Phero has connected.
Phero: Hi
Phero: ...
Phero: guys?
Phero: :c
Phero: Are you guys here
Blue Demon has connected.
Blue Demon: I forget what my name is
Blue Demon: oh yeah
Blue Demon: ok, who's Phero?
Phero: Uh me
Blue Demon: gasp
Blue Demon: and you be?
Phero: I'm the black knight
Benpasko: He's some weirdo who I hate.
Blue Demon: *blink*
Blue Demon: MLC
Blue Demon: I'm gonna be needing those logs kthx
Blue Demon: yeeeeaaah.
Phero: Guys
Blue Demon: definately gonna need the logs from the last few rounds when I wasn't here.
Phero: is it k if I don't do the RP today
Phero: maybe some other time?
Benpasko: He's a new player. On the forum, you know him as Wargay.
Blue Demon: ahh
Blue Demon: aight
Phero: Shut up Ben.
Phero: You're just Jealous and mad that I got in.
Benpasko: gtfo scrubcakes.
CrazyMLC: ok
Blue Demon: a bad acid trip
Benpasko: Jealous?
Phero: MLC
CrazyMLC: ?
Phero: is it kay if I bail out today
Benpasko: I'm a player, how would I be jealous?
CrazyMLC: Sure, I guess
Phero: my friend is on BL and I wanna play with him
Phero: Yay
CrazyMLC: Just don't bail out all of the time
Benpasko: ...
Phero: I know
Phero is disconnected.
Blue Demon: wow
Benpasko: YOU CAN'T JUST BAIL BECAUSE YOU WANT TOI
CrazyMLC: -_-;
Benpasko: GOD DAMN NOOB
Blue Demon: I gotta say
Blue Demon: thats a horrible excuse
Benpasko: I say we don't let him play.
Blue Demon: not a reason
Blue Demon: excuse
Blue Demon: also
Blue Demon: MLC
Blue Demon: logs
Blue Demon: of the game when I was missing
Blue Demon: or game(s)
Benpasko: See, though? My instincts are never wrong.
CrazyMLC: More than half of the people who want to play are immature 10 year olds.
Benpasko: I thought ot myself when I saw him "Wow, what a fag."
Benpasko: And I WAS RIGHT!
Blue Demon: WE are immature 16 year olds
Benpasko: Damn rite!
CrazyMLC: yeah
Blue Demon: at least we are past the noob stage
CrazyMLC: difference of 5! years
CrazyMLC: 5~
Benpasko: And that Warguy keeps calling me a noob.
Benpasko: And it pisses me off.
Blue Demon: lol
CrazyMLC: Lots of people who are like that
CrazyMLC: aren't used to team sports or anything cooperative like that
CrazyMLC: they don't see why they can't just bail out
Benpasko: The only thing I do on a team is games like this.
CrazyMLC: yeah
CrazyMLC: but even MMOs
CrazyMLC: you're in a party
CrazyMLC: you don't just leave
Benpasko: I used to try to raid in MMOs,
Blue Demon: I always solo in MMos
Benpasko: But I could never seem to find a reliable group of pople.
CrazyMLC: hm
Benpasko: OKAY GUYS, RAID NIGHT IS SATURDAY!
Benpasko: OKAY GUYS, RAID NIGHT IS SATURDAY!
Benpasko: OKAY GUYS, RAID NIGHT IS SATURDAY!
Benpasko: OKAY GUYS, RAID NIGHT IS SATURDAY!
Benpasko: And come Saturday, 2 people would show up.
CrazyMLC: only way to do it well enough is to join a large group of people
CrazyMLC: guild/linkshell/whatever
CrazyMLC: Same way I feel about this, you know?
Benpasko: YEah
Blue Demon: like I said
Blue Demon: I always just solo'
CrazyMLC: OKAY GUYS, WARHAMMER IS SUNDAY!
CrazyMLC: OKAY GUYS, WARHAMMER IS SUNDAY!
CrazyMLC: OKAY GUYS, WARHAMMER IS SUNDAY!
CrazyMLC: OKAY GUYS, WARHAMMER IS SUNDAY!
CrazyMLC: 2 people
CrazyMLC: I even post countdowns
CrazyMLC: 35 hours in advance
Blue Demon: ree-diculous
Benpasko: I get on the computer 3 hours before warhammer starts and sit on the forums waiting for you to tell me to open the server.
Benpasko: Every time.
CrazyMLC: noone comes
CrazyMLC: except you two
Blue Demon: *sigh*
CrazyMLC: my only two, faithful players.
Blue Demon: well....
CrazyMLC: lol
Blue Demon: we coooouuuld
Benpasko: Don't mind me!
CrazyMLC: haha
Blue Demon: murder the others and take their stuff....
CrazyMLC: Hyper, you sail really well
CrazyMLC: and you make it to port
CrazyMLC: ben hangs around killing teammates
CrazyMLC: and panda hits on the jail girls
CrazyMLC: HELGA
Blue Demon: >_>
CrazyMLC: And uh
CrazyMLC: yeah
CrazyMLC: what happened to 3pok and dragon anyhow?
CrazyMLC: Also
Blue Demon: just saying
CrazyMLC: guys, if you can find a good player to /replace/ panda, then alright
CrazyMLC: Also, hyper, has everyone posted their actions yet, or what?
CrazyMLC: also, I should have known they were weak against fire! THATS why they exploded to beautifully before!
Blue Demon: did you change the map
Benpasko: HEROCLIX!
Benpasko: HELL YEAH!
Benpasko: I wish I could remember how Heroclix works.
Benpasko: Dragon is cool with me, but he
Benpasko: he's kinda...
Benpasko: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBp1RsFbBUE
Blue Demon:
Blue Demon: uh
Blue Demon: is the map still loading?
CrazyMLC: woha
CrazyMLC: that was weird
Benpasko: That song kicks ass
CrazyMLC: Heroclix?
Blue Demon: wtf?
Blue Demon: uh
CrazyMLC: enh?
Benpasko: Heroclix :3
Blue Demon: ok
Blue Demon: all the messages got backed up
Blue Demon: weird
CrazyMLC: yeah
Benpasko: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBp1RsFbBUE
Blue Demon: I blame you, Ben.
Benpasko: Listen to this song, it'll all make sense.
CrazyMLC: neevar
Benpasko: Interlude with Ludes.
Blue Demon: T_T
Benpasko: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
Blue Demon: already, it sounds like crap
Blue Demon: 18 seconds in
CrazyMLC: what did you guys think of my drawing mcdoodle anyway?
Benpasko: It be trippy.
Benpasko: ermm
Benpasko: Psychedelic.
Blue Demon: yeah thats too crappy for me to listen to any longer
Benpasko: Also, it features the phrase "On the good ship loligag"
Blue Demon: drawing mcdoodle?
Benpasko: MUDDAFUCK
Benpasko: YOU WEEL LISTEN
CrazyMLC: thingie
Phero has connected.
CrazyMLC: mabob
CrazyMLC: phero!
Benpasko: ...
Phero: Me and my friend had a fight
Blue Demon: ah, the hobo boy?
Phero: So i'
Phero: *i'm unbailing
CrazyMLC: >_>
Blue Demon: T_T
Benpasko: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBp1RsFbBUE
CrazyMLC: well, alright
Blue Demon: son
Benpasko: LISTEN TO THIS SONG, PHERO
Phero: ORLY nao
CrazyMLC: so few people I dunno if we're doing anything
Blue Demon: this is my stern face
Benpasko: I can't get anyone to listen to awesome music >.
Phero: anyway, loading
Benpasko: DX
Blue Demon: then post a link to some
Benpasko: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBp1RsFbBUE
CrazyMLC: LOL
Benpasko: GGRRRRR
Phero: You guys are just jealous because I have Starcraft 2 beta
CrazyMLC: Chess, anyone?
Blue Demon: if you post awesome music, I will listen to it
Benpasko: Ok, fine.
Benpasko: That song's a bit out there.
Benpasko: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzBLFgOZfKY&NR=1
CrazyMLC: *jealous*
CrazyMLC:
Benpasko: How about something less...out there.
CrazyMLC: starcraft 2 looks like number 1 with better graphics
Benpasko: I hated Starcraft 1.
Phero: Orly
CrazyMLC: too hard for me
CrazyMLC: had to turn down the speed to play it
CrazyMLC: then it was boring
Benpasko: Same
Phero: If you think that, you don't know the potential of Starcraft 2
Benpasko: GEE TEE EFF OH
CrazyMLC: how is it different?
Phero: Are we playing yet?
Benpasko: How's that song, Hyper?
CrazyMLC: "so few people I dunno if we're doing anything"
Blue Demon: you want awesome music?
Blue Demon: HERE'S AWESOME MUSIC
Blue Demon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Benpasko: Is your taste in music different than mine?
