dragonxp has connected.
Benpasko has connected.
Benpasko: O hay
Benpasko: Dragon is afk, until I call hi back on AIM
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: we need more than two players
Benpasko: I'm waiting for the others, first
CrazyMLC: I want at the very least 3/5 players
Benpasko: One second.
Benpasko: I just AIM'd Hyper.
Benpasko: I'll get dragon, too.
CrazyMLC: panda is online
Blue Demon has connected.
CrazyMLC: hey hyper
Benpasko: o hay
CrazyMLC: Can't wait to see Foa go berserk
Blue Demon: yay
Blue Demon: heh
Blue Demon: surprises all around, I can guarantee
CrazyMLC: He was going to kill someone either way.
CrazyMLC: *shrug*
Benpasko: Damn, Kelas should stop whining about the mods.
Blue Demon: yeah
CrazyMLC: They pick on him a teeny bit
Vereus has connected.
Blue Demon: saying "I speak for the whole forum"
CrazyMLC: so he over-reacts
Benpasko: If I were a mod, I'd warn him, at least.
CrazyMLC: 3pok!
Blue Demon: is already wrong
CrazyMLC: yay!
Benpasko: I disagree with almost every one of his statements.
Vereus: hello!
Blue Demon: 5/6
Vereus: i'm in the drl irc
Vereus: and shit is happening
Blue Demon: we need a rabid bear
Blue Demon: ?
CrazyMLC: I agree with what he says, its all a bit extreme though.
Vereus: grif on kelas raeghate
Blue Demon: oh snap
Vereus: i can get logs
Vereus: if y'all want
Blue Demon: yes
Vereus: k
CrazyMLC: I have logs, no worries
CrazyMLC: I just haven't posted them yet. X_X
Vereus: of the irc convo?
CrazyMLC: no, of here
CrazyMLC: ohhh
CrazyMLC: on irc
CrazyMLC: isee
CrazyMLC: of grif and kelas. This'll be good.
Blue Demon: pandora, how could you
CrazyMLC: lol
Vereus: will upload to 4shared when theyre done
Vereus: i have quite a few chats open now
Vereus: so distracting
Vereus: plus Carl Sagan's Cosmos
Blue Demon: i need to get caught up on DRL
Benpasko: Dragon is afk.
Blue Demon: I've been away all day
Blue Demon: are
Blue Demon: you
Vereus: kelas is making dramu
Blue Demon: serious
Blue Demon: i saw that
Vereus: check his new thread
Blue Demon: but
Blue Demon: aside from that
Benpasko: He told me to message him on AIM when we were gonna start, but he didn't reply to the ~10 AIM messages I sent him.
CrazyMLC: o_o
CrazyMLC: I think hes playing raqtchet and clank
CrazyMLC: ratchet*
CrazyMLC: brb, I'll message him on the ps3
Vereus: crazymlc
Benpasko: Do so, please.
Vereus: do you know him irl
dragonxp: back
Benpasko: Oh gud.
Vereus: kgood
dragonxp: sorry
Blue Demon: thank god
Blue Demon: MLC
dragonxp: had to clean up backyard
Benpasko: Now you get to live
Blue Demon: come back
Blue Demon: nooooo
Blue Demon: we've lost him
dragonxp: xD
Blue Demon: he's dead
Blue Demon: DRAGON
Blue Demon: LOOK WHAT YOU DID
dragonxp: if onyl i came back 10 secs earlier
Blue Demon: HE WENT BACK FOR YOU
dragonxp: xD
Blue Demon: HE WOULD STILL BE ALIVE
dragonxp: well i'm offline
Blue Demon: You monster.
Benpasko: IT'S ALL UR FAULT!
dragonxp: he'll come back as soon as he notices
Benpasko: NOES!
dragonxp: on ps3
dragonxp: xD
dragonxp: wheres panda
dragonxp: vereus?
Blue Demon: yes
Benpasko: Nah, that's 3POK
Blue Demon: vereus is EPOK
dragonxp: 3POK?
dragonxp: oh
Blue Demon: ya
dragonxp: no panda?
CrazyMLC: I just saw you sign off, dragon
dragonxp: lol
Vereus: would panda type with coherency
dragonxp: saw me?
Benpasko: Hey 3POK, remember that awesome Team Rocket avatar you used to have?
CrazyMLC: lol
Blue Demon: heh
Vereus: uh
CrazyMLC: saw your time
Vereus: not really
Blue Demon: VGCats
Benpasko: ...
Blue Demon: good stuff
Benpasko: It was amazing.
Blue Demon: I had one from the same strip actually
dragonxp: panda isnt here
dragonxp: xD
Benpasko: I need a new Avatar.
Blue Demon: 3POk
dragonxp: sooo
dragonxp: CRAZY
Benpasko: Hrmmm
Vereus: yes?
dragonxp: the map
CrazyMLC: YES?
dragonxp: on
dragonxp: map 1
Blue Demon: let us set ourselves to VGCats pokemon glory
dragonxp: transfer to bg layer
CrazyMLC: lol
Benpasko: What's this 'VGCats'?
CrazyMLC: waaaay too smalll
dragonxp: fricken laggy
CrazyMLC: but ok
Blue Demon: VG Cats
Blue Demon: google it
dragonxp: with soo much
Vereus: woah
dragonxp: tokens
Blue Demon: a webcomic
Benpasko: And how might I jump upon this bandwagon?
Vereus: nice maps
dragonxp: i'll build more after
Blue Demon: go read
dragonxp: esh
dragonxp: i'm the map maker
dragonxp: problem: n access to bg layer.
Blue Demon: this is where our av's came from
dragonxp: no*
Blue Demon: http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=284
Benpasko: I should get a Cyanide and Happiness avatar.
Vereus: Starcraft
Vereus: is the best
Vereus: oh
Vereus: wait
Benpasko: omg minecraft comic.
Vereus: http://tetchist.deviantart.com/ awesome avatar
Vereus: i want a larger version
CrazyMLC: The deed is done.
Benpasko: What deed?
Vereus: dragon is back
CrazyMLC: Yes
CrazyMLC: I see
Blue Demon: kelas was banned?
Blue Demon: oh
Blue Demon: I see
CrazyMLC: Alright
Benpasko: Kelas wasn't banned afaik
CrazyMLC: should be continue without panda?
Benpasko: His status ain't set to banned, from what I see.
Blue Demon: i know
CrazyMLC: Or wait a bit?
Benpasko: ...1 sec
Benpasko: Lemme flip my lucky coin to check.
CrazyMLC: lol
dragonxp: hey crazy
CrazyMLC: ?
Benpasko: He ain't coming.
dragonxp: is thereanyway to allow dm to gve me certain rightsa to bg layer lol
CrazyMLC: Not that I know of
dragonxp: esh
Benpasko: So sayeth the Meowth Pokemon coin.
CrazyMLC: lol
Benpasko: I lost my Aerodactyl.
dragonxp: o.0
Blue Demon: GASP
Blue Demon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CrazyMLC: Man, I can never beat pokemon games
Blue Demon: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Blue Demon: o.
Blue Demon: why
Benpasko: No, I mean COIN!
CrazyMLC: except for pokemon snap
Benpasko: My Aerodactyl COIN
Blue Demon: XD
dragonxp: i remember looking for that bastard underground in pokemon D/P
Blue Demon: ?
Benpasko: Pokemon Double Penetration?
dragonxp: digging for it's godforsaken fossil
Benpasko: wtf are YOU playing!?!?!
CrazyMLC: diamon/pearl
dragonxp: Diamond and pearl
Benpasko: Ohhh
Benpasko: That's much less interesting.
CrazyMLC: yeah...
Benpasko: xD
CrazyMLC: I have diamond
CrazyMLC: same as all the rest
dragonxp: i fricken got liek 20 skulls 15 helixs and 20 root fossils
CrazyMLC: with some 3-d
CrazyMLC: and online crap
Benpasko: You can get multiples of fossils?
Blue Demon: no, where in D/P
CrazyMLC: not much of an improvement
dragonxp: after all that i managed to find 1 old amber
dragonxp: -.-
dragonxp: to my dissapointment
dragonxp: the areodactyl i revived had horrible stats
CrazyMLC: sunburns are starting to blister
Benpasko: ...
dragonxp: not even in the average aerodactyl range for lvl 10
Benpasko: You guys care too much about this EV Training bullshit & such.
CrazyMLC: hopefully they'll be small and sparse.
dragonxp: anyways
CrazyMLC: EV?
CrazyMLC: eh?
dragonxp: can we start yet?
Vereus: http://www.4shared.com/document/n7ZxUg2N/DRL_chatlog.html
Benpasko: Who fucking knows...
Benpasko: I just play Pokemon, and level up the ones I like.
Vereus: when i played pokemon
Blue Demon: IT'S AN AERODACTYL
Blue Demon: IT HAS WINGS
Blue Demon: IT FLIES
CrazyMLC: I just level the firs tone I got up
Blue Demon: IT GOES CAW
Vereus: i only kept the males
Blue Demon: That's all that you should need to know
Benpasko: I never liked Aerodactyl.
CrazyMLC: lol 3pok
Vereus: and the rest i'd dump in a training center
Blue Demon: Typhlosion 4eva
Benpasko: But my Aerodactyl coin was incredily awesome.
Vereus: with the highest level male i had
Benpasko: I mainly used my Mr. Mime
Blue Demon: what is an aerodactyl coin
Benpasko: The Pokemon Card Game
dragonxp: for the pokemon crad game
Blue Demon: oh
dragonxp: yeah
Blue Demon: pffft
dragonxp: hey
dragonxp: hyper
dragonxp: you said
dragonxp: DahkStorm in the post fav mod thread
CrazyMLC: a physical coin, hyper, a physical coin.
dragonxp: was that intentional?
CrazyMLC: OK
CrazyMLC: so
CrazyMLC: It seems Panda is a lost cause.
Vereus: didn't like him anyways
CrazyMLC: Lets get started then, shall we?
dragonxp: if only map making here was as easy as map making in wc3
Blue Demon: Dahkstorms?
Blue Demon: it wasn't at first
dragonxp: lol
CrazyMLC: Everyone remember what happened last game?
Vereus: a requirement for development employment at blizzard is making a scenario in WC3
Blue Demon: yeah
Benpasko: I remember well enough.
Benpasko: We're talking to that nun lady, and she seems a bit off.
CrazyMLC: hired by selena reiva
Benpasko: We have to investigate some tool named Karl.
CrazyMLC: gossiped about boy
dragonxp: really 3pok?
Blue Demon: yeeesss
Benpasko: AND I PANCHED THE SHIT OUTTA A MERCHANT!
Benpasko: HELL YEAH!
Blue Demon: I helped
Blue Demon:
CrazyMLC: found an orphanage where he grew up
Benpasko: Pffttt
Blue Demon: retarded smilies
Benpasko:
Blue Demon: wtf
Blue Demon: see
dragonxp: great
dragonxp: lets see
CrazyMLC: found out his name, Karl.
