Alenth has connected.

Benpasko has connected.

Benpasko:

Hey Broham

CrazyMLC:

Heya

CrazyMLC:

ok Alenth

CrazyMLC:

whatcha got?

Alenth:

I see marienburg

Benpasko:

'IGNORE EET

Alenth:

although trying to use this on a screen that is...

Alenth:

9 inches

Alenth:

is interesting

Benpasko:

9 Inches?

Benpasko:

lolwut?

CrazyMLC:

just to explain

Alenth:

I rolled everything randomly because that is the way of WFRP

CrazyMLC:

we haven't really used any maps yet

CrazyMLC:

brilliant

CrazyMLC:

As far as professions

Alenth:

so I am a halfling messenger, 60 years old, 125 pounds, and I have 48BS and a sling

CrazyMLC:

I don't mind if you really want something and you pick it

CrazyMLC:

nice

Alenth:

the ony thing I didn't roll was race

CrazyMLC:

sure

CrazyMLC:

want to be a field warden?

Alenth:

a what

Alenth:

let me find it

Alenth:

is it core

CrazyMLC:

yeah

CrazyMLC:

I sent you the mediafire link

CrazyMLC:

the compendium is all-around useful

Alenth:

I rolled a birthplace in human lands

CrazyMLC:

neat

Alenth:

so fieldwarden doesn't make sense relaly

CrazyMLC:

Wasn't born in the moot?

Alenth:

no I was born in the wisenland

Alenth:

or something

CrazyMLC:

ok

CrazyMLC:

well

CrazyMLC:

in the compendium

CrazyMLC:

they have lists for different types of careers

CrazyMLC:

warrior

CrazyMLC:

ranger

CrazyMLC:

etc

Alenth:

I figured

CrazyMLC:

yeah

CrazyMLC:

were you wanting a ranger dealy?

Alenth:

messenger gives me a pony and some random stuff

CrazyMLC:

neat

CrazyMLC:

messanger... hunter... badlander... bounty hunter...

CrazyMLC:

you can have any of those

CrazyMLC:

we also need a way to meld you into the plot

Alenth:

I might be exiting into Scout for my next job

Benpasko:

Badlander?

Alenth:

if we get that far

Benpasko:

Sounds sexalicious.

CrazyMLC:

yar

CrazyMLC:

I don't know the whole backstory for it

CrazyMLC:

but basically it sound like they're land pirates

Benpasko:

Ever played the game Notrium?

CrazyMLC:

no

Alenth:

no

Benpasko:

Try it.

Benpasko:

It

Benpasko:

It'd make a great succession game.

CrazyMLC:

I think I know how to meld you in

Benpasko:

http://www.monkkonen.net/notrium/

CrazyMLC:

What is your name?

CrazyMLC:

Also, what is that?

CrazyMLC:

A campaign?

Benpasko:

Ees Notrium.

CrazyMLC:

a system?

Benpasko:

...

Benpasko:

A GAME

Benpasko:

A GREAT GAME

Benpasko:

IT'S CHALLENGING

CrazyMLC:

SPECIFIC MORE

CrazyMLC:

PLEASE

CrazyMLC:

Benpasko:

Try it out.

CrazyMLC:

Nah

Benpasko:

It'd seriously be epic succession.

Benpasko:

It's a survival game.

CrazyMLC:

k

CrazyMLC:

Alenth, name?

Alenth:

oh

Alenth:

Paul Jakob

Alenth:

I just rolled twice

CrazyMLC:

ok

CrazyMLC:

actually

CrazyMLC:

I have the character pack

CrazyMLC:

it has some neat stuff in it

Alenth:

really, I should have been a human Guard who uses a sword and the parry action

CrazyMLC:

including advanced name generation

Alenth:

but nobody here would get the joke

CrazyMLC:

nope...

Alenth:

I played in a Dark Heresy game once where my guardswoman parried a carnifex

Alenth:

with a normal sword

CrazyMLC:

Estalian Diestro, looking to avenge his father's death?

CrazyMLC:

:3

CrazyMLC:

Alright, want to PM the character sheet, or upload it to pastebin, or something?

CrazyMLC:

Alright Alenth,

CrazyMLC:

Plot letter sent.

Alenth:

pastebin in second

CrazyMLC:

Also, yes, one advance.

CrazyMLC:

You know how the advances work, right?

CrazyMLC:

Backpack Blanket Waterskin Wooden Cutlery Set Dagger Sword

CrazyMLC:

Those are the items everyone starts with

Alenth:

apparently thee first advance is 5% to an attribuute your job allows a bonus to

CrazyMLC:

+5 to a main

Alenth:

well I took cook as my profession so I got metal cutlery

CrazyMLC:

or +1 to a secondary

Alenth:

yeah

CrazyMLC:

sure, that makes sense

Alenth:

I did agi becase DODGE

CrazyMLC:

make it a cooking set, complete with cutlery

CrazyMLC:

You don't have dodge blow

Alenth:

you get an agi roll anyway don't you

CrazyMLC:

at -20 I think

Alenth:

or is it terribad without some talent

CrazyMLC:

you aren't supposed to be able to roll on advanced skills if you don't have them

CrazyMLC:

so no

CrazyMLC:

this is WFRP 2nd

CrazyMLC:

incase we had a mix-up

Alenth:

Hm

CrazyMLC:

Ben, can you get dragon in here for me?

Benpasko:

...

Benpasko:

he can't play tonight

CrazyMLC:

Oh, right

CrazyMLC:

well, is 3pok on aim?

Benpasko:

lemme sign on.

CrazyMLC:

or panda, who said he could play?

CrazyMLC:

If Panda skips out again when he said he could come, I'm going to be pissed

Benpasko:

3pok ain't on AIM

CrazyMLC:

k

CrazyMLC:

Alenth

Alenth:

?