CrazyMLC: we'll wait to see if we play for 5 or so minutes
Benpasko: FUCK YOU
Benpasko: AUGH
Blue Demon: kekekekekekeke
Benpasko: THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER CLICKED A LINK TO MUSIC POSTED BY A DRL'ER
Phero: Oh no, I'LL show you awesome music.
Phero: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IGS9qY7xko&feature=related
Benpasko: ...
Blue Demon: it's a rickroll
Benpasko: Wargay.
Blue Demon: isnt it
Phero: No
Phero: It's not
Phero: trust me
Blue Demon: oh wait
Blue Demon: portal?
CrazyMLC: &feature=related
Benpasko: I have literally no reason to trust you.
Benpasko: And several to DISTRUST you.
CrazyMLC: unless you sent him a rickroll, no
Blue Demon: ok i think I like this actually
Phero: I knew it
Blue Demon: warguy, this actually isnt half bad
Phero:
Phero: Just wait for the rest
Phero: I didn't make it, but I whs I did
Benpasko: I WILL CONTINUE TO CALL YOU WARGAY.
Phero: *wish
Phero: Ben
Phero: Click the link
Phero: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IGS9qY7xko&feature=related
Phero: Nao
Benpasko: Phuck off.
Phero: Phuck your mother.
CrazyMLC: I have to admit, ben, thats a clever pun.
Benpasko: IKNORITE?
Blue Demon: yeah, I think we do have radically different tastes in music, Ben.
Vereus has connected.
Benpasko: Dammit, war. This match is too even, we're both equally capable of calling each other names over teh intertubes.
CrazyMLC: 3pok!
Blue Demon: ohsnap an Epok
Phero: Epok oh noes
Blue Demon: MASTER BALL
CrazyMLC: WE CAN PLAY NOW
CrazyMLC: 4/5/6
Benpasko: DEPHLECTED
Blue Demon: >8O
Phero: YEAH!
CrazyMLC: huzzah
Blue Demon: OH RLY?
Benpasko: NO CATCHING OTHER TRAINER'S POKEMON!
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 54
Vereus: Hey all.
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 22
CrazyMLC: hey 3pok
Blue Demon: I THINK NOT MISTA BOND
Benpasko: PHHUUUUUU-
Blue Demon: FATE POINT
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 95
Phero: Blue, did you listen to all of the song?
CrazyMLC: if dragon comes it'll be great
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 51
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 70
Blue Demon: >
Benpasko: I love Them Crooked Vultures.
Blue Demon: >: D
Benpasko: I have their only album, and it's LITERALLY all I listen to.
Vereus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?vGlr9iNBejA
Vereus: ff
Phero: Can we play nao
Vereus: Dr Steel is p cool
Benpasko: WE WILL PLAY WHEN I SAY WE CAN PLAY
Benpasko: ...we can play.
Phero:
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: phero
Vereus: who's phero?
Phero: Me
Benpasko: BUT TOTALLY NOT CUZ YOU SAID WE SHOULD
CrazyMLC: I don't remember setting your stats
Benpasko: IT WAS ALL MY IDEA.
CrazyMLC: its warguy
Phero: I'm warguy on the forums
Phero: Oh
Phero: mm
Phero: k
Vereus: jesus christ
Benpasko: ...why do you think I kept calling him Wargay?
Vereus: you had like 5 fucking warnings
Phero: We already did, he just forgot 'em
CrazyMLC: 39 32 43 36 37 37 35 36
Phero: Yup, thats it
CrazyMLC: but I don't have them set to the stats
Phero: ....
Phero: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
CrazyMLC: only numbers
Phero: Damn it damn it damn it
Phero: *hits head on door multiple times*
CrazyMLC: don't worry
CrazyMLC: we'll do it on the spot
CrazyMLC: what do you want to be highest?
Phero: Oh, okay
Phero: Hmmm
CrazyMLC: WS BS S T Ag Int WP Fel
Benpasko: I LOVE RECREATIONAL SELF-IMMOLATION
Phero: Hmm
Phero: Ag
Phero: definitely Ag
CrazyMLC: k
Benpasko: WHO ELSE HERE LOVES TO BURN THEMSELF FOR FUN?
Benpasko:
Phero: YOU
CrazyMLC: ME
Benpasko: YAY
Benpasko: HIGh-FIVE
Phero: FUCK BUDDIES ARE FUN TO HAVE
CrazyMLC: *highfive*
Phero: Lol
Benpasko: WHOA
CrazyMLC: ACK
Phero: EFF BUDDEEZ
Benpasko: Phero, this is a PG environment, asshole.
CrazyMLC: *clutches chest*
Benpasko: NO TALK OF MUDDAFUCKIN FUCKIN.
Phero: Lol I know
CrazyMLC: heart... attack...
Phero: Gahh
Benpasko: DO YOU FUCKING READ ME???
Phero: Crap
Phero: Yes
Benpasko: xD
Blue Demon: ok I got me some nachos
Phero: I do
Blue Demon: what happened
CrazyMLC: Ag
Phero: but uh
Blue Demon: .....
CrazyMLC: WS BS S T Ag Int WP Fel
Phero: is MLC okay
Benpasko: Feel free to swear and be a bastard in general.
Blue Demon: No wonder you call him WarGay
CrazyMLC: WS BS S T Int WP Fel
Phero: Shutup
CrazyMLC: PICK
CrazyMLC: SO WE CAN PLAY
Benpasko: Panda couldn't take it, that's why he doesn't play.
Phero: OKAY FINE
Phero: T
CrazyMLC: k
Vereus: I didn't like Panda
Benpasko: Panda was a bitch.
Vereus: and I don't have high hopes for this warguy kid.
Benpasko: NEither do I.
Phero: Really now?
CrazyMLC: WS BS S Int WP Fel
Phero: Stop making me choose damn it
Phero: Int
Benpasko: I've already begun belittling him, in expectation for his impending PHAILURE.
CrazyMLC: WS BS S WP Fel
Phero: WS
Blue Demon: yeah
CrazyMLC: BS S WP Fel
Blue Demon: it's been pretty constant
Phero: WP
Phero: S
Phero: Fel
Phero: BS
CrazyMLC: AWESOME
Phero: We play NAO!
Phero: I am tired of waiting
Blue Demon: quick question
Phero: what
Blue Demon: how much AV software do you guys has on your computers?
Phero: AV?
Blue Demon: Antivirus
Phero: Oh
Phero: I use Avast.
Benpasko: Acid and poison and chemicals, baby Is what I mean to provide I know together we'll make the possible Totally impossible
Benpasko: I have a pirated copy of NOD32.
Benpasko: teehee
Benpasko: THE IRONY!
Vereus: I have no active protection against viruses
Blue Demon: good luck with that
Phero: my sister won't STFU
CrazyMLC: ok
Blue Demon: after getting buttraped by a virus about amonth ago
Blue Demon: I got super paranoid
Phero: RP
Phero: Nao
Benpasko: Phero, Headbutt her in the face.
Blue Demon: and now have like 7 diff programs
Phero: *headbutts Blue so he will STFU*
Benpasko: ...
Benpasko: I MEANT YOUR SISTER
Phero: and no he is not my sister
Phero: I KNOW
CrazyMLC: I sent you your sheet
Phero: AND I IGNORED THAT
Benpasko: I made a Dwarf Barbarian on DDO named Armastas.
CrazyMLC: HYPER
CrazyMLC: 1d100
CrazyMLC: sail that boat
Phero: I downloaded mah Sheet
CrazyMLC: good
CrazyMLC: its a little ramshackled
CrazyMLC: but it has everything you need on it
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 89
Armastas: AH HA HA WARGAY.
Phero: waitwaitwait
Phero: 31 wounds?
CrazyMLC: 13
Phero: I meant that
Blue Demon: ARG WALL INCOMING
Benpasko: ...
Blue Demon: *crash*
Phero: why so many wounds
CrazyMLC: wounds = hp
Phero: oh
CrazyMLC: odd, eh?
Benpasko: BECAUSE I STABBED THE SHIT OUTTA YOU
Phero: WAITWAITWAIT
Phero: HOLY SHIT
Phero: 13 HP
Phero: WHAT
CrazyMLC: You die pretty fast
Blue Demon: thats a decent amount
Blue Demon: or not
Phero: WHAT IS WRONG WEETH JOO
CrazyMLC: but thats not too shabby
Benpasko: I have 13, too.
Phero: Meh, nvm
Blue Demon: i have i forget how much
Benpasko: I'm the party's leader, Armastas.
Phero: Yeayea
CrazyMLC: self-proclaimed
Phero: RP
Phero: Nao
CrazyMLC: hyper rolled 89
CrazyMLC: FAILURE
Phero: RP
Phero: NAOOOO
Phero: >:|
CrazyMLC: you lose a day of fumbling around
Armastas: Ye cannae just flip a roleplayin switch, laddie...fuck...he did it.
Phero: How do you do that
Phero:
Phero: Lol
CrazyMLC: phero, you sit around at the docks all day waiting for the boat
Armastas: Pure skill, m'boy.
