dragonxp:
|
make the bacground black
|
dragonxp:
|
so there are boundries D
|
Blue Demon:
|
your mansion has no computers
|
CrazyMLC:
|
this all takes place in a laaaarge city
|
dragonxp:
|
WHERE DO I BUILD IT
|
Blue Demon:
|
smashing guards' faces
|
Pandastar994:
|
can we start soon?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I dont even have a map
|
CrazyMLC:
|
We're starting!
|
dragonxp:
|
i'll build the city
|
Benpasko:
|
MLC, every map is infinite sized
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it'll take too long to load/make
|
CrazyMLC:
|
all you need is that
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it is a large port town
|
dragonxp:
|
i'll begin construction
|
CrazyMLC:
|
called Marienburg
|
Benpasko:
|
I have bubblewrap, be jealous
|
Blue Demon:
|
the one with the tradesman?
|
|
Dietmar:
|
Start i command you!!! or ill rip out
your intestines and strangle you with them!!! and then dump you in
a cardboard box and ship you to mexico to supply food!!!
|
|
Dietmar:
|
he he me funny...
|
CrazyMLC:
|
everyone, shut up
|
Blue Demon:
|
I just realized
|
Blue Demon is disconnected.
|
Dietmar:
|
Ok wat going on
|
Hyperkultra has connected.
Hyperkultra:
|
just realized
|
Hyperkultra:
|
I need this name
|
|
Dietmar:
|
wat?
|
Hyperkultra:
|
to control my guys
|
|
Dietmar:
|
sorry bout that
|
Hyperkultra is disconnected.
|
Dietmar:
|
RAWR!!!! me Dino sent hear to eats
your puny branes
|
|
Dietmar:
|
!!!
|
Blue Demon has connected.
CrazyMLC:
|
you're all in a port town
|
CrazyMLC:
|
called marienburg
|
Benpasko:
|
MLC, give hyper ownership of grimgost
|
|
Dietmar:
|
im not im in grass feild
|
dragonxp:
|
contruction has began
|
Dietmar:
|
now thers a mini swingin a sword...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Ahhh. Now THAT'S more like it!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Now where'd I put me pint?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Listening.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you all get letters
|
CrazyMLC:
|
from a certain lady
|
Dietmar:
|
should i go to another map?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
by the name of Selena Reiva
|
CrazyMLC:
|
no, you're fine panda
|
Grimgost:
|
Aye, I have the letter
|
dragonxp:
|
describe the building we are in
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you're all in your respective inns
|
CrazyMLC:
|
none of you know eachother
|
Benpasko:
|
WHY CAN'T I IMPERSONATE ARMASTAS
|
CrazyMLC:
|
lets start down in slphabetical order
|
Benpasko:
|
IS THERE A DIFFERENT WAY TO CHANGE
YOUR CHAT NAME!?!?!
|
Dietmar:
|
im in an open feild with nothin but a
mini...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
no, MLC needs to give you ownership
|
|
Dietmar:
|
now theres tokens...
|
Benpasko:
|
I have ownership
|
dragonxp:
|
hey i was contructing marien burg
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you're fine here
|
|
Dietmar:
|
of...wat?
|
Benpasko:
|
MLC, Dragon was building
|
|
Grimgost:
|
maybe you are legless
|
CrazyMLC:
|
alphabetical order
|
Benpasko:
|
Send hi back before I eat your family
and all it stands for
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You hear a knock on the door
|
dragonxp:
|
Advere comes before
|
|
Dietmar:
|
stop interupting story me entertained
|
CrazyMLC:
|
|
Benpasko:
|
LEMME ROLL AN INTELLIGENCE CHECK TO
DETERMINE IF I KNOW WHAT A DOOR IS
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 43
Benpasko:
|
WHY NO I DO NOT
|
CrazyMLC:
|
what do you do?
|
|
Dietmar:
|
hit it!!!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you hear "I'm here to bring you to
lady Reiva"
|
CrazyMLC:
|
fromt he other side of the door
|
Blue Demon:
|
an intelligence check for knowledge of
a door would never fly in a face 2 face game
|
|
Dietmar:
|
wheres the map we playing on?
|
Benpasko:
|
Club the lovecraftian horror that is
the door
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Pandastar994: We aren't using a map
right now.
|
Benpasko:
|
Or, alternatively, open it
|
CrazyMLC:
|
on the other side you see a very thin
man
|
|
Dietmar:
|
ohhhhh...well i fail the intelligence
checks
|
CrazyMLC:
|
with black hair
|
|
Armastas:
|
Sounds like an elf to me
|
|
Dietmar:
|
BREAK HIM LIKE A TWIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|
Armastas:
|
...damn
|
Blue Demon:
|
we hate gobbos here
|
|
Dietmar:
|
sooo he does wat?
|
|
Armastas:
|
nope, I hate elves
|
|
Grimgost:
|
HAMMER 'IM ANYWAY!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
he says 'come along, I'll take you to
her'
|
|
Dietmar:
|
yay!!!
|
dragonxp:
|
how many people are there
|
|
Dietmar:
|
69
|
|
Armastas:
|
Who is the her, laddie, and why should
I trust ye rather than gut ye and mount yer head on me wall?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
hm... servant token....
|
|
Armastas:
|
LAMIA
|
dragonxp:
|
use lamia for god sakes
|
|
Grimgost:
|
You shouldn't. Get on wit' the guttin'.
|
|
servant:
|
well, I'm her servant...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Oh, so you acted in Twilight?
|
|
servant:
|
And if you want to be paid, you'll
follow me.
|
|
servant:
|
So come along.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
Following...
|
|
Armastas:
|
Why not just kill both you and her,
and take yer money?
|
|
servant:
|
Yes, the same thing happens to all of
you.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
cause of the loot on the trip...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Good answer.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
and maby a child on the way soon(ha ha)
|
|
servant:
|
And like I was saying
|
|
servant:
|
the police would be hot on your trail
|
|
servant:
|
murderers are not treated well.
|
|
servant:
|
and, for one thing, you wont be able
to kill her if you don't follow me.
|
|
Armastas:
|
...
|
|
servant:
|
So, please, come along.
|
|
Armastas:
|
I see yer point. I'll come along, pray
I dinnae change mah mind.
|
|
servant:
|
*lady reiva and the people she hires.
sheesh.*
|
|
Dietmar:
|
so then lets go
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ah heard that, whelp.
|
|
servant:
|
what?
|
|
servant:
|
Nothing.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
so wait theres not going to be a map?
|
|
Armastas:
|
...
|
|
servant:
|
no.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
not until combat commences
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Use this for OOC chat))
|
|
Dietmar:
|
YES A MAP!!!!!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
NOOOO!
|
|
Dietmar:
|
sorry for interupting
|
|
Armastas:
|
((MLC, ya lazy fucker))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((Weak.))
|
|
Dietmar:
|
so all were going to do is talk
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you all arrive in a meeting area
|
|
Armastas:
|
((shhh
|
|
Armastas:
|
))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and you have 5 minutes to talk with
each other
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((Talk and eat elf meat.))
|
|
Dietmar:
|
talking and eating tiny people
|
|
Armastas:
|
((That's an action, not an ooc chat))
|
|
servant:
|
Lady Reiva will be with you soon.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
he leaves the room.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((is everyone else there too))
|
|
Cobblestone3_dgw-a:
|
This town is quiet nice plain of grass.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
XD
|
|
Grimgost:
|
TALKING GROUND!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
*HAMMER*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the ground explodes
|
|
Armastas:
|
*Alo hammer*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the ground explodes again
|
|
Armastas:
|
*Also hammer*
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((I thought you had an Axe.))
|
|
servant:
|
What are you all doing in here?
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Nope, Ulric sounded pretty kick-ass))
|
|
servant:
|
Please don't break anything.
|
|
Armastas:
|
((I have a great flail))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
he leaves again
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ah'll break what ah want.
|
|
Armastas:
|
*smash the ground again*
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Lawl, we're a bunch of mutes and
retards))
|
|
servant:
|
smash the ground again and I'll be
forced to escort you off of the premises.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Is everyone already there?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
everyone is there, yes
|
|
Armastas:
|
Oohhh, escort meh off the premises! Ah
be shakin in me britches!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you're all supposed to be talking
right now, not smashing floors. XD
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Stop smashing the ground, ya hick.
|
|
Armastas:
|
((The floors fucking deserve it))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((They looked at me funny))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
What, were ya raised inna barn?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the area you were smashing has a
rather nice rug on it
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it now looks rather... broken
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Hah, suck it rug!))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
A very nice Ikean rug.
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Armastas-1 Furniture- 0))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Mine's bigger.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ah gotta keep mah smashin arm strong
|
|
Armastas:
|
((MLC, for clarification, whose weapon
is bigger?))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
And I can strangle you with my BEARD.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
3POK?
|
Blue Demon:
|
You back yet?
|
|
Armastas:
|
3POK still hasn't shown.
|
Blue Demon:
|
is everyone else still here?
|
|
Armastas:
|
...I'm not
|
Blue Demon:
|
Dragon, it's lookin nioce
|
CrazyMLC:
|
a woman walks in
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Zoom way out on the Main Storage
Map))
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Hello.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Hello, lassie
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
My name is Selena.