CrazyMLC:

Lets do you meeting Selena

CrazyMLC:

before everyone else hopefully files in

CrazyMLC:

Unless you want to polish up your character more a bit

CrazyMLC:

Also

CrazyMLC:

Did you roll on the random ability chart?

Alenth:

hm?

Alenth:

the random talent?

Alenth:

for halfling>

CrazyMLC:

yes

CrazyMLC:

strong minded?

CrazyMLC:

Also

CrazyMLC:

did you add 5 to every stat?

Benpasko:

WEAR A SWEATER

Benpasko:

4

CrazyMLC:

I am, actually

Benpasko:

MY HANDS ARE BANANAS

CrazyMLC:

good for you.

Benpasko:

...

Benpasko:

You're no fun xD

Alenth:

yeah I added 5

Alenth:

my rolls were like 15 15 13 9 9 7 7 7

Alenth:

or something

CrazyMLC:

:/

CrazyMLC:

did you shallya one of em?

Alenth:

yeah

CrazyMLC:

k

Alenth:

assuming that means reroll

CrazyMLC:

nope

CrazyMLC:

it lets you default one of the rolls to a 11

Vereus has connected.

CrazyMLC:

Hey 3pok

Alenth:

well I rerolled a 6 into the 13

Vereus:

'Lo.

Alenth:

because every WH rp I've been in does one reroll

CrazyMLC:

thats sort of sad

CrazyMLC:

a 6

CrazyMLC:

I won't make you change that

Alenth:

and strong minded was the random talend

CrazyMLC:

ok

CrazyMLC:

just to be honest

CrazyMLC:

with any of the random crap

CrazyMLC:

if you REALLY want s specific thing

CrazyMLC:

I'm alright with it

CrazyMLC:

unless you want all 20s for stats

Alenth:

:V

CrazyMLC:

or max rolls for fortune and wounds

CrazyMLC:

but, uh

CrazyMLC:

everyone has 3 fortune points

Vereus:

Why would anyone want that

Vereus:

that's so unfun

CrazyMLC:

k

CrazyMLC:

So, you're the ranger?

CrazyMLC:

basically?

Alenth:

I guess

CrazyMLC:

It'd be so badass to see you become a pistolier

CrazyMLC:

anyhow

Alenth:

I am the fattest halfing ever

CrazyMLC:

LOL

CrazyMLC:

portly?

Alenth:

125 lbs and 3'3"

CrazyMLC:

LOL

CrazyMLC:

weighs as much as me

CrazyMLC:

what was the weight roll?

Alenth:

96 or something

CrazyMLC:

wow

CrazyMLC:

ok

CrazyMLC:

you're corpulant

CrazyMLC:

very

CrazyMLC:

corpulant

CrazyMLC:

ahem

CrazyMLC:

DAMN

CrazyMLC:

pandas going to be kicked off

CrazyMLC:

I can feel it

Vereus:

Thank god.

Vereus:

nothing of value is lost

Vereus:

as a matter of fact.

Benpasko:

no guise, my interwebs was eaten by a velociraptor!

Vereus:

It's like burning a tick off

CrazyMLC:

we need hyper

Benpasko:

ill be there next wek

CrazyMLC:

the dwarven sailor

Vereus:

I agree.

Benpasko:

Sorry about yesterday, Dragon Age is a good game.

Benpasko:

I killed my first High Dragon

Alenth:

dragon age is okay

CrazyMLC:

Alenth, do you think you can make this at least weekly, or are you ust popping in?

Vereus:

No offense, but I'm a bit disappointed in you, benpasko.

Vereus:

:/

Alenth:

ordinarily I have a game on sundays

Benpasko:

Why's that?

Alenth:

although it is sometimes over by now

CrazyMLC:

ok

CrazyMLC:

well

CrazyMLC:

I'll sum it up

Benpasko:

I was all liek PEWPEWPEW

CrazyMLC:

a servant comes to your inn

Benpasko:

And then keeled the dragon with Shale.

CrazyMLC:

and says he will take you to Lady Reiva

Vereus:

ben: because you just didn't come because you wanted to play a game

Vereus:

which could wait

Benpasko:

...

Benpasko:

I lost track of time

CrazyMLC:

This is a game

CrazyMLC:

and it could wait

CrazyMLC:

if everyone had the time

Vereus:

But this isn't the same

Vereus:

this is people

Vereus:

dragon age could sit around forevr

Vereus:

forever*

Alenth:

I'll go with the servant guy

Vereus:

People, however, only have a window of open time. :B

Vereus:

but whatever

Benpasko:

ess tee eff you

CrazyMLC:

ok

Alenth:

waddle waddle waddle

Benpasko:

Have you ever played Dragon Age?

CrazyMLC:

You come to a elaborate waiting room

Benpasko:

THAT SHIT'S WACK, AND CANNOT WATE

CrazyMLC:

'My, my, you sure are... substantial." says the servant

Benpasko:

((Stomp her carpet))

Vereus:

I stopped in the middle of a Supcom 2 mission

Vereus:

:V

CrazyMLC:

He has to stop every now and then for you to catch up

Benpasko:

((Selena loves it when people destroy her carpet, sexual joke not intended))

CrazyMLC:

And eventually you reach the doors of Lady Reiva's estate

Alenth:

"Well you knwo you only live once and there's jsut so much good food to eat in every town"

CrazyMLC:

"Well, yes... I hear that a lot from halflings. Sure love your pie week, eh?"

Alenth:

ooc : my pony must the the strongest pony ever

CrazyMLC:

LOL

CrazyMLC:

The Servant opens the door

CrazyMLC:

and walks inside

CrazyMLC:

and beckons you to follow

Alenth:

I follow

CrazyMLC:

"Lady Reiva is a busy woman, especially with the death of her late husband.