CrazyMLC: eventually
CrazyMLC: a guard comes by
Phero: No, how do you talk in your character
Phero: Okay
Phero: go on
Grimgost: Like this, sprout.
guard: No loiterin, boy.
Vereus: I wll find some way of working "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" into my character's dialogue
Vereus: If it kills me.
Grimgost: It shall.
Phero: Dood
guard: Geet off of tha docks.
Phero: Where....
Phero: Is my Death Knight.
Phero: WHERE DID HE GO DAMN IT
Armastas: I have a different copy of the campaign file
Grimgost: uh
Grimgost: guys
Armastas: MLC needs to give me the right one.
Grimgost: wtf is with Maida
Phero: How do you talk with your character
CrazyMLC: you click a token and hit impersonate
Armastas: Yer character doesnae exist on my map.
Vereus: Hold alt+F4
CrazyMLC: -_-
Phero: Vereus
Phero: I know that trick
Phero: I am not a Noob.
Grimgost: that actually worked once while palying halo
Vereus: Delete System32.
Armastas: I BEG TO DIFFER
Grimgost: twas hilarious
* Vereus rolls: 1d1000 => 604
* Vereus rolls: 1d10 => 8
Phero: I know that trick too
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 96
Armastas: Once, when I was a wee laddie, I fell for the ol' alt f4 trick.
CrazyMLC: hahah
CrazyMLC: 96
Phero: Guys
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 51
Phero: Where
Vereus: What a horrible roll.
Phero: Is
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 2
Phero: MYY KNIGHT
Grimgost: FFFFFFFFFFFFF
Vereus: HA
Vereus: WIN
Vereus: WIN
Grimgost: YEAH
Phero: WHERE DID HE GO
Vereus: 2.
Grimgost: WELL
Phero: TELL ME
Grimgost: SHUDUP
Armastas: So wait, you tell me that I can kill all the CTs by pressing those buttons? Why don't they do it?
Armastas: "Oh, they don't know this trick, it's secret"
Phero: I can't click any tokens
Grimgost: wait, you have a character?
Armastas: FUGGING TRICKY COUNTER-STRIKE BASTARDS.
Phero: Yes I do
Phero: WHAT THE
Phero: Dude
Armastas: OK
Phero: he's not a knight
Phero: He's a DEATH KNIGHT
Armastas: Zoom way out, and move the camera to the right.
CrazyMLC: USE IT
CrazyMLC: OR DONT
Phero: GAH FINE
CrazyMLC: YOU CAN JUST TALK
Phero: I am Thor.
guard: No loiterin' laddie.
Phero: Not really.
Phero: You dare insult me?
guard: Get off of da docks.
Armastas: No you aren't, Thor isn't a homosexual man dressed in golden velvet.
Phero: Fine, Guard.
Grimgost: (( I can imagine this ending well.
Phero: -Walks off-
guard: Go back home, kid.
Grimgost: (( I need popcorn, this will be entertaining
guard: Thankee.
Phero: Fine, I will.
Armastas: ((NOW GUT HIM))
CrazyMLC: next day
Phero: (WHERE DID THOSE ELVES COME FROM)
Grimgost: ((Roll a 100, roll a 100, roll a 100.....
CrazyMLC: who wants to sail the boat to get back?
Armastas: ELF NINJAS?!?!
Armastas: WHERE???
Phero: Me.
Grimgost: NOT IT
Armastas: ...
Phero: How much Do it cost, me man?
Armastas: I guess I'm it.
CrazyMLC: *anyone who is on the boat, who wants to sail?
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 4
Armastas: HELL YEAH
CrazyMLC: OMG
Armastas: I SAIL LIKE A STALLION!
Vereus: I do
CrazyMLC: the sailor hat floats over to the other dwarf
Armastas: FUCK YEAH
CrazyMLC: ok 3pok
Grimgost: ;___;
CrazyMLC: roll it
Armastas: Sorry, Grimgost.
Grimgost: *cry*
CrazyMLC: you can help him out
Vereus: Does my previous 2 count
Vereus: ))
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 86
Vereus: Baaaaaw
Grimgost: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL FOR THE HAT
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 51
Armastas: I decline.
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 18
CrazyMLC: nope
Grimgost: i swear to god
CrazyMLC: you don't help him at all
CrazyMLC: neither of you
Grimgost: thats the third 51 I've gotten
CrazyMLC: you make it to port
Armastas: I rolled a 4, we won.
CrazyMLC: is you boat painted?
Armastas: ...
Armastas: Oh fuck.
Grimgost: MLC
Phero: You guys stop or not make progress
Armastas: THIS IS A STOLEN BOAT
Grimgost: I need the logs from any previous games that I missed
CrazyMLC: hat happened was
CrazyMLC: they beached the boat
Armastas: Also, where's Maida?
CrazyMLC: Maida is sleeping
Grimgost: HALp
CrazyMLC: and some guys passed by
Grimgost: MY TOKEN IS TRAPPED UNDER MAIDA
CrazyMLC: from the town
CrazyMLC: where they had stolen the boat
CrazyMLC: they noticed
CrazyMLC: because there was a guy filing a report
CrazyMLC: they told them that panda did it
Armastas: ...long story short, Dietmar is in prison for "selling us this boat"
CrazyMLC: ^
Armastas: You can thank me for that.
CrazyMLC: 10 extra exp
Phero: Okay back to the story
Grimgost: d(^_^)b
Phero: Please
CrazyMLC: as you approach
Armastas: calm down.
CrazyMLC: some guards see the boat
Armastas: (I have a plan)
CrazyMLC: make me an int check, guys
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 34
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 99
CrazyMLC: also, Phero, you see them.
CrazyMLC: Blue, you just go Durrrrr
Armastas: I passed my int check.
Grimgost: THE DICE ARE TRYING TO KEEL ME
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 51
CrazyMLC: you don't even notice the guards
CrazyMLC: you just
CrazyMLC: I can't even explain
Armastas: I rolled a 34, my int is 36.
Grimgost: fall in water
Armastas: WInner.
CrazyMLC: my haspy jumps over the lagoon
CrazyMLC: that is what is going on in your head
CrazyMLC: don't ask me why
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 18
Grimgost: what is a haspy
Vereus: HA
Armastas: HE SAID DON'T ASK
Armastas: ASSHOLE!
CrazyMLC: vereus and ben
Phero: -Jumps onto the boat-
Grimgost: he said dont ask WHY
Grimgost: not WHAT
CrazyMLC: you can't
Armastas: DX
CrazyMLC: its kinda far away
Phero: :c
CrazyMLC: I mean, not at the dock yet
Phero: Oic
Grimgost: stop the boat
Armastas: I shout "AH WHAT THE FUCK, GET OFF MY BOAT"
CrazyMLC: ok
Grimgost: let Phero have fun with the guards
CrazyMLC: the guards have seen you
CrazyMLC: the people who made their int check realize
Armastas: It's cool.
CrazyMLC: that the last people to help the witch got their heads chopped off.
Armastas: This is a boat we bought, then we found out it was stolen.
CrazyMLC: if they discover her....
Grimgost: ohshi
Armastas: We're simply returning to sort this business out.
Armastas: pfft.
Grimgost: ohwait
Armastas: I've killed Black Hats before.
Grimgost: we hid her
Grimgost: ok
Grimgost: we;re cool
Grimgost: we just need to kill that old man
CrazyMLC: ok
Armastas: xD
Armastas: I FUCKING HATE THAT OLD MAN.
CrazyMLC: 'just spitting on the witch'
Phero: Continue the story
Phero: Nao
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: so, you approach the dock
Armastas: If they find her, we'll just say we brought her with us to spit on her more xD
Grimgost: "No officer! It looks much more like a horse kicked his face in! Certainly not my HAMMAR!"
CrazyMLC: as you set the bridge down and dock
Phero: stop interrupting
Phero: Assfucks
Armastas: Phero, this is how it works.
Armastas: Quit cryin.
CrazyMLC: not really
Phero: Meh, fine
Vereus: Ha.))
Vereus: He's already started to be a cunt.))
Vereus: This won't take long.))
CrazyMLC: you're both right
CrazyMLC: NOW
CrazyMLC: LISTEN
CrazyMLC: you walk down to the plank
CrazyMLC: the blackhats walk up
CrazyMLC: and quickly notice Armastas's hat
* Armastas signals for his companions to be silent
guard: What a nice hat, sir.
Armastas: Why thank you.
guard: You obviously seem like a respectable sailor.
Grimgost: ((MY HAT!!!))
Grimgost: ((*fume*))
Armastas: You think so? You should see my pal Grimgost.
guard: Any how!
guard: Despite the fine sailors you are,
guard: this boat was stolen by a man named Dietmar.
Armastas: Yes, we'd heard. We came back as soon as we found out.
guard: by an innocent man
guard: from an*
Armastas: And so here we are, with the boat.
guard: Yes, we heard.
guard: Now, we must reposes the boat.
Armastas: We cannae just let an injustice befall an innocent.