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Please, come into my office.
|
Grimgost:
|
You sent us the letters and brought us
here.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Wait, ah'm not finished smashin yer
floor
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Heh, yes, I suppose I did.
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
The floor?
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Ah!
|
Grimgost:
|
*grab by hammer and pull him into
office.
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
That rug!
|
Grimgost:
|
Cmon, ya idjit.
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
It was a priceless family heirloom!
|
|
Armastas:
|
*giggle*
|
dragonxp:
|
you coudl atelast bas ethis in the
towni built
|
|
Armastas:
|
Well, it was rather poorly constructed.
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
*sigh*
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
I can always get it repaired.
|
|
Armastas:
|
It gave with a single swing o me hammer
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
It is rather old, you know.
|
Grimgost:
|
Shuddup and get in the office already.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
okay im back
|
|
Armastas:
|
((She's not pissed off enough, she's
up to something. Attack))
|
|
Dietmar:
|
wats happening now?
|
|
Advere:
|
Where did you go in the first place.
|
Grimgost:
|
Ulric, your an idiot.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ulric is a god, ye fool
|
CrazyMLC:
|
As you look at her, you realize she is
very beautiful.
|
|
Advere:
|
Suuuuure.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
RAPE!!!
|
|
Advere:
|
why nto sue soemthing better
|
|
Armastas:
|
Yer blasphemy is very...how ya
say...indicative of yer stupidity.
|
|
Advere:
|
liek this
|
|
Armastas:
|
((LEMME ROLL MY RAPE CHECK!))
|
|
Advere:
|
the person under grimgost
|
CrazyMLC:
|
As you walk into her office you pass a
few guards
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 23
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d100 => 74
|
Armastas:
|
((I succeed!))
|
|
Dietmar:
|
PASS!!!
|
Grimgost:
|
((Spoken as in "God, your an idiot.))
|
|
Dietmar:
|
i think...
|
|
Armastas:
|
((I get away with rape!))
|
|
Dietmar:
|
I do help!!!
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 17
|
Armastas:
|
((Ewww, fuck off))
|
Grimgost:
|
I get one bettar
|
|
Armastas:
|
sshhiittttt
|
|
Advere:
|
*grabs Armastas* Wtf you doin
|
|
Dietmar:
|
NO ITS MINE!!!
|
|
Dietmar:
|
STeal her and run!!!
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 41
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 8
Grimgost:
|
I'LL FIGHT EM OFF
|
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d100 => 86
|
Advere:
|
omfg guys
|
|
Dietmar:
|
I got 69 with her
|
|
Dietmar:
|
Just kidding
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you're in her office
|
CrazyMLC:
|
please, no rape.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
|
|
Armastas:
|
Dietmar, you're bad at raping and
being awesome like mahself
|
|
Advere:
|
*Stands and talks valiantly against
guards*
|
|
Dietmar:
|
darn i was looking forward to that(jk)
|
|
Advere:
|
no really
|
|
Dietmar:
|
no she not
|
Blue Demon:
|
thats not her
|
|
Advere:
|
don;t you have a better toekn crazy?
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
What are you all murmuring about?
|
|
Advere:
|
may i suggest these?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
wait, the question mark is a token?
|
|
Armastas:
|
We're murmurin aboot hypothetical rape.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
still...UGLY
|
|
Armastas:
|
Dun mind us.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
XD
|
|
Advere:
|
hbere i give armastas the red haird one
|
|
Armastas:
|
((That's not a joke, I actually said
that.))
|
|
Advere:
|
sorry
|
|
Dietmar:
|
sorry wat i miss?
|
|
Advere:
|
i never put up these tokens yet
|
|
Advere:
|
xD
|
|
Armastas:
|
((okay, can we proceed? This is
amusing))
|
|
Dietmar:
|
Who touched me!!?!?!
|
|
Advere:
|
Diet got seduced
|
|
Dietmar:
|
BY AN UGLY *****!!!
|
|
Dietmar:
|
DARN!!! im still virgin!!! CLaimed it!!
|
|
Armastas:
|
...
|
|
Advere:
|
wait wait wait, how old are you?
|
|
Dietmar:
|
wait she magic so i veto those
|
|
Dietmar:
|
me?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Go fuck yerself, dietmar.
|
Blue Demon is disconnected.
|
Dietmar:
|
Wow...youd like that wouldnt you FAG
|
|
Dietmar:
|
Just kidding
|
|
Armastas:
|
Although, I doubt ye could, given yer
mental capacity, you'd end up hurtin yerself.
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
What are you all murmuring about?
|
|
Dietmar:
|
why you gonna go and say that
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Please, please, sit down.
|
|
Armastas:
|
HYPOTHETICAL RAPE AND SELF-FUCKING
|
Blue Demon has connected.
|
Dietmar:
|
YES!!!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
She gestures to some chairs
|
|
Armastas:
|
hrmm
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d10 => 7
3POK:
|
i must pay attention
|
|
Dietmar:
|
why the chairs and not her?
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Now.
|
3POK is disconnected.
|
Dietmar:
|
HA HA!!!!!!
|
|
Armastas:
|
Okay, yer chairs get ta live.
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Please
|
|
Dietmar:
|
sorry will zip it...
|
|
Armastas:
|
*sit down*
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
now then
|
|
Dietmar:
|
*fell off the chair*
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
oop!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
*sits*
|
|
Dietmar:
|
*stays on the ground*
|
|
Armastas:
|
*hammer Dietmar*
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Are you all right?
|
|
Armastas:
|
No he ain't.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Pansy.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
*playing mah moves*
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Get back up and siddown.
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Guards! Please help this man back into
his chair.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
*kicks*
|
|
Armastas:
|
Never has been, an I ain't talkin bout
injuries from hammers or chairs
|
|
Advere:
|
Diet cannot say something without
getting his arse kicked *Shakes head*
|
|
Dietmar:
|
*ha ha i gots the attention*
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((KICK ROLL))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the guards walk in and sit dietmar
down on his chair
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 14
|
Grimgost:
|
dang
|
|
Dietmar:
|
DONT MAN HANDLE ME!!! let her do it...
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Seriously. I will fucking end you. I
get to be the center of attention >:[))
|
|
Advere:
|
*Glares at Dietmar willing him to
shutup*
|
|
Armastas:
|
Dun't do it, lass.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
*Smacks both over the heads*
|
|
Dietmar:
|
god this has a lot of jokes in it...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Behave, you idiots.
|
|
guard:
|
She knows what you're up to, lad.
|
|
guard:
|
best to just sit down.
|
|
Armastas:
|
He's a...how to say...convicted sex
and or war criminal...
|
|
Dietmar:
|
ok...*sits and doesnt fall*
|
|
guard:
|
ever since her husband died shes...
|
|
Armastas:
|
Gettin within five feet o him'd be
ill-advised.
|
|
Advere:
|
DO as the guard says DIet, otherwise,
you'll leave this place by having Grim and Armastas kicking it out
|
|
guard:
|
well.
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
now then
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Move along, guard
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Dun listen to either of them, they're
idiots.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Now then.
|
|
Armastas:
|
(nice rack)
|
|
Grimgost:
|
You called us here for a reason.
|
|
Advere:
|
This is coming from a Dwarf who has
lower Intelligence then me.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
OMG LOOK IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE
CLERIC!!!! IT LOOKS LIKE A ******!!!! WOW i gots problems...
|
|
Armastas:
|
(hah)
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Yes, you were.
|
|
Armastas:
|
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
|
|
Dietmar:
|
ok...
|
|
Advere:
|
*sighs*
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
I wanted you all to do some
investigating for me.
|
|
Advere:
|
got it lady
|
|
Dietmar:
|
I WILL!!!
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
There have been issues as of late.
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
perhaps you haven't heard?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
No?
|
|
Armastas:
|
((The retarded pervert requires
subtlety, not just blantent jokes at every turn))
|
|
Advere:
|
COuld you get to the point?
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Well
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Let me explain
|
|
Advere:
|
*more sighs*
|
|
Dietmar:
|
not meant to be perverted
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
This boy appeared in front of a crowd
of people
|
|
Advere:
|
DIet shush
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
with mutants!
|
|
Dietmar:
|
fine
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
mutants surrounding him
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Whut?!
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
he had a hammer in his grasp
|
|
Armastas:
|
Dun worry, ah'm an experienced killer.
Little boys're no threat, lady.
|
|
Advere:
|
No..
|
|
Dietmar:
|
EGAD!!!!
|
|
Armastas:
|
((dibs on the hammer))
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
and the mark of a twin tailed comet on
his chest
|
|
Dietmar:
|
so???
|
|
Advere:
|
aaaaaaaaaaaannd?
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
the crowd saw him slew his attackers
|
|
Armastas:
|
Shut yer mouth!
