session

Benpasko:

ONE SECOND.

CrazyMLC:

WS 48 /** BS 31 S 42 */* T 47 */* Ag 25 /* Int 31 WP 35 /** Fel 21 Enc Max: 740 A 2 */* W 14 /***

Vereus:

wot

CrazyMLC:

ok

CrazyMLC:

3pok, you also get a free advance

Vereus:

Oh cool

CrazyMLC:

ben, you can put an advance in WS

Vereus:

int pl0x

CrazyMLC:

Ag

Benpasko:

Dat.

Benpasko:

WS.

CrazyMLC:

or

CrazyMLC:

ok

Benpasko:

WS PL0X

CrazyMLC:

WS

Benpasko:

How many?

Benpasko:

10 or 5?

CrazyMLC:

5

Benpasko:

I can dream...

Benpasko:

53 WS now.

CrazyMLC:

I'm hoping you guys can get at least a little far so we can have some combat

Benpasko:

I AM A MACHINE.

Vereus:

Yes

Benpasko:

A KILLING MACHINE

Vereus:

combat is nice

CrazyMLC:

I added in a random encounter of sorts

Benpasko:

I...AM...THE...PAINKILLER!

CrazyMLC:

so we can HOPEFULLY GET SOME COMBAT

CrazyMLC:

you guys are so slow.

Benpasko:

WINGS...OF...STEEL...PAINKILLER!

CrazyMLC:

you just need to talk to osric

CrazyMLC:

and walk around

Benpasko:

DEAD...LY....WHEELS....PAINKILLER!

CrazyMLC:

then you start getting into tons of combat

CrazyMLC:

LAZY ASSFACES

CrazyMLC:

of course the plot isn't too bad.

CrazyMLC:

Alright 3pok

CrazyMLC:

you maxed your int for not!

CrazyMLC:

now*

Vereus:

INT

Vereus:

oh

Vereus:

wait

Vereus:

right

Vereus:

yeah

Benpasko:

Gonna smother you with my love...Forever and ever, also forever.

CrazyMLC:

haha

CrazyMLC:

3pok

CrazyMLC:

your perception is a 79

Benpasko:

Acid and poison andchemicals baby, is what I mean to provide.

Vereus:

wiat

Vereus:

wait

Vereus:

do I still have the advance?

CrazyMLC:

no

Vereus:

ah

CrazyMLC:

you used it on int

Vereus:

K

Vereus:

I was confused.

CrazyMLC:

perception is 79/100, 3pok.

CrazyMLC:

THATS AWESOME

Vereus:

COOL

CrazyMLC:

you'll see almost anything coming.

CrazyMLC:

:3

Vereus:

must double task

Vereus:

essay

CrazyMLC:

hah

Vereus:

THERE IS HISTORY TO BE MADE

CrazyMLC:

I have to write a research paper. X_X

CrazyMLC:

hwaiian wildlife, etc, etc.

Vereus:

Lol

CrazyMLC:

btw

Vereus:

http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/picture.php?albumid=449&pictureid=9375

CrazyMLC:

all of your magic stuff is based off of WP

Vereus:

the great mc is a p cool guy

Vereus:

wait you can't see that

Vereus:

fff

Vereus:

http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1289062

Vereus:

original

Vereus:

OP is a fag

Vereus:

SO UH

Vereus:

wat do

dragonxp has connected.

dragonxp:

Sup

Benpasko:

O HAY BROSEPH

CrazyMLC:

HAI

CrazyMLC:

advance

CrazyMLC:

free

CrazyMLC:

sorry

CrazyMLC:

for

CrazyMLC:

missing las week

Vereus:

dragonxp

Vereus:

whast

Vereus:

what

dragonxp:

More feloship

Vereus:

does 4 mean

CrazyMLC:

kkkk

dragonxp:

no idea

Benpasko:

4

Vereus:

fellowship, you mean?

dragonxp:

ben just keeps spamming me

Benpasko:

44

Benpasko:

4

Vereus:

He's doing it to me too

Benpasko:

44

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

44

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

Vereus:

ben

Vereus:

ben

Benpasko:

what

Benpasko:

what

Vereus:

stop that stop that

dragonxp:

wtf is 4

Benpasko:

ben

Benpasko:

ben

Benpasko:

Well, 4 is a number.