Grimgost: ((How the hell is a dwarf, a freaking troll slayer at that, such a smooth talker?))
Armastas: May we have a short while ta get our belongings outta the boat?
guard: So, this is Mr. Landzaat.
Armastas: ((I'm the leader, it's part of the job.))
Mr. Landzaat: Thank you for bringing back my boat!
Armastas: Not a problem at all, sir.
Mr. Landzaat: My livelyhood would have been destroyed!
Armastas: Aye, we cannae allow that to happen!
Mr. Landzaat: That horrible Dietmar...
Mr. Landzaat: Well
Mr. Landzaat: not... everyone in this town would have returned my boat.
Mr. Landzaat: they might have just sailed away.
Mr. Landzaat: And, despite the bad times this city is having.
Mr. Landzaat: I feel the need to reward you.
Grimgost: *ears perk up*
Mr. Landzaat: Each of you, please have a gold crown.
Mr. Landzaat: It may sound like a lot
Armastas: Aye, thank ya, sir.
Mr. Landzaat: but you cannot understand what this boat means to me.
Mr. Landzaat: This boat, the Lily, was my wife's boat.
Mr. Landzaat: Before shepassed away...
Phero: ((Can I come in yet))
CrazyMLC: yes
Armastas: DIetmar was truly a villain. Is it true he's been locked up?
Mr. Landzaat: Yes, I hear it is.
Phero: ((I'll wait until the boat is gonna sail off)
guard: Yes!
guard: I locked him up myself.
Armastas: Aye, fine work.
guard: No problem, mates.
* Armastas tips his hat to the guard.
guard: Aye, still like that hat.
Armastas: Now then, we'll need to begin unloading our belongings.
Phero: (how do you do stuff like that, Your name whatever's))
Mr. Landzaat: Ah, yes.
Mr. Landzaat: Of course!
Grimgost: (( What belongings do we really have?))
CrazyMLC: Maida
Armastas: We have an old woman with us, and we'll need to get her to a friend's house for now.
CrazyMLC: and other things
Armastas: ((When we unload her, don't show her face))
Phero: ((How do you do stuff like what Amastas did back there))
Grimgost: ((I thought we dropped her off down the river !?!?))\
Armastas: ((Type /emote before you talk))
CrazyMLC: no
Phero: ((ah))
CrazyMLC: she stayed with you
* Grimgost what now
Armastas: ((Alright, guys, we're gonna take Maida to Selena's, and explain the situation to her.))
CrazyMLC: wait up
CrazyMLC: you take all of your belongings out
* Armastas Gets Maida, and tells her to follow him and hide her face.
CrazyMLC: and take midna out
Armastas: Midna?
CrazyMLC: and the guard casts a curious glance
Armastas: Twilight Princess?
CrazyMLC: maida
Armastas: Link?
Grimgost: She, ah, is sick
CrazyMLC: similar names
Grimgost: It's very contagious
Armastas: We were gonna take her to a doctor, but we had to return the boat.
CrazyMLC: The guard glances await
CrazyMLC: nonetheless...
Armastas: She's in no immediate danger, though.
CrazyMLC: lets roll her concealment
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 38
CrazyMLC: not too shabby
Armastas: We'll just get some other transportation.
Phero: ((Crazy, tell me when I'm about to get on the boat))
CrazyMLC: guards's perception...
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 56
Armastas: ((We don't have a boat anymore))
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: the guard didn't notice anything
Grimgost: ((pay attention warguy))
Armastas: Ok, we head to Selena's house.
Mr. Landzaat: Yes, she seem rather sick.
Phero: ((sorry))
guard: Hopefully she gets well soon, mate.
Grimgost: (( is leprsoy a disease here?))
CrazyMLC: No
CrazyMLC: Bloody flux...
CrazyMLC: galloping trots...
Armastas: Aye, and a good day to ya, gents.
Grimgost: ((O_O
Mr. Landzaat: Guard, I think we have this all sorted out now.
Mr. Landzaat: Thank you.
Armastas: ((Wow, I'd say I'm doing well so far.))
guard: Well, thank you.
Vereus: Yes, I am paying attention, thankyou))
guard: Just doing my duty.
Grimgost: ((Bloody flux... Galloping Trots? Is that diareha?))
* guard walks off.
Armastas: On to Selena's, then.
Mr. Landzaat: Did anything happen in your possession?
Mr. Landzaat: any damages?
Armastas: To the boat?
Armastas: No, sir.
Mr. Landzaat: of course
Mr. Landzaat: ah, brilliant
Armastas: YEr lucky, though.
Mr. Landzaat: the wood looks a little scuffed, but good nonetheless.
Armastas: If we'd learned it was stolen a day later, we'd have painted it.
Armastas: Fortune was with us.
Mr. Landzaat: Aye!
Mr. Landzaat: That would have been unfortunate.
Mr. Landzaat: Again, thank you all.
Armastas: Now, I'm sorry ta have troubled you, I gotta be on my way.
* Grimgost gives Armastas a small round of applause for his performance on the way to Selena's
Armastas: Your hat, Grimgost?
Mr. Landzaat: bye.
Grimgost: Aye!
* Armastas gives Grimgost his hat.
Mr. Landzaat: By the way, what a nice hat!
Vereus: Goodbye.
* Grimgost takes his hat back
Phero: (Can I come in yet)
Mr. Landzaat: It reminds me of my wife's ha.....
Armastas: ((Meet us at Selena's, Phero.))
CrazyMLC: no just kidding
Armastas: ((Oh crap,))
Grimgost: ((LEG IT))
Phero: ((Okay.))
CrazyMLC: Phero, chime in any time now
Phero: ((OH NO, START HAULIN BUNS))
CrazyMLC: you saw that all go down.
CrazyMLC: want to follow them?
Armastas: Seeing Selena's gonna be odd.
Armastas: My character was a total douche to her before.
* Phero follows Armastas to Selena's.
CrazyMLC: are you clearly following with him, or are you trailing him?
Phero: Excuse me, Are you Armastas?
CrazyMLC: You're not sure this is the band of adventurers she was talking about
Armastas: Aye, I am Armastas.
CrazyMLC: No, wait
Armastas: And who're ye?
Phero: My name is Phero.
Armastas: Phero, huh?
Phero: Yes. I would like to join you Band of Adventureers.
CrazyMLC: back up
Armastas: Whoa, wait.
Phero: Gah, fine
Armastas: We cannae just take anyone.
CrazyMLC: Phero
CrazyMLC: you were contacted by Selena
Phero: Back up, the big boss said so
CrazyMLC: the same people who hired them
CrazyMLC: also
CrazyMLC: make me an int check
Phero: int check?
Phero: what's that
CrazyMLC: 1d100
Armastas: 1d100
Vereus: scheisze))
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 29
CrazyMLC: roll under your in stat
CrazyMLC: you do it
Vereus: i have to go by 9
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 7
Grimgost: ((uh, MLC? All of your diseases are just diarrhea.))
CrazyMLC: you follow them well
Armastas: THATS ONLY 15 MINUTES, 3POK!
CrazyMLC: you don't mix them up or anything
CrazyMLC: ok, continue
Phero: okay
Armastas: So...we're at Selena's?
Phero: I see how you cannot take Anyone. It would take skill and Such.
CrazyMLC: no, he intercepted you
CrazyMLC: as you were leaving
CrazyMLC: Also, Phero, you do not need to ask to join
Vereus: Stop using that atrocious color, warguy.
Armastas: Not skill, we kin take any level of skill.
CrazyMLC: Selena hired you to join them
CrazyMLC: so you're already a part of the team
CrazyMLC: they just don't know you yet
Phero: Oh okay
Armastas: But we cannae just let some random vagrant inta our inner group.
Phero: Rewind to when I joined you guys, like right when I intercepted you
Phero: I was confused
Armastas: How da we know yer not gonna kill us all in our sleep?
Phero: Rewind
Phero: Meh, nvm
Phero: Anyway
CrazyMLC: Phero, as you succeeded your in check
CrazyMLC: you might want to just loosely follow them
Phero: okay
CrazyMLC: so that you know where they are going
CrazyMLC: but that you do not intrude
Phero: Kay then.
CrazyMLC: ok
Phero: Okay epic rewind
Phero: *tape sound*
CrazyMLC: Ben, as you walk to Selena's house
CrazyMLC: make me a perception check
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 12
Armastas: God damn.
CrazyMLC: success
CrazyMLC: undoubtedly
Armastas: I am just an unstoppable machine.
CrazyMLC: Some.. guy is following you
CrazyMLC: loosely
Armastas: I AM AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF POWER!
CrazyMLC: you look back, he's there
Armastas: I ignore him, and keep walking.
Grimgost: Eh? Something up?
CrazyMLC: ten minute later, after turning some corners, he's still there
Armastas: And nod to Grimgost to be ready for combat
CrazyMLC: same distance
Armastas: Keep walking for a few minutes.
