Phero has connected.
Blue Demon has connected.
Blue Demon:
|
I forget what my name is
|
Blue Demon:
|
ok, who's Phero?
|
Phero:
|
I'm the black knight
|
Benpasko:
|
He's some weirdo who I hate.
|
Blue Demon:
|
I'm gonna be needing those logs kthx
|
Blue Demon:
|
definately gonna need the logs from
the last few rounds when I wasn't here.
|
Phero:
|
is it k if I don't do the RP today
|
Phero:
|
maybe some other time?
|
Benpasko:
|
He's a new player. On the forum, you
know him as Wargay.
|
Phero:
|
You're just Jealous and mad that I got
in.
|
Benpasko:
|
gtfo scrubcakes.
|
Blue Demon:
|
a bad acid trip
|
Phero:
|
is it kay if I bail out today
|
Benpasko:
|
I'm a player, how would I be jealous?
|
Phero:
|
my friend is on BL and I wanna play
with him
|
Phero:
|
Yay
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Just don't bail out all of the time
|
Phero is disconnected.
Benpasko:
|
YOU CAN'T JUST BAIL BECAUSE YOU WANT
TOI
|
Blue Demon:
|
thats a horrible excuse
|
Benpasko:
|
I say we don't let him play.
|
Blue Demon:
|
of the game when I was missing
|
Benpasko:
|
See, though? My instincts are never
wrong.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
More than half of the people who want
to play are immature 10 year olds.
|
Benpasko:
|
I thought ot myself when I saw him
"Wow, what a fag."
|
Benpasko:
|
And I WAS RIGHT!
|
Blue Demon:
|
WE are immature 16 year olds
|
Blue Demon:
|
at least we are past the noob stage
|
CrazyMLC:
|
difference of 5! years
|
Benpasko:
|
And that Warguy keeps calling me a
noob.
|
Benpasko:
|
And it pisses me off.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Lots of people who are like that
|
CrazyMLC:
|
aren't used to team sports or anything
cooperative like that
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they don't see why they can't just
bail out
|
Benpasko:
|
The only thing I do on a team is games
like this.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you're in a party
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you don't just leave
|
Benpasko:
|
I used to try to raid in MMOs,
|
Blue Demon:
|
I always solo in MMos
|
Benpasko:
|
But I could never seem to find a
reliable group of pople.
|
Benpasko:
|
OKAY GUYS, RAID NIGHT IS SATURDAY!
|
Benpasko:
|
OKAY GUYS, RAID NIGHT IS SATURDAY!
|
Benpasko:
|
OKAY GUYS, RAID NIGHT IS SATURDAY!
|
Benpasko:
|
OKAY GUYS, RAID NIGHT IS SATURDAY!
|
Benpasko:
|
And come Saturday, 2 people would show
up.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
only way to do it well enough is to
join a large group of people
|
CrazyMLC:
|
guild/linkshell/whatever
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Same way I feel about this, you know?
|
Blue Demon:
|
I always just solo'
|
CrazyMLC:
|
OKAY GUYS, WARHAMMER IS SUNDAY!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
OKAY GUYS, WARHAMMER IS SUNDAY!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
OKAY GUYS, WARHAMMER IS SUNDAY!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
OKAY GUYS, WARHAMMER IS SUNDAY!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I even post countdowns
|
CrazyMLC:
|
35 hours in advance
|
Benpasko:
|
I get on the computer 3 hours before
warhammer starts and sit on the forums waiting for you to tell me
to open the server.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
my only two, faithful players.
|
Blue Demon:
|
we coooouuuld
|
Blue Demon:
|
murder the others and take their
stuff....
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Hyper, you sail really well
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and you make it to port
|
CrazyMLC:
|
ben hangs around killing teammates
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and panda hits on the jail girls
|
CrazyMLC:
|
what happened to 3pok and dragon
anyhow?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
guys, if you can find a good player to
/replace/ panda, then alright
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Also, hyper, has everyone posted their
actions yet, or what?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
also, I should have known they were
weak against fire! THATS why they exploded to beautifully before!
|
Blue Demon:
|
did you change the map
|
Benpasko:
|
I wish I could remember how Heroclix
works.
|
Benpasko:
|
Dragon is cool with me, but he
|
Blue Demon:
|
|
Blue Demon:
|
is the map still loading?
|
Benpasko:
|
That song kicks ass
|
Blue Demon:
|
all the messages got backed up
|
Blue Demon:
|
I blame you, Ben.