Benpasko:

((DESTROY THE ORNATE CARPET))

CrazyMLC:

So, please, be gentle with her. It has been hard on her."

CrazyMLC:

The halls are decorated rather nicely

CrazyMLC:

She seems like a lower class merchant

CrazyMLC:

Or, perhaps her husband was

CrazyMLC:

a lower class noble, at least

CrazyMLC:

you walk forward, observing the carpets

CrazyMLC:

just to look ahead to see the servant standing, waiting for you to catch up.

Benpasko:

((KIL KILL KILLLL))

Alenth:

Awfully nice place she's got here

CrazyMLC:

"Yes, well, her husband had a successful business."

CrazyMLC:

"but, don't mention it around her. She gets, well, you know."

Alenth:

Of course

CrazyMLC:

you walk into a large waiting room

CrazyMLC:

with nice benches

CrazyMLC:

almost resembling couches

CrazyMLC:

coming from big farms, you've probably never seen an estate this nice.

CrazyMLC:

pig*

CrazyMLC:

"Please, make yourself at home, I shall alert Lady Reiva to your presense."

Alenth:

"Thanks"

CrazyMLC:

He walks into an adjacent room

Alenth:

I'll go and sit on a bench

CrazyMLC:

Good.

CrazyMLC:

want to do anything?

CrazyMLC:

Well, while you decide whether you want to observe more items, the door the Servant left to opens.

CrazyMLC:

"Lady Reiva will see you now."

Alenth:

I'll head inside

CrazyMLC:

He opens the door and lets you step inside

Alenth:

(I'm a messenger so I've probably seen all sorts of estates)

CrazyMLC:

he follows you in

CrazyMLC:

Ah, yes, perhaps.

CrazyMLC:

Of course, Servants often answer the doors

CrazyMLC:

and deliver the mail the rest of the way. and estate owner trust their servants with mail, since they often cannot read.

Benpasko:

afk

CrazyMLC:

a

CrazyMLC:

As you walk inside

CrazyMLC:

you see a decently pretty woman on the other side of a desk

CrazyMLC:

she is writing on a piece of paper

CrazyMLC:

"Lady Reiva, this is Paul, the halfling you asked me to escort here."

CrazyMLC:

She looks up

CrazyMLC:

you see she has red lips, a light complexion, and jet black hair.

CrazyMLC:

"Thank you, Fritz, you may leave now."

Alenth:

"Hello Mrs. Reiva

CrazyMLC:

she waves him to leave

CrazyMLC:

the servant exits through the door

CrazyMLC:

"Hello."

CrazyMLC:

"I'm sure, being a messanger, you're not used to getting job offers to investigate matters."

CrazyMLC:

"But this is a special case, I was some unasuming adventurers to check on some things for me."

CrazyMLC:

"Though I notice now you are rather... portly, I'm sure they will require your assistance.

CrazyMLC:

"You mimght not have heard, but recently a Crusade has passed through Marienburg."

CrazyMLC:

"After some boy appeared out of a shaft of light and slayed some mutants, it seems.

CrazyMLC:

They thought he was the heir of Sigmar.

CrazyMLC:

"They thought he was the heir of Sigmar, you see."

Alenth:

"What is your interest in the matter?"

CrazyMLC:

"It has caused havoc as of late. And, I have heard some rucus about what my group I have already hired has done."

CrazyMLC:

"Ah, yes, well..."

CrazyMLC:

"I'm not sure he is the real heir of Sigmar."

CrazyMLC:

"I just want matters to be investigated."

CrazyMLC:

"Not to mention many of my servant merely went mad when they saw this boy, they ran to his service and just abandoned me."

CrazyMLC:

"If you talk to many peopl in this city you will notice many people have lost family members to this Crusade."

CrazyMLC:

"I would like to know whether this is a flase coming of Sigmar or not."

CrazyMLC:

False*

CrazyMLC:

"Do you see now?"

Alenth:

"Hm, I think I understand"

CrazyMLC:

"Well, my group has yet to report back, but I heard a recently accused witch has been freed."

CrazyMLC:

"Not sure what is up with that, but it appears she was involved with this boy."

Alenth:

"Why isn't someone, not to insult your standing, --higher up investigating tthis matter, if it's causing such large numbers of people to abandon their homes?

CrazyMLC:

"On the same night a boat was reported missing."

CrazyMLC:

"I'm sure they are."

CrazyMLC:

"Many people are wanting to investigate, but it seems many aren't getting anywhere."

CrazyMLC:

Also

CrazyMLC:

"Also, the crusade has refused to speak to the government in general."

CrazyMLC:

"I was wanting to have an unsuspecting group of people investigate, you know?"

CrazyMLC:

"Hmm?"

Alenth:

"how can you be sure we won't get compelled to follow the crusade as well?"

CrazyMLC:

"Well, I hope that some of you may be able to keep your wits about you."

CrazyMLC:

"But first, I merely want an investigation in the town."

CrazyMLC:

"Just to learn what is going on."

Alenth:

"what are you offering for this>"

CrazyMLC:

"I hope my group has already found some information, and I have scheduled a meeting tonight."

CrazyMLC:

"Yes, I will pay you for your service."

CrazyMLC:

"How is..... 150 gold crowns?"

CrazyMLC:

"This is of high priority to me."

CrazyMLC:

You understand, yes?

CrazyMLC:

"You understand, yes?"

Alenth:

"I'll do it, but I won't risk myself too much with such a dire situation"

CrazyMLC:

"Of course not!"

CrazyMLC:

"The group contains some hardy dwarves as well, I assume they would be able to save your skin in a pinch."

CrazyMLC:

Meanwhile...

CrazyMLC:

Ok

CrazyMLC:

3POK?

CrazyMLC:

Ben?

Vereus:

Yes?))

CrazyMLC:

You guys are all we have right now.