Armastas: Go into a deserted alley.
CrazyMLC: It's starting to get dark as you approach the district of her house
CrazyMLC: and the path leads into a deserted alley way
Grimgost: ((Don't lead him to Selena's house
Armastas: Draw my hammer, and whirl to face the follower.
CrazyMLC: Phero: they head into an alley way.
CrazyMLC: you can't see them
Grimgost: Draw Hammar as well
CrazyMLC: but they are close to Selena's house, so they must be going there.
Grimgost: Blood and Glory!
Phero: ((What am I doing here? They're bound to attack me, but they're going to Selena's. What to do...))
CrazyMLC: Phero
Armastas: ((You could talk to us))
CrazyMLC: roleplay
CrazyMLC: you have no idea
CrazyMLC: that they suspect you
CrazyMLC: or that they saw you.
Phero: fine
CrazyMLC: Actually
CrazyMLC: wow
Grimgost: oh wait
CrazyMLC: make me an Ag check
Grimgost: the stranger following us was Phero?
CrazyMLC: you have the shadowing skill
Grimgost: uh
Armastas: Yes it was.
CrazyMLC: so you might avoid some of this
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 84
Grimgost: continue with the beatings
Armastas: I'm roleplaying.
CrazyMLC: FAIL
Phero: ASS
Armastas: My character isn't aware of who he is.
Grimgost: HEY
Armastas: I just see some tool following me.
CrazyMLC: Ben, he loks like he's trying to avoid your gaze
CrazyMLC: but he's failing miserably
Grimgost: I was told to prepare for a battle
Armastas: Ok, so we're in an allet with hammers.
Armastas: Yes, grimgost, it's ROLEPLAY
Grimgost: I am very prepared at the moment, with battle cry and everything
CrazyMLC: Phero
CrazyMLC: another chance
CrazyMLC: into check
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 80
CrazyMLC: perception
CrazyMLC: aww
Phero: (DAMN IT)
CrazyMLC: they haven't noticed you at all
CrazyMLC: you're sure
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: alley way
Phero: (I need to stop failing today :c)
Armastas: Does he turn the corner to follow us?
CrazyMLC: we'll see
Grimgost: Armastas needs to stop WINNING!
CrazyMLC: if he does I'm sure you're there to ambush him asn ask what he's doing
Armastas: Yep.
CrazyMLC: Phero?
CrazyMLC: What do you do?
Phero: Yes?
Phero: Hummm
CrazyMLC: Alley way
Armastas: We're not just gonna smack him
CrazyMLC: deserted
CrazyMLC: do you enter?
Phero: Yes.
Vereus: Y
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: immediately
Vereus: 8 minutes
Armastas: Okay, grimgost, talk to him.
Vereus: I was up all night last night
Armastas: Your turn in the spotlight.
CrazyMLC: a dwarf has his hammer drawn
Vereus: monitoring my brother's moronic friends
Grimgost: nothx
CrazyMLC: go guys
Vereus: so
Grimgost: >_>
Vereus: ja
CrazyMLC: work it out
Armastas: meh
Grimgost: talk is not my strong suit
Armastas: I say to him, in a hush but tense voice.
Armastas: "Who are you, and why are you following us?"
CrazyMLC: There aren't many people on the street
Armastas: I know.
CrazyMLC: if any
Armastas: It's for dramatic effect.
Phero: I'm Phero. I'm following you to see if you're the right adventurers.
Armastas: I don't like that answer.
Phero: Really?
Grimgost: (( did we meet him back near the docks?
Armastas: Why are you really following us?
CrazyMLC: right adventureers to kill, eh?
Phero: Selena hired me to join your group.
Armastas: ...
Phero: Just making sure I have the right people.
CrazyMLC: The old man hired me!
CrazyMLC: I'm here to kill you!
Armastas: I nod to Grimgost, but stay ready to attack if he does anything hostile.
CrazyMLC: He knows you weren't just spittin'!
Phero: (MLC, What)
Armastas: MLC...
Armastas: Alright, prove it.
CrazyMLC: I'm acting as the voice of paranoia
CrazyMLC: XD
Armastas: If Selena DID send you, what're we gonna work together for?
Phero: (MLC, what 2 say)
Phero: (idk :c)
CrazyMLC: (to find out about sigmar reborn)
CrazyMLC: (to investigate)
Phero: To investigate.
Armastas: ...
Armastas: ((Could i knock him out without killing him?))
Grimgost: ((probably))
CrazyMLC: do you have strike to stun?
Armastas: ((I really don't wanna cripple or kill him))
Armastas: ((Nah, but I have a hammer))
CrazyMLC: no strike to stun
Phero: ((Then you can't ))
CrazyMLC: you can hit him and knock him down to 0
Grimgost: ((what if he bashes him over the head with the handle?))
CrazyMLC: he'll be unconcious
Armastas: ...that would kill him.
CrazyMLC: sure, I'll just let you do it
CrazyMLC: this is a non-combat situation, so ok.
Armastas: Okay, I knock him out, then lift him over my shoulder.
Armastas: Well then, we'll take him ta Selena.
CrazyMLC: 1d100
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 53
* Phero dreams of visions while knocked out, visions involve dengerous violence, and me dieing
CrazyMLC: phero, what do you do?
CrazyMLC: Play dead?
Phero: *dangerous
Phero: Uhhh
Armastas: You aren't knocked out.
CrazyMLC: He doesn't knock you out
Phero: Yes play dead
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: you slump to the floor
CrazyMLC: Fel check
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 5
CrazyMLC: to see if they believe you
Armastas: Ok, we'll take him ta Selena.
Grimgost: nice
Phero: YES!
CrazyMLC: LOL YES
CrazyMLC: PLAY DEAD REX!
CrazyMLC: PLAY DEAD!
CrazyMLC: Armastas: hes dead
Phero:
Armastas: Selena kin tell us if he's really gonna work with us.
CrazyMLC: no
CrazyMLC: out cold, sorry
CrazyMLC: Armastas: he's out cold, maybe even dead. He seems to be breathing though.
Armastas: So I carry him the rest of the way to Selena's house.
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: you meet with selena
Vereus: K
Vereus: got to go
Vereus: sorry
Vereus is disconnected.
Phero: AW DAMN IT
CrazyMLC: bye 3pok
Armastas: This is a decent stopping point.
Grimgost: MLC
CrazyMLC: we've only played an hour
Phero: is 3pok really needed to continue
Armastas: Really?
CrazyMLC: he wasn't doing much anyway
Armastas: Huh.
Armastas: We'll keep going, then.
Phero: okay then
Armastas: Me and Grimgost are the main attraction.
Phero: Yes, very
Franz Kepf: This is Ms. Reiva's establishment.
Franz Kepf: How do you do?
Armastas: hell yeah, /dwarf-five
Armastas: I'm well, you?
* Grimgost dwarf fives
Franz Kepf: why are you here?
Franz Kepf: Ah!
Armastas: We have urgent news for Selena, regarding our investigation.
Franz Kepf: Yes
Franz Kepf: you're those people Selena hired.
Franz Kepf: ms. Reiva*
Grimgost: And to inquire about this fellow here.
Franz Kepf: Him?
Armastas: Aye.
Franz Kepf: You killed him!?
Armastas: Caught him followin us.
Franz Kepf: You killed Phero?!
Armastas: He isn't dead.
Franz Kepf: oh.
Grimgost: We did?
Franz Kepf: He isn't?
Armastas: Just knocked out.
Grimgost: Not on purpose if we did.
* Franz Kepf poke him
Franz Kepf: ah, yes, I see.
Franz Kepf: Yes, Selena hired him.
Armastas: Ah, I see.
CrazyMLC: Phero, do you stop playing dead, orrrr?
* Armastas sets down Phero.
Armastas: ((on a couch or something))
Phero: Stop laying dead and act like I just woke up from being knocked out
Phero: *playing
CrazyMLC: Maida goes to heal you
Armastas: Speak of the devil.
CrazyMLC: and then notices that you're fully concious
CrazyMLC: and you get up
Grimgost: ((Feeling jealous, Armastas?))
Phero: Ugh... What happened...
Armastas: We need to see Selena...Franz, was it?
Franz Kepf: Hah!
Franz Kepf: What great work you did!
Franz Kepf: If he WASN'T hired by Ms. Reiva...
Franz Kepf: He'd be spying on your conversation by now.
Armastas: ...we'd have killed him.
Franz Kepf: perhaps.
Franz Kepf: Perhaps not.
Grimgost: If he wasn't, we could kill him easily.
Franz Kepf: Either way, since you seem perfectly well, follow me.
Grimgost: And that would be the end of the problem.
Phero: Ow... Oh, are we at Selena's?
* Franz Kepf walks down the hallway
Armastas: Aye, and it seems ye weren't lying
CrazyMLC: yes
* Armastas follows Franz
* Phero follows the crew
Armastas: We'll tel Selena everything.
Phero: I bet.
Armastas: We should be able to leave Maida here for a while.