Vereus:

ben

Benpasko:

ben

Vereus:

is it the number of times you've been anally raped

Vereus:

ben

CrazyMLC:

just be glad he isn't going

CrazyMLC:

6

CrazyMLC:

6

CrazyMLC:

6

Benpasko:

ben

CrazyMLC:

6

CrazyMLC:

6

Vereus:

how many times have you been anally raped

Benpasko:

4

dragonxp:

satan?

Benpasko:

DAMMIT

Vereus:

LOL

Benpasko:

NPOOOOOO

Vereus:

WINRAR IS I

Benpasko:

WINZIP IS YOU

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

James is crying from laughing so hard.

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

Vereus:

james is a fag

Vereus:

so

Vereus:

ja

Benpasko:

thank you

Benpasko:

He's still here.

Vereus:

Your point is?

Benpasko:

o okay

Vereus:

I probably wouldn't have insulted him so much if I cared about his feelings.

CrazyMLC:

James?

CrazyMLC:

Enh?

Vereus:

James Hucks

Benpasko:

I feel the same about you.

CrazyMLC:

wizardjames you mean?

Vereus:

Stupid twat extraordinaire.

Benpasko:

No..

Benpasko:

Exactly.

CrazyMLC:

who the heck is James Hucks?

Vereus:

Ben's friend.

Benpasko:

James Hucks is James Hucks.

CrazyMLC:

I see

Vereus:

He also responds to: "Imbecile", "Twit", and "You are detrimental to Humanity. Kidly kill yourself."

Vereus:

kindly*

CrazyMLC:

lol

Benpasko:

Yes I do.

CrazyMLC:

did warguy really quit?

Vereus:

He said he'd be back later

Benpasko:

I also answer to nigger, and retard.

Vereus:

I wish we trolled him when we had the chance. :c

CrazyMLC:

(He's better than panda IMO, who yelled RAAAAAEEEEEEP!!! and rage quitted.)

Vereus:

MLC, nobody likes him.

Vereus:

At all.

Vereus:

Why must we be bombarded with faggots.

Vereus:

Why can't rational people join?

CrazyMLC:

BECAUSE ONLY FAGGOTS WANT TO PLAY OTHER THAN YOU GUYS.

dragonxp:

D:

CrazyMLC:

Vereus:

Why is the populace of DRLFF so saturated with these thin-skinned fuckwits?

Benpasko:

Good question, hombre.

CrazyMLC:

if you guys can find someone who wants to play that isn't a jerk, then go ahead and tell me about 'im.

CrazyMLC:

So saturated?

CrazyMLC:

out of 7 people I found, 2 are annoying.

Vereus:

Being a jerk isn't the problem.

Vereus:

We're jerks.

Vereus:

They're just retarded.

CrazyMLC:

They're probably below the age of 9

dragonxp:

warguy is 11

CrazyMLC:

let me say:

dragonxp:

i think

Vereus:

I'd put warguy at 11 and panda at 9

CrazyMLC:

below the age of 12

CrazyMLC:

you're not that... savvy

Vereus:

p0kets and cmdr aren't any better.

CrazyMLC:

even after that threshold

Vereus:

If not worse.

CrazyMLC:

you need to have been on the internet for at least 3 years

CrazyMLC:

to be savvy.

CrazyMLC:

and not retarded.

Vereus:

I tend to agree.

CrazyMLC:

warguy

CrazyMLC:

in 2 years

CrazyMLC:

might not be too bad

CrazyMLC:

Panda in two years...

CrazyMLC:

I doubt it

CrazyMLC:

thats my definition of better

Vereus:

http://forums.datarealms.com/viewtopic.php?p=332491#p332491

Vereus:

If it wasn't for miles, the Sci-Fi thread would have gone swimmingly.

CrazyMLC:

hm

* Vereus is listening to In the Kingdom of the Blind the One Eyed Are Kings, Ulver

Benpasko:

.

Benpasko:

4

Vereus:

Ulver is fucking great.

novato has connected.

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

Vereus:

Who-

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

4

CrazyMLC:

novato?

Vereus:

Ben shut up.

Benpasko:

nuuuu

CrazyMLC:

Also

CrazyMLC:

where did dragon go?