Blue Demon: that's what I mean by retarded
dragonxp: we have 2 dwarves
Benpasko: ORANGE MOUTH
Vereus: yes dragon
dragonxp: and
Blue Demon:
dragonxp: 1 human and
dragonxp: wait
dragonxp: is 3pok a human?
Benpasko: lol captain gaywad.
dragonxp: lol
CrazyMLC: yes
Vereus: yes
CrazyMLC: counting panda:
dragonxp: 2 humans and 2 dwarves
CrazyMLC: 3 human, 2 dwarves
Vereus: k guys
Vereus: im ready
dragonxp: no coutning panda lol
CrazyMLC: lol
Blue Demon: uh
Blue Demon: no
CrazyMLC: well
dragonxp: hey crazy
dragonxp: have any more detail
Captain Gaywad: I crave man-loving.
dragonxp: about
dragonxp: MarienBurg?
Blue Demon: Ready
CrazyMLC: Its is a port city.
dragonxp: like what buidlings?
dragonxp: i ave a port
dragonxp: dock*
CrazyMLC: it is very ramshackled
dragonxp: thoguh rather small
dragonxp: esh
CrazyMLC: untill you start going north
dragonxp: i need barrels and trash
CrazyMLC: where all the nobles live
CrazyMLC: most of the docks are in the south, called the 'Suidock' if I remember correctly
dragonxp: ima say that thing ontop of marienburg is a noble's house
CrazyMLC: lol
CrazyMLC: there are many levels of buildings
dragonxp: and the docks are south so..
dragonxp: shiznatch
CrazyMLC: and theres is a wretched canal
dragonxp: whoa
CrazyMLC: called the doodcanal
dragonxp: canal..
Blue Demon: AGH
dragonxp: anyway in?
Blue Demon: LET'S GET TO THE AGME
CrazyMLC: where all of the criminals live
Blue Demon: BLARFGFD
Blue Demon: FGDS
Blue Demon: FGDS
dragonxp: crazy
CrazyMLC: Alright!
dragonxp: start the
dragonxp: game
Benpasko: Wait, afk
CrazyMLC: opening up my book....
Blue Demon: oh snap
Benpasko: ...kidding.
Blue Demon: Grif went into Kelas's thread
Vereus: because he was attacking grif
Benpasko:
CrazyMLC: Okay, peeps
Vereus: PURE WHITE TEXT
CrazyMLC: dark colors so we can read
Blue Demon: YOU SUCk
Benpasko:
Benpasko: That ain't a color
Vereus: dark enough?
CrazyMLC: sure, fine
Vereus: k all ready
Benpasko: The little left-facing > doesn't exist in maptools chat.
CrazyMLC: no
Benpasko:
Benpasko: :o :o :o
Vereus: k good?
CrazyMLC: Alright
Benpasko: ...?
Benpasko: >.
Vereus:
Vereus:
Vereus:
Benpasko: :o
CrazyMLC: you're all leaving Sister Lutzen's office, correct?
Benpasko: No
Benpasko: We weren't finished talking.
Vereus: okay all good
Benpasko: And Grimgost was waiting outside.
CrazyMLC: Alright
Blue Demon: yeap
CrazyMLC: What is it?
Benpasko: What is what?
CrazyMLC: I have things to do, you know?
CrazyMLC: You wanted to talk to me more, yes?
Benpasko: ((oh, we're still talking RIGHT NOW?!?!?))
Benpasko: ((Way to NOT WARN US!!!!))
CrazyMLC: haha
Blue Demon: FURIOUSLY STOMPING BOOTS OF BAN
Vereus: lets start
Vereus: lets start
Vereus: lets start
Blue Demon: new fav quote from Grif
CrazyMLC: We're starting
Vereus: Kgood
CrazyMLC: anyone have a nun token?
Vereus: i got nothing
dragonxp: wait
dragonxp: i'll make one
dragonxp: in a jiffy
dragonxp: gimme 30 secs
Blue Demon: boxing nun
Armastas: ((So are we staying around to talk more? I can't remember what I had to say.))
dragonxp: back
CrazyMLC: She told you how she got the boy
dragonxp: Crazy
dragonxp: i'm, placing the nun beside steve
CrazyMLC: the he arrived at the orphanage, whie a twin-tailed comet shot over head
CrazyMLC: (the symbol of sigmar)
dragonxp: rather crappy nun but w.e
dragonxp: beside steve crazy
Grimgost: Crazy Steve?
Vereus: a double tailed comet would require two suns
Sister Lutzen: Steeeeeeeve?
Vereus: does this world have a binary star?
Armastas: ((Stfu Vereus.))
CrazyMLC: a boy walks in
Armastas: ((OR I'll panch you.))
Vereus: it's okay
Vereus: i'll just throw cats at you
Armastas: !
Sister Lutzen: We need you working on that altar, alright?
Armastas: ((AUGH!))
Steve: Yes ma'am...
Armastas: ((TERRORFYING NUN-TYPE!))
CrazyMLC: he looks really emaciated.
Armastas: This is a test, broham.
Armastas: ???
Armastas: Whoa
CrazyMLC: no
CrazyMLC: just an excuse to use STEEEEEEEVE
Sister Lutzen: What is it, Armastas?
Armastas: No, I found a random button.
Armastas: ((Is the game actually running right now?))
Grimgost: Whut's all tha' screamin? Eh, not my problem.
Sister Lutzen: yes
* Armastas clears his throat
CrazyMLC: the game is running
Vereus: okies good
Vereus: which world are we using, and where are we?
Vereus: and where's my character
Sister Lutzen: If you have nothing to say, please leave...
Vereus: and i dont know what's going oooon
Grimgost: ((BEN, DEPLOY CHARM))
CrazyMLC: we aren't using any maps at the moment
Armastas: Alright, I'll just collect my hammer, and be on my way.
Grimgost: ((WRONG CHARM))
Armastas: *go get my hammer, and leave this accursed place*
CrazyMLC: come to the main storage map if you like
CrazyMLC: Alright, so you all leave the office?
Grimgost: ((OOC text is in double parenthesis))
Armastas: ((The asterisks imply an action, not an ooc chat.))
Pandastar994 has connected.
Grimgost: ohay
CrazyMLC: Sister Kuhn, the silent lady, leads you out to the courtyard.
Armastas: ...
Grimgost: Ah.
Grimgost: Your back.
Grimgost: ((You're))
Pandastar994: Am i too late now?
CrazyMLC: Nope
CrazyMLC: What you missed:
CrazyMLC: you went to a shallyan nunnery
CrazyMLC: you talked to the abbess
CrazyMLC: she seems oddly cruel for a priest of the god of mercy.
dragonxp: hey crazy
CrazyMLC: you're now just leaving her office
CrazyMLC: Yes?
dragonxp: check out the dood canal
dragonxp: lol
Pandastar994: Are we actually using the map?
CrazyMLC: no, lol
Grimgost: not yet
Pandastar994: When do we use it?
CrazyMLC: Ahem
Armastas: For combat, whelp.
CrazyMLC: MARIENBURG IS HUUUUUGE
CrazyMLC: WE CANNOT MAP IT
CrazyMLC: THERE IS NO MAP IN THE BOOK
dragonxp: Shush crazy
CrazyMLC: ahem
Armastas: We COULD, just use your...IMAGINATION, MOTHER FUCKER!
dragonxp: is that a challenge?
dragonxp: :3
CrazyMLC: Alright, everyone make a perception check
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 74
CrazyMLC: and make sure to have your sheets out
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 53
Pandastar994: Is tonite an important crucial event nite?'
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 39
Grimgost: wait
Benpasko: Panda, you have to be here for EVERY event, not just the big ones.
Pandastar994: Sorry im in a rush and i might have to quit early.
Grimgost: do I do the check? I wasn't inside
Grimgost: also
CrazyMLC: every night is crucial
Grimgost: if you can't stick to the schedule, maybe you shouldn't paly
CrazyMLC: everyone is in the courtyard
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 26
CrazyMLC: everyone makes a check
Grimgost: 39!
CrazyMLC: 3pok, I have no doubts that you made it
Vereus: made what?
Vereus: oh
Vereus: 26
Grimgost: against what stat?
CrazyMLC: the children are building an altar in the courtyard
CrazyMLC: int
CrazyMLC: if you have any ranks in perception it helps
Grimgost: i fayled
Benpasko: I ATTACK ALL THE CHILDREN!
CrazyMLC: lol
Grimgost: I HELP
Benpasko: ALL OF THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS!
Pandastar994: Well sorry my busy days are saturdays and i only get saturdays and sundays off. The other days im working my butt off and then im tired and i cant play this game tired.
Benpasko: THEY MUST PAY FOR THEIR CRIMES AGAINST ME!
Grimgost: BLOOD AND GLORY
Grimgost: RAWR!
CrazyMLC: :/
Grimgost: ((I kid, no child slaying))
CrazyMLC: well, its your choice if you want to leave or not
dragonxp: i ave perception
Grimgost: ((Yet))
dragonxp: under 59
dragonxp: i got 53
CrazyMLC: ok, you and 3pok succeed
dragonxp: so now what
CrazyMLC: now, let me read
CrazyMLC: the children are making an altar
CrazyMLC: oddly enough
Pandastar994: Can i play next weekend i can play next weekend because ill have sat. and sun. off.
CrazyMLC: it isn't to shallya
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: its to Karl
Grimgost: WTF
Vereus: marx?
CrazyMLC: You also hear the children singing religious songs about Sigmar
CrazyMLC: instead of Shallya
Pandastar994: So can i? And not quit the game totally?
CrazyMLC: sure
Grimgost: *notice Vereus's stare, and notice the children and alter*
CrazyMLC: but make sure to read the logs
Benpasko: If you can't play, that's fine, but don't have us try to play around your schedule.
CrazyMLC: yeah
CrazyMLC: if one notices you all notice
CrazyMLC: you like point it out or something, yeah
CrazyMLC: Alright
CrazyMLC: As you all leave
Pandastar994: Well fine ill play when i have the time and ill start taking those days off and Ill play
Benpasko: Don't take days off for a game.
CrazyMLC: feel free to not use up your vacation days
CrazyMLC:
Pandastar994: Bye sorry to leave but gotta go!!! See you next weekend! And How do i read the log.
Vereus: kthen
CrazyMLC: I'll post it as a html file
dragonxp: OP
Grimgost: fun
Vereus: we gonna NPC him then?
dragonxp: its not at OP?
Pandastar994: Ok will do gotta go bye!
CrazyMLC: ok
Pandastar994 is disconnected.
CrazyMLC: it'll be on the OP
CrazyMLC: So
Benpasko: ...he pisses me off.
CrazyMLC: Veres, 3pok
Grimgost: yeah
CrazyMLC: Vereus*
Blue Demon: he needs to actually come
Benpasko: Can we take his character out behind the shed and put a bullet in it's head now?
CrazyMLC: you find a note rolled up in your cloak as you put it on
Blue Demon: if he keeps this crap up
Blue Demon: we should just drop him
CrazyMLC: Possibly
Benpasko: I told him this was his last chance, I thought.