CrazyMLC: We'll skip the waiting...
CrazyMLC: hmm
CrazyMLC: I need a selena
Phero: Why not you be Selena
CrazyMLC: Hrmph
Armastas: Make her Epic Win Raccoon.
Grimgost: why do you have a random dwarf
Selena: Ah, yes. I see...
Selena: So
Armastas: ((Did we already explain things to her?))
Selena: This Sigmar reborn
Phero: (slow typer is slow)
Selena: is a mutant?
Armastas: Aye.
Selena: Are you sure?
Armastas: And the 'witch' captured in town was the only one we've seen who could resist him.
Armastas: Aye.
Selena: Do you have any evidence?
Armastas: We have the witch, right here.
Selena: It;s her word against the whole crusade's.
Armastas: But she has our word, as well.
Selena: Of course, you couldn't convince THEM anyway by the sound of it.
Selena: Yes, she seems like a reasonable person.
Selena: She can stay here.
Armastas: My thanks, Selena.
Selena: I'll disguise her as a servant.
Grimgost: Good.
Grimgost: Wait, who was it she said we needed to see?
Maida Widmann: Thank you, Ms. Reiva.
CrazyMLC: ummmm
CrazyMLC: opening up the campaign book...
CrazyMLC: Osric
CrazyMLC: Osric the witch hunter.
Maida Widmann: Now, go talk to Osric...
Maida Widmann: And come back if you need any healing...
Maida Widmann: I'll be glad to help..
Armastas: Aye, good fortune, Maida.
Maida Widmann: But just remember, you can always go to the temple of Shallya.
Grimgost: Thank ye, we'll be back soon hopefully.
Maida Widmann: They'll be glad to heal you.
Maida Widmann: thank you, and goodbye.
CrazyMLC: she walks out
CrazyMLC: and franz walks her to servant quarters to be dressed in proper attire.
Selena: So.
Armastas: Ah, wait
Selena: You're going to find this Osric fellow, correct?
Armastas: Aye
Armastas: As ye've noticed, we dunnae have Dietmar with us.
Selena: He must know where the child came from.
Grimgost: He appears to have been arrested.
Selena: Ah, yes!
Selena: I heard you all stole a boat.
Phero: (Armastas gets to talk all the fuck he wants :c wish we had a litttle bit of spotlight too
Armastas: He was arrested fer stealing a boat.
Selena: well, more deduced.
Grimgost: Weeeeelll...
Grimgost: Dietmar "sold" us a "stolen" boat...
Selena: And Panda took the blame?
Armastas: Panda?
Armastas: Who's that?
Selena: ahem
Selena: Dietmar took the blame?
Grimgost: As I said, Dietmar "sold" us a "stolen" boat
Armastas: Aye, but we didnat have a choice.
Grimgost: and we returned it to the rightful owner.
Selena: Ah, yes, I see...
Armastas: We wouldn't have been able to return otherwise.
Selena: Don't go stealing boats now.
Armastas: For obvious reasons.
Phero: (I want to talk damn it)
Armastas: We'll try to avoid it.
Selena: I might be able to bail you all out next time
Selena: which I might have to do for Dietmar.
Armastas: Now then, this Phero character...
Selena: Yes.
Armastas: Who is he?
Selena: Dietmar was put in jail a few days ago.
Selena: and, naturally, I heard about it.
Selena: him being one of my corrospondants.
Selena: as I had hired him.
Selena: The Black Hats even came to question me.
Selena: Nothing happened, though.
Armastas: Apologies.
Selena: No issue.
Selena: But I accept.
Selena: Now.
Selena: I'm paying you to investigate.
Selena: So, go ahead.
Selena: do what you've been doing
Selena: as you seem so good at it.
Armastas: Aye, it's why ye hired us.
Grimgost: Heh.
Selena: Here's 25 of your 200 salary.
Armastas: Thank ye.
Grimgost: ((OOH! MONIES))
Grimgost: ((Wait, thats 25 crowns, right?))
Armastas: ((34 Crowns, now?))
Selena: yes
Phero: ((Yes))
Armastas: ((Sweet.))
Selena: Go on, now.
Armastas: ((I have 34 crowns))
Phero: ((crownscrownscrowns ))
Selena: If you want you can sleep in my house.
Selena: but you have money
Armastas: Aye, that'd be nice.
Selena: hm..
Armastas: If ye dunnae mind our intrusion.
Selena: alright.
Selena: Go to ther servant's quarters.
Selena: I'll have food made to feed all of you.
Grimgost: (( Ben, did you count the crown that the boat guy gave us?))
Armastas: ((Yes I did.))
Armastas: Thank ya.
Phero: Type right for once, Selena, A.K.A MLC.
Grimgost: ((oh ok. Then I have 35.))
Phero: ((I didn't say that out loud))
Selena: It's about time that my servants got a reward.
Selena: and you all deserve some rest.
Armastas: Thank you.
Armastas: ((Hrmm...))
Phero: Lol
Selena: but having to bail people out of jail is not a nice thing yto have to do.
Grimgost: ((Oh jesus. Fix that crap.))
Selena: it isn't cheap.
Armastas: ((I get the feeling she isn't my #1 Fan))
* Selena glares at Armastas.
Phero: ((I can't oh shit))
Armastas: (jokingly) So let him rot! Ah ha ha!
Grimgost: ((Well, after the sexual harrassment, I can't say that this helps..))
Armastas: ((Yeah, I know))
Phero: ((thank you))
Selena: Now, go.
Armastas: Good night to you, lady.
Selena: Franz will show you there.
Phero: Good night, Selena.
Selena: I'll get Deitmar out of jail.
* Armastas bows cordially
Selena: this is his get out of jail free acrd right here.
* Phero bows along
* Grimgost bows his head only
* Selena waves a sack of gold crowns.
Armastas: That's not exactly free, eh?
Selena: and it's the only one he gets.
* Armastas laughs
Phero: Holy mother of Nazi's.
CrazyMLC: there are like 25 gold crown in there
Grimgost: So how much will it set him back, eh?
CrazyMLC: it's his payment
Phero: oic
Selena: From his salary, of course.
Selena: Perhaps I can spare some coins.
Grimgost: Ahahaha! Ah, I'd luv to see his face... Ah, well. Another day.
Armastas: I feel obligated to chip in for it.
Armastas: I did get him sent to jail
Selena: Now, leave, I have business to attend to.
Grimgost: ((Don't.))
Grimgost: (( HE DESERVES IT FOR BEING PANDA))
Armastas: ((Shhh, I'm trying to get Selena to sleep with me.))
* Selena glares at Armastas.
Phero: ((holy fuck how long have we played))
Armastas: ((She didn't hear that ooc chat))
CrazyMLC: one hour 20 minutes
CrazyMLC: She's a DM npc
Phero: that's quite long and not long Lol
Grimgost: ((Wow.))
CrazyMLC: she hears all
Armastas: ((GEE, SELEAN SURE IS A NICE PERSOn, AND PRETTY TOOO!))
* CrazyMLC glares at Armastas.
Armastas: ((GEE, SELENA SURE IS A NICE PERSOn, AND PRETTY TOOO!))
CrazyMLC: (in and out of character)
* CrazyMLC glares at Armastas.
CrazyMLC: (in and out of character)
CrazyMLC: You all leave, right?
Phero: ((BURPLE NURPLES!!!))
Phero: ((BURPLE NURPLES!!!))
Phero: ((BURPLE NURPLES!!!))
Armastas: ((OH GOD SHE'S LOOKING INTO MY SOUL!!!))
CrazyMLC: you all explode
Phero: ((WEEGEE WANTS MORE RED COINS NAO))
CrazyMLC: in a blazing fire
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 100
Armastas: NOO
CrazyMLC: because Selena is actually god.
Phero: NOOOOOO
Armastas: I FAILED MY "NOT GET KILLED BY FIRE" SAVE!
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 52
Phero: GAH ME TOO
Phero: AHHHH
Gae'lohg: HOW DARE YOU TRY AND SLEEP WITH MEEEE
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 71
Armastas: FFFUUUU
Gae'lohg: ARRRRGH
Gae'lohg: >
Grimgost: IT BURNS
Armastas: YOU WERE HOT!
Phero: FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Armastas: AUGH!
Phero: THAT SUCKS
Grimgost: HOT LIKE LAVA
Phero: AHH
Grimgost: AGHAGRHAGJHJHKCJKA
Gae'lohg: DIEEEEE
Phero: RUN
Grimgost: I ACCIDENTALLY THE WORLD
Phero: RUNNNN
CrazyMLC: Ok.
CrazyMLC: back to seriousness
Phero: SAY NOTHING, RUN LIKE HELL
Armastas: SAVE ME, GRIMGOST'S HAT!
Armastas: Wait, that wasn't real?
CrazyMLC: you're outside of her office, and franz is trying to lead you to the servant's quarters
* Grimgost 's hat flies away to safety
Armastas: Oh thank God.