Vereus:

Novato

Vereus:

who are you

Benpasko:

GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN, RANDOM! DATAREALMS.COM!

Benpasko:

lol

Vereus:

Hax is a faggot

Benpasko:

Been a while since I pressed that button.

Vereus:

He should never be allowed on the internet ever again.

Vereus:

Better yet

Vereus:

he should be added to a government sterlization list

Vereus:

though

Vereus:

someone who is retarded to that degree must have some kind of severe physical deformity

Vereus:

so i doubt he'd get a chance at intercourse

Vereus:

he might be a rapist though

Vereus:

so it's better to be safe

Vereus:

Concur?

Benpasko:

Concurred

CrazyMLC:

Concurred?

CrazyMLC:

I guess?

novato:

hello, sorry for bother you, still learning how this work

Benpasko:

Oh, okay.

CrazyMLC:

k

novato:

i´m leaving now

CrazyMLC:

see ya

CrazyMLC:

good luck

novato is disconnected.

CrazyMLC:

DRAGON!

CrazyMLC:

YOU'RE BACK!

CrazyMLC:

I guess

Benpasko:

Dragon, has been slain.

Benpasko:

By

Benpasko:

The mighty Benjamin the Ronin.

Benpasko:

...

Benpasko:

James.

Benpasko:

Wtf.

CrazyMLC:

?

Benpasko:

Google it.

CrazyMLC:

...

CrazyMLC:

ANGER

Benpasko:

Don't, actually.

CrazyMLC:

WE NEED HYPER

Benpasko:

Quite.

CrazyMLC:

GET HIM ON AIM

CrazyMLC:

WE NEED SAILOR BOY

CrazyMLC:

SA8LOR BOI

CrazyMLC:

>:C

Benpasko:

IM'd him.

CrazyMLC:

I'm tempted to record an evil, screaming, ear breaking scream for hyper to come online.

CrazyMLC:

and to send it to him

dragonxp:

Still waiting..

CrazyMLC:

>:C

CrazyMLC:

MLC WANT MORE THAN 3 PEOPLE

CrazyMLC:

we could still play

CrazyMLC:

but lets wait a tad

CrazyMLC:

ok

CrazyMLC:

I'll set the scene

CrazyMLC:

you know, stall

CrazyMLC:

etc etc

CrazyMLC:

you're all waking up

CrazyMLC:

in the servant quarters

CrazyMLC:

of Selena's house

CrazyMLC:

after she payed you

CrazyMLC:

and fed you.

CrazyMLC:

correct?

Benpasko:

No.

CrazyMLC:

lol

Benpasko:

We were mauled by Wildebeasts in our sleep and died.

CrazyMLC:

can you guys believe

CrazyMLC:

that

CrazyMLC:

you haven't moved a word in the book of plotz

CrazyMLC:

in the last two sessions?

CrazyMLC:

or even three?

Benpasko:

We were busy being dickheads.

CrazyMLC:

yeah

CrazyMLC:

framing panda, etc

Benpasko:

Also, DON'T KILL MAIDA.

CrazyMLC:

trying to save maida, etc

Benpasko:

a-YOU BITCH!

CrazyMLC:

ok, ok

Benpasko:

Hey, 3pok, say something in German.

CrazyMLC:

so, errr

CrazyMLC:

you wake up

CrazyMLC:

maida wakes up as well

CrazyMLC:

albeit slower

CrazyMLC:

so do the rest of the servants.

Benpasko:

4

Benpasko:

Depressing Gnome and Franz the Lumberjack?

CrazyMLC:

Ughhh

Fritz:

Unng

Fritz:

I'm a Halfling...

Benpasko:

GNOME

Fritz:

Not a Gnome...

Benpasko:

STFU

Fritz:

uuuuuuugh.....

* Franz Kepf pokes Fritz.

Franz Kepf:

Wake up

Franz Kepf:

Wake up!

Fritz:

uggggh.

* Fritz rolls over.

Franz Kepf:

He's hopeless.

Franz Kepf:

You know?

Armastas:

Yeah, I can see that.

Franz Kepf:

Hah.

Franz Kepf:

Well

Franz Kepf:

breakfast is set up, as you can see

Franz Kepf:

I got the cooks to send it in.