CrazyMLC:

But we'll try to manage the baot situation.

Vereus:

K.

Benpasko:

Back

CrazyMLC:

Ok

Benpasko:

I was watching my dad beat Final Fantasy 13

CrazyMLC:

Hyper, the sailor dwarf, suddenly has a captains hat on

CrazyMLC:

neat

CrazyMLC:

still barely into that game

Benpasko:

Meh, I thought it sucked

CrazyMLC:

(Hyper is sailing, as I let him roll on it and he rolled a 1)

CrazyMLC:

So, if I remember correctly, you are all sailing along a river.

CrazyMLC:

Hm?

Vereus:

Yep.

Benpasko:

Hyper got on AIM

CrazyMLC:

Get him in here

CrazyMLC:

the more the merrier

Benpasko:

He said he'd be here, and then told me to shutup D:

CrazyMLC:

Tell him hee'd better hope I'm in a good mood when he gets in here.

CrazyMLC:

(Jim-san, the bandit king!~)

Benpasko:

Question Mark

CrazyMLC:

Have that tune stuck in my head

Vereus:

That sentence makes me want to slap you. |C

CrazyMLC:

Jim-san, the bandit king!~ Tralalala-la-la laaaa

CrazyMLC:

Too much listening to random podcasts

* Vereus is listening to Nowere/Catastrophe - Ulver))

Blue Demon has connected.

CrazyMLC:

GOOD

Benpasko:

dfgjdf;gj

CrazyMLC:

I SHALL SPARE YOUR SOUL

CrazyMLC:

Lets continue, eh?

Blue Demon:

Panda?

Vereus:

Nope. :'D

Blue Demon:

XD

Benpasko:

Wut a douchetard.

Blue Demon:

aaaand goodbye

CrazyMLC:

panda has once again decided to be absent

Blue Demon:

he's gone

Blue Demon:

Alenth?

Vereus:

He's probably a troll.

CrazyMLC:

Yeah, he's down for the count at this point.

Vereus:

Or actually as dumb as he looks.

Benpasko:

It's not his fault, guise, a triceratops ate his computer.

CrazyMLC:

lol, right

Blue Demon:

and then he swallowed a quarter!

Benpasko:

He'll be here next week.

Blue Demon:

also, Alenth?

Benpasko:

xD

CrazyMLC:

Yep

CrazyMLC:

Alenth is playing

Alenth:

?

Blue Demon:

ah

Vereus:

http://forums.datarealms.com/viewtopic.php?p=347891#p347891 Nothing like this should ever happen again

CrazyMLC:

You do not know it, but he is waiting in Selena's office

CrazyMLC:

Yeah, that post hurt me inside

Vereus:

I reported it as soon as I saw it.

Benpasko:

He didn't destroy selena's carpet.

Vereus:

And then thought "Goddamnit I hate this kid."

CrazyMLC:

to bad, so sad

CrazyMLC:

well

Blue Demon:

yeap

Benpasko:

Innuendo not intended.

Blue Demon:

lies

CrazyMLC:

you're all sailing

CrazyMLC:

the dwarf is being kick-ass

Benpasko:

I AM?

Benpasko:

YAYZ

Blue Demon:

*coolface*

Benpasko:

Don't say 'The Dwarf', ya RACIST!

CrazyMLC:

grimgost has a captains hat on and is sailing the ship and being badass

CrazyMLC:

while whistling a sea shanty

Benpasko:

I'm sexing up 3 women in the back room/

Vereus:

He has a cigar Y/N?))

Blue Demon:

d:3

CrazyMLC:

He has a cigar

Benpasko:

And we're all just generally having a kick-ass time.

Vereus:

Gentlemen.

Vereus:

We have reached the very greatest epitome of awesome.

CrazyMLC:

You're sailing away from Marienburg currently

Benpasko:

HAEL YAH!

Grimgost:

We need a sea shanty!

CrazyMLC:

Hes whistling a sea shanty

Grimgost:

just so you know

Grimgost:

I SHOULD be working on homework that I should have worked on earlier today.

Grimgost:

so

CrazyMLC:

Armastas, you being a dwarf who didn't roll kick-ass on a sailing roll, you're sort of sea sick.

Benpasko:

Meh, quit crying.

Grimgost:

I may be a bit sketchy

Benpasko:

WUT

Benpasko:

BUT I'LL GET VOMIT ON MY LADIES!!

CrazyMLC:

dwarves no like water

CrazyMLC:

dwarves like the earth

CrazyMLC:

and being under the earth

Benpasko:

How am I supposed to have a 4-way with these random women-types while sick???

CrazyMLC:

you aren't vomiting or anything you just feel uneasy.

Benpasko:

Oh, okay.

CrazyMLC:

Like, you'd feel better if you were stand on solid ground.

Benpasko:

Okay then.

Grimgost:

well

CrazyMLC:

Grimgost, on the other hand, has his sea legs for some reason.

Benpasko:

I'll get over it, during my EPOK PIRATE CAREER TO COME!

Benpasko:

./dwarf-five

CrazyMLC:

ok guys

Grimgost:

I found a pair of sealegs in a store once

Grimgost:

barely used

Grimgost:

5 copper

CrazyMLC:

*wavy lashback lines*

Grimgost:

truely a bargain

Selena Reiva:

Meet me in two days, I want a report on what you've found.

CrazyMLC:

*wavy lashback lines*

Benpasko:

We should report back to her, honestly.

Benpasko:

With what we've found.

Vereus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBZ6UxCGKdM&feature=related Listennn too thisssss))

Grimgost:

I've learned not to trust any music from anyone here.))

CrazyMLC:

Right now it is morning on the night you have taken the boat

Vereus:

K. We starting now?))

Benpasko:

Trust me, Grimgost.

CrazyMLC:

do you turn back to Marienburg?