CrazyMLC: lol hyper
Phero: Thank god that did't really happen
* Armastas follows Franz
Phero: *didn't
Grimgost: >_>
Grimgost: My hat has learned well.
Armastas: How to fly?
Armastas: Quite.
CrazyMLC: your hat is sentient
Phero: Yes
Grimgost: Self Preservation as well.
Phero: Quite much.
CrazyMLC: its like a super-fedora
Grimgost: :3
Phero: FEDORA'S EXIST IN THIS TIME?
Phero: LOLWUT
Grimgost: FEDORA OF THE GODS
Armastas: No.
CrazyMLC: so, you head into the servant's quarters
Armastas: That's part of what makes it magical.
CrazyMLC: it looks like a prison bedroom
Phero: Anyway, back to realism
CrazyMLC: with the room full of bunk beds
Armastas: So...Selena hates us?
CrazyMLC: not really
CrazyMLC: it's free
Phero:
CrazyMLC: and it isn't THAT bad
CrazyMLC: better than some of the inns you've seen
Armastas: Oh, okay.
Phero: Kay
Armastas: I thought you said it was like a prison.
CrazyMLC: the walls are painted a nice off-white.
CrazyMLC: and the wooden door looks nice for a servant's quarters
Grimgost: SHE DOESN'T INTEND TO LET US LEAVE
* Phero yawns in the nice fresh air of the window
Grimgost: ITS A PRISON
CrazyMLC: there are 5 bunk beds on the opposite wall
Armastas: DO A BARREL ROLL!
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 8
CrazyMLC: YES
Phero: B-B-BARREL ROLL
CrazyMLC: you do it
CrazyMLC: hyper cartwheels around the room
Phero: Okay, back to realism
Armastas: We weren't joking.
Phero: Oh...
Grimgost:
Armastas: He actually cartwheeled.
CrazyMLC: Maida is laying down when you walk in.
Armastas: Nice roll, Grimgost, ya clown.
CrazyMLC: and Franz sits on a bed.
Grimgost: Ye're just jealous.
Franz Kepf: Wow, a dwarf doing carwheels.
* Grimgost stops cartwheeling
Franz Kepf: That's a sight.
Phero: Well, would you guys like to know some more about me?
Armastas: I could've kept yer hat.
Armastas: Alright, Phero.
Phero: It turns out that I'm a bounty hunter, actually.
CrazyMLC: a gymnastics speedo appears on Grimgost
Armastas: ell oh ell.
Phero: Uhh... Okay that's weir
Phero: *weird
Armastas: he's a clothing conjuring mutant.
CrazyMLC: LOL
Phero: LOLWUT
CrazyMLC: SPEEDO SAILOR!
Armastas: A gay sailor?
Phero: Back to reality
Armastas: UNHEARD OF!
Phero: Nao
Grimgost: O_o
Grimgost: Uh
CrazyMLC: THE MOST DEVILISH OF ALL MUTANTS
Grimgost: PELVIC THRUST
Phero: GUYS STOP
Grimgost: PEW PEW PEW
Phero: BACK TO THE RP
CrazyMLC: stop stop
Armastas: EYE BLEEDING
CrazyMLC: actually, leg warmers appear
Phero: stopstopstopstop
CrazyMLC: under his clothes
CrazyMLC: so nobody but him notices
Phero: Nice
Grimgost: I have never heard of a more mystical dwarf than me. Ever.
Grimgost: I mean seriously.
CrazyMLC: Maida sits up and waits for the food.
Phero: I'm trying to sleep.
Armastas: Hello, Maida.
Franz Kepf: The Chefs should be cooking right now.
Armastas: Ye didnae get yer food, Phero.
Franz Kepf: It could come any moment.
Phero: Yes, that's true.
* Phero sits up in his bottom bunk
Armastas: I CALL BOTTOM BONK!
CrazyMLC: There are a few servants
Phero: TOO LATE I HAZ EET
CrazyMLC: on the beds
CrazyMLC: Armastas
CrazyMLC: as you hop onto a bunk it moans in despair.
Armastas: ...
Grimgost: T_ l
Grimgost: I'll just be over here, on this other bed.
Fritz: Owwww
Armastas: Moaning beds?
Fritz: you layed on me....
Grimgost: Hawt.
Armastas: OH!
* Armastas jumps up
CrazyMLC: Grim, you're pushed off of the bed.
Armastas: Sorry!
Grimgost: ACK
CrazyMLC: oh
Armastas: You're invisible...like a ninja...
CrazyMLC: Armastas*
Armastas: AND ELVEN NINJA
Armastas: AN ELVEN NINJA
CrazyMLC: He's a halfling.
CrazyMLC: nothing like a ninja
CrazyMLC: hes fat
CrazyMLC: hairy
Grimgost: I'll half his lings!
Armastas: O.o
Armastas: NO GHEY MIDGET SECKS
CrazyMLC: giant feet
Phero: NONONON
Phero: NO GAY SECKS
CrazyMLC: you can't believe you didn't notice him before.
Armastas: NO GHEY MIDGET SECKS
Phero: GET OFF OF HIS ASS
Armastas: NO GHEY MIDGET SECKS
Phero: NO GAY SECKS
Phero: NO GAY SECKS
Phero: NO GAY SECKS
Phero: GET OFF OF HIM
Armastas: ess tee eff you
Phero: ACK
CrazyMLC: stop
Grimgost: chill
CrazyMLC: Armastas has already been pushed off of the bed.
Armastas: Sorry lad.
Fritz: uuuuuugh.
Grimgost: Are you alright?
Phero: You alright, man?
CrazyMLC: He looks like a chubby, hairy, big-footed child.
Fritz: Yes...
Phero: Lol that looks funny in my mind
Fritz: I'm alright...
Armastas: Children: Nature's Ninjas.
Phero: Exactly, Armastas.
Fritz: uuuuugh
CrazyMLC: Halflings are usually very jolly
CrazyMLC: especially when they hear food is coming.
Armastas: ...not if they have to work for Selena all day.
Fritz: I've been laying here all day....
Phero: Aww, halfing just wants gay seckz
Fritz: settling in....
Phero:
Grimgost: warguy, drop it.
Armastas: ...?
Phero: Fine
Armastas: See? WARGAY!?!?!?
CrazyMLC:
Grimgost: I brought that up before already
Phero: It was a joke
Phero: God
CrazyMLC: lol
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: he seems just... depressed.
Phero: He wants fewd
Franz Kepf: Don't worry guys, he's always like that.
Phero: Hey, the chefs should be heere any minute.
Phero: *here
Franz Kepf: must've been dropped on his head at birth or something.
Armastas: Ah.
Phero: I bet.
CrazyMLC: The chefs arrive
CrazyMLC: and place a table
Phero: Mm, that smells Good
CrazyMLC: they place pillows for you all to sit on
CrazyMLC: and dish out the food
Armastas: Classy.
CrazyMLC: they have sweet and tangy BBQ chicken
CrazyMLC: Soup
Grimgost: Ah! It looks delicious.
Phero: yes, very classy
Phero: MMM
Phero: Chciken
CrazyMLC: Steak
* Grimgost OM NOM NOM
Phero: *chicken
Phero: STEAK!?
CrazyMLC: and sausages.
* Grimgost inhales half the food before you know it
CrazyMLC: lots
* Phero eats all the chicken and steak
CrazyMLC: and lots
* Armastas NOM NOM NOM
CrazyMLC: of sausages.
Phero: Gulp
* Phero eats all of the sausages
Grimgost: HEROEING IS HUGNRY BUSINESS
Phero: mmm, I am Starving since the last time I ate.
* Grimgost eats any and all potatoes
* Armastas eats his share, and thansk the chef
Franz Kepf: Fritz... food is here.
Franz Kepf: AND ITS TASTY!
Fritz: uuuugh...
Grimgost: DAMN STRAIGHT IT IS!
* Grimgost continues nomming
Phero: He must be lazy
CrazyMLC: Fritz sits down and reluctantly starts to eat
* Phero stuffs self
CrazyMLC: Maida just lays down.
* Phero pulls a golden crown out of his mouth
Maida Widmann: I feel... sleepy.
Armastas: Maida?
Phero: How did this get in there?
Maida Widmann: I'm just going to rest...
Armastas: Ye need ta eat.
Maida Widmann: Alright?
Maida Widmann: No, I'm fine...
Armastas: ...
Phero: Hmmm...
Phero: Something's wrong with him.
Maida Widmann: I've been through a lot...
Armastas: I dunnae take no fer an answer, jus ask my girlfriends.
Maida Widmann: I just want to sleep, now.
Armastas: ((BAM))
Grimgost: At least eat something, you need to keep your strenght up.
Maida Widmann: hmm...
Armastas: ((MLC is trying to kill her off)
Grimgost: Here, just some bread if nothing else.
Armastas: ((She won't eat, and die in her sleep))
CrazyMLC: she gets up and starts to have some soup and wine.
Phero: Maida is a she?