Franz Kepf:

I woke up bright and early you see!

Armastas:

I see that.

* Franz Kepf is very chipper.

Franz Kepf:

Yes...

Franz Kepf:

Well.

CrazyMLC:

The table has wheat in a large bowl

CrazyMLC:

and some milk

CrazyMLC:

along with what looks like oatmeal

CrazyMLC:

some soup

CrazyMLC:

toast

CrazyMLC:

a bit of pudding

Armastas:

Soup for breakfast? WHAT THE HELL KINDA OPERATION ARE YOU RUNNIN, FRANZ!

CrazyMLC:

It's a cold soup

CrazyMLC:

along with some crackers

CrazyMLC:

some fruit

CrazyMLC:

and some muffin looking pasteries

Armastas:

Bacon?

CrazyMLC:

bacon and eggs

Armastas:

Sausage?

CrazyMLC:

waffles

CrazyMLC:

like before

Armastas:

That's a lotta food.

CrazyMLC:

TONS OF SAUSAGE

CrazyMLC:

there are about 5 other servants with you

Armastas:

Is it...a...SAUSAGE FEST?

CrazyMLC:

so it's a almost 12 person meal

Advere:

I dibs we take some sausages for our journey

Armastas:

You dibs?

Franz Kepf:

You know...

Armastas:

Ajiggamuhwhuaaaaaa?

Advere:

Fine i suggest

Franz Kepf:

Those don't have any preservatives.

Franz Kepf:

They'll spoil rather quickly.

Armastas:

Salt.

Franz Kepf:

Salt you say?

Armastas:

Yes.

Franz Kepf:

You like salty sausage?

Armastas:

Salt can preserve meat.

Armastas:

...

Armastas:

AMMIT FRANZ

Armastas:

YOU BASTARD

Armastas:

I WAS GONNA MAKE THAT JOKE.

Franz Kepf:

Oook...

Franz Kepf:

as you wish.

Franz Kepf:

Cook!

Armastas:

((GET IT??!?!?!LIKE SALTY DICKKKKK!!?!?!?!))

chef:

Yes?

Armastas:

((AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA))

Franz Kepf:

Get this man some salt.

Franz Kepf:

Please.

chef:

Yes.

Armastas:

SALT CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW!"

* chef leaves.

Armastas:

>

Armastas:

Armastas:

Armastas:

BLUH

Armastas:

CrazyMLC:

STOPPIT

Armastas:

BLUD

Armastas:

GLARGGH

Advere:

((back))

CrazyMLC:

ok

Armastas:

I'm roleplaying.

Armastas:

Geez

CrazyMLC:

You're all eating

CrazyMLC:

sausage, etc

Armastas:

mm

CrazyMLC:

so, what do people eat?

Armastas:

I eat much bacon.

Advere:

I eat meat like every sane man should.

Armastas:

An waffles

CrazyMLC:

oatmeal, soup, cereal-wheat stuff, waffles, bacon, sausage, eggs, toast...

Advere:

Gimme toast and sausage

CrazyMLC:

Alright

Armastas:

Say please.

Advere:

Pwease?

CrazyMLC:

Fritz is just wolfing down the sausage and waffles

Advere:

Who in their right mind eats soup for breakfast

CrazyMLC:

pouring the syrup

Armastas:

That's what I said.

CrazyMLC:

soup and crackers.

chef:

Here's your salt, sir.

* Fritz slowly gets out of bed.

* Fritz sits down and starts munching on the soup.

Advere:

How do you munch on soup?

CrazyMLC:

its a thick soup

CrazyMLC:

almost a stew

Advere:

Still.

CrazyMLC:

and crackers

Advere:

You ca't munch on stew

Armastas:

Cold stew?

Armastas:

I'd rather not.

CrazyMLC:

cold soup

CrazyMLC:

consistancy of stew, almost

Advere:

Unless their are beef chunck in it

Armastas:

Just abjure the stew.

Advere:

I'm not touching

CrazyMLC:

Fritz continues to wolf down waffles and anything else he can get his hands on

CrazyMLC:

It's chicken noodle

CrazyMLC:

with peas

CrazyMLC:

rice

CrazyMLC:

carrots

Advere:

*wacks fritz with a suasage*

CrazyMLC:

and a salty broth

Advere:

Hey man, manners much?