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
with this hammer
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Uh
|
|
Armastas:
|
*punches Dietmar. Hard.*
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
just like sigmar himself
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Sigmar!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
That's unusual...
|
|
Dietmar:
|
no...i ask questions if i want to....
|
|
Armastas:
|
Woman, Ulric be the lord o hammers.\
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
They proclaimed him Sigmar reborn.
|
|
Advere:
|
Uh, wait a sec..
|
|
Dietmar:
|
no i be the lord(HA HA!!!)
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
With the mark of the twin tailed
comet, the mark of sigmar
|
|
Advere:
|
You hired Dwarves to INVESTIGATE?
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
and the hammer
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
just like sigmar
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Seriously. Lemme roll my attack for
that punch on Dietmar))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Advere has a point...
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 26
|
Armastas:
|
((I hit.))
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
hit
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d10+modifier => 5 + 4 = 9
|
Selena Reiva:
|
You hit him?
|
|
Advere:
|
*watches has Diet and Armastas Squable
|
|
Armastas:
|
((no, wait))
|
|
Advere:
|
Seriously lady
|
|
Armastas:
|
((I want to roll 1d4 for damage))
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Calm down!
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d4 => 1
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Let me explain
|
|
Advere:
|
Dwarves aren't for investigating
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Dietmar takes 0 damage))
|
|
Advere:
|
they are for bashing things senseless
|
|
Armastas:
|
((But is severely annoyed))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
very true.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
wait what happened now?
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
So, the crowds took this boy to the
temple of sigmar
|
|
Armastas:
|
Aye, but she mentioned a nice hammer.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
i was getting ice cream...
|
|
Advere:
|
Diet
|
|
Armastas:
|
Which has mah interest.
|
|
Advere:
|
Sit outside
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Where the priest said he was Sigmar
reborn!
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
So now, there is this huge group of
people
|
|
Advere:
|
*Sighs Impatiently*
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
travelling with the boy
|
|
Armastas:
|
Killin a few wee beasties wit a hammer
doesn't make ye a god.
|
|
Advere:
|
hes like 10
|
|
Grimgost:
|
So, what do you want us to investigate?
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
to the capital of the Empire to have
him recognized as Sigmar
|
|
Advere:
|
you ran from ninjas
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUCK YOU
|
|
Advere:
|
when you were 10
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
to be made king once more!
|
|
Advere:
|
Ninjas Mutants
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ah'll stop his ascension ta kinghood.
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
But there have been doubts.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Dun worry.
|
|
Advere:
|
Ninjas are lower then Mutants
|
|
Advere:
|
DOubts like this dwarf here
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
I want you all to investigate the boy.
|
|
Advere:
|
seriosly
|
|
Dietmar:
|
so now they even since they both
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Where did he come from?
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Why is he here?
|
|
Advere:
|
Dwarves for investigating?
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Is he really Sigmar reborn?
|
|
Advere:
|
They are most likely destroy the boy
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Well
|
|
Grimgost:
|
More likely for muscle.
|
|
Armastas:
|
((lol, mlc is ignoring us at this
point))
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
You dwarves will provide the muscle!
|
|
Armastas:
|
Wow, called that shit.
|
|
Advere:
|
The Muscle?
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
But I'm sure you can do some
investigating, hm?
|
|
Dietmar:
|
and the people in ta vents
|
|
Advere:
|
Where does muscle come in
|
|
Armastas:
|
Nay.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Barfights.
|
|
Advere:
|
Ehh
|
|
Advere:
|
guess your right
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
At the very least I am sure you can
follow around Advere and Dietmar here.
|
|
Advere:
|
questioning strangers can get ugly
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Where else to gather info than Bars?
|
|
Advere:
|
DIetmar?
|
|
Dietmar:
|
dont follow me ill get u lost
|
|
Advere:
|
He can't find his way around his hand
|
Grimgost:
|
((Where's 3POK?))
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Hahaha, Advere then.
|
|
Armastas:
|
I dunnae like investigating, and
Grimgost here doesn't have enough brains ta spoil his pants.
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Oh, yes, Vereus...
|
|
Advere:
|
*sighs*
|
Grimgost:
|
I have enough hammer to spoil your
FACE!
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
you have not spoken yet
|
|
Dietmar:
|
me?
|
|
Advere:
|
no
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
are you willing you go and investigate?
|
|
Advere:
|
you have said enough
|
|
Armastas:
|
((No, 3POK))
|
|
Advere:
|
DIet
|
|
Dietmar:
|
YES I AM!!!!!!!!!!
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Good.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ah may go, but ah better get paid fer
this.
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Now, you all will be payed handsomely.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ah, there it is.
|
|
Advere:
|
Diet doesna understand english
|
Grimgost:
|
LET'S MAKE A SUICIDE PACT!
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ermm...fuck no?
|
Grimgost:
|
that was my music
|
|
Dietmar:
|
No habla espanol
|
|
Advere:
|
Can we atleast
|
|
Advere:
|
NOT
|
|
Dietmar:
|
or englisk
|
|
Advere:
|
be in
|
|
Advere:
|
a
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Now, you'll all be payed 150 gold
gcrowns.
|
|
Advere:
|
stupid plain of grass
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
A grand sum.
|
|
Advere:
|
er thanks lady
|
|
Dietmar:
|
now or after its done
|
Grimgost:
|
((go to map1 it has a nice town
|
Advere:
|
it was made by me
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Are you up to the task?
|
dragonxp:
|
Crazy senbd that shit to background
|
|
Dietmar:
|
switch maps?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Lady, ye may not know this, but I'm an
important person. Ah get paid that much fer birthday parties and
lectures.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ah expect much more fer actual work
|
|
Dietmar:
|
and to play with cute puppies*ha ha*
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
150 gold crowns for birthdays?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Aye
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Hysterical!
|
|
Armastas:
|
((I'm a badass killing machine, and
everyone has to know that.))
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
150 gold crowns is enough to but full
chain armor.
|
Grimgost:
|
((My stats are better.))
|
|
Dietmar:
|
so do u have an infection on ur anus?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ah'm wearing 6 sets o that right now.
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
No, I see nothing but a leather jerkin.
|
|
Armastas:
|
They're made o special metal, that
only fools cannae see
|
Grimgost:
|
You lack even pants.
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
In fact, you're a Troll Slayer, are
you not?
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
you don't wear armor.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
i have pants on!!!
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
nothing but the clothes on your back.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ah also dunnae wear clothes. Care to
come see?
|
Grimgost:
|
Not his backSIDE
|
|
Dietmar:
|
no
|
* Selena Reiva shivers
|
Armastas:
|
((SHUT UP, I HAD NOTHIN))
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Ahem.
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Are you all up to the task?
|
dragonxp:
|
has to be bacground
|
|
Dietmar:
|
so wat do?
|
|
Armastas:
|
((LOL SHIVERS OF ECSTASY))
|
|
Dietmar:
|
Yes
|
Grimgost:
|
It's a dine price
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
I want you to investigate this boy
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
who was said to be sigmar reborn
|
|
Dietmar:
|
im not a petifile though
|
Grimgost:
|
((WHY DOES MY ICON DISAPPEAR BUT NO
ONE ELSES?
|
dragonxp:
|
Where teh fuck do we investigate
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Dietmar, yer a tard))
|
dragonxp:
|
alll i see is grass
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
in this town
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
where it happened
|
dragonxp:
|
yeah what town lady?
|
|
Armastas:
|
((PEDOPHILE!!! IT'S FUCKING SPELLED
PEDOPHILE!!!!))
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
many people will know what happened.
|
Grimgost:
|
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
This is Marienburg, is it now?
|
Grimgost:
|
WHERE IS MY ICON
|
|
Advere:
|
ALL I SEE IS GRASS EVERYWHERE
|
|
Dietmar:
|
so i spelled it petifile get over it
|
|
Armastas:
|
((I ROLL A HARD-ON CHECK!))
|
|
Dietmar:
|
Same here
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 39
|
Advere:
|
Diet
|
|
Armastas:
|
((SUCCESS!!!))
|
|
Dietmar:
|
yes
|
|
Advere:
|
there is no way you could spell the
word A.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
A
|
|
Advere:
|
wrong
|
|
Grimgost:
|
It's a christmas miracle
|
|
Dietmar:
|
ther i did it
|
|
Advere:
|
its a
|
|
Armastas:
|
((I now have an obvious hard-on))
|
|
Advere:
|
not A
|
|
Dietmar:
|
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
|
|
Advere:
|
|
|
Dietmar:
|
alphabet done
|
|
Advere:
|
can;t do it backwards can ye?
|
|
Dietmar:
|
i is smart
|
|
Dietmar:
|
no
|
|
Dietmar:
|
yes
|
|
Advere:
|
wtf is i is smart
|
|
Dietmar:
|
sorta
|
|
Advere:
|
it is I am SMart
|
|
Dietmar:
|
its i are smart
|
|
Advere:
|
get it right old man
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
So, I'll see you tomorrow night.
|
|
Advere:
|
wtf
|
|
Advere:
|
i are smart?