|
Benpasko:
|
Listen to this song, it'll all make
sense.
|
Benpasko:
|
Interlude with Ludes.
|
Benpasko:
|
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
|
Blue Demon:
|
already, it sounds like crap
|
Blue Demon:
|
18 seconds in
|
CrazyMLC:
|
what did you guys think of my drawing
mcdoodle anyway?
|
Blue Demon:
|
yeah thats too crappy for me to listen
to any longer
|
Benpasko:
|
Also, it features the phrase "On the
good ship loligag"
|
Blue Demon:
|
drawing mcdoodle?
|
Benpasko:
|
YOU WEEL LISTEN
|
Phero has connected.
Phero:
|
Me and my friend had a fight
|
Blue Demon:
|
ah, the hobo boy?
|
Benpasko:
|
LISTEN TO THIS SONG, PHERO
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so few people I dunno if we're doing
anything
|
Blue Demon:
|
this is my stern face
|
Benpasko:
|
I can't get anyone to listen to
awesome music >.
|
Blue Demon:
|
then post a link to some
|
Phero:
|
You guys are just jealous because I
have Starcraft 2 beta
|
Blue Demon:
|
if you post awesome music, I will
listen to it
|
Benpasko:
|
That song's a bit out there.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
|
Benpasko:
|
How about something less...out there.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
starcraft 2 looks like number 1 with
better graphics
|
Benpasko:
|
I hated Starcraft 1.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
too hard for me
|
CrazyMLC:
|
had to turn down the speed to play it
|
CrazyMLC:
|
then it was boring
|
Phero:
|
If you think that, you don't know the
potential of Starcraft 2
|
CrazyMLC:
|
how is it different?
|
Phero:
|
Are we playing yet?
|
Benpasko:
|
How's that song, Hyper?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"so few people I dunno if we're doing
anything"
|
Blue Demon:
|
you want awesome music?
|
Blue Demon:
|
HERE'S AWESOME MUSIC
|
Benpasko:
|
Is your taste in music different than
mine?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
we'll wait to see if we play for 5 or
so minutes
|
Blue Demon:
|
kekekekekekeke
|
Benpasko:
|
THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER CLICKED A LINK
TO MUSIC POSTED BY A DRL'ER
|
Phero:
|
Oh no, I'LL show you awesome music.
|
Blue Demon:
|
it's a rickroll
|
CrazyMLC:
|
&feature=related
|
Benpasko:
|
I have literally no reason to trust
you.
|
Benpasko:
|
And several to DISTRUST you.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
unless you sent him a rickroll, no
|
Blue Demon:
|
ok i think I like this actually
|
Phero:
|
I knew it
|
Blue Demon:
|
warguy, this actually isnt half bad
|
Phero:
|
|
Phero:
|
Just wait for the rest
|
Phero:
|
I didn't make it, but I whs I did
|
Benpasko:
|
I WILL CONTINUE TO CALL YOU WARGAY.
|
Phero:
|
Phuck your mother.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I have to admit, ben, thats a clever
pun.
|
Blue Demon:
|
yeah, I think we do have radically
different tastes in music, Ben.
|
Vereus has connected.
Benpasko:
|
Dammit, war. This match is too even,
we're both equally capable of calling each other names over teh
intertubes.
|
Blue Demon:
|
ohsnap an Epok
|
CrazyMLC:
|
WE CAN PLAY NOW
|
Benpasko:
|
NO CATCHING OTHER TRAINER'S POKEMON!
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 54
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 22
Blue Demon:
|
I THINK NOT MISTA BOND
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 95
Phero:
|
Blue, did you listen to all of the
song?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
if dragon comes it'll be great
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 51
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 70
Blue Demon:
|
>
|
Benpasko:
|
I love Them Crooked Vultures.
|
Benpasko:
|
I have their only album, and it's
LITERALLY all I listen to.
|
Vereus:
|
Dr Steel is p cool
|
Benpasko:
|
WE WILL PLAY WHEN I SAY WE CAN PLAY
|
Benpasko:
|
...we can play.
|
Phero:
|
|
Benpasko:
|
BUT TOTALLY NOT CUZ YOU SAID WE SHOULD
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I don't remember setting your stats
|
Benpasko:
|
IT WAS ALL MY IDEA.
|
Phero:
|
I'm warguy on the forums
|
Benpasko:
|
...why do you think I kept calling him
Wargay?