Benpasko:

NO

Benpasko:

HELL NO

CrazyMLC:

To report?

Vereus:

Pirate career +1 vote.

Benpasko:

We can't go there for now.

Grimgost:

Ask the lady we stole

Grimgost:

whos name

Grimgost:

always fails me

Benpasko:

Maida

CrazyMLC:

Maida Widmann

CrazyMLC:

Now then

CrazyMLC:

you all

CrazyMLC:

lets play the flashback game

CrazyMLC:

what happened last time?

Vereus:

Killed guards

Vereus:

stole eyes

CrazyMLC:

just so everyone can remember, and Alenth know what is going on.

Vereus:

stole ship

CrazyMLC:

start at your investigations

Vereus:

rescued maida

Benpasko:

Okay

Vereus:

who was accused of being a witch

Grimgost:

that's about it yeah

Benpasko:

Allow me, as official leader.

Vereus:

who was in a cage

Grimgost:

stabbed an eye

Grimgost:

rolled crazyily awesome

CrazyMLC:

ok

Benpasko:

We were going to investigate Karl, a false god. He was believed to be a reincarnation, when it really turns out he can control the minds of those who see or heare him.

CrazyMLC:

Or so it seems, yes

Benpasko:

He has many people in his thrall.

Benpasko:

AND WERE GUNNA KILL HIS SHIT.

CrazyMLC:

on a crusade

Benpasko:

WITH A CATAPULT!

CrazyMLC:

lol

Benpasko:

Well, we can't see or hear him.

Benpasko:

SO A FCUKING CATAPULT IS THE ONLY WAY

Grimgost:

NO TREBUCHET

CrazyMLC:

well

Grimgost:

much bettar

Benpasko:

Also, I punched a shopkeeper to near death with a single hit.

CrazyMLC:

none of you mentioned the orpahnage

Grimgost:

oh yeah

Grimgost:

the nun there

Benpasko:

I WAS GETTIN TO IT

Grimgost:

was very bloodthirsty

Grimgost:

and probably the REAL witch

Grimgost:

so she floats

CrazyMLC:

Ben and 3pok get an extra 10 xp

Benpasko:

We went to an orphanage, and there was a surprisingly bloodthirsty priestess of Shallya.

Benpasko:

She is a follower of Karl, and betrayed Maida for him.

CrazyMLC:

awesome

CrazyMLC:

ben, you get 15

Benpasko:

SHE SHALL ALSO SUFFER MY CATAPULTY FURY!

CrazyMLC:

3pok you still get 10

Vereus:

k

CrazyMLC:

alright

CrazyMLC:

so we know wahts going on

CrazyMLC:

now, plot

CrazyMLC:

what're you going to do?

Alenth:

I was delivering messages and eating pies

CrazyMLC:

Maida keeps saying you should visit the witch hunter, Osric.

Benpasko:

Well, Dragon's guy has that guard uniform.

Benpasko:

And all of our goals seem to be in Marienburg.

Benpasko:

So I say we lay low for a while, and then return.

Vereus:

Lay low = pirate right

Grimgost:

yarr.

CrazyMLC:

ok

CrazyMLC:

Alenth

Alenth:

yeah?

Armastas:

Awesomesauce.

CrazyMLC:

the rest of the part never arrives

CrazyMLC:

and Selena excuses you and says then may return soon, and that she will send for you again when they show up.

Armastas:

How long has it been?

CrazyMLC:

an hour

Armastas:

...that's a short time.

CrazyMLC:

since your meeting

Alenth:

I continue with messengering

CrazyMLC:

two

Armastas:

We'll be laying low for a day or two, I think.

CrazyMLC:

ok

CrazyMLC:

you all find a beach

Armastas:

All in favor give me five dollars.

CrazyMLC:

so you can beach your ship

CrazyMLC:

you all doubt you'd ever find a dock out here

Grimgost:

*takes five dollars*

CrazyMLC:

ok

CrazyMLC:

Marienburg

CrazyMLC:

being a busy trade city

CrazyMLC:

has many boats coming in and out

CrazyMLC:

so in a day you'd see almost 4 boats

Armastas:

Ok, I say we crucify Panda's character.

CrazyMLC:

hes still in the inn

Armastas:

I mean once we find him.

CrazyMLC:

*shrug*

Armastas:

And we can decorate our ship with his skeleton.

Vereus:

Is he starving yet

CrazyMLC:

who knows

Vereus:

Leaving corpse to rot on the mast Y/N?

Vereus:

crucified style

Armastas:

y

Grimgost:

y

Vereus:

y

Grimgost:

once all his flesh is gone

Grimgost:

he can be the figurehead for the boat

Armastas:

Hells yes.

CrazyMLC:

alright

CrazyMLC:

one second...

CrazyMLC:

what was the name of the boat?

Armastas:

RiverSpear

CrazyMLC:

Ahm yes

Vereus:

Alenth: Be warned that you are playing with children.

Armastas:

For some reason, I retain knowledge of everything that happens to our party.

Armastas:

I haven't ever read the logs or my sheet or anyone else's

Grimgost:

I kno, rite?

Grimgost:

it's like you're some type of robot

Armastas:

...

Armastas:

yes...

Armastas:

LIKE I'm some type of robot.

Armastas:

...

Armastas:

beep

CrazyMLC:

ok

Armastas:

boop

Armastas:

ermm...

CrazyMLC:

Most boats sail by without incident

Armastas:

bytes..

Armastas:

pixels.

Grimgost:

flops

CrazyMLC:

but one boat

CrazyMLC:

some of the sailors look over the side and inquire

Vereus:

Armastas: AND XIOR

CrazyMLC:

"Who goes there?"

Vereus:

XOR*

Armastas:

Tell them to FUCK OFF

Armastas:

And give them the dwarf-bird

Grimgost:

I think and uber sailing dwarf is kinda suspicious...