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
good luck investigating.
|
|
Armastas:
|
((MLC, does she see and totally want
my new hard-on??))
|
|
Advere:
|
where is your brains?
|
|
Advere:
|
in your cock?
|
|
Dietmar:
|
OLD MAN!!!!! im not old im cenile!!!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Shes not up for any shit
|
|
Dietmar:
|
in my head(not that you sicko)
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Pfftt))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((She totally wants me))
|
|
Dietmar:
|
to die
|
|
Dietmar:
|
violently
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Stop making mastribation motions in my
directions, if you please.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
by falling off a cliff
|
Grimgost:
|
I think I see a rotund woman eyeing
you Armastas.
|
|
Armastas:
|
I dunnae think ah will
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Now, leave.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
no i stay
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 53
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 21
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d100 => 88
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d100 => 92
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Guards! Please escort these fine men
off of the premises.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
HAMMER UR MOM!!!!!!*not nasty*
|
Grimgost:
|
Let's go ya idiots.
|
|
Armastas:
|
I wouldn't but that guard doesn't look
like he enjoys my prescence
|
|
Armastas:
|
*Leave*
|
Grimgost:
|
*Drag Dietar out.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
*leaves*
|
|
guard:
|
Alright men, lets go.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
ill drag myself
|
|
Armastas:
|
*But first, make more jacking-off
motions at her*
|
|
Dietmar:
|
*drags self out*
|
|
guard:
|
Outside, outside.
|
|
guard:
|
No harassing Lady Reiva.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ah'm goin, ah'm goin.
|
Grimgost:
|
Why did I have to fail the HAMMER2FACE
check?
|
* Selena Reiva shudders.
|
Dietmar:
|
i didnt i annoyed
|
|
Armastas:
|
And I'll harass whoever ah damn well
please.
|
|
Advere:
|
*Grabs Armastas*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
It is dark outside, as it is night.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
*grabs the wall*
|
|
Armastas:
|
*doesn't get grabbed*
|
|
Dietmar:
|
*sicko*
|
|
Advere:
|
Cut's a nick in Armasta's Ear*
|
|
Armastas:
|
((By the end of this adventure, I hope
to seduce at lest 3 women. Hot ones))
|
|
Armastas:
|
*Doesn't get his ear cut*
|
|
Advere:
|
All you get are haggy old beggers
|
|
Dietmar:
|
*grabs guard and snaps his neck and
hits armasta with the body*
|
|
Dietmar:
|
OWNED!!!!
|
|
Advere:
|
Diet
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You have a much better chance of
finding a willing hooker
|
|
Advere:
|
You aren;t smart enough to snap a neck
|
|
Dietmar:
|
Ouch.....
|
|
Armastas:
|
*Summons an invisible pink unicorn to
eat Dietmar*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
than actually getting a girl to like
you.
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUCK YOU, MLC!
|
|
Dietmar:
|
*OMG RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!1*
|
|
Armastas:
|
I AM A PIECE OF SEX!
|
Grimgost:
|
To the Red Light district!!!
|
Grimgost:
|
|
CrazyMLC:
|
lowest fel in the party
|
|
Advere:
|
Dwraves aren;t jsut reasonable.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
*that noone wants*
|
|
Advere:
|
Diet is just to idiotic
|
CrazyMLC:
|
So, you all go to sleep, yes?
|
|
Advere:
|
Sleep?
|
|
Advere:
|
What sleep
|
|
Advere:
|
ROgues don;t sleep
|
|
Armastas:
|
At least ah've got me witty banter
|
|
Dietmar:
|
no i faint
|
|
Advere:
|
Screw that
|
|
Dietmar:
|
not in the same room
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Dietmar has the highest Int))
|
|
Advere:
|
i go to a nearby bar and haggle the
prices to insanly low
|
|
Advere:
|
and take Armastas with me
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You already have. XD
|
|
Armastas:
|
Aye!
|
|
Dietmar:
|
YES!!!
|
|
Advere:
|
And we drink till morning
|
|
Dietmar:
|
GAy
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Advere haggles for all of you?
|
Grimgost:
|
I want my own room.
|
|
Advere:
|
ANd i haggle the prices for diet to
maximum
|
|
Dietmar:
|
thats gay why would u bring a guy with
u?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ah'll go, and haggle and drink, and
get in the britches o every well-proportioned lass there!
|
|
Advere:
|
he pays 50 gc per whisky
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the prices are barely noticable anyway
|
Grimgost:
|
Why would you be so homophobic?
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUCK YOU
|
|
Advere:
|
me and everyone else
|
|
Advere:
|
pays a shilling
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ah'm not payin shit
|
|
Dietmar:
|
me neither
|
|
Advere:
|
dude
|
CrazyMLC:
|
dont worry about it
|
|
Advere:
|
It's good
|
|
Armastas:
|
Besides, ah brought my own ale
|
|
Dietmar:
|
Me keep mah money
|
|
Advere:
|
Diet doesn;t derserve his share
|
|
Armastas:
|
*swigs from the bottle of booze he was
carrying the whole time))
|
|
Dietmar:
|
I do too
|
|
Advere:
|
He probably gunna get lost within the
first day.
|
|
Armastas:
|
*swigs from the bottle of booze he was
carrying the whole time*
|
|
Advere:
|
OK
|
|
Advere:
|
I use serach
|
|
Dietmar:
|
Ok we get it yah drunk midget
|
Grimgost:
|
G'night ya retards.
|
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 35
|
Armastas:
|
((Troll slayers get a free bottle of
booze))
|
|
Advere:
|
i fidn
|
|
Advere:
|
some evidence
|
|
Armastas:
|
I SEARCH FOR TRAPS
|
|
Dietmar:
|
which isnt u
|
|
Advere:
|
what ever it is
|
Grimgost:
|
((I go up to my room, and go to sleep))
|
|
Dietmar:
|
me too but not the same room.
|
|
Advere:
|
ok
|
|
Advere:
|
befor ei go to bed
|
|
Advere:
|
i sue gossip
|
|
Advere:
|
use*
|
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 3
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 22
|
Armastas:
|
*I go to my room, and sleep. While
sleeping, I dream of naked Selena Reiva*
|
|
Advere:
|
THE
|
|
Dietmar:
|
to gossip
|
|
Advere:
|
SHIT
|
|
Advere:
|
WE
|
|
Advere:
|
ARE
|
|
Advere:
|
INVESTIGATING
|
|
Armastas:
|
*I go to my room, and sleep. While
sleeping, I dream of naked Selena Reiva*
|
|
Dietmar:
|
which will never happen to u armastas
|
|
Advere:
|
SO i gossip to a staranger about the
boy
|
CrazyMLC:
|
what was your roll?
|
|
Armastas:
|
((In case ya didn't hear))
|
|
Advere:
|
22
|
|
Advere:
|
out of 65
|
|
Advere:
|
-.-
|
|
Advere:
|
so it was good
|
|
Advere:
|
has to be lwoer then 65
|
CrazyMLC:
|
4 degrees of success
|
|
Advere:
|
says on mah sheet
|
|
Advere:
|
75 with criminals
|
|
Advere:
|
lol
|
|
Advere:
|
OK CRAZY
|
|
Advere:
|
WTF DID I FIND
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Do I count? I'm a sex criminal!))
|
|
Dietmar:
|
me confused
|
|
Dietmar:
|
im a smooth criminal
|
|
Advere:
|
Diet, you would be confused by a
kindergarten's story book
|
|
man:
|
Hello?
|
|
Armastas:
|
((I slept with 7 hot girls at once in
public.))
|
|
man:
|
What is it.
|
|
Armastas:
|
((And was arrested and registered as a
sex criminal))
|
|
man:
|
Trying to get to an inn.
|
|
Advere:
|
Have you heard about the by with
mmutants?
|
Grimgost:
|
((Good for you))
|
|
Advere:
|
boy*
|
|
man:
|
the boy?
|
|
man:
|
Ahhh
|
|
man:
|
yes
|
|
man:
|
the boy
|
|
man:
|
He was raised in a shallyan orphanage,
you know.
|
|
Advere:
|
As i recall he had a twin tailed comet
|
Grimgost:
|
((I smell woodsmoke.))
|
|
Advere:
|
insigan on hsi chest
|
|
Dietmar:
|
i smell a fart
|
|
Advere:
|
his*
|
|
man:
|
The sisters planned to hide him until
he became a man
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUCK, IT'S THAT PSSED OFF LUMBERJACK
FROM A WHILE AGO!
|
|
Advere:
|
Why?
|
|
man:
|
but servants of chaos kidnapped him
|
|
Armastas:
|
I THOUGHT I KILLED HIM!
|
|
Advere:
|
*Glares at Diet and Armastas*
|
|
man:
|
and planned to murder him!
|
|
Dietmar:
|
*glares back*
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Dragon, you don't get that joke))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Only MLC would get it))
|
|
man:
|
Thats when the boy escaped fomr the
grasp of the mutants and slew them!
|
|
man:
|
Right before everyone's eyes!