Fritz:

Ow....

Fritz:

What?...

Fritz:

I'm just eating my soup here....

Advere:

Stop eating everything like it's your last day on earth.

Franz Kepf:

OM NOM NOM

Franz Kepf:

TASTY

Armastas:

*kills fritz*

Franz Kepf:

Why're you whacking Fritz?

Advere:

lol./

Armastas:

Because it IS your last day on earth.

Armastas:

jhfjsdf;g

* Franz Kepf picks sausage from his teeth.

Armastas:

THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH

Armastas:

RAGNAROK

Armastas:

JUST HAPPENED

Armastas:

SOMETHING ABOUT A PIANO

chef:

Fritz, are you enjoying your soup, like you asked?

Fritz:

Yes.... sir...

Advere:

Warm up some soup for me.

Advere:

Please.

Advere:

Cold soup is nasty stuff.

Armastas:

Lawl

* chef coughs

Armastas:

Your manners could use some work

Armastas:

You know that?

Advere:

Yeah well

Armastas:

"Oh hey chef, your soup is nasty."

chef:

Warm up the soup?

Armastas:

"Heat it for me"

Advere:

Dwarves aren;t supposed to have manners.

chef:

Alright

Advere:

Thanks.

Armastas:

I'm the party's leader.

chef:

I'll make separate bowls

Advere:

That'll do nicely.

chef:

Fritz likes his soup cold, for some odd reason...

Armastas:

I'm unusually well-spoken and such.

* chef walks off to the kitchen.

Advere:

And what happened to your scottish accent?

Armastas:

I devoured it.

Advere:

Sure.

Armastas:

Ah dunnae know what yer talkin about.

* Fritz sips the last of his soup.

Fritz:

Tasty soup... I guess...

Vereus:

back

Fritz:

Unnnng....

Vereus:

ohscheiße

CrazyMLC:

Vereus

Armastas:

I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH.

Vereus:

Lol oops))

Vereus:

I went for a shower. :))

CrazyMLC:

lol

CrazyMLC:

WERE EATING

CrazyMLC:

FOOD

CrazyMLC:

WAFFLES

CrazyMLC:

SAUSAGES

CrazyMLC:

SOUP

CrazyMLC:

EGGS

CrazyMLC:

BACON

CrazyMLC:

OATMEAL

CrazyMLC:

CEREAL CRAP

CrazyMLC:

You finish eating.

CrazyMLC:

Dragon

CrazyMLC:

you salt your sausage?

Vereus:

http://furrsfurchrist.com/ lol christian furries ))

Advere:

No

CrazyMLC:

No

Armastas:

I salt my sausage.

Advere:

I wish i had some peppers though

CrazyMLC:

there was a shaker of pepper

CrazyMLC:

and a bowl of cut of bell peppers

CrazyMLC:

though nobody touches them really

CrazyMLC:

this being breakfast and all

Armastas:

Hyper can't play, he's in canada

Advere:

*takes the pepper shaker and shakes it over sausage*

CrazyMLC:

oh

Advere:

Screw it, pepper is the way to go.

CrazyMLC:

damn canada

Advere:

Hey

Advere:

I live there

CrazyMLC:

Vereus:

Canadaaaaaaaa

Vereus:

is awesome

Advere:

Yeah

Vereus:

advere

Vereus:

where

Advere:

Edmonton, AB

CrazyMLC:

Canada, stealing our Hyperkultras. >:C

Vereus:

HA

Vereus:

Elora ON

Advere:

Lol

Advere:

W.e

Advere:

Edmonton, the land of endless snow

Advere:

It fricken snowed yesterday

CrazyMLC:

hm

Vereus:

Elora, the land of moderate weather.

Advere:

Yeah..

CrazyMLC:

lol

CrazyMLC:

ADVENTURE

CrazyMLC:

GO

CrazyMLC:

NOW

Vereus:

WE'RE STARTING

Vereus:

Recap please

Vereus:

brief

CrazyMLC:

you are escorted out side by Franz

CrazyMLC:

you returned in the boat

CrazyMLC:

got rewarded for it

CrazyMLC:

panda is in jail

CrazyMLC:

well, no

CrazyMLC:

he was bailed out and was having breakfast with you guys

CrazyMLC:

damn

Advere:

What

Armastas:

Dammit.