Grimgost:

an*

CrazyMLC:

You boat is beach so you can lay low, right?

CrazyMLC:

is beached*

Armastas:

Yep.

CrazyMLC:

"The Lily, eh?"

Vereus:

Is their boat larger than ours?

Armastas:

...WUT?

Armastas:

THE LILY!??!?!

Armastas:

WE ARE RIVERSPEAR

CrazyMLC:

This boat is coming from Marienburg

CrazyMLC:

"But, it says right there!"

CrazyMLC:

"The Lily!"

Armastas:

It says no such thing, ya pack of ninnies

CrazyMLC:

"I heared that boat was stolen!"

Armastas:

I bought this boat off a friend of mine

Vereus:

"No, you morons, that says The Riverspear"

Armastas:

His name was Dietmar

CrazyMLC:

they look at eachother and say 'aye'

Armastas:

Said it was called the RiverSpear

Armastas:

((teehee))

CrazyMLC:

One of them says 'I can read, you know!"

Armastas:

((Panda's guy is Dietmar))

Armastas:

Well, my friend said it was the RiverSpear.

CrazyMLC:

"You might be able to fool most people with that, but that clearly says "The Lily!"

Armastas:

Take it up with him, I bought it fair.

CrazyMLC:

"From Dietmar, you say?"

Armastas:

Yep

Armastas:

He's staying in Marienburg.

CrazyMLC:

"Aye!"

CrazyMLC:

"Have a description?"

Armastas:

((schemeschemescheme))

CrazyMLC:

"Also, their boat is much larger

Armastas:

Hrmm

Armastas:

((What does Dietmar look like?))

CrazyMLC:

so much larger that you 5 aren't enough to sail it

CrazyMLC:

Intellectual type?

Grimgost:

"Oy!"

Grimgost:

"Did ye see me sailing?"

CrazyMLC:

carries alchemic tools?

Grimgost:

"I think we are enough."

CrazyMLC:

"No, lad. In fact, I thought dwarves didn't sail."

Armastas:

He's an alchemist, I think. Smart lookin type!

Armastas:

Aye, Grimgost is a fine sailor!

CrazyMLC:

"They get kinda sea sick, you know?"

CrazyMLC:

"Oh, really?!"

Grimgost:

"Aye, so did I."

Armastas:

He made the Kessel run in under 10 parsecs!

Grimgost:

"I must have a knack."

CrazyMLC:

"That sure is an amazin' thing!"

CrazyMLC:

"Well, we better be off!"

Grimgost:

"Well, I always ate plenty of fish as a child."

CrazyMLC:

"Got to tell those black hats about that Dietmar Fella!"

Armastas:

*whispers*

Armastas:

I say we vamoose.

CrazyMLC:

They turn back

CrazyMLC:

andfter a huddle

CrazyMLC:

after a huddle

CrazyMLC:

and seem to be sailing at high speeds

Grimgost:

how many are there?

CrazyMLC:

10

CrazyMLC:

12

Grimgost:

dang

Armastas:

Lets get the hell outta here.

Grimgost:

too many

Grimgost:

wait

Grimgost:

are they on a boat?

CrazyMLC:

its been a day

CrazyMLC:

Yes

Grimgost:

>

Grimgost:

evil idea

Armastas:

Burn it?

CrazyMLC:

You couldn't sail it yourselves

Grimgost:

wait, are we already off the hook?

CrazyMLC:

if they make it to Marienburg you are, yes.

Armastas:

"Yer lucky I kin spin a tale, Grimgost."

Grimgost:

"Aye."

CrazyMLC:

Now then

Vereus:

http://slashninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/whitewhale2.png ))

CrazyMLC:

do you sail back to Marienburg?

Armastas:

Well, we'd lose our boat, and we can't bring Maida.

Armastas:

How far is it from us?

CrazyMLC:

a day

Armastas:

By foot?

Grimgost:

are we on a river?

CrazyMLC:

by boat

CrazyMLC:

you were heading down river

Grimgost:

as in, beaches and nearby things to hide and camp in?

CrazyMLC:

but if you sail back it;ll be up river

Armastas:

So we can't get back by river, I think.

CrazyMLC:

you could

CrazyMLC:

its a sail boat

Grimgost:

we need to find a cave

CrazyMLC:

it would just be slow

Armastas:

Why does Selena HAVE to live in Marienburg?

Armastas:

Dammit.

Armastas:

We could trust her to guard Maida, I think.

CrazyMLC:

Meanwhile...

Selena Reiva:

Maybe they died? That would be bad...

Armastas:

I say we return, Maida in full cloak, and get to Selena with her.

Alenth:

Was I able to find a message delivery I could accomplish within a few days?

CrazyMLC:

Yes

CrazyMLC:

I wonder what the average price is for that sort of thing

Alenth:

no idea

Alenth:

it seems about like mercenary work

Armastas:

Okay, guys.

Armastas:

Lets return to Marienburg.

Armastas:

Leave Advere and Maida outside,

Blue Demon is disconnected.

Armastas:

With the Black Hat gear,

Armastas:

All in favor say AYE

Armastas:

...

CrazyMLC:

sorry guys

CrazyMLC:

eating dinner while running this

CrazyMLC:

so might be a teeny bit slow

Vereus:

AYE

Pandastar994 has connected.

CrazyMLC:

Guys?

CrazyMLC:

oh, hi panda

CrazyMLC:

kinda late

Vereus:

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Vereus:

no.

Pandastar994:

Sorry im late but i was moving stuff for my sister.

Armastas:

Your character has been arrested and crucified for stealing a boat.

CrazyMLC:

not yet

CrazyMLC:

Panda

Pandastar994:

How late?