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Only MLC would get it))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Only MLC would get it))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Only MLC would get it))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Only MLC would get it))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Only MLC would get it))
|
Grimgost:
|
*Slams hammer through the fourth wall
|
|
Dietmar:
|
not mine...
|
|
man:
|
It was a marvelous sight.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
not raelly
|
|
Armastas:
|
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
|
|
Dietmar:
|
*really
|
|
Advere:
|
*Uses hilt of dagger to pound
Armasta's mouth shut
|
|
Dietmar:
|
not to u
|
|
man:
|
Thank you, I have to go now.
|
|
Advere:
|
wait
|
|
man:
|
I plan to follow the crusade!
|
|
Armastas:
|
DAMMIT DIETMAR, YOU ARE NEITHER SMART
NOR WITTY!
|
|
Dietmar:
|
u were totally useless
|
|
Advere:
|
Is it true man?
|
|
Dietmar:
|
like your mom!!!
|
|
Advere:
|
is he sigmar reborn?
|
|
Armastas:
|
...
|
|
Advere:
|
shiznatch
|
|
Advere:
|
stupid infidels
|
|
Dietmar:
|
nizbatch
|
|
Advere:
|
Why did that woman hire dwarves
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Before he walks off, actually
|
|
Advere:
|
But whats worst that she somehow found
the most annoying man in the entire cit
|
Grimgost:
|
I dun see why we need more than one
dwarf.
|
|
Advere:
|
city*
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Hells yes, my token is a badass
seductive motherfuck))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
make an intelligence check
|
|
Armastas:
|
*raperaperape*
|
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 26
|
Dietmar:
|
NO!!!!
|
|
Armastas:
|
BUGGER OFF
|
|
Dietmar:
|
Run!!! ull be suicidal afterwards!!!
|
|
Advere:
|
Of course
|
|
Armastas:
|
Dietmar does not amuse me
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You figure that if he was raised in an
orphanage, perhaps they would know more?
|
|
Dietmar:
|
And neithe did ur mom!!!!
|
|
Advere:
|
DIetmar has got to be the least ausing
man in all of the empire
|
CrazyMLC:
|
At least more than some stranger off
of the streets.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
Well its fun to....
|
|
Advere:
|
Stalks off to the orphanae
|
|
Advere:
|
nage*
|
|
Dietmar:
|
orphanage
|
Grimgost:
|
((What time is it in game?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you cant find it...
|
|
Dietmar:
|
8:00
|
|
Advere:
|
Wtf
|
|
Advere:
|
i use search
|
|
Dietmar:
|
its exactly 69:00
|
|
Advere:
|
I USE SEARCH
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You wouldn't use search for that sort
of thing
|
Grimgost:
|
It's too early for sleeps.
|
|
Armastas:
|
I SEARCH FOR TRAPS!
|
|
Dietmar:
|
Can we use map now?
|
|
Advere:
|
oh comeon
|
CrazyMLC:
|
search is for searching a room
|
CrazyMLC:
|
well, make me a search test.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
well can we use a map?
|
Grimgost:
|
Ask someone where the orphanage is
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 36
|
Armastas:
|
I suceed
|
|
Armastas:
|
lol
|
|
Armastas:
|
I rolled a 36
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 49
|
Armastas:
|
and have 36 int
|
|
Advere:
|
Grimgost makes such more sense.
|
|
Armastas:
|
I find traps, I assume
|
|
Dietmar:
|
its over there past there under that
above the chinese dude...
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you barely find it
|
|
Advere:
|
Charm a nearby maiden to tell me where
orphanage is
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but it seems to be closed
|
|
Dietmar:
|
ME CHINESE!!!!
|
|
Advere:
|
nvm
|
|
Dietmar:
|
Me want map!
|
|
Armastas:
|
I wasn't searchin for any bastard, I
was searchin fer traps
|
|
Advere:
|
i use PickLock
|
|
Dietmar:
|
map?
|
|
Armastas:
|
SHUT UP DIETMAR
|
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 5
|
Advere:
|
AHHAHAHA
|
Grimgost:
|
THE LOCK EXPLODES
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the gate is open
|
|
Dietmar:
|
map? answer and ill shut up
|
|
Advere:
|
out of 50 to
|
|
Advere:
|
i sue silent walk
|
|
Advere:
|
walk*
|
Grimgost:
|
I'll wait outside and keep people away
|
|
Armastas:
|
Mind if I kick dietmar? He's not
contributin anything punching yourself in the balls repeatedly
wouldn't accomplish.
|
|
Advere:
|
WHile tellign others to stay outside
|
|
Armastas:
|
xD
|
Grimgost:
|
Official Dwarven business
|
CrazyMLC:
|
concealment and silent move
|
* dragonxp rolls: 2d100 => 158
|
Advere:
|
oh
|
|
Advere:
|
infdivdualy
|
|
Advere:
|
k
|
|
Dietmar:
|
OMG bored
|
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 16
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 90
|
Advere:
|
fudge
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you move silently
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Seriously, Panda, I will give your
ass the boot.))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but you are very obvious
|
|
Dietmar:
|
wats with our stats if we aint usin
them?
|
|
Advere:
|
ok
|
|
Advere:
|
i go to sister's room
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so you're inside
|
|
Advere:
|
yes
|
|
Advere:
|
lol
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 89
|
Advere:
|
just realized the potential for rape
|
|
Advere:
|
lol
|
|
Dietmar:
|
taking break...call if neede
|
|
Dietmar:
|
d
|
|
Armastas:
|
GO THROUGH HER DRAWERS, AND BRING
ME...HER DRAWERS!
|
Grimgost:
|
OFFICIAL DWARVEN BUSINESS SIR, SURELY
NO THIEVES IN THERE.
|
|
Advere:
|
lol
|
CrazyMLC:
|
she's lying on her bed
|
CrazyMLC:
|
in her nun-like clothes
|
|
Dietmar:
|
wow ur a sex crazed midget...
|
|
Armastas:
|
Awwww
|
|
Armastas:
|
Fuck
|
|
Advere:
|
SHake her silently
|
CrazyMLC:
|
she is very plain
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but she has a pretty face
|
|
Armastas:
|
He gets to seduce womens, while I wait
outside?
|
|
Advere:
|
shut up armastas
|
|
Armastas:
|
*I barge inside*
|
|
Advere:
|
i'll make her go outside
|
Grimgost:
|
((You get to wait with me.))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Fuck that))
|
Grimgost:
|
((Dwarven business and all that))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((pffttt))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and no doubt call the guards
|
|
Advere:
|
shake her silently till she wakes
|
Grimgost:
|
Rock Paper Scissor
|
|
Dietmar:
|
kill her first
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you're breaking in after all.
|
|
Armastas:
|
*barge inside, and kick anyone's ass
that I see*
|
|
Advere:
|
jsut do it
|
|
Advere:
|
shake her silently
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Hey, guys, I gotta go for a bit
|
|
Advere:
|
wtf
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Nevermind bargin in))
|
|
Dietmar:
|
WAT?
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUCK YOU!
|
|
Armastas:
|
AUGH
|
|
Armastas:
|
WHY
|
|
Armastas:
|
WHy
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Sorry, something urgent
|
|
Armastas:
|
WHy
|
|
Armastas:
|
WHy
|
|
Armastas:
|
WHy
|
|
Armastas:
|
WHy
|
|
Dietmar:
|
but u the DM
|
|
Armastas:
|
ugh
|
|
Advere:
|
omfg
|
|
Armastas:
|
I'll dm
|
|
Advere:
|
another game gone bad
|
|
Advere:
|
wtf
|
|
Advere:
|
if armastas dms
|
|
Dietmar:
|
no its not bad yet
|
|
Armastas:
|
SHE STABS DRAGON IN THE FACE, AND I
GET LAID 8 TIMES!
|
|
Advere:
|
he'll rape evryone
|
|
Armastas:
|
I win at dming, I know.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you shake her silently
|
|
Dietmar:
|
impossible ur too small
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and she starts to wake up
|
|
Dietmar:
|
Height
|
|
Armastas:
|
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
|
CrazyMLC:
|
what are you doing?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Wait...fuck.
|
|
Advere:
|
Clamps her mouth shut
|
|
Dietmar:
|
and shoots u with an ak-47
|
|
Armastas:
|
Lol, dragon, way to NOT look like a
rapist.
|
Grimgost:
|
RAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
|
|
Advere:
|
befor eshe can scream
|
CrazyMLC:
|
her eyes go wide as you put your hand
over her mouth
|
|
Advere:
|
sigh
|
|
Advere:
|
anyways
|
|
Advere:
|
Ask her silently
|
|
Advere:
|
Who is the boy
|
|
Dietmar:
|
*FAINTS*
|
|
Dietmar:
|
of boredom
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"You mean Karl?"