Blue Demon: He hasn't played a proper round once
dragonxp: well
Blue Demon: first time, he freaked out
Blue Demon: yesterday, he flaked
dragonxp: we only played one round isofar
CrazyMLC: if he skips both next week I might kick him
Blue Demon: today, he flaked
Vereus: i have not either :C
Benpasko: Also, even though we didn't play yesterday, he left less than 3 minutes in.
Blue Demon: if he hadn't
Blue Demon: we might've had enough people
CrazyMLC: we might have played
CrazyMLC: yes
Benpasko: We wouldn't have had as much fun if he'd stayed, though.
CrazyMLC: but no worries
Benpasko: :3
CrazyMLC: lets continue
Advere: atleats i had valid excuse for yesterday
CrazyMLC: Vereus, you find a note rolled up in yout cloak
Blue Demon: ((What excuse))
Benpasko: ((His birthday?))
Blue Demon: ((oh. derp))
* Vereus knows nothing of what he's supposed to do
Blue Demon: ((Carry on))
CrazyMLC: Here is the note
Blue Demon: hi quality
CrazyMLC: sure thing
Blue Demon: i like how much trouble you've gone through for all this
Vereus: the "lutzen is a fool" one?
Armastas: Intriguing.
CrazyMLC: Want me to read it to you?
CrazyMLC: yes
Advere: no shit
Vereus: k
Vereus: i can read that
CrazyMLC: for the sake of the Log
Advere: it's blurry xD
Armastas: Wait, we're keeping logs?
Armastas: PENIS PENIS PENIS
Advere: yep
Vereus: advere, no shit
Armastas: x
Armastas: D
Grimgost: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Armastas: I put on his robe and wizard hat!
Armastas: :3
CrazyMLC: ;Lutzen is a foll who lies to you and to herself. You must find the true Abbess, outside the temple of Sigmar in Templewijkm while she yet lives. The boy is dangerous. -One Who is Still Loyal
Grimgost: HAMMER
Armastas: COUNTER-HAMMER!
Grimgost: WRASTLE
Armastas: COUNTER-WRASTLE!
CrazyMLC: Vereus, do you read the note to the rest of the party?
Grimgost: COUNTER-COUNTER
Vereus: Yes
Armastas: SUPER VIKING PANCH!
Grimgost: ok enough
CrazyMLC: As you are the only literate one in the party?
Armastas: ...fine
Grimgost: DATA'S MAHSCLES
Vereus: I am? Cool.
Grimgost: I win
Armastas: Ohshi-
Advere: I can't read?
CrazyMLC: ehehe
Advere: lols
CrazyMLC: nope
CrazyMLC: you need Read/Write
Grimgost: screw that
CrazyMLC: Panda has it too
Advere: lol
Grimgost: I have hammer
CrazyMLC: Grim has Hammer vereus has Read/Write
Vereus: crazymlc: this is what we call "irony"
Armastas: My Hammer is bigger.
CrazyMLC: Vereus's brain is bigger.
Grimgost: Pretty sure it isn't
CrazyMLC: lolz
Grimgost: hammer that is
CrazyMLC: they're the same
Armastas: My hammer could beat his brain in a fight.
CrazyMLC: actually
Grimgost: LIES
CrazyMLC: they're oddly similar
Armastas: *tapes a stick to the end of his hammer*
CrazyMLC: perhaps you bought them form the same store?
Armastas: SUCK IT!
Grimgost: you do not BUY hammers
Grimgost: they are forged
Grimgost: Also
Grimgost: my stats are bigger
Armastas: Mine was passed down.
CrazyMLC: you buy them from the blacksmith or merchant, yes?
Armastas: I CAN ATTACK TWICE IN ONE TURN!
Grimgost: Not the good ones!
Armastas: SUCK MAH CACK!
Grimgost: I CAN KILL YOU ONCE IN ONE TURN
CrazyMLC: Armastas got the same one you have, grim
CrazyMLC: +1 damage and everything
Grimgost: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Advere: esh
Advere: i shoudl cut your throats
Advere: lol
Grimgost: wait
Grimgost: mine is like
Grimgost: +7
Armastas: Me and Hyper should just fight to the death.
Grimgost: i think
Advere: what
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 84
Advere: 1 and 7 loosk pretty close man
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 33
Grimgost: not really
Armastas: Win.
Grimgost: dangit
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 48
CrazyMLC: haha
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 36
Armastas: ...
Grimgost: FFF
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d10 => 10
Grimgost: HA
Armastas: SUCK ON MY DWARVEN BALLS
* Benpasko rolls: 1d10 => 6
Advere: *shoot them both with poison arrow
Armastas: Win.
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 41
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d1000 => 658
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 35
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 23
Armastas: LOL
Advere: i win
Armastas: EVERY TIME SO FAR!
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d10+modifier => Invalid expression: 1d10+modifier.
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d10 => 6
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 32
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d1000 => 174
CrazyMLC: Armastas succeeds at... death.
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d10 => 4
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d10 => 10
Armastas: I have won literally EVERY TIME!
Grimgost: OK
Grimgost: THIS IS SILLY
CrazyMLC: Now
Armastas: Quite.
Grimgost: BACK TO THE GAME
CrazyMLC: CONTINUE
CrazyMLC: ATTENTION GIVE
CrazyMLC: So
CrazyMLC: in light of this new information
CrazyMLC: what do you do?
Grimgost: Do what the note says
CrazyMLC: Go to Templewijk?
Armastas: Do I have my Hammer back?
Grimgost: Yes.
CrazyMLC: everyone has everything back
CrazyMLC: Sister Kuhn gave them back to you as you left.
Armastas: By the way, I should name my hammer.
CrazyMLC: Sure.
Vereus: Show the Abess Lutzen the note
Armastas: Hrmmm
Armastas: NO!
Armastas: Vereus, you fool!
CrazyMLC: ahem,,,
Vereus: It will take it in an interesting directiom))
CrazyMLC: Vereus, make me an intelligence check
Armastas: I'll kill you myself, Vereus.
Vereus: d100, right?
Grimgost: Stop him!
CrazyMLC: yes
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 32
Grimgost: FFFFFFFFF
Grimgost: Fack.
CrazyMLC: success
CrazyMLC: you figure that if you showed this to her she would rip it up
Vereus:
CrazyMLC: call it lies
CrazyMLC: she has fooled herself with her lies
Armastas: And panch your face for stupidity.
Grimgost: Pawnch*
CrazyMLC: and probably call the guards on you
Armastas: Nope.
Armastas: Panch.
Vereus: the fun begins!))
CrazyMLC: GM SAYS GUARDS
CrazyMLC: Maybe a punch, though
Grimgost: cmon
Grimgost: fight
Grimgost: war
Grimgost: blood
Grimgost: murder
CrazyMLC: So, do you show it to her, still?
Grimgost: ANYTHING
Armastas: How many guards are there, about?
CrazyMLC: 1d5 +1
Grimgost: So few? Unfair.
Vereus: I'm going to pick up the russian bracket habit, aren't I?))
Advere: do we hav gunpowder at this time?
CrazyMLC: probably more like 1d10+1
CrazyMLC: nope
Grimgost: thank god
CrazyMLC: panda has it all
Advere: ctheoritically
CrazyMLC: all the bombs
CrazyMLC: and acid
Advere: could i bu sulfur
Advere: and make
Armastas: We could totally kill that many guards, but that'd fuck things up for us.
Advere: buy*
CrazyMLC: but he's away right now
Advere: gunpowder?
CrazyMLC: Perhaps
Vereus: saltpeter
Advere: am i allowed to make gunpowder!
CrazyMLC: I doubt it though
CrazyMLC: Your character lacks the knowledge
Advere: cuas ei could use it to bomb Dietmar
CrazyMLC: only Dietmar knows how
Armastas: You could, I suppose, but your CHARACTER would have to learn how.
Armastas: ...
Advere: omfg
Grimgost: Story
Grimgost: what to do
CrazyMLC: yes, please
Advere: i propose we
Armastas: So ask him? He's being NPC'd, I assume.
Advere: allow crazy to npc diet into suicidal bombing
CrazyMLC: I'll check if you can later
CrazyMLC: I don't know how making gunpowder works
CrazyMLC: so I can't say yay or nay
Advere: ulfur
Advere: sulfur*
Advere: and other stuffs
Grimgost: medieval people could make it
Grimgost: so we can too.
CrazyMLC: and I can't exactly say if it'd blow up in your face
CrazyMLC: sure you can make it
Armastas: Shouldn't Vereus know how, since he's like...a hedge wizard?
CrazyMLC: they have guns afterall
CrazyMLC: Hes just a wizard
CrazyMLC: he knows magic
Armastas: I assume he knows a bit of alchemy and stage magic to go with it.
CrazyMLC: and he can read
CrazyMLC: Hes just an apprentice
CrazyMLC: he has not been schooled
Armastas: Grrr
CrazyMLC: I think he gets those skills at journeyman wizard
CrazyMLC: ANYHOW
Vereus: um. what happens when one of our dwarves get lit on fire?))
CrazyMLC: so, you ask a guard, or a civilian about templewijk?
Armastas: Yes,
Armastas: I ask.
Vereus: do they notice?))
CrazyMLC: They ignore the fire
Grimgost: we ignore it
Advere: we need charcoal powder, potassium nitrate and sulfu
CrazyMLC: and run around and light other things on fire
Grimgost: Fire? Is that a kind of food?
Vereus: heehee))
Advere: sulfur*
CrazyMLC: so, you find a man
Grimgost: Urist McGrimgost: Fire? Is that a kind of mushroom?
Franz Kepf: Yes?
Advere: esh this is kinda funny
Franz Kepf: Templewijk?
dragonxp: it says here
Armastas: Yes, can you direct us there?
dragonxp: the original title for the movie; Alien vs Predator was
Franz Kepf: Ah, yes
Armastas: ermm
Franz Kepf: Follow me
Armastas: *cough*
Armastas: Alright.
dragonxp: Alien and Predator vs chuck norris
CrazyMLC: he starts walking
CrazyMLC: as he walks
dragonxp: however:
Grimgost: *follow*
dragonxp: The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Armastas: ((Quiet, dragon.))
CrazyMLC: H tells you a rumor
Armastas: *follow the smelly peasent*
Grimgost: ((Chuck norris jokes suck))
Advere: ((Well i did lol a little bit))
Armastas: ((I love Chuck Norris in Walker Texas Ranger))
Advere: it says here
Armastas: ((That show kicks ass))
CrazyMLC: Some servants of Chaos, led by a witch in the guise of a Shallyan priestess, tried ro denounce the boy in front of the old Temple of Sigmar. Bur Helmut saw right through rheir trick. The crowd killed five of the bastards and lefr the witch ro rot in a hanging cage in front ofthe temple.
Advere: ((the credits and the end of the movie ar enot credits))
Armastas: WAIT
Armastas: STFU, DRAGON
CrazyMLC: ahem, sorry
dragonxp: esh
Armastas: Whoa
Franz Kepf: Some servants of Chaos, led by a witch in the guise of a Shallyan priestess, tried ro denounce the boy in front of the old Temple of Sigmar. Bur Helmut saw right through rheir trick. The crowd killed five of the bastards and lefr the witch ro rot in a hanging cage in front ofthe temple,
Armastas: ((In character, now))
CrazyMLC: You, fmor your sources, know this to be a lie.