Phero: Wut
CrazyMLC: (There's wine, milk, and water.)
* Grimgost facepalms
CrazyMLC: SHE
Phero: AW NO
Phero: I think I hit the power button
Phero: Oh wait I didn't
Grimgost: ahahahaha
Phero: good
Phero: Carry on
CrazyMLC: ...
CrazyMLC: she eats.
Franz Kepf: She doesn't look too good, you know..
Phero: I agree...
CrazyMLC: Franz whispers to you.
Armastas: That's why she's gotta eat.
Grimgost: Mmm.
Armastas: ((SEEE!!!!?!? MLC IS GONNA KILL OFF MAIDA!!!!))
Maida Widmann: Don't worry about me, boys...
Maida Widmann: I'm fine...
Armastas: ((WE CAN'T ALLOW THAT!!!))
Grimgost: Bull.
CrazyMLC: PS guys
Grimgost: You spent god knows how long in that cage.
CrazyMLC: shes like 65 or something
Phero: 65?
CrazyMLC: which is damn old for someone in this time.
Phero: holy shit
Grimgost: We'll worry all we want
Phero: she could be dieing
Armastas: MLC, I can't forgive you if you kill her off.
CrazyMLC: probably more like 42.
Grimgost: ((65? Major turn off))
Phero: if you kill her off then we will all die
Phero: :c
Maida Widmann: Don't worry, children...
Maida Widmann: Shallya will bless us all...
Grimgost: ((I am suddenly less inclined to care about maida))
Armastas: Dude, don't kill off maida!!!
Armastas: NNUUUUUU
CrazyMLC: I wont, I ownt
CrazyMLC: chill
Armastas: Ok, I think it's a good time to stop.
Grimgost: HI ALL
CrazyMLC: Well, wait.
Grimgost: THESE ARE LOGS
CrazyMLC: more to do.
Phero: back
Franz Kepf: MMMM
Franz Kepf: Thats some good food!
Franz Kepf: ahhhh!
Armastas: I agree!
Phero: Me too.
Grimgost: Ahh, aye!
Phero: *burp*
Fritz: Hmmm....
Phero: Excuse me
Grimgost: Compliments to the chef!
Fritz: Good... I guess....
Grimgost: ((ARG I MISS MY BED ;__)
Armastas:
Grimgost: no
Grimgost: not
chef: Thank you, all.
Grimgost: Q_Q
chef: it was no problem.
Armastas: ...elven chef?
Armastas: o you happen to be a ninja?
Grimgost: CHEF BOYARDEE
CrazyMLC: No
Armastas: Do you happen to be a ninja?
CrazyMLC: Hes Human
Phero: CHEF GUSTEAU
chef: No, sir...
chef: I'm merely Selena's chef.
Armastas: Ah, alright.
Phero: I doubt that.
Phero: You're probably lying to us.
Phero: Did you poison the food?
Grimgost: Only 1 way to find out!
CrazyMLC: LIE SENSE CHECK!
CrazyMLC:
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 27
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 82
Grimgost: FFFFFFFFFFFFF
Phero: DO I WIN
CrazyMLC: phero succeeds
Phero: YAS!
Grimgost: THE DICE ARE TRYING TO KILL ME I SWEAR TO GOD
CrazyMLC: Phero: he;s telling the truth.
Phero: HE R NINJER
Phero: Waitwhat
Grimgost: derp
Phero: DAMN IT
Armastas: I SEARCH FOR TRAPS
CrazyMLC: Grim: He's a lying bastard.
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 71
CrazyMLC: Armastas: He's a lying bastard.
Armastas: no..
Armastas: I was searching for traps
Grimgost: I ALSO SEARCH FOR TRAPS AS WELL
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 24
Phero: ME TEW
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 41
Grimgost: BEN
Grimgost: RE-ROLL
CrazyMLC: blue finds no traps
Armastas: You find, oddly enough, a bear trap on your bed.
CrazyMLC: LOL
Phero: what about me
CrazyMLC: don't worry, guys.
Grimgost: Ooh! Souveneir!
CrazyMLC: Phero: you know he isn't a liar.
CrazyMLC: He is surely her chef
Phero: Gah, damn it
CrazyMLC: and only that.
Grimgost: Wait
Phero: OKAY MOVING ON
Grimgost: what if his ability to lie
Grimgost: is so good
Grimgost: that it even fools the rolls
Armastas: !
chef: IM A NINJA
Armastas: DEAR GOD
Phero: Good point
chef: HIIYA
Armastas: FUCK!
Grimgost: SEE
* chef SLICES
Grimgost: ROLL TO DODGE
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 65
Phero: DEAR GOD
Grimgost: FACK
CrazyMLC: hyper dies
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 82
* Armastas delivers a well placed five finger death punch
Phero: FUCK
CrazyMLC: phero dies
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 47
CrazyMLC: maida is assasinated
Armastas: FUCK
Armastas: YOU
Armastas: FATE POINT
CrazyMLC: ben has his hair chopped off
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 38
Armastas: FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH
Grimgost: I AM NOW A GOST
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 12
Phero: GAME OVER
CrazyMLC: lol
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 16
Grimgost: I HAUNT THE CHEF
Phero: ME TOO
CrazyMLC: HES JUST A CHEF GUYS
Armastas: MY PUNCH SUCCEEDS DUE TO FATE POINT
Grimgost: YEAH WELL
Armastas: NINJA IS DEAD
Grimgost: NOW HE'S A POLTER CHEF
Phero: Okay he's just a chef
Phero: REQIND
Armastas: ....
Phero: *rewind
Grimgost: Reqind?
chef: Thank you.
Grimgost: I love when we have fun
Phero: Me too
Armastas: As do I.
* chef leaves the room.
Phero: Wait
CrazyMLC: ?
Phero: FRANZ COULD ALSO BE NINJA
Armastas: O.O
Grimgost: uh
Armastas:
Fritz: HIYA!
Phero: SAME WITH FRITZ
Grimgost: I jsut got
Grimgost: an awesome idea
Phero: SEE
Armastas: No....FRITZ
Grimgost: for a new Roll to Dodge
Phero: FRITZ R NINJER
Armastas: LOOK AT HIM!
Grimgost: seriously
Grimgost: listen
Phero: Fine
Armastas: Call your new RTD: EVERYONE IS A NINJA
Grimgost: It'd be like the one I run
Grimgost: EXACTLY
Grimgost: NO RULES
Grimgost: EVERYTHING IS RETARDED
Phero: YAYAYAY
Grimgost: AND OFF WALLS LIKE CRAZYSAUCE
Armastas: I'D PLAY THAT
Grimgost: SO WOULD I!
Phero: so whatever we say something is is that
Phero: YES
Phero: YES
Phero: YESHER
Grimgost: PELVIC NUKE LAUNCHER
Grimgost: GO
Grimgost: ROLL A 1
Phero: HIIYA
Grimgost: PELVIC CHERRY BOMB
Grimgost: IN YOUR PANTS
Phero: ROLL TO DODGE MY NINJANESS
Fritz: ugh....
Grimgost: CASTRATION IS GO
Grimgost: okay okay
Phero: OKAY FORGET THIS BACK TP THE RP
Fritz: It was alright...
Grimgost: I'm done
Phero: *to
* Fritz lays down.
Franz Kepf: Sleepy time I gues?
* Franz Kepf smiles.
Phero: I guess.
Phero: Wait
Phero: Are you a werewolf?
Franz Kepf: No, look!
* Franz Kepf smiles.
Phero: ROLL TO CHECK
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 72
Franz Kepf: No giant teeth!
Armastas: I'm done for tonight, guise.
Phero: ROLL
Phero: TO
Phero: CHECKKKK
CrazyMLC: he isn't a werewolf.
Armastas: I'm done for tonight, guise.
Armastas: I'm done for tonight, guise.
Armastas: I'm done for tonight, guise.
Phero: Fine
Armastas: I'm done for tonight, guise.
CrazyMLC: lol, ok
Grimgost: ok, gnight
CrazyMLC: you all sleep, right?
Blue Demon is disconnected.
Armastas: Yep
Armastas: Cya, MLC
Armastas: Save yer log
* Phero yawns and sleeps under the covers, with his head on the pillow.
CrazyMLC: wait
CrazyMLC: thankee
CrazyMLC: let me save it
Phero: Kay
CrazyMLC: another 50 exp for you all.
CrazyMLC: nice session, guys.
Phero:
CrazyMLC: bye.
Phero: Bye.
Armastas: Do I get a bonus for badassery>
Phero: until next week
CrazyMLC: you already did
CrazyMLC: 10 exp
Armastas: Alright, mang
Armastas: Cya
CrazyMLC: bye.
Phero: Cya until next time
CrazyMLC: phero gets a bonus 200
Phero: Yay
CrazyMLC: for being new and being 200 exp behind
Phero: Okay
Phero: Bye now
CrazyMLC: lol
CrazyMLC: bye
Phero is disconnected.