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Her mouth is covered, dipshit))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I assume you let go
|
|
Advere:
|
is he the boy who people claim to be
sigma reborn?
|
|
Dietmar:
|
telekinetic powers
|
|
Advere:
|
ye si elt go
|
|
Armastas:
|
*She fucking screams for the guards*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Yes, yes, he is."
|
|
Advere:
|
but if she calls at all clamp her
mouth shut
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Erm,, what are you doing in here?"
|
|
Armastas:
|
*And you get raped by sword-wielding
fucknuts*
|
Grimgost:
|
And apply knives
|
|
Advere:
|
I'm investiageting a matter
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Are you going to kill me?"
|
|
Advere:
|
about 'karl'
|
|
Armastas:
|
...
|
|
Advere:
|
not if cooperate
|
|
Dietmar:
|
lets quit with the rape and play the
game for real now please.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Why didn't we just knock on the door,
again?
|
|
Advere:
|
err
|
|
Advere:
|
Cause picking locks is cooler?
|
Grimgost:
|
DWARVEN BUSINESS
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You want to know what you were
supposed to do?
|
|
Armastas:
|
...dumbasses
|
|
Armastas:
|
Knock on the door?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Come back in the morning
|
|
Dietmar:
|
hit it
|
|
Armastas:
|
WOW
|
|
Advere:
|
fuidge that
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and she would have gladly talked to you
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUCKING MAROONS!
|
|
Advere:
|
im not waiting hours
|
|
Armastas:
|
Wait
|
|
Armastas:
|
I got ignored when I said I slept?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
shes going to call the guards
|
|
Dietmar:
|
QUIT WITH THE FRIGGAN RAPE...Please
its annoying
|
|
Advere:
|
Clamp her mouth shut
|
|
Armastas:
|
I do not help.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Dietmar, stfu
|
|
Advere:
|
Use charm if i can
|
|
Armastas:
|
I will end you
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I dont that will be sufficent
|
|
Dietmar:
|
B!tch bring it
|
CrazyMLC:
|
roll it, though
|
|
Armastas:
|
...
|
|
Advere:
|
k
|
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 5
|
Advere:
|
ahahah
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Ok, seriously, I am going to
actually boot you if you anger me))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((And I have the temper of a bi-polar
bear))
|
|
Advere:
|
make that a mutant bi-polar bear
|
CrazyMLC:
|
even with penalties
|
|
Dietmar:
|
DOnt be a d!ck about it and please
quit with the rape
|
|
Advere:
|
it's not rape
|
|
Armastas:
|
Dude, you're the ONLY one talking
about rape at this point.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
what do you want?
|
|
Dietmar:
|
or sex
|
|
Armastas:
|
Urghhh
|
|
Advere:
|
TO know about Karl
|
Grimgost:
|
how old are you
|
|
Dietmar:
|
no u keep yelling rape!!!
|
|
Armastas:
|
MLC, mind if I give him a time out?
|
|
Advere:
|
do you believe he is sigma reborn?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Well, his actions are pretty rapey
|
|
Dietmar:
|
i think he is...
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"I'll be more than willing to answer
questions tomorrow!"
|
|
Advere:
|
Ok, do you ahve any evidence?
|
|
Advere:
|
yes i know
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Please! Leave!"
|
|
Advere:
|
but i have urgent matters to do
|
|
Armastas:
|
Advere, you stupid assface
|
|
Advere:
|
|
|
Armastas:
|
JUST FUCKIGN LEAVE
|
CrazyMLC:
|
*pinches herself*
|
Grimgost:
|
wise idea to leave
|
|
Dietmar:
|
NO
|
|
Advere:
|
Alright.
|
Grimgost:
|
and hope the nun
|
|
Armastas:
|
*now rape her, when she least expects
it.))
|
Grimgost:
|
thinks it was a dream
|
CrazyMLC:
|
She hasn't seen your face yet.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
See rape
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 100
|
Advere:
|
ok
|
|
Dietmar:
|
You keep doin it
|
|
Dietmar:
|
not me
|
|
Advere:
|
as soon as she pinchjes selgf
|
Grimgost:
|
he failed rape-roll
|
|
Advere:
|
leave
|
CrazyMLC:
|
she sits up as you leave
|
CrazyMLC:
|
make a concealment check
|
|
Advere:
|
oh shiz
|
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 85
|
Dietmar:
|
OMG THIS SUCKS ITS NOT WARHAMMER ITS
RAPE MY HAMMER!!! WATS WITH THIS CAP!!!
|
|
Advere:
|
fudge
|
CrazyMLC:
|
She sees your face
|
Pandastar994 is disconnected.
|
Advere:
|
oh noes
|
Grimgost:
|
hey look, it's quieter.
|
|
Armastas:
|
*putn*
|
Pandastar994 has connected.
|
Advere:
|
hey crazy
|
|
Advere:
|
all this investigating is getting bland
|
Grimgost:
|
we needs some fightin
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Maptools needs a 5-minute ban
option))
|
|
Advere:
|
can we jsut say i question her
tomorrow get all the answers
|
|
Advere:
|
and we fight
|
Pandastar994:
|
no im tired of people like
them...theyre like lets play warhammer and then its all about lets
rape them!!!
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Nah, you guys just don't play
seriously))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Panda, what do you expect?))
|
Grimgost:
|
If we were seriously playing
|
Pandastar994:
|
Well for people to grow up and play it
right
|
Grimgost:
|
then it would be different
|
|
Armastas:
|
I dm'd 2nd edition DnD for years
|
|
Advere:
|
APparently Crazy likes investigating
|
|
Armastas:
|
I can play seriously.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
likes investigating?
|
|
Armastas:
|
And this COULD be interesting.
|
Pandastar994:
|
Its bad enough singers are all about
sex and now its the BEST games ever made is all about sex
|
CrazyMLC:
|
This is the campaign. XD
|
Pandastar994 is disconnected.
|
Advere:
|
can we hurry it up
|
|
Advere:
|
like
|
|
Armastas:
|
But we have no maps, and no serious
players.
|
Pandastar994 has connected.
|
Advere:
|
we all sleep
|
|
Armastas:
|
Also, panda won't shut up.
|
|
Advere:
|
and get up
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Panda, this isn't about rape.
|
|
Advere:
|
*goes to bed*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Benpasko was messing around.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
It never actually happened.
|
Pandastar994:
|
You know wat FUCK U TOO!!! THIS ISNT
WARHAMMER DIPSHITS!!!!
|
Pandastar994 is disconnected.
Benpasko:
|
I didn't boot him that time
|
CrazyMLC:
|
lol, whats up with that?
|
|
Advere:
|
One more word from you DIet and i'll
let a Gay rape you
|
|
Advere:
|
lol
|
|
Advere:
|
Rage Quit
|
Grimgost:
|
I suppose he wont be playing again
|
|
Advere:
|
THats
|
Benpasko:
|
Dragon, I think he ain't comin back.
|
|
Advere:
|
i said that after
|
|
Advere:
|
>.>
|
CrazyMLC:
|
We didn't even do anything...
|
Grimgost:
|
Well now chaps, that was a simply
SMASHING game, eh?
|
|
Advere:
|
he got it into hsi head we were raping
|
Benpasko:
|
He can't take a bit o lighthearted fun?
|
|
Advere:
|
i imagine hes a gullible ten year old
|
Benpasko:
|
Heh, Hyper, I had good times.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Lets rewind, shall we?
|
|
Advere:
|
fine
|
Blue Demon:
|
I loled several times as well
|
Benpasko:
|
It's cool, MLC, he doesn't have the
mental capacity for this game anyay.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
orphanage found.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
break in, or no?
|
Benpasko:
|
Lets just wait, and knock on the door
|
|
Advere:
|
*mark orphanage in mind map*
|
|
Advere:
|
GO to bed
|
|
Advere:
|
I ALREADY DFID
|
Blue Demon:
|
why were we breaking into an ORPHANAGE
|
Benpasko:
|
So that dragon doesn't look like a
creepy person
|
Benpasko:
|
*sleeps until dawn*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
everyone sleeps.
|
|
Advere:
|
*Waes up
|
|
Advere:
|
k
|
Benpasko:
|
*Then wakes up, and does his daily
excercise routine*
|
Blue Demon:
|
too bad 3POK isnt here
|
CrazyMLC:
|
just a second...
|
CrazyMLC:
|
do you want to gossip more?
|
|
Advere:
|
after
|
|
Advere:
|
the orphanage
|
Grimgost:
|
I'm all for action.
|
Benpasko:
|
I sleep, and then exercise
|
|
Advere:
|
if we don;t win yet
|
Grimgost:
|
exit room, get breakfast
|
|
Advere:
|
hey dwarves
|
CrazyMLC:
|
s you travel to the orphanage
|
Benpasko:
|
I eat after excercising.
|
|
Advere:
|
have you got any abilities that are
vaguely helpful?
|
Grimgost:
|
I have common knowledge of orphanages
|
CrazyMLC:
|
since you were raised in one
|
Grimgost:
|
|
|
Advere:
|
cool
|
Benpasko:
|
My family was killed
|
Benpasko:
|
Was I raised by wolves?
|
|
Advere:
|
I got lost in the streets
|
|
Advere:
|
lol
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you were raised by family members
|
CrazyMLC:
|
as you travel to the orphanage
|
|
Advere:
|
i was raised by Drestal
|
|
Advere:
|
God Preserve his soul..