Armastas: ((Oh, okay,))
dragonxp: armastas, your character token takes a considerable ammoutn of room
Armastas: ((I was worried there))
CrazyMLC: at least the witch part is
dragonxp: in the chat xD
Grimgost: *whisper* I dunnot think the witch is as dead as they think...
CrazyMLC: Ahem
CrazyMLC: as you arrive in the square
CrazyMLC: of Templewijk
Franz Kepf: Here it is.
Benpasko: How would that be pronounced?
Franz Kepf: Now
Franz Kepf: Lets talk about compensation...
Franz Kepf: perhaps a schilling?
Armastas: Ye didnae mention compensation when we left.
Franz Kepf: you wanted to go here
Franz Kepf: I took you
Franz Kepf: you pay people for that sort of thing
dragonxp: Look bud
Advere: look bud
Advere: we could be saving your arsein the future
Armastas: I'll give ye yer shilling, but warn yer clients in tha future.
Advere: i consider
Armastas: Advere, be quiet.
Advere: that as payment
Franz Kepf: Sure thing, man.
Armastas: We dunnae want to start a fight over one shilling.
Vereus: can we use actions atm?))
Franz Kepf: I've got to go, good luck with... whatever.
Grimgost: *mutter* Speak for yourself
Armastas: And to you as well.
CrazyMLC: As you look around
Advere: ((why do we always use lamia as a peasant))
Armastas: ((Because he's awesome))
Grimgost: ((Because he is captain gaywad))
CrazyMLC: you see many a temple ans school
CrazyMLC: there are great schools of navigation
CrazyMLC: and a Temple to Manaan, the sea god
CrazyMLC: as this IS a port town
CrazyMLC: it is a very rich temple
CrazyMLC: gilded in gold
Armastas: ((What time is it?))
CrazyMLC: perhaps 1 pm?
Armastas: ((Alright))
Armastas: Well, does anyone need anythin while we're in town?
CrazyMLC: Looking around, you do not see the temple immediately
CrazyMLC: the temple of sigmar, that is
Grimgost: Anyone know how much decent armor would cost?
Vereus: How much money do we have?
Grimgost: actually
Grimgost: nvm that
CrazyMLC: check your sheets
Vereus: also, brb))
Armastas: It's on yer sheet, whelp.
Grimgost: I do have decent armor
CrazyMLC: You can all make me gossip checks
Advere: esh
Advere: easy shiz
Armastas: I dunnae have business in town, Grimgost, can ye take Advere and go find some decent rations and a bed fer tonight?
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 32
Grimgost: Aye.
Vereus: back
Vereus: ))
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 33
Armastas: Ah'll go try to find tha temple o' Sigmar.
Advere: esh
Grimgost: ADHD boy, you're with me.
Advere: 33 out of 65
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 77
CrazyMLC: ok
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 3
CrazyMLC: advere succeeds
Grimgost: XD
Vereus: 3?))
Vereus: wow))
Grimgost: ((VERY GOOD))
CrazyMLC: as well as Vereus
CrazyMLC: someone points you to a Temple of Sigmar
Grimgost: Well, we're off.
Vereus: ah, so low is good))
CrazyMLC: it is rather small
Invisible Stalker: Now I'm in your room, and I'm in your bed. I'm in your life, and I'm in your head.
CrazyMLC: and the door is boarded up
Invisible Stalker: I'M THE INVISIBLE MAN!
CrazyMLC: lol
CrazyMLC: Infront of the temple...
Epic Win Racoon: I'm epic win racoon, so stfu stalker.
Vereus: how do you use tokens like that, in the chat?
dragonxp: cl;ick a token
dragonxp: which you can control
Armastas: Click them, and then impersonate.
CrazyMLC: There is a small stone plaza
dragonxp: go to bottom right and click impersonate
CrazyMLC: with a raised, lidded well
dragonxp: CRAZY
dragonxp: i have that
dragonxp: in map 1
dragonxp: no joke xD
CrazyMLC: just to one side of the well
CrazyMLC: a 12 foot iron post
CrazyMLC: has been bolted to the stone
Grimgost: ((Does it contain a witch?))
CrazyMLC: Chained to the arm of the post
CrazyMLC: is a four foot tall, oval, metal cage.
Armastas: Ach!
CrazyMLC: The cage hangs six feet above the ground
Vereus: testing
Vereus: ffff
Grimgost: ((CONTENTS?))
CrazyMLC: and contains the small, ragged form of Maida Widmann.
Armastas: Augh!
CrazyMLC: The previous Abbess.
dragonxp: who is that
dragonxp: oh
Armastas: She must be the one we're here ta see!
Grimgost: Talk to her
Advere: do eet
CrazyMLC: As a result of Lutzen's cuning,
Armastas: We should let her down, I think.
Grimgost: no
CrazyMLC: she has been delcared a witch
Armastas: Yes!
Grimgost: not in broad daylight
Advere: k
Armastas: Alright.
Grimgost: we would be lynched
Advere: come back at night
Mage: k
Armastas: I see yer point.
Advere: i'll
CrazyMLC: There are guards posted around her
Advere: pick the lock
CrazyMLC: many guards
Advere: esh
CrazyMLC: along with patrols
Advere: i'll create
Grimgost: DERGH
CrazyMLC: lol
Advere: a diversion
Advere: while you guys
CrazyMLC: wait to hear what I have to say
Advere: get her out
Advere: after crayz says w.e he is going to say
CrazyMLC: You see people walking by
CrazyMLC: spitting at her
CrazyMLC: and throwing tomatoes
Advere: not nice, even by my standards
Armastas: We'll have to get her out, but we'll need a solid plan.
Grimgost: ((Does she enjoy the tomatoes?))
CrazyMLC: the guards will periodically poke her with the butt of their spears to check if she is still alive
Advere: ok
Advere: i'll divert their attension
Armastas: Now, as a Troll SLayer, ah feel inclined to make a daring rescue.
CrazyMLC: she has been gagged
Advere: by
CrazyMLC: and all of her fingers are broken
Armastas: Advere.
Advere: ?
Armastas: Ah'll do the divertin
Advere: k
Armastas: Ah cannae climb a solid pole
Advere: i'll pick the lock
Grimgost: Ah'll lend mah assistance
Armastas: Grimgost, are ye with me?
Grimgost: Aye.
CrazyMLC: As you stare at the cage
CrazyMLC: a guard inquires
Armastas: *hammer-bump*
Grimgost: This should be enjoyable.
Advere: esh
guard: Why are you staring?
Mage: back))
guard: Get to spitting!
Armastas: *pull grimgost aside and whisper*
Grimgost: what's her crime?
guard: Shes a witch!
guard: Thats her crime!
Grimgost: Are you posititve?
Armastas: (We should get into a 'brawl' with each other nearby, to distract the crowds.)
guard: I'm sure.
Grimgost: *spit*
guard: She tried to kill that boy, I hear!
Advere: esh
Advere: how do ya know the boy aint a demon?
guard: and kill the priest of Sigmar as well!
Advere: esh
guard: The boy?!
guard: No, no!
Armastas: Did ye see her try to kill these people?
guard: Hes a saint!
Armastas: Heh
Advere: esh
guard: Sent down from the heavens!
Armastas: Truly he's a cunning demon.
Mage: If she was a witch, she would have broken out of that cage long ago.
Grimgost: Aye
Advere: thats what they all think till they see them turn on them
Grimgost: Witch's usually can.
guard: Thats why we have her gagged!
Armastas: What better way fer a demon to disguise itself?
Armastas: ((And her fingers broken))
guard: She cant cast and of those damned spells!
Advere: esh
Armastas: ((She can't cast spells with verbal or somatic components))
Advere: i can prov eher innocense
* guard pokes Maida.
Grimgost: ((WHAT DOES ESH MEAN))
Armastas: Advere, dunnae be a fool.
Advere: ((Annoyance))
Advere: Look
Armastas: We cannae prove anythin.
Advere: if we give her as many herbs as we can find
* Maida Widmann twitches.
Advere: un gag her
Advere: and mend her hands
CrazyMLC: Why?!
Advere: and if she doesn;t escape ithin 24 hours
CrazyMLC: ahem
Armastas: The guard will not do that, ye fool.
guard: Why?
Grimgost: That
guard: Do you WANT her to curse us?!
Armastas: If she does escape, they'll be out fer her head AND yours.
Grimgost: is by far the stupidest thing I've heard all day.
guard: Why...
guard: ARE YOU A WITCH SYMPATHIZER?!
Armastas: *club advere lightly on the head*
Armastas: DUnnae mind him.
Grimgost: *Back away from Advere*
Armastas: He's a bit touched in tha head.
Mage: how high up is the cage?))
Grimgost: ((6 feet))
Armastas: ((I have a plan, guys.))
Grimgost: ((YAY PLANS))
guard: Perhaps he's a bit sick?
Mage: How is it suspended?))
guard: I hope he gets well.
Armastas: Perhaps, we'll see a doctor about it.
guard: Make sure to take care of him.
Mage: that is, suspended in the air?))
Grimgost: Little chance of it though...
Armastas: Thank ye for yer time, sir.
Grimgost: Chains))
CrazyMLC: It is suspended
CrazyMLC: from a post
CrazyMLC: a solid iron post, with chains
Mage: K))
Armastas: Come on, guys.
CrazyMLC: thick chains
Armastas: *Walk away, slowly.*
CrazyMLC: now
Grimgost: *follow semi hesitantly*
CrazyMLC: there are about 3 guards
Armastas: ((We need a private place to talk, I have a plan))
Mage: can i check for fireflies?))
CrazyMLC: they look a bit beefier than the rest
CrazyMLC: There are no fireflies
CrazyMLC: dont worry though
Mage: :C))
CrazyMLC: you don't need them
Armastas: ((Can we go to the inn now?))
CrazyMLC: you just get bonuses
Grimgost: fireflies?))
Armastas: ((I need to discuss my plan))
CrazyMLC: a spell
Grimgost: ah
CrazyMLC: just to suggest something
Grimgost: To the inn!
Armastas: Follow me to tha inn, guys.
CrazyMLC: perhaps you'd want to know the patrols of the guards?
Armastas: no
Grimgost: not really
Armastas: My plan doesn't need that.
CrazyMLC: see when they come and go?
Mage: Can we come back when their shift changes?))
CrazyMLC: Yes
Armastas: Ok, I pay for a room for the night, and a nice meal.
CrazyMLC: Inn, yes?
Armastas: Once we're in our rooms, I gather everyone to me.
CrazyMLC: Alright, you have you rooms
Mage: I say we do that, at dusk, we ungag the witch))
Armastas: Alright, I have a plan.
Mage: while there are no guards))
CrazyMLC: Talk, plan, conspire.
CrazyMLC: Just to inform you
Armastas: Me an Grimgost will stage a brawl about 50 paces from tha cage.
CrazyMLC: there are no gaps of the guards that guard the witch, at least during the day
Advere: tonight we do thi
Grimgost: With or without hammers?