CrazyMLC:

thet left you in an inn

CrazyMLC:

after investigating

CrazyMLC:

they left in the middle of the night

CrazyMLC:

left you sleeping in the inn

CrazyMLC:

and ran off with someone in a boat

CrazyMLC:

and sailed away on a river

Pandastar994:

Thats some crap

CrazyMLC:

Inorite?

CrazyMLC:

what do you do?

Armastas:

And I pinned the theft on you.

Armastas:

The police are on their way.

Pandastar994:

Well arent you a good team member?

Armastas:

Yep.

Pandastar994:

I run to the boat and swim to it.

Armastas:

Actually, I'm the leader.

CrazyMLC:

Of course, you don't know that.

CrazyMLC:

and

CrazyMLC:

they killed some guards

CrazyMLC:

so yo'll be charged with murder

Armastas:

AND CRUCIFIED

CrazyMLC:

Murder usually means death by guillotine

Pandastar994:

Ok this is gettin stupid. Why am i dumped and blamed?

CrazyMLC:

their decision, not mine.

Armastas:

Because I said so.

Pandastar994:

So what do you want me to just leave then?

Armastas:

I'm gonna level with you.

Armastas:

I'm not a fan of yours, you never show up to play.

Vereus:

You're also annoying, and a brat. :B

CrazyMLC:

Well, panda, prove yourself

Pandastar994:

Well i said ill show. But im serously busy. But im trying to play every weekend.

CrazyMLC:

Alright

CrazyMLC:

lets game

Pandastar994:

Think what you will vereus.

CrazyMLC:

You're in an inn

CrazyMLC:

deserted

CrazyMLC:

what do you do?

CrazyMLC:

There are a number of solutions to your predicament

Pandastar994:

Like?

Vereus:

Suicide.

Vereus:

:'D

Pandastar994:

Or hunt you down and gut you.

CrazyMLC:

or going to talk to Selena about it

Pandastar994:

And tell that i dodnt steal the boat and then kill all of the team by selling them into slavery without them knowing it. That way peasants will beat you till you cry.

Pandastar994:

*didnt

Armastas:

Panda

Pandastar994:

Yessssssssss?

Armastas:

Don't try to cross us.

Armastas:

You've been outplayed by the master.

Armastas:

Me.

CrazyMLC:

out played?

CrazyMLC:

perhaps not

CrazyMLC:

first off, tell me what you want to do, panda.

Armastas:

His character doesn't know what's coming.

CrazyMLC:

yes

Pandastar994:

If you want ill just quit. Its nit like i have much of an option

CrazyMLC:

you do

CrazyMLC:

if you go to selena and hang out there, they'll have to go there eventually

Pandastar994:

Like wat join with a team that hates me?

CrazyMLC:

hmm

CrazyMLC:

like I was saying

Pandastar994:

they hate me and dont want me here.

CrazyMLC:

its a shame too

CrazyMLC:

your character is probably one of the coolest ones as well

Pandastar994:

All because i have a life. And my sisters pregnant and cant move heavy stuff.

CrazyMLC:

alchemist/apothecary

Armastas:

lolol

Pandastar994:

Yes i agree

Armastas:

failure

Pandastar994:

What?

Armastas:

Because you have a life?

Vereus:

Panda: This is a good example of why I don't like you. http://forums.datarealms.com/viewtopic.php?p=347891#p347891

Armastas:

STOP BEING A TOOL

Armastas:

WE AREN'T JEALOUS ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE

CrazyMLC:

oh, calm down.

Pandastar994:

Links broken

CrazyMLC:

All we ask, panda, is 3 hours a week

Pandastar994:

Ill try if they stop abandoning me

Armastas:

No you won't.

CrazyMLC:

Well, it all depends on their decision then.

Armastas:

You'll say you'll try, and then nbot show up.

CrazyMLC:

well

CrazyMLC:

Panda

CrazyMLC:

perhaps I can work something out

Vereus:

Panda: You have to copypaste. :B

Pandastar994:

Ok to the team. Not MLC. Play or leave?

CrazyMLC:

Just so you know, not everyone is here.

Armastas:

We're missing two team memebrs right now.

Armastas:

Hyper disappeared, and Dragon had things to do.

Pandastar994:

So why jump me?

CrazyMLC:

One thing I can say, even though you didn't ask me, it sounds like your sister needs your help.

Armastas:

because, you're an unlikable guy.

Armastas:

Something about you, Panda, makes me not like you.

Pandastar994:

Ask you about what?

Pandastar994:

Well im me and youll have to get over it.

CrazyMLC:

whether you should leave or play

CrazyMLC:

You're fine, panda.

CrazyMLC:

they're just pissed because you missed the first 3 sessions

CrazyMLC:

first 4*

Pandastar994:

I want to play but ive got alot on my shcedule rite now. Moms divorcing,sister pregnant,step-mom trying to commit suicide. I mean i have other things to attend to and im trying to fit this in but its hard to get time alone.

Vereus:

lol

CrazyMLC:

wow, I have to say, you have an eventful life.

Armastas:

AND DINOSAURS ARE EATING YOUR COMPUTER.

Armastas:

Excuses. If you can't play, that's fine, but don't expect the internet to stop because you have a busy life.

Pandastar994:

I swear its true.

Armastas:

I know.

CrazyMLC:

I believe you.

Armastas:

But you aren't able to play.

Armastas:

Just accept it.

Pandastar994:

But im still trying.

Vereus:

Do or do not, there is no try

Vereus:

:'D

Armastas:

urgh

CrazyMLC:

Its great that you're trying

CrazyMLC:

but this game sin't that important

Armastas:

If you guys need me, I'll be looking at illegal goat fetish porn.

CrazyMLC:

if you have crap to take care of, take care of it.

CrazyMLC:

AKA playing dragon age?

Armastas:

No.

CrazyMLC:

Armastas:

Goat on girl action.

Armastas:

ell oh ell

Pandastar994:

WTF?