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you happen to find a man selling
relics of 'Sigmar reborn'
|
|
Advere:
|
oh wow
|
Benpasko:
|
PANCH THE FALSE MERCHANT!
|
|
Advere:
|
wait
|
CrazyMLC:
|
a tin holy symbol
|
Benpasko:
|
But in all seriousness
|
CrazyMLC:
|
small pieces of his bedding
|
|
Advere:
|
Crazy
|
Benpasko:
|
*Stop to look at the cart*
|
|
Advere:
|
IS THIS USEFUL AT ALl?
|
|
Advere:
|
ok
|
|
Advere:
|
Haggle prices
|
Benpasko:
|
((Quiet, dragon, this is useful shit.))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
His blonde hairs
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and some of his teeth
|
|
Advere:
|
*stares in disgust*
|
Benpasko:
|
((BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN!!))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
that'll be 4 pennies for a hair.
|
Grimgost:
|
Is there anything interesting about
the symbol?
|
Benpasko:
|
Nevermind the hair eating.
|
|
Advere:
|
howm uch for the tin symbol
|
CrazyMLC:
|
5 pennies for a piece of bedding, my
good sir?
|
|
Advere:
|
unless the hair is more
|
Benpasko:
|
*Count the teeth*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Oh, this symbol?
|
Benpasko:
|
How many teeth are there?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
This Symbol was made by Karl himself!
|
|
Advere:
|
*haggle prices*
|
Benpasko:
|
This guy's a faking shithead
|
CrazyMLC:
|
some look like adult teeth
|
CrazyMLC:
|
10 pennies for a symbol of sigmar!
|
|
Advere:
|
can;t i just let
|
Grimgost:
|
Those teeth aren't really Karl's, are
they?
|
|
Advere:
|
ben punch his face in
|
Benpasko:
|
"Was Karl a crocodile? Because you
have too many teeth for a human child."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
The boy made them for faithful, with
his own hand.
|
|
Advere:
|
and egt stuff for free
|
CrazyMLC:
|
He aws a fruitful one, yes!
|
|
Advere:
|
whynot?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Look at his baby teeth!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
He picks one up that looks like a
wisdom tooth
|
Grimgost:
|
Those are adult teeth.
|
|
Advere:
|
Let ben punch the Guy's face in.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
He had amazing teeth, he did!
|
|
Advere:
|
roll the hit
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Large, great teeth!
|
|
Advere:
|
omfg
|
|
Advere:
|
enoguh fo this
|
Grimgost:
|
BEEEEEENNN?!?!?
|
|
Advere:
|
PUNCH THE FACE IN
|
|
Advere:
|
the guy's face in
|
|
Advere:
|
THE GUY
|
|
Advere:
|
selling shit
|
Grimgost:
|
I stepped back.
|
|
Advere:
|
fake shit
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 25
|
Advere:
|
ok
|
|
Advere:
|
the man gets a concussion
|
Benpasko:
|
How much damage do my punches do?
|
|
Advere:
|
(please)
|
Benpasko:
|
SUPER DWARF FACE PANCH!
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d10 => 9
Benpasko:
|
What about strength bonus?
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 75
Grimgost:
|
yeah, that's fatal
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you sucker punch him in the stomach
|
Grimgost:
|
9 dmg is not a sucker punch...
|
CrazyMLC:
|
He coughs up another tooth
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it lands in his pile.
|
Grimgost:
|
a STOMACH punch
|
Grimgost:
|
makes him cough up a tooth
|
|
Advere:
|
INTO HIS PILE
|
Grimgost:
|
Wash your hand.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it wa an awesome punch
|
Benpasko:
|
He wasn't a leper
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"what are you doing?"
|
Grimgost:
|
how much health did the guy have?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Do you not recognize Sigmar reborn?!"
|
Benpasko:
|
I look for who said that.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so hes down to like 5
|
Benpasko:
|
nope, he's down to 2
|
Grimgost:
|
wait, strength bonus
|
Benpasko:
|
He'd be dead with my strength bonus
|
CrazyMLC:
|
unarmed is 1d10 -4
|
Benpasko:
|
Dragon, slit his throat.
|
|
Advere:
|
lol
|
Benpasko:
|
End his pitiful existance
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so he has like 4 wounds left because
of thougness, etc
|
|
Advere:
|
ok
|
|
Advere:
|
fine
|
|
Advere:
|
SLit his throat
|
|
Advere:
|
ok fine
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I have a real relic!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
If I give it to you, will you not kill
me?
|
Grimgost:
|
Or is it a toenail?
|
Benpasko:
|
Depends on what we see.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
A coat of Sigmar reobrn!
|
Grimgost:
|
Let's see this.
|
|
Advere:
|
hey um
|
CrazyMLC:
|
It was the coat he was wearing when
the mutants attacked him!
|
|
Advere:
|
panda posted int he topic
|
Benpasko:
|
((How much money do I have?))
|
|
Advere:
|
i wonder how much he would last in the
irc...
|
Benpasko:
|
((8 coins, got it.))
|
Grimgost:
|
((That lady said he wasn't wearing a
coat))
|
Benpasko:
|
((Who cares, we'll take it))
|
Benpasko:
|
((I COULD USE A NEW COAT!))
|
Grimgost:
|
((It's prolly too small))
|
Benpasko:
|
((Nope, I'm a dwarf))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you can all make me common knowledge
(The Empire) test
|
Grimgost:
|
((and trollslayers don't use
armor/clothes
|
CrazyMLC:
|
as he shows you the coat
|
Benpasko:
|
((We use Clothes)
|
Benpasko:
|
((We use Clothes))
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 17
Grimgost:
|
((I mean it isn't wide enough))
|
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 24
Benpasko:
|
((I'll go see my fucking
tailor...geez...))
|
Grimgost:
|
((Dwarves are stout.))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Hyper, you can roll me a common
knowledge (Shallya)
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 94
|
Advere:
|
rofl
|
Benpasko:
|
((FOrtune point))
|
Grimgost:
|
I gain Alzheimers.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Common knowledge orphanages?
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 42
Benpasko:
|
((They replenish every 24 hours))
|
Grimgost:
|
he got something good
|
Grimgost:
|
and ben did too
|
Grimgost:
|
do they have knowledges?
|
|
Advere:
|
i have the empire
|
CrazyMLC:
|
stitched in the collar of the coat
|
Benpasko:
|
((Fuck it, I buy the coat))
|
|
Advere:
|
don;t do it
|
CrazyMLC:
|
hes exchanging it for his life
|
|
Advere:
|
roll what'
|
Benpasko:
|
((It's free, guys))
|
|
Advere:
|
knowledge on dove?
|
|
Advere:
|
fine
|
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 92
|
Advere:
|
omfg
|
Grimgost:
|
ALZHEIMERS FOR ALL
|
|
Advere:
|
hy guys
|
CrazyMLC:
|
dietmar succeeds
|
Benpasko:
|
*I take the coat, throwing the
shopkeeper a single silver coin*
|
|
Advere:
|
Panda staed in the topic that he
ragequitted
|
CrazyMLC:
|
He points out that the dove is a
symbol of shallya
|
|
Advere:
|
stated*
|
|
Advere:
|
and said all we talk about is sex and
rape
|
|
Advere:
|
lol
|
Grimgost:
|
oh little noobito.
|
|
Dietmar:
|
I think this thing checks out, guys.
|
Benpasko:
|
But seriously, I want the coat, and
the coin is just a dick move on my part.
|
Grimgost:
|
no, less grammar
|
|
Advere:
|
lol
|
|
Advere:
|
Once we get the coat
|
|
Advere:
|
can we have dietmar get lost into the
crowd
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so you take it and leave the vendor
alone?
|
Benpasko:
|
*Throw the shopkeeper 1 silver coin*
|
|
Advere:
|
uh no
|
|
Advere:
|
i kick him
|
Benpasko:
|
"That's for the coat"
|
|
Advere:
|
does no damage
|
CrazyMLC:
|
He writhes on the floor
|
|
Advere:
|
just to huimiate him faurther
|
|
Advere:
|
then leave
|
|
Advere:
|
waitr
|
|
Advere:
|
scatter all his 'relics'
|
|
Advere:
|
on the ground
|
Grimgost:
|
don't be a douchebag
|
|
Advere:
|
F
|
Grimgost:
|
you already kikked him
|
CrazyMLC:
|
stuff is going foul
|
|
Advere:
|
a faker is a faker
|
|
Advere:
|
but fine
|
|
Advere:
|
mlc continue
|
Benpasko:
|
I follow Advere
|
|
Advere:
|
after we leave the guy
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you make it to the temple
|
|
Advere:
|
uh yay?
|
|
Advere:
|
*starts building temple in map1*
|
Grimgost:
|
that map in Map1 was so useful
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Finding the orphanage is easy, as
anyone in Marienburg GUl poim rhe way to the narrow alley that
runs parallel to a stinking canal. and to the run-down sagging
building at irs end. Although the building has freshly whitewashed
walls, ir has seen better days. A low fence ttlns in front and
beyond it, the PCs can see a small courtyard where three Shallyan
initiates sit surrounded by a circle of children singing with
varying amoums of enthusiasm. Other initiares supervise older
children behind them as they work ro erect a large srone platform.
|
Benpasko:
|
We had a good time, regardless.
|
Benpasko:
|
I'm carrying the coat, I assume.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you have the coat
|
Grimgost:
|
if he can't wear it, can he turn it
into a bandanna?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the priestesses gather up the shildren
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and send them inside
|
Grimgost:
|
I think it'd look pretty good if he
got the dove right on the side of his head.
|
Benpasko:
|
*I show the coat to the nearest
priest, asking about the dove*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
after a moment, the abbess arives
|
Benpasko:
|
Hey, it's that lady dragon assaulted!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
She looks reserved and a bit stern
|
Grimgost:
|
We aren't supposed to know about
that...