Armastas: Vereus and Advere, you guys can free her once the guards show up to stop us.
Armastas: We'll use our fists at first, just faking it, and pull out hammers once guard come up.
Armastas: So that they all come running.
Grimgost: Do we keep at each other, or attack the guards as well?
Mage: K, good.
Armastas: We keep at each other, and swing and miss at tha guard on purpose.
Armastas: If he attacks us, we fight back.
Grimgost: Aye, got it.
Armastas: But try to avoid hurtin tha guard.
Grimgost: Hmm.
CrazyMLC: Make me an intelligence check
Grimgost: It may be beneficial to have a drink
Armastas: We cannae fight a whole city.
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 28
Grimgost: so we have a better excuse
Armastas: Aye, solid plan
CrazyMLC: Vereus
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 94
Armastas: ffffuuuu
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 60
Grimgost: F-
CrazyMLC: You figure that nobody would be stationed at night
Armastas: MLC, you know it's a great plan.
Grimgost: speaking of which
Grimgost: MLC, don't you have a char?
Armastas: And much more excitin than creepin around at night, don't ye think?
CrazyMLC: Why do you say that?
CrazyMLC: Vereus
CrazyMLC: you also figure that
CrazyMLC: a patrol would settle their dispute
CrazyMLC: not the cage guards
CrazyMLC: since they've been directly ordered to guard the cage
Armastas: Hrmm
Mage: I need a tiny bell to do the Sounds spell, right?
Armastas: We'll just make sure to get tha cage guards involved, now won't we?
Mage: ))
CrazyMLC: You don't need it
Armastas: *cracks knuckles*
Mage: Ah.
CrazyMLC: you just get a bonus
Grimgost: Yeeesss.
CrazyMLC: I gave you those spell implements as a bonus
Mage: Ahhh.
Mage: Thanks.
CrazyMLC: np
Mage: ))))
CrazyMLC: I'd figure you'd have some
Advere: soo
Mage: I think we should use the lights and sounds to distract the guards
CrazyMLC: enact the plan?
Advere: youg uys brawl i pick locks
Armastas: We plot further
Mage: wait
Grimgost: not yet
Mage: marsh lights is a full action))
Grimgost: brb
Armastas: We need an escape plan fer once we get her out.
Armastas: Your sounds and lights spells could come in handy, Vereus.
Mage: I agree.
Armastas: Since these people have a weakness fer witches...
Armastas: Create the illusion of a powerful witch once she's free.
Grimgost: back
Grimgost: wait
CrazyMLC: He can only make things glow
CrazyMLC: and make little lights
Armastas: Hmmm
Grimgost: If he makes the lights
CrazyMLC: not illusions, not yet
Vereus: make the witch glow
Grimgost: they might think it's her doing
CrazyMLC: hahaha
Vereus: or
Grimgost: and they might hurt or kill her
Vereus: make a guard glow
Armastas: ...
CrazyMLC: funny
CrazyMLC: you have to touch them for that spell
Vereus: blast
CrazyMLC: so they'd know it was you
CrazyMLC: Vereus, heres an idea...
Armastas: Make a peasant glow, and produces sounds o incantations from them.
CrazyMLC: int check
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 68
Armastas: So the guards think they're a witch.
CrazyMLC: fail
Vereus: :C
CrazyMLC: alright, continue
Armastas: Vereus, can ye 'bump' a peasant, and make them glow?
CrazyMLC: just so you know
Vereus: Unsure.
CrazyMLC: the marsh lights look like torches
Armastas: And once they're glowin, can ye make them sound as if they're incantin and cursin tha guards?
Grimgost: Make it look like a house is on fire
CrazyMLC: no speech
Armastas: No real speech.
CrazyMLC: he can make gibberish, perhaps
CrazyMLC: more like grunts though
Armastas: Just make it sound like magical gibberish.
CrazyMLC: or footsteps
Vereus: Make a roaring felid sound from behind the guards with the sounds thing?
Vereus: spell, rather.
CrazyMLC: Sure.
Armastas: Hrmm
Vereus: Very, very interesting
Armastas: ((I wish we had a map))
Vereus: Dragon sounds?
Vereus: :'D
CrazyMLC: lol
Advere: lol
Advere: a map?
CrazyMLC: they'd be more like 'wth' than distracted.
Advere: CRazy won;t sue the map
Armastas: Fer this fight.
Grimgost: We'll need a map for this
CrazyMLC: we could make a map
Armastas: I say we go with my initial plan.
CrazyMLC: I don't have one
CrazyMLC: here
CrazyMLC: but if dragon wants to, sure
Grimgost: your plan won't work.
Armastas: Got a better one, Grimgost?
Grimgost: Nope.
Armastas: We cannae just fight the guards and...
Armastas: Wait...
Grimgost: But Vereus said that other guards would handle it
CrazyMLC: seeing the square from your inn window
CrazyMLC: you see patrols ever half hour or so
CrazyMLC: every*
Armastas: That's an awful lot of time.
Advere: so we got 15 minutes..
Advere: nbvm
Advere: 30*
CrazyMLC: and at night there are no cage guards
CrazyMLC: *HINT HINT*
Armastas: Wow.
Grimgost: oh jesus
Armastas: I hate sneakin.
Grimgost: so
Grimgost: we have
Vereus: We strike at night, then.
Grimgost: half an hour
Grimgost: yeah
Grimgost: Armastas's plan
Grimgost: go
CrazyMLC: Vereus, int check
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 44
CrazyMLC: yes
Armastas: Ok, we just wait until night, and unlock her cage once the latest patrol is out of earshot.
Vereus: Are they feeding her?
CrazyMLC: you figure that even without the guards there you'll have to be silent
Armastas: Then we flee town with her.
Vereus: Or is she starving?
CrazyMLC: Shes starving
Grimgost: she has tomatoes
CrazyMLC: she used to have people coming and feeding her
Vereus: I think we should bring food and water, too.
Armastas: Did ye go get tha rations I told ya to, Grimgost?
CrazyMLC: giving her water
CrazyMLC: shes gagged
Grimgost: uh
Grimgost: no
CrazyMLC: she cant eat the tomatoes
Armastas: Ach
CrazyMLC: or pick them up
Grimgost: i got wrapped up in the whole
CrazyMLC: for that matter
Grimgost: "talk to the guards"
Grimgost: thing
Armastas: We'll go buy food and water, and then flee town with her.
Advere: can we go rescue her
Advere: first
Armastas: No.
Advere: then tslak about rations
Vereus: Food and water first methinks, because nobody would sell to us if we had a witch.
Grimgost: Aye.
Armastas: Once we have her, we cannae exactly go shoppin.
Advere: esh
Grimgost: preparation first
Advere: fine
Advere: lets go
CrazyMLC: Vereus: even without guards you'll have to be silent, since locals might hear you and alert the guards
Vereus: Hence "Pre"paration.
Advere: i'll haglle our way through the list
Armastas: No need, we simply need food enough for her to survive, we've eaten today.
Armastas: Hagglin is pointless right now, we aren't strapped for money.
Armastas: Ermm
Advere: esh
Armastas: Not strapped...
Advere: this exxtra money stacks up
Armastas: PRESSED for money.
Armastas: YEs, but we dunnae have all day!
Advere: well ur payin
CrazyMLC: you could haggle the guards
Advere: can;t see why i even bother
CrazyMLC: but they're paid well
Armastas: Ah've paid for everythin so far.
CrazyMLC: 4 or 8 gold crowns per guard might do it
Vereus: I've got nine.
Armastas: We dunnae bribe any guards.
Armastas: We kin do this without bribin.
Armastas: Just go get tha food.
Vereus: Uh, it would be far easier to simply bribe them off.
Grimgost: She'll need water as well
Armastas: We'll release her at night, and flee from town with her, and then feed her and talk.
CrazyMLC: damn sunburn blisters
Armastas: Yes, water too.
Vereus: All is arranged, then?
Armastas: Yes
Advere: i hope so
Vereus: What time is it?
CrazyMLC: 6 pm
Advere: hey under yopu 3POK
CrazyMLC: well
CrazyMLC: 3pm
Advere: i gave you a betetr token
Grimgost: Now we play the waiting game
Armastas: Warrior Bjorn was 3POKs token.
CrazyMLC: so, what is the plan?
Armastas: ...
Armastas: We'll release her at night, and flee from town with her, and then feed her and talk.
CrazyMLC: hmmm
Grimgost: STILL NO FIGHTIN?!?
CrazyMLC: alright
Armastas: I suppose not, Grimgost.
CrazyMLC: so you wait till night?
Armastas: Yep.
CrazyMLC: It is night.
CrazyMLC: 10 pm
Armastas: Alright.
CrazyMLC: the guards leave their stations
Grimgost: *sigh*
Grimgost: so
Vereus: Go then.
Vereus: Wait
CrazyMLC: and patrolls pass regularly
Grimgost: what should Armastas and I do?
Armastas: Me and Grimgost'll guard you guys while ye carry her out.
CrazyMLC: Be warned
Armastas: And hammer anyone who sees us.
CrazyMLC: the temple district
CrazyMLC: is in the middle of town
Armastas: If they look at us funny, we kin deal with them/
CrazyMLC: it is a long way to any exit
Armastas: Hrmm
Vereus: Which districts are there?
Vereus: Which are more sparsely populated?
Armastas: But we have ta leave town to get any rest.
CrazyMLC: temple, markey, etc
Advere: hey
CrazyMLC: market*
Advere: mlc
CrazyMLC: yes?
Advere: NPC me
Advere: while i eat dinner
CrazyMLC: for how long?
CrazyMLC: ok
Advere: esh 30 to 1hour?
CrazyMLC: alright
Armastas: ugh
Vereus: Which are more sparsely populated?
Armastas: Advere, we need ya,
CrazyMLC: you'll miss the rest of the game most likely
Advere: dunnae worry
Advere: Crazy willl npc me through your
Advere: rescue
Armastas: Hey, whoa, ye cannae talk like that.
Grimgost: Aye!
Grimgost: THEY can hear ye!
Grimgost: >_>
CrazyMLC: So, what do you do?
Vereus: Are the patrols there?
CrazyMLC: nope
Armastas: Do it.
CrazyMLC: they just passed by 5 minutes ago
Vereus: Also, do we know who was giving her food?
CrazyMLC: no
Vereus: Damn.
CrazyMLC: the've stopped by now, as well
CrazyMLC: they were caught
CrazyMLC: put to the guillotine.
Vereus: :C
Vereus: K.
Vereus: We go, then.
Armastas: Free her, we'll go through back alleys and leave through the emptiest district.
CrazyMLC: you reach the cage
CrazyMLC: you can all make me move silently tests
CrazyMLC: 1d100
CrazyMLC: for agi
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 23
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 32
Vereus: sweet.
CrazyMLC: good.... good....
Armastas: I dunnae need to, I'm not gonna be touchin tha cage.
Vereus: ))
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 56
Grimgost: FFF
Grimgost: SO CLOSE
CrazyMLC: advere makes it
Armastas: Grimgost, we're not touchin the cage.