CrazyMLC:

Sounds weird

Armastas:

And I'll choke myself, and dress up as Batman.

Vereus:

brb fapping to eelgirl

CrazyMLC:

Enh?

Pandastar994:

You are weird people

Armastas:

teehee

CrazyMLC:

Don't look at me!

Armastas:

*stare*

CrazyMLC:

*walks away from group of weird people*

Pandastar994:

Very odd and strange in your own special way...

Vereus:

pandastar994: google image search "rain silves"

CrazyMLC:

backs away*

CrazyMLC:

Don't do eet

Vereus:

DO EEEEEET

Vereus:

you know you want to

Armastas:

...

CrazyMLC:

what was that again?

Armastas:

OH GOD I REALLY WANT TO!

Vereus:

armastas: do ittttt

Armastas:

MUST...STAY...STRONG

Pandastar994:

Umm ok why did you want me to see a wolf thing?

Vereus:

« [coolface_hd.jpg] = Invalid expression: [coolface_hd.jpg]. »

Vereus:

did you turn off safesearch

CrazyMLC:

thats your warning sign

Vereus:

it's the kind of thing you find if you press the random button on ED enough

Armastas:

oh dear god, now I REALLY WANT TO

CrazyMLC:

furry porn I bet

Armastas:

What was that again?

Armastas:

OH GOD, FURRY PORN?!?!?

Vereus:

I call it a sickfuck singularity

Armastas:

STOP TEMPTING ME

Armastas:

xD

CrazyMLC:

-_-

Vereus:

did the game end or something

Pandastar994:

Oh my god! Looks like my old dog that died. Ewwwww bad memories!

CrazyMLC:

er

Armastas:

xD

CrazyMLC:

waiting for hyper

CrazyMLC:

sort of

Pandastar994:

Oh my god! Looks like my old dog that died. Ewwwww bad memories!?

CrazyMLC:

sort of

Armastas:

xD

Armastas:

xD

Armastas:

xD

Armastas:

xD

Armastas:

xD

CrazyMLC:

sort of

CrazyMLC:

sort of

CrazyMLC:

sort of

Armastas:

xD

Armastas:

STOP TEMPTING ME

Armastas:

STOP TEMPTING ME

Armastas:

STOP TEMPTING ME

Armastas:

STOP TEMPTING ME

Armastas:

STOP TEMPTING ME

Armastas:

STOP TEMPTING ME

CrazyMLC:

ok, quiet.

Vereus:

next, google "guro"

Armastas:

Ugh

Armastas:

I KNOW what Guro is.

Armastas:

I've browsed Hentai sites enough to learn that the hard way.

Vereus:

I know of all this shit because I spend too much time on the internet

Vereus:

being the huge faggot that i am

Armastas:

Hrmm? What's a Yaoi? I really liked this Yuri, so maybe...OH GOD MY EYES

Vereus:

armastas

Vereus:

is hyper online

Pandastar994:

thats pretty fu**** up stuff...

Armastas:

What, Guro?

Vereus:

wait wait

Armastas:

Don't look at that.

Vereus:

it gets better

Armastas:

It's dismemberment and gore porn.

Armastas:

And all sorts of nasty shit.

Vereus:

the topic of discussion just became sexual fetishes

Pandastar994:

Yes and its messed up stuff.

Vereus:

pandastar: search "yiff"

CrazyMLC:

no

Armastas:

Don't.

Vereus:

k

Vereus:

i'll stop bothering him now

Vereus:

he's paid his price. :'D

Armastas:

stop ruining his internet xD

Vereus:

voraphilia is pretty fucked up stuff

Vereus:

GOOGLE IT

* Alenth rolls: 1d100 => 91

Pandastar994:

Wow i cant beleive i actually listened to you all those times.

Armastas:

Vore?

Alenth:

I faillllled

* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 94

* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 2

* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 4

Armastas:

You mean eating people porn?

Vereus:

WIN

* Alenth rolls: 1d100 => 79

Alenth:

:

* Alenth rolls: 1d10 => 10

Pandastar994:

?

* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d1000 => 743

* Alenth rolls: 1d100 => 87

* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 38

* Alenth rolls: 1d100 => 5

* Vereus rolls: 1d1000 => 599

* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 5

* Benpasko rolls: 1d1000 => 979

* Benpasko rolls: 1d1000 => 471

* Benpasko rolls: 1d1000 => 990

* Benpasko rolls: 1d1000 => 688

* Benpasko rolls: 1d1000 => 507

* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d1000 => 528

* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 3

* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 9

* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 1

* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 10

Alenth:

there we go

* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 9

* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 6

* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 4

Pandastar994:

69

Armastas:

STOP ROLLIN

CrazyMLC:

2

Vereus:

11719

Pandastar994:

Why did you roll?

Armastas:

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CREEPY PORN!

CrazyMLC:

16

* Vereus rolls: 1d10+modifier => Invalid expression: 1d10+modifier.

Vereus:

10000942898

* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d1000 => 917

Vereus:

what

Armastas:

I WEEL END JOO

* Vereus rolls: 1d1000 => 510

* Vereus rolls: 1d1000 => 747

* Vereus rolls: 1d1000 => 668

* Vereus rolls: 1d1000 => 103

* Vereus rolls: 1d1000 => 181

Vereus:

HA

Armastas:

Is it odd that I have a craving for porn after out discussion?

CrazyMLC:

no?

Vereus:

lets talk about porn

Pandastar994:

Why?

CrazyMLC:

no.

CrazyMLC:

GAME

Armastas:

I assumed we were?

Pandastar994:

Not really

Armastas:

Vore? Yiffing? Furries?

Pandastar994:

WE ALL LOSE!

CrazyMLC:

ben

Armastas:

You must look at some not-weird porn.

CrazyMLC:

3pok