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"What is your buisness here?"
|
Grimgost:
|
We are looking for information about
Karl.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
What a wonderful boy!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
He was raised here, of course!
|
Grimgost:
|
((get talking Ben.))
|
Benpasko:
|
"Ah have this coat, which some punk
said belonged to this Karl."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
What is that tunic you have there?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
This is our tunic
|
CrazyMLC:
|
we bring it to all of the orphans
|
Grimgost:
|
((Now it's our bandanna))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Thank you for this.
|
Benpasko:
|
((Wait, not yet))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Do you have any questions?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I'm glad to answer!
|
Benpasko:
|
"Can ye tell us about Karl, if ye have
the time?"
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Come into my office...
|
Benpasko:
|
*Follow the nice lady*
|
Grimgost:
|
*go into another office*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
before she goes into her office
|
Grimgost:
|
Offices never end well...
|
CrazyMLC:
|
she summons a priestess
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and has all of your weapons taken
|
Benpasko:
|
Grimgost, ye can wait ootside, I s'pose
|
CrazyMLC:
|
:No weapons in the orphanage, I'm
afraid."
|
Benpasko:
|
"Be careful wit that."
|
Advere:
|
*Make sure the preistess doesn;t see
the collar dagger*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Advere, make me a concealment check
|
Benpasko:
|
"Ah dinnae want a single scratch"
|
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 23
CrazyMLC:
|
they dont see it
|
|
Advere:
|
Okay continue
|
Grimgost:
|
I don't trust them
|
CrazyMLC:
|
she also asks for wine to be poured
into a glass
|
Benpasko:
|
"Aye, Grimgost, I'll holler if we need
ya."
|
|
Advere:
|
(whisper to grimgoat, no worries i got
a dagger)
|
|
Advere:
|
grim goa tlol
|
|
Advere:
|
Grimgost*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Do any of you want to talk to the
priestess?
|
Grimgost:
|
(An I got a Hamma.)
|
|
Advere:
|
Sire
|
|
Advere:
|
Sure*
|
Benpasko:
|
Advere, ye kin talk to tha priestess.
|
|
Advere:
|
DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE SIGMA REBORN?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
As soon as you try to talk to her
Lutzen, the abbes, shhhes you
|
|
Advere:
|
shiz
|
|
Advere:
|
ahwell
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Sister Kuhn is being disiplined.
|
|
Advere:
|
ok
|
|
Advere:
|
continue talking to lady
|
CrazyMLC:
|
we pray her labour and silence teach
her the humility proper to her station
|
Benpasko:
|
((ooohh, discipline....))
|
Benpasko:
|
((*images of leather and silk*))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
make me a common knowledge shallya roll
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 52
CrazyMLC:
|
it was an easy roll
|
Benpasko:
|
Hyper stayed outside, anyway.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You think Lutzen is being a bit cruel
about it
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and taking too much delight in her
punishment, especially for a priestess of shallya.
|
Benpasko:
|
((Oohhh, a sadistic nun, disciplining
her underlings.......))
|
Benpasko:
|
((Better and better))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
The god of mercy.
|
Benpasko:
|
((this is Grade A lame porn fare))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
She drinks her wine and welcomes you
into her office.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You want to know about Karl, yes?
|
|
Advere:
|
no shit
|
Grimgost:
|
((I thought nuns were supposed to be
chaste and all that crap. You know, inhibited and stuff))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Well, we always knew he wa a blessed
child.
|
|
Advere:
|
Hey grim
|
|
Advere:
|
jsut to tell you
|
|
Advere:
|
your
|
Benpasko:
|
((Grimgost is outside, still))
|
|
Advere:
|
TOken doesn;t show up unless yur in
the same map as your token
|
|
Grimgost:
|
there
|
CrazyMLC:
|
The very night he was left at the
orphanage door, a twin tailed comet was seen to shine overhead.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
He was th efinest of the chldren.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Even as a baby-
|
CrazyMLC:
|
strong and clever, and yet kind.
|
|
Armastas:
|
"Does a twin-tailed comet have some
special significance to Shallya?"
|
CrazyMLC:
|
We would have raised him with the
others less fortunate children, but the ready jealousy of the
other youths caused us to keep gim separate to prevent any...
difficulties.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Twin tailed comets are the symbol of
sigmar,
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Dammit, MLC, I thought she was done
talking...))
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CrazyMLC:
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be patient, I have a lot to type. X_X
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Advere:
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Where is hy token?
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Advere:
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her*
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Advere:
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lol
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CrazyMLC:
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every day he grew more noble and
handsome
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Advere:
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Atleast use /impersonate « name
= 1 »
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CrazyMLC:
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Yet, who would have suspected his true
destiny?
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Advere:
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um you?
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Grimgost:
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in the storage area
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:
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A few weeks ago some unseemly men
asked to see the children.
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Armastas:
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((lol, chester alert))
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Armastas:
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((Also, while we're here, I totally
made masturbation jokes, dragon))
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:
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saying their master wanted a
manservant.
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Advere:
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you did
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Advere:
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wtf
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:
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We do not know how they noticed Karl,
for he was tucked away upstairs
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Armastas:
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((I said, quote "*Make jacking off
motions at Selena*"))
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:
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but the boychild could be wilful and
sometimes crept out of his room.
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Armastas:
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((Like Panda's new token?))
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Advere:
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looool
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:
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However they saw him, they did.
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Advere:
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yes
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Grimgost:
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XD
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:
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Adn their intent was made clear when a
week later they broke in and took the boy.
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Grimgost:
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((wow
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:
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Oh, the rage that filled us at the
thought of him in the hands of such evil men!
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Armastas:
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((Lol, you thought about him in the
hands of a man))
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:
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They even killed Sister Hirtzel!
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Armastas:
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!
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Advere:
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WOw
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Advere:
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can;t hit a girl
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* Armastas scowls at the thought of such
savages
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Advere:
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lol
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:
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We did not doubt they were servants of
some foul power! We instructed all of the sisters to leave thier
duties and search the city for him.
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:
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But we need not have worried,
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:
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For Shallya herself was watching over
the boy.
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:
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That very morning the boy was seen to
kill his attackers!
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:
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All by himself, wielding a hammer!
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Grimgost:
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((Sounds more like Ulric was))
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:
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All who saw the miracle recognized the
boy as holy
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Advere:
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((no duh))
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Armastas:
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((That's what I said, the first time
we heard about it))
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:
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and they rushed to worship him
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Advere:
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wait how old was he?
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:
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Sigmar also wielded a hammer
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Grimgost:
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oh ok
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Advere:
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Aye
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Advere:
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much more brave then Armastas here
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Advere:
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Too bad he didn;t have Ulric watching
him
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Armastas:
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Aye, maybe when I was a wee stripling,
but now I kin take on any damn fools I please.
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:
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The crowd brought him to Helmut, a
priest of Sigmar in the city, and before the multitude, Helmut
proclaimed the boy was Sigmar reborn!
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:
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The faithful flocked to him
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:
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and we hurried to add out blessing as
well
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:
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for even there were those filled with
jealousy and hate who spread awful lies about him.
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Advere:
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like uh, he was an elf ninja in
diguise?
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:
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But those voices have been silenced!
and now his faithful have caried him out into the world to fulfill
his glorious purpose. We only regret we did not witness the
miracle of him slaying those terrible men with our own eyes!
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* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 71
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Grimgost:
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DANGIT
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Grimgost:
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Also
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Advere:
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omfg
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Grimgost:
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Still outside
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:
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all of you make intelligence checks
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Armastas:
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Ya regret not seein some slayins?
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* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 95
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 33
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 52
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Armastas:
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I'm awesome
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Advere:
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omfg
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Advere:
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95?
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Grimgost:
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DUUUURP
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Armastas:
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I have 36 int
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:
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you realized that for a priestess of
shallya shes too happy because of the deaths of the mutants
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Armastas:
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...
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Armastas:
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Okay
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