CrazyMLC: he has a high agi
CrazyMLC: this is just walking
Grimgost: aye, but we're still moving
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 76
CrazyMLC: Armastas, roll it
Armastas: Fawk.
CrazyMLC: oooooooh
CrazyMLC: 5 degrees?
CrazyMLC: Of failure?
Armastas: People can't hear us just walking normally.
CrazyMLC: badbadbad
Armastas: That's stupid.
CrazyMLC: well
CrazyMLC: its easy
CrazyMLC: there are people sleeping
CrazyMLC: its an easy test
* Armastas makes faces at your stupid dice
CrazyMLC: I'd say its equal to one degree of failure
* Grimgost hammers the stupid dice
CrazyMLC: you can fortune point it
Armastas: Alright.
Armastas: FORTUNE POINT
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 83
Armastas: ...
Armastas: FUCKKKKK
CrazyMLC: worse than before
Armastas: FUCKKKK
Armastas: FUCKKKK
Armastas: FUCKKKKK
Armastas: FUCKKKKK
Armastas: FUCKKKKK
Armastas: FUCKKKKK
Armastas: FUCKKKKK
Armastas: FUCKKKKK
Armastas: FUCKKKKK
Armastas: FUCKKKKK
CrazyMLC: ahem
Grimgost: Lawl
Armastas: did I mention FUCKKKKK?
CrazyMLC: you hear some clutter from a window as you walk up to the cage
Armastas: If not, FUCKKKKK
CrazyMLC: I'm being easy on you guys
Grimgost: I believe you didn't.
CrazyMLC: you have a 26 ag
CrazyMLC: you rolled a 83
Armastas: Had you heard that bird is the word?
CrazyMLC: it could have gone worse
Grimgost: 6 DEGREES
Grimgost: or 5
CrazyMLC: its an easy test, I mean really easy, since you're just walking, so more like 2
Vereus: k
CrazyMLC: yes, you hear some clutter
CrazyMLC: you can make a hide test
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 81
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 25
Grimgost: or?
Vereus: fff
Armastas: Ninja.
CrazyMLC: or run
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 7
Grimgost: XD
Vereus: holy shit))
Grimgost: NEENJA
CrazyMLC: ALL OF THE DWARVES SUCCEED
CrazyMLC: lol
Armastas: Just keep walking, and act natural?
Grimgost: I HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT
Vereus: sneaky bastards))
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 72
CrazyMLC: oooooohhh
Grimgost: All of the dwarves hide.
Grimgost: It's a christmas miracle.
CrazyMLC: fails
CrazyMLC: with no degrees
CrazyMLC: he'll succeed on that
CrazyMLC: ok
Vereus: k))
CrazyMLC: vereus, you are unable to find a good hiding spot
CrazyMLC: what do you do?
Grimgost: Where do we hide?
CrazyMLC: in alleys
CrazyMLC: etc
CrazyMLC: you were quick about it, etc
Grimgost: Pfft. I hide under a cobblestone
CrazyMLC: found barrels to hide behind
CrazyMLC: sure thing
CrazyMLC: you hide though
Vereus: Check for shadows
CrazyMLC: you just did with that roll
Vereus: k
CrazyMLC: you don't see any
Vereus: same thing))
Vereus: stand there, looking confused
CrazyMLC: do you walk casucally away from the 'witch'?
Grimgost: Leg it to the side of the building so they can't see you!
CrazyMLC: casually*
CrazyMLC: or do you spit at her?
CrazyMLC: or what?
Armastas: SPIT!
Vereus: spit
Armastas: DO IT!
CrazyMLC: The window opens
Armastas: We'll free her, after they go away.
CrazyMLC: as an old man
CrazyMLC: looks out
CrazyMLC: right as he spots you
CrazyMLC: you spit at the witch
CrazyMLC: she doesn't even seem to notice
CrazyMLC: she seems still, but still breathing
Armastas: We need ta hurry.
Vereus: kelas's thead has three pages already))
Armastas: > Kick down the old mans door and kill his shit.
Old man: What're ya doin' down there?
Grimgost: >assist
Grimgost: OH JESUS
Grimgost: OLD MAN
Grimgost: IS
Grimgost: OH DEAR GOD
Armastas: AIIEE
Grimgost: RABIES
CrazyMLC: LOL
Armastas: RUN AWAY!
Grimgost: BURN
Grimgost: WITH FIRE
CrazyMLC: DONT WORRY
Grimgost: UNHOLY BEAST!
CrazyMLC: lol
CrazyMLC: lol
Grimgost: *hammer*
Old man: Spitting on the witch I see?
Old man: hehehe
Old man: back in the day...
Old man: bakc in the day...
Old man: before he closes the window he spits at the witch
Grimgost: Hammer while he's distracted.
CrazyMLC: before he closes the window he spits at the witch
Grimgost: dang
CrazyMLC: he obviously tries hard to get it to hit her
CrazyMLC: but it just lands of his window sill
CrazyMLC: on*
Armastas: He sucks, lol.
CrazyMLC: The light goes off
Vereus: If we want to avoid getting attacked and/or captured, it would not be a good idea to murder
CrazyMLC: and he goes to sleep
Armastas: Alright, free her now.
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: pick the lock, then?
Vereus: yes
Armastas: Advere picks the lock.
Advere: Lets see here....
Armastas: Dragon is AFK, but he's the only one who could.
Grimgost: *whispers* We're here to save you. Stay quiet.
CrazyMLC: lets see...
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 96
Armastas: ...
Grimgost: ....
Armastas: FORTUNE POINT!
CrazyMLC: COUGH
Vereus: wow
Vereus: ))
Grimgost: The lock explodes
CrazyMLC: I doubt he would object
Grimgost: and sprays dragon with shrapnel
CrazyMLC: that was his silent move roll
Armastas: oh.
Armastas: Okay.
Grimgost: shart
CrazyMLC: the old man would wake up again
CrazyMLC: oh, you spitting on her too?
CrazyMLC: *spit*
Armastas: We'll just kill his ass!
Armastas: FUG IT!
Grimgost: NO I WILL
Vereus: Murdering is BAD
Grimgost: DIBS
Armastas: SNEAK INTO HIS HOUSE, AND BREAK HIS FUCKING NECK!
CrazyMLC: ok, hes loud but nobody notices
Grimgost: I CALLED DIBS
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 57
Grimgost: better
Armastas: THIS FUCKER HAS CROSSED US ONE TOO MANY TIMES!
CrazyMLC: he picks the lock
Armastas: whew
CrazyMLC: Maida still doesn't react
CrazyMLC: shes breathing slowly
Armastas: Ok, Advere and Vereus can carry her.
Grimgost: *whisper again* Ey, are you still alive?
Armastas: Or just one of them, over their shoulder.
CrazyMLC: As you whisper
CrazyMLC: her eyes flutter open
Armastas: Me and Grimgost will run intereference, and kill the first fuck who looks at us wrong.
CrazyMLC: she tries to talk
Grimgost: *cocks hammer*
CrazyMLC: but her gag stops her
Grimgost: *whisp* Shhh! We're here to save you. Don't try to talk.
Armastas: Ungag her.
Armastas: But motion for her to be silent.
CrazyMLC: ... al.... irght...
CrazyMLC: ... water... ?
Armastas: Right here
Armastas: *pass her water*
Maida Widmann: ...
Grimgost: broken fingers
Maida Widmann: Thnk.... you....
Grimgost: Help her with the water
Armastas: Ok, fine
CrazyMLC: as you give her the water
Armastas: Give her water.
CrazyMLC: you move it so she drinks it, right?
Armastas: Right.
CrazyMLC: she cant hold it, after all
Armastas: Slowly.
CrazyMLC: as you give her a decent amount
Maida Widmann: Please..... more....
Armastas: Alright.
Armastas: But please, relax.
Grimgost: We need to get moving
Armastas: If you drink too much at once, ye'll get sick.
Grimgost: Guards may be back soon.
CrazyMLC: it has been 15 minutes
Armastas: ...
Grimgost: STILL
CrazyMLC: guards will be back in 10
Armastas: we have 10 minutes until they're back
CrazyMLC: or so
Armastas: Ok
Grimgost: People can still notice
CrazyMLC: she drinks her fill
CrazyMLC: and she stays silent
Armastas: "I'm sorry, but we must move. Ye can have more food and water later, but we must flee town for now."
Armastas: Ok, advere can help her walk, or carry her.
Grimgost: Vereus and Advere, those two
Maida Widmann: Please... don't bother yourselves...
Grimgost: will help ye walk.
Armastas: Wait, why?
Maida Widmann: I feel my time is coming anyway...
Grimgost: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF))
Armastas: We cannae just leave ye to rot in the street.
Maida Widmann: I thank you for your efforts....
Vereus: We already spent the money and time, let's go.
Armastas: We're gonna bring ye out of town, dead or alive.
Maida Widmann: But please, do not endanger yourselves just for me.
Armastas: And yer gonna get a proper burial.
Vereus: Not much danger, unless we get going.
Maida Widmann: That old man...
Maida Widmann: he saw you...
Grimgost: Wha about him?
Maida Widmann: if I'm gone tomorrow...
Maida Widmann: and the next patrol finds me gone...
Grimgost: We'll live.
Armastas: We are takin ye with us!
Vereus: It's not like we're coming back. Let's go.
Grimgost: Let's go.
Maida Widmann: they'll know about you...
Grimgost: *heave over shoulder*
Armastas: HE only saw our companion Vereus.
Grimgost: Got her
Grimgost: let's go.
Armastas: Talk while we leave.
Maida Widmann: Ok....
Grimgost: I'm serious about the heave over shoulder thing
CrazyMLC: Everyone, int check
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 86
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 13
Grimgost:
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 58
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 21
CrazyMLC: The gates to leave the city are closed at night.
Armastas: Hrmm
Grimgost: ShhhhhhIIIIIIITTE
Armastas: Any canals leading out?
Grimgost: And once they see she's gone..
Grimgost: they won't open em back up probably.
CrazyMLC: Perhaps
Armastas: Grimgost, ye flake.
Grimgost: or at least
CrazyMLC: there may be some
Grimgost: heavier scrutiny
Armastas: We're gonna make it.
CrazyMLC: but they are rough travels
CrazyMLC: you may not survive
CrazyMLC: nevertheless maida
Armastas: We'll steal a boat.
Maida Widmann: Why are you saving me, anyway?
Maida Widmann: What are you... reasons?
Armastas: We have a note.
Armastas: Vereus, show her tha note.
Maida Widmann: Note?
* Vereus shows the note
Maida Widmann: Ah...
Grimgost: Time till guards))
Maida Widmann: I know this handwriting...
Armastas: ((Quiet, Grim.))
Maida Widmann: Maria Kuhn...
Maida Widmann: Yes.
Grimgost: ((IT WAS OOC))
Maida Widmann: Karl.
CrazyMLC: 9 minutes till
Armastas: We have enough time.
Maida Widmann: The boy was brought to me seven years ago.