Advere:

Who da hell payed bail

Armastas:

Who agreed to that?

CrazyMLC:

I did

Armastas:

Selena paid.

CrazyMLC:

She said she was recuing him

Vereus:

what do do with him?

CrazyMLC:

You'll see.

Armastas:

Well, we'll have to take him into the woods and kill him.

Vereus:

I think we should use him as firewood. :b

CrazyMLC:

don't worry

Vereus:

:B*

Armastas:

All in favor say Aye.

Armastas:

Aye.

CrazyMLC:

You're taken to Selena's office

Vereus:

Firewood is better.

CrazyMLC:

she sees you

Advere:

I was thinking of just taking his eyeballs out and leaving him blindf to be a beggar.

Armastas:

no?

Advere:

More torturous

Advere:

D:

Armastas:

Kill him with hammer?

Advere:

More painful

Advere:

'

Advere:

Lol.

Armastas:

4

Advere:

You can whack him daily.

Armastas:

4!

Selena Reiva:

Hello.

Selena Reiva:

Sit down, sit down.

Armastas:

Oh, hello, Miss Reiva.

Franz Kepf:

Hello,Mi'lady.

Armastas:

*sits*

* Franz Kepf bows politely.

Advere:

*stans by the door*

Advere:

Stands*

Selena Reiva:

Thank you Franz, you may leave.

Advere:

*Greets ms reiva*

Franz Kepf:

Bye everybody.

* Vereus goes through the usual pleasantries

* Franz Kepf shuts the door behind him.

* Advere Shakes Head

Selena Reiva:

Hello, Advere.

Selena Reiva:

Vereus.

Advere:

Hello.

Selena Reiva:

Armastas...

Selena Reiva:

Phero

Advere:

((lolol at dot dot dot))

Selena Reiva:

and Grimgost.

Selena Reiva:

And... Deitmar.

Armastas:

...

Advere:

((while we kill dietmar can we kill phero?))

Selena Reiva:

You realize that bail came out of your check?

Dietmar:

Yes ma'am!

Dietmar:

But please...

Selena Reiva:

No.

Advere:

You realize we wished he stayed in jail?

Selena Reiva:

We discussed this.

Armastas:

Advere!

Armastas:

Watch yer tongue.

Armastas:

Whelp.

Selena Reiva:

Well.

Advere:

Hey his accent is back.

Selena Reiva:

He did no crime.

Armastas:

Mah accent wasnae gone.

Selena Reiva:

Deitmar

Advere:

Besides the man who called rape!

Selena Reiva:

I disband you.

Selena Reiva:

I will no longer be paying you.

Selena Reiva:

Good day.

Armastas:

Heh.

* Advere Suppresses a grin

Dietmar:

You can't do this!

Selena Reiva:

Yes, yes I can.

Armastas:

Ah believe she can, whelp.

Selena Reiva:

now, leave.

Dietmar:

No!

Advere:

Could not have said any better myself.

* Armastas touches his hammer.

* Dietmar runs up to Selena

Armastas:

hey!

* Dietmar slams the desk.

* Armastas draws his hammer

Armastas:

Ah'd suggest ye change the attitude.

CrazyMLC:

many items fall off of the table

* Advere grabs Dietmar's neck

* Vereus stands quietly looking contemplative.

Selena Reiva:

Stand down.

Selena Reiva:

All of you.

Selena Reiva:

Guards!

Armastas:

Ah dunnae think he'll listen to ye.

guard:

Yes, lady Selena?

* Advere releases Dietmar but looks annoyed

Selena Reiva:

Take this man back to his house.

Advere:

Wait

Selena Reiva:

and don't let him back into this house.

Advere:

he doesn;t have a hous

Armastas:

((That was a perfect oppurtunity for combat.))

Selena Reiva:

Ah, yes.

Advere:

house*

Selena Reiva:

Back to his inn.

guard:

Yes Lady Selena.

* Advere Grins with satifaction

* Dietmar draws his sword.

Dietmar:

You wont take me!

Dietmar:

I demand payment!