Maida Widmann: by a witch hunter named osric
Maida Widmann: Osric Falkenheim
Maida Widmann: He told me that the boy was found in the hands of an evil cult
Vereus: brb))
Maida Widmann: worshipping something in a ruin
Maida Widmann: deep in the cursed marshes
Maida Widmann: We did not realized he had an awful power
Maida Widmann: the power to bend the will of those that heard him speak
Maida Widmann: or saw him
Grimgost: The more I hear abou' this child, the less I like it.
Maida Widmann: It made all of whom love him.
Maida Widmann: I was slow to see its effects on my charges
Blue Demon: Crazy
Maida Widmann: but when I did, I ordered Gerda, my prioress, to give the boy back to the witch hunters
Maida Widmann: for surely it was the work of chaos
Blue Demon: is my hammer a big 2 handed maul type thing, like as tall as I am?
CrazyMLC: yes
CrazyMLC:
Blue Demon: just checking
Grimgost: So why is he still here?
Maida Widmann: That is the last I knew of him.
Maida Widmann: Until
Maida Widmann: a crowd brought him here and Helmut declared him Sigmar's heir.
Vereus: back))
Vereus: are we moving?))
CrazyMLC: I assume
Grimgost: not yet))
CrazyMLC: shes talking while you walk
Grimgost: oh nvm))
Armastas: So those mutants he slew were witch hunters?
CrazyMLC: wait a second
CrazyMLC: it continues
Grimgost: CRAP
Maida Widmann: I knew it could be no other than the child I thought long dead
Grimgost: I am bad with yoyos
Maida Widmann: I confronted Gerda
Maida Widmann: and she admitted she had hidden the boy and raised him in secret
Maida Widmann: Yet, I forgave her.
Grimgost: We'll be talking with gerda later then.
Maida Widmann: For Shallya teaches mercy
Maida Widmann: and I knew the child's power over the heart was not easily put aside
Maida Widmann: I was a fool.
Vereus: I bet she's going to die in the middle of an important sentence))
Maida Widmann: I did not realize her, and the others were still his slaves.
Grimgost: That's like saying things couldn't possibly get worse))
Grimgost: Saying it makes it happen))
Vereus: Self fulfilling prophecy))
Maida Widmann: I brought Gerda and the others
Maida Widmann: to confess their crimes
Maida Widmann: and reveal the truth.
Maida Widmann: When I tried to speak
Maida Widmann: Gerda and the others denounced me!
Maida Widmann: They declared me an apostate and claimed I was a witch!
Maida Widmann: A witch who sought to kill the child!
Maida Widmann: And, well
Maida Widmann: if not for the black hats
Maida Widmann: the crown would have torn me to shreds.
Maida Widmann: crowd*
Maida Widmann: Gerda's mercy was to leave me to starve in that cage.
Maida Widmann: You must know this.
Maida Widmann: When the boy was brought to me
Maida Widmann: he had no birthmark of a twin-tailed comet.
Vereus: 3...2...1...))
Maida Widmann: no mark of any kind!
Maida Widmann: I promise you!
Maida Widmann: He is not the heir of Sigmar!
Vereus: Interesting.
Armastas: We never believed him to be.
Maida Widmann: I have already staked my life on this
Maida Widmann: and I still believe it.
Armastas: Now please, be silent and save your energy.
Grimgost: Aye.
Armastas: We can talk more tomorrow.
Maida Widmann: But as to who he really is, I cannot say.
Grimgost: We still need to find somewhere to hide or escape as well.
Armastas: We will steal a boat, and escape through the canals.
Maida Widmann: If the witch hunter, Osric, still lives, he is the only person who can lead you to where the boy was found
Armastas: We will find him.
Armastas: You have my word.
Maida Widmann: go now, seek ou the blessing of Shallya, and stoip this evil before more suffer for my blindness.
Armastas: You will come with us.
CrazyMLC: you go to the port, yes?
Armastas: Yes.
Grimgost: Yes
CrazyMLC: You could always give her food and water
CrazyMLC: set her on a boat
Grimgost: Bad idea.
CrazyMLC: and let her sail away
Armastas: We bring her with us.
Vereus: Easier to see her through
Advere: Back
CrazyMLC: It is a foggy night
Vereus: Safer, too
Armastas: We can't abandon her, she's still considered to be a witch.
Advere: what happened
Armastas: Advere, Karl is evil.
Advere: i knew it
Armastas: HE's controlling the minds of everyone who sees or hears him.
Armastas: We freed Maida.
Grimgost: LET'S SEE HIM CONTROL MY HAMMER
Maida Widmann: If you are seen with me
Armastas: And we're escaping the city using a boat.
Maida Widmann: it is no doubt the black hats will recognize me
Armastas: Maida, you have no choice in the matter.
Armastas: Ye are too weak to survive alone.
Maida Widmann: and you must speak with osric
Armastas: Yer coming with us.
Maida Widmann: both cannot happen
Maida Widmann: if you take me
Armastas: We are taking you.
* Maida Widmann sighs.
Armastas: I dunnae fear the black hats.
Maida Widmann: Alright....
Maida Widmann: Is there perhaps a cloak I could wear?
Advere: ((sigh two game sessions and we didn;t even fight once lol))
CrazyMLC: after all of this setting the scene crap you fight a lot
Advere: *Give Maida my blanket
CrazyMLC: no worries
Armastas: ((Do we still have that coat?))
CrazyMLC: ok?
CrazyMLC: No
Armastas: ((Damn))
CrazyMLC: Gerda took it
Grimgost: ((ugh, the coat.))
Advere: i gave the blanket
Advere: it's good guys
Advere: xD
CrazyMLC: She wraps herself
Armastas: Here, wear this blanket over yer head for now, until we're outside.
CrazyMLC: So what now?
Armastas: And have more water and bread.
Advere: lol
Armastas: We take a boat, and escape.
Advere: lets see
CrazyMLC: She eats and drinks hungrily
Advere: yeah
Advere: wait a minute
Armastas: A small enough boat to hold us all, yet let us escape.
Advere: 'ima haggle the bot prices
CrazyMLC: As you all look down the dock
Armastas: WE'RE STEALING A BOAT!
Advere: boats tend to be... expensive
Advere: oh
Advere: ok
Advere: lemme do it
Armastas: NOT BUYING IT!
CrazyMLC: you notice that all of the boats have two guards
Armastas: We have a convicted 'witch' with us.
Armastas: Two guards?
CrazyMLC: yes
Grimgost: We also have hammers
Advere: ok heres the plan
CrazyMLC: most of which are sleeping
Grimgost: See my logic?
Armastas: *cracks knuckles*
CrazyMLC: but they can all see you
Advere: i talk to the guards
Advere: nvm
CrazyMLC: if they were to wake up
Advere: esh
Armastas: We take a boat with two sleeping guards
Advere: oh sleeping
Advere: lemme see
Grimgost: That works.
Armastas: Once we get going, we throw them overboard.
Grimgost: Assassinate once out
CrazyMLC: if you attack one it is no doubt you would soon have at least 12 fighting you.
Advere: no wait
Advere: i'll steal the boat
Advere: and wait at the Dood Canal
Armastas: Just let them sleep, and throw them into the water once we're outside the city walls.
Advere: for you guys
Grimgost: Steal boat, once we are out safely, assassinate the guards
Advere: esh
Armastas: Drown them in their sleep, it's quiet.
CrazyMLC: the guards are by the plank
Vereus: throat slitting
Advere: can;t i jsut steal the boat and rendevous with you guys?
CrazyMLC: to get onto the boat
Armastas: No, Advere
Advere: whynot?
Grimgost: SNEAKY TIME
Armastas: BECAUSE WE'RE ALL TOGETHER!
CrazyMLC: lol guys
Advere: esh
Grimgost: Because a boat takes multiple people to operate
CrazyMLC: want to know what the book assumes you do here?
Armastas: Do the guards carry bows?
CrazyMLC: yes
Advere: kill them all?
Armastas: Damn.
Advere: leave?
Armastas: We can't just run if they have bows.
CrazyMLC: The book assumes you leave maida
Advere: leave on foot?
Advere: oh wtf
Armastas: Well, fuck your book.
CrazyMLC: and that you stay in town
Advere: neva
Armastas: I'm a hero.
CrazyMLC: I agree!
Advere: we escape
Advere: to
Advere: anothe rport
CrazyMLC: a wonderful thing to do
Advere: and come back
Advere: to this topwn to kill karl
Armastas: FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH THE GUARDS!
CrazyMLC: but I'll have to improvise. X_X
Advere: esh
Grimgost: Nopes
Grimgost: we stay
Advere: we'll ahve to improvise
Armastas: Fuck you, Grimmy.
Grimgost: not leaving...
Grimgost: her
Armastas: I'm leaving with her.
Grimgost: exactly
Armastas: We're taking a boat, with her with us.
Grimgost: whatever
Grimgost: we're not leaving her
CrazyMLC: ok
Advere: esh
Vereus: improvisation makes things more interesting))
CrazyMLC: are you walking past the guards?
Grimgost: Aye!
Armastas: wait
Armastas: Dragon, cut their throats.
Advere: can
Advere: lol
Advere: in their sleep?
Armastas: Kill them quietly.
Armastas: Yes.
Advere: k
Armastas: I'm n Anti-Hero, now.
Armastas: teehee
CrazyMLC: coup-de-grace?
Grimgost: Can I strangle on with my beard?
Armastas: No, Grimgost.
Armastas: They have swords.
Grimgost: Dang.
CrazyMLC: they'd stab and kill your beard
Advere: i'll use
Armastas: Their asses are (coup de) gras.
CrazyMLC: it would be a sad day
Advere: silent move and concealment
CrazyMLC: silent move
CrazyMLC: nobody is looking
Advere: ok
CrazyMLC: 1d100
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 46
Advere: esh
CrazyMLC: under 70
Advere: success
CrazyMLC: so yes
CrazyMLC: kill one?
Advere: yes
Advere: in this way:
CrazyMLC: you slice his throat
CrazyMLC: ?
Advere: wait
Vereus: pull an Ezio, kill them both simultaneously
Vereus: ))
Advere: willl he wake up?
Armastas: No, if you cut his throat.
Advere: i ment
Armastas: Gently.
CrazyMLC: he'll get his throat sliced and gurgle a bit, then die
Advere: soemthing like a death throe
CrazyMLC: if you like
Armastas: No he won
Armastas: won't
Advere: k
Advere: i was gunna muffle the sound by covering his mouth
Advere: but w.e
Armastas: Don't bother.
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: puch him off of the docks?
Armastas: NO
CrazyMLC: push*
Advere: no
Armastas: No splashes.
Advere: i take an arrow
Advere: and
CrazyMLC: gently?
Advere: my dagger
Advere: and push them into both guard's throats
Armastas: Yes.
Advere: simultaneously
Grimgost: ROLLS
Armastas: Gentle.
CrazyMLC: it is a full moon out. btw
Armastas: Cool.
CrazyMLC: so full tide
CrazyMLC: it would be easy to dip the bodies into the water and leave them
Grimgost: I assume the guards have found the empty cage by now
Armastas: We don't care, we have no other options.
Armastas: We'll take the bodies with us.
CrazyMLC: They're finding it aobut now, actually
Armastas: And take their equipment.
CrazyMLC: well, 10 minutes ago
Armastas: Then dump the bodies into the water.
CrazyMLC: alright
CrazyMLC: it is a small boat
CrazyMLC: but big enough
Armastas: We'll dump them after we're out of town.
Armastas: Perfect.
CrazyMLC: not a dinghy
CrazyMLC: a real boat
CrazyMLC: just sort of small
CrazyMLC: so you sail out to sea?
CrazyMLC: out to river*
Vereus: Yes
Armastas: Yeah.
Advere: no shiz
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: you sail on
Grimgost: yep
CrazyMLC: this little boat has a small sail
Armastas: Strip the bodies of their armor.
Grimgost: take their stuff
CrazyMLC: and you make little progress
Armastas: And weapons.
Advere: ((3POK dont you like the wizar di placed beside you more?))
CrazyMLC: ok
Grimgost: Any good armor?
CrazyMLC: lets see what they have
Vereus: advere, ja))
Armastas: Black Hats have Swords, and Chainmail, I think.
CrazyMLC: "Black Hats all wear uniforms and the distinctive floppy black bat. The Black HaJj; typically carry a lantern on a pole, with at least one flask of lamp oiL As well, the lamplighters also carry several punks to the city lamps and ,muffers to extinguish them at dawn. Most carry a few coins-no more than IdS Schillings and IdlO Pennies."
Vereus: K))
Armastas: We take their hats.
Grimgost: YES
Armastas: As well as their bows.
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d10 => 7
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d10 => 9
Armastas: And arrows.
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d10 => 9
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d10 => 2
Armastas: How many arrows do they each have?
CrazyMLC: 10 schillings
Grimgost: Do we split the monies or what?
CrazyMLC: two floppy hats
Advere: i can store arrows in my epic quiver
CrazyMLC: some lamps
CrazyMLC: they have 20 arrows combined
Armastas: I want a hat.
Armastas: Hah!
Grimgost: I call hat
Armastas: We now have guard uniforms.
Advere: dude
CrazyMLC: and uniforms
Armastas: Advere could do some serious infiltration with these.
CrazyMLC: all human
Advere: yep
Grimgost: FFFFFF
Grimgost: anything that could fit a dwarf?
Advere: You'd never pass for a blackhat dwarves
Armastas: Exactly.
CrazyMLC: so not dwarves sneakiness, sorry
Grimgost: I do not care about stealthg
Grimgost: I just want a hat.
CrazyMLC: perhaps the hat could
Armastas: I say we give advere a hat and uniform.
Armastas: He wasn't seen freeing the witch.
Advere: and trhe lmp thing
CrazyMLC: you strip a black hat down to his undies and dump him over?
Advere: yep
Armastas: Both Black Hats.
Advere: AFTER
Advere: we
Armastas: After looting them thoroughally.
Advere: are far enoguh away form the city
Armastas: They can keep their underwear.
CrazyMLC: as you strip one
Grimgost: ?
CrazyMLC: he has an eye on his belly
CrazyMLC: that blinks
Advere: omfg
Grimgost: T_I
Advere: thats scary
Grimgost: Knife it
Vereus: Take that eyes.
Grimgost: Now
CrazyMLC: obviously, the sign of a mutant
Grimgost: Quickly
Vereus: Gouge, gouge, gouge.
Armastas: Hrmm
Armastas: That's odd.
Grimgost: ADVERE, STAB THE THING!
Advere: I AM
Armastas: Dump him
CrazyMLC: oy
Advere: *Stab the eye*
CrazyMLC: as you stab the eye
Armastas: WAIT
Armastas: They can see us!
CrazyMLC: the blood splatters onto your hand
Advere: i bet ya that's karl's sign
Advere: omfg
CrazyMLC: no, no
CrazyMLC: its merely a mutation
Armastas: Oh.
Advere: Clean my hand
Advere: CLEAN MY HAND
Grimgost: oh, so like an actual eye
CrazyMLC: as the blood splashes onto your hand
Advere: ARHG GET IT OFFFF
Grimgost: not a magic tatoo
CrazyMLC: you gain a corruption point
Armastas: WHY DID YOU STAB IT, FUCKTARD!
CrazyMLC: congrats
Armastas: Fuckin moron.
Grimgost: SO IT WOULD DIE
Grimgost: if it blinked
Vereus: hee hee))
Grimgost: it wasn't dead
Armastas: It would have died underwater.
CrazyMLC: when you get 6 you get a mutation!
Advere: omfg
CrazyMLC: happy!
Armastas: We were gonna dump his corpse.
Grimgost: what does he get from 1
Advere: i'm not touching anything mutated
Vereus: GAIN GAIN GAIN
Armastas: GO FOR A SCORPION TAIL AS YOUR MUTATION!
Vereus: ))
Grimgost: YES
Advere: Armastas
Grimgost: no wait
Advere: thats a great idea
Grimgost: shoot poison from eyes
Armastas: I rolled a mutant once.
Advere: esh
Advere: thats awesomne
Vereus: Or a retractable spine in the wrist))
Advere: i could coat my atrrows with my eye poison
Armastas: He had 4 arms, hooves, acid sweat, and a scorpion tail.
CrazyMLC: hehe
Armastas: It was badass
CrazyMLC: its an idea
Vereus: i've been playing a lot of Assassins Creed II))
CrazyMLC: just so you know
Armastas: Mutations are random.
Advere: do i lose my mind?
CrazyMLC: not all mutants give you corruption points
CrazyMLC: just so you know
CrazyMLC: dont worry
Advere: an eye on my hand
CrazyMLC: lol, no
CrazyMLC: remember, 1/6
Armastas: Alright, well, we have looted the guards, dumped their corpses, and are out of town.
Advere: would be pretty awesome on pick poketing
CrazyMLC: Ah!
Armastas: Not really.
CrazyMLC: Doh.
Armastas: OW, FUCK!
Advere: i coudl see what i was stealing
Armastas: SHARP OBJECTS IN THEIR POCKETS!
Advere: shit
CrazyMLC: I'm sorry, you have a chance to not get a point
Armastas: GOUGE OUT YOUR HAND!
Advere: lol
CrazyMLC: toughness
Advere: k
CrazyMLC: roll it
Advere: esh
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 36
Advere: yay
CrazyMLC: wow
Advere: i get 0 corruption
CrazyMLC: 2 under
Grimgost: wtf?
CrazyMLC: my bad
CrazyMLC: you get a toughness test
Grimgost: I don't even know what just happened
Armastas: By the way, am I the leader?
Advere: fudge
Grimgost: yeah
Advere: if your the leader
CrazyMLC: never you mind
CrazyMLC: advere stabs the eye
CrazyMLC: it stops blinking
Armastas: Grimgost, you can be my captain.
Advere: esh
Armastas: Advere, you're my spy commander.
Advere: i get no votes
Advere: great i control intel.
CrazyMLC: sailing is an actual skill
Armastas: Vereus is my court wizard.
CrazyMLC: and it uses agi
CrazyMLC: so you might want Advere as your sailor
Advere: esh
Armastas: Advere is the Spy Commander/Seaman.
Advere: i control boats!
Advere: i kne wi could hijack a boat
CrazyMLC: there are rules for river trading/travelling
CrazyMLC: but I dont have them
Advere: lols
CrazyMLC: so you can just sell it
CrazyMLC:
Grimgost:
Grimgost: MORE MONIES
Armastas: We'll just assume we made it safely out of town.
Advere: sell what?
CrazyMLC: Yes.
CrazyMLC: Boat
Advere: lol
Advere: why
CrazyMLC:
Armastas: We should keep the boat.
CrazyMLC: I don't have river trading ules
Advere: yeah
Armastas: And name it.
CrazyMLC: rules*
Grimgost: Uhhhh
Armastas: I say we name it the Highwind.
Grimgost: Naw
Advere: .
Armastas: We should have a race to pick the name
Grimgost: no
Advere: RiverSpear
Grimgost: stop quoting kingdom hearts
Armastas: ((Kingdom Hearts Reference))
Armastas: DAMN!
Grimgost:
Advere: RiverSpear
Advere:
Grimgost: yeah, that sounds good
Armastas: RiverSpear?
Armastas: Alright.
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: RiverSpear it is
Grimgost: GO GO RAINSPEAR
Advere: i say we tie a spear to the helm
Advere: lol
Armastas: We must adorn it with +_ Wooden Spikes _+
Grimgost: no
Grimgost: +_River Spikes_+
CrazyMLC: The current name painted onto the boat is 'Lily'
Vereus: *Menacing Wooden Spikes*))
Grimgost: made of water
Advere: omfg
Advere: really Crazy?
Advere: Lil
Vereus: *>*))
Advere: lily*
CrazyMLC: Well, Lilian
Armastas: Repaint it with the blood of those Black Hats.
Grimgost: cross out the y
Advere: what ind of half aresed name is 'Lily'
Grimgost: and name it
Grimgost: Lil' RiverSpear
Armastas: NO
CrazyMLC: Also
Grimgost: XD
Advere: lil?
Advere: wtf
Armastas: We'll just find some paint.
CrazyMLC: only Vereus know what it says
CrazyMLC: knows
Advere: ok
CrazyMLC: and most people
Armastas: This is our main mode of transportation.
CrazyMLC: wont know it says Lilian
Advere: well
Armastas: It needs a badass name.
Advere: Vereus
Advere: Rewrite the name to
Armastas: AND IT MUST MENACE WITH SPIKES OF DONKEY LEATHER!
Advere: RiverSpear or
Grimgost: WHAT IS THE BOAT'S NAME
Advere: RiverWarrior
Advere: or
Advere: TideWarrior
* Vereus rewrites it as Riverspear
CrazyMLC: He changes it to "Vereus's comet" and says it says RiverSpear.
Grimgost: And be encircled with bands of Cat Intestine
Advere: omfg
Advere: fudge you crazy xD
CrazyMLC: He could, he could
Armastas: Vereus' Comet?
CrazyMLC: lol
CrazyMLC: RiverSpear
Armastas: ...Better than Lillian.
Advere: we already rewrote it
CrazyMLC: yeah
Armastas: lol
Advere: so w.e\
Armastas: Okay, RiverSpear!
Grimgost: Encircled with bands of demon leather
Grimgost: actually
Grimgost: that
Grimgost: would be valualble
CrazyMLC: It would
Advere: sell?
CrazyMLC: since Demons evaporate when killed
Grimgost:
Grimgost: skin'd alive
CrazyMLC: the skin is still living!
Advere: omfg
CrazyMLC: 'But.. its tanned...'
Advere: scary
Advere: wait
CrazyMLC: Erm, I'm not ripping you off, no!
Grimgost: IT BLEEEEDS
Advere: that would be ultimate winter coat
CrazyMLC:
Advere: its warm becase it's alive
Grimgost: Good sir, your coat is bleeding
CrazyMLC: lol
CrazyMLC: LOL
Grimgost: That just means it's working!
Armastas: Okay, we now have a badass pirate ship, and hats to match.
CrazyMLC: I think we'll end around here
Armastas: Alright, save the logs.
Advere: k
Grimgost: alright