Advere:

Touchy Touchy

* Armastas attacks dietmar.

CrazyMLC:

Alright.

CrazyMLC:

Lets do some combat here.

Armastas:

Yay!

Advere:

Careful Dietmar, you might cut your foot.

Vereus:

Yay!

Vereus:

))

Advere:

Unwieldy

Advere:

HEY

Advere:

NO MAP?!?!?

Advere:

NO

Armastas:

I attack first.

Advere:

I WILL NOT ALLOW

Advere:

THIAS

Armastas:

Due to having my weapon alread drawn.

CrazyMLC:

lets move this to a square board

Armastas:

Kay

Advere:

masp 1

Advere:

er whats the office?

Armastas:

Everyone copy-paste your toekn to map 1

Armastas:

I'll be close to him, and move first, any objections?

Vereus:

DOUBLES

Advere:

Yeah you do that

Advere:

I'll just shoot him

Armastas:

Nice desk

CrazyMLC:

thats the desk

CrazyMLC:

lol

Advere:

MLC I object to no maps

Advere:

Let me build one

Advere:

takes me a min

Advere:

10X10 square office?

Vereus:

I should edit my token's stats

Armastas:

HEY

CrazyMLC:

Franz runs in

Franz Kepf:

What's going on!?

Armastas:

Stay back

Advere:

There we go

Armastas:

Dietmar's a bit crazed, ah'm afraid.

CrazyMLC:

I was going to make him help

Advere:

Nice small office

CrazyMLC:

but uh

CrazyMLC:

he has dnd stats

Advere:

LOL

CrazyMLC:

so he has none, in reality

Vereus:

fff

Advere:

Hey crazy

CrazyMLC:

?

Advere:

Send everything into the background

Armastas:

The small office, he means

Armastas:

To our left

CrazyMLC:

ok

CrazyMLC:

I have new crit tables

Advere:

The one which looks good

CrazyMLC:

new weapons

CrazyMLC:

we'll se t that up next game

Advere:

Just send to background

Advere:

and we cna use it

Armastas:

Just do it, MLC

CrazyMLC:

just did it.

Advere:

Its looks better thjen a grass floor D:

Advere:

er nop.

Advere:

u did not

Armastas:

He means that wooden floored office

Armastas:

OH GOD WHY

Advere:

Finally

Armastas:

Mlc, highlight the office, and put it in the background layer

Vereus:

someone

Vereus:

get that shadow off of my token

Vereus:

dankeshon

CrazyMLC:

brown is the door

Advere:

wtf is the red box

Advere:

No way

Advere:

get rid of that ugly thing

Advere:

i have a door

Armastas:

Dragon'll place a door, I'm sure

Advere:

remopve the brown D:

Advere:

remove the shadow

Advere:

looks funny

Advere:

lol

Armastas:

WHATEVER

Armastas:

FITE

Advere:

we good now

CrazyMLC:

ok

Armastas:

FIRST MOVE'S MINE

CrazyMLC:

initiative

CrazyMLC:

everyone roll 1d10

Armastas:

I already have my hammer drawn

* Benpasko rolls: 1d10 => 1

Armastas:

Hah

* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 88

CrazyMLC:

add your ag

Armastas:

Suck many cocks.

Advere:

Lol

CrazyMLC:

and tell me your number

* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d10 => 4

* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d10 => 1

* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d10 => 6

Armastas:

4

Advere:

287

Advere:

28*

* Vereus rolls: 1d10 => 4

* Vereus rolls: 1d10 => 1

Advere:

if you minus it

Armastas:

Ermm

Armastas:

No?

Armastas:

1d10

Vereus:

how did 2

Vereus:

why are there two

* dragonxp rolls: 1d10 => 1

Advere:

lol

Vereus:

I got a one too!

Armastas:

I rolled a 1, too

Armastas:

Wtf

Vereus:

We are kings of win.

CrazyMLC:

add your ag stat to your roll

Armastas:

I got 4 when I added

CrazyMLC:

and tell me the reulst

CrazyMLC:

nice and organized now:

Armastas:

4

Advere:

Hey razy

CrazyMLC:

ag stat

Armastas:

6 for dragon

CrazyMLC:

1d10 + ag

Advere:

ima need to eat dinner soon

CrazyMLC:

ok

Armastas:

Full agi, or the bonus?

Advere:

so lets fight

Vereus:

41

CrazyMLC:

full ag

Advere:

1+50 = 51

Vereus:

ag +roll was 41

Armastas:

31 for me

Armastas:

CAN WE JUST FIGHT

* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d10 => 6

Advere:

wait

Armastas:

ENOUG HINITIATIVE

Advere:

i ask this

Advere:

HOW TEH FUCK CAN WE LOSE

CrazyMLC:

ok

Advere:

lol

CrazyMLC:

LETS GO

Armastas:

BEN GOES FRIST

Advere:

lol

Armastas:

Okay

Armastas:

I move into range

Armastas:

AND BITCHSLAP THIS BITCH.

Advere:

lol

Advere:

twice?

* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 45

Vereus:

I have like

CrazyMLC:

no, wait

Vereus:

no combat skills

Armastas:

Nah, movement was an action

Armastas:

?

CrazyMLC:

Deitmar, advere, guards, grim, armastas

Armastas:

wut?

Armastas:

FUCK

Advere:

AHAHAHAHA

Armastas:

I WANNA GO FRIST

CrazyMLC:

Deitmar, advere, guards, vereus, grim, armastas

Vereus:

wait

Vereus:

waht about me

Vereus:

ah

Armastas:

...god dammit.

CrazyMLC:

remember your spells

CrazyMLC:

Deitmar charges over Selena's desk

CrazyMLC:

and threatens her with his sword.

Armastas:

That's a dumbass combat move

Dietmar:

Don't move!

Armastas:

...Take him out.

Advere:

Can i just snipe him?

Advere:

lol

Armastas:

Shoot him with an arrow.

Armastas:

Dietmar, ye fool.

Armastas:

Ye cannae kill all of us.

* Dietmar dips his sword in poison.

Advere:

I'll have an arrow through your head before you can flinch.

CrazyMLC:

But I can kill Selena!

Selena Reiva:

Urgh...

Armastas:

What will tha accomplish?

Dietmar:

It's called a hostage.

Advere:

Yeah, no money for you either.

Armastas:

Ye'll be killed right away if ye do that.

Dietmar:

Idiot.

Armastas:

You think ye scare me with yer threats?

* Dietmar readies a bomb

Advere:

Dude, hostage is if the 'hostage in question' is still alive fool.

Armastas:

What teh fuck?

CrazyMLC:

he has a bomb

CrazyMLC:

believe it or not

Advere:

Seriously now?

Armastas:

He's poisoned his sword, readied a bomb, and moved in one turn

Armastas:

FUCKING HACKER

CrazyMLC:

he made it with alchemy

Advere:

Screwy smartass

Armastas:

I'm not afraid of yer little potions.

CrazyMLC:

actually, the poison was in his sheath

Advere:

If only i could shoot twice..

CrazyMLC:

so his sword is pre poisoned

Advere:

one to disarm his sword

CrazyMLC:

he moved and readied a bomb

Advere:

and another to disarm the bomb

CrazyMLC:

thats his turn

Armastas:

Okay.

CrazyMLC:

Advere

Advere:

did he draw his sword out yet?

CrazyMLC:

yes

Advere:

wtf.

Advere:

quick draW?

CrazyMLC:

yes

Advere:

Arhg

Armastas:

Dietmar, ye've thrown yer life away already.

CrazyMLC:

his stats are better than normal

Advere:

Hey ben

Armastas:

At least die with dignity.

CrazyMLC:

you know that deal

Advere:

shoot the bomb arm

Advere:

or the sword?

Armastas:

The face.

CrazyMLC:

where enemies are always better when they're enemies

Advere:

Lol

CrazyMLC:

and when they join your side

Advere:

They suck ass

CrazyMLC:

they're little wealings?

Armastas:

Kill his face

CrazyMLC:

He's super now

Advere:

Aim and shoot

CrazyMLC:

DARK SIDE

Armastas:

Dietmar, ye've got no hope.

CrazyMLC:

COOKIES

* Vereus is going to use Drop

CrazyMLC:

etc

Advere:

at his godforsaken eye

Armastas:

Hold still while we just kill ye.

Advere:

is that a legal move?