|
Vereus:
|
you had like 5 fucking warnings
|
Phero:
|
We already did, he just forgot 'em
|
CrazyMLC:
|
39 32 43 36 37 37 35 36
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but I don't have them set to the stats
|
Phero:
|
Damn it damn it damn it
|
Phero:
|
*hits head on door multiple times*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
we'll do it on the spot
|
CrazyMLC:
|
what do you want to be highest?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
WS BS S T Ag Int WP Fel
|
Benpasko:
|
I LOVE RECREATIONAL SELF-IMMOLATION
|
Benpasko:
|
WHO ELSE HERE LOVES TO BURN THEMSELF
FOR FUN?
|
Benpasko:
|
|
Phero:
|
FUCK BUDDIES ARE FUN TO HAVE
|
Benpasko:
|
Phero, this is a PG environment,
asshole.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
*clutches chest*
|
Benpasko:
|
NO TALK OF MUDDAFUCKIN FUCKIN.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
heart... attack...
|
Benpasko:
|
DO YOU FUCKING READ ME???
|
Blue Demon:
|
ok I got me some nachos
|
Blue Demon:
|
what happened
|
CrazyMLC:
|
WS BS S T Ag Int WP Fel
|
Benpasko:
|
Feel free to swear and be a bastard in
general.
|
Blue Demon:
|
No wonder you call him WarGay
|
CrazyMLC:
|
WS BS S T Int WP Fel
|
Benpasko:
|
Panda couldn't take it, that's why he
doesn't play.
|
Vereus:
|
I didn't like Panda
|
Benpasko:
|
Panda was a bitch.
|
Vereus:
|
and I don't have high hopes for this
warguy kid.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
WS BS S Int WP Fel
|
Phero:
|
Stop making me choose damn it
|
Benpasko:
|
I've already begun belittling him, in
expectation for his impending PHAILURE.
|
Blue Demon:
|
it's been pretty constant
|
Phero:
|
I am tired of waiting
|
Blue Demon:
|
quick question
|
Blue Demon:
|
how much AV software do you guys has
on your computers?
|
Benpasko:
|
Acid and poison and chemicals, baby Is
what I mean to provide I know together we'll make the possible
Totally impossible
|
Benpasko:
|
I have a pirated copy of NOD32.
|
Vereus:
|
I have no active protection against
viruses
|
Blue Demon:
|
good luck with that
|
Phero:
|
my sister won't STFU
|
Blue Demon:
|
after getting buttraped by a virus
about amonth ago
|
Blue Demon:
|
I got super paranoid
|
Benpasko:
|
Phero, Headbutt her in the face.
|
Blue Demon:
|
and now have like 7 diff programs
|
Phero:
|
*headbutts Blue so he will STFU*
|
Benpasko:
|
I MEANT YOUR SISTER
|
Phero:
|
and no he is not my sister
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I sent you your sheet
|
Phero:
|
AND I IGNORED THAT
|
Benpasko:
|
I made a Dwarf Barbarian on DDO named
Armastas.
|
Phero:
|
I downloaded mah Sheet
|
CrazyMLC:
|
its a little ramshackled
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but it has everything you need on it
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 89
|
Armastas:
|
AH HA HA WARGAY.
|
Blue Demon:
|
ARG WALL INCOMING
|
Phero:
|
why so many wounds
|
Benpasko:
|
BECAUSE I STABBED THE SHIT OUTTA YOU
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You die pretty fast
|
Blue Demon:
|
thats a decent amount
|
Phero:
|
WHAT IS WRONG WEETH JOO
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but thats not too shabby
|
Benpasko:
|
I have 13, too.
|
Blue Demon:
|
i have i forget how much
|
Benpasko:
|
I'm the party's leader, Armastas.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
self-proclaimed
|
CrazyMLC:
|
hyper rolled 89
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you lose a day of fumbling around
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ye cannae just flip a roleplayin
switch, laddie...fuck...he did it.
|
Phero:
|
How do you do that
|
Phero:
|
|
CrazyMLC:
|
phero, you sit around at the docks all
day waiting for the boat
|
|
Armastas:
|
Pure skill, m'boy.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
a guard comes by
|
Phero:
|
No, how do you talk in your character
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Like this, sprout.
|
|
guard:
|
No loiterin, boy.
|
Vereus:
|
I wll find some way of working "YOU
SHALL NOT PASS!" into my character's dialogue
|
|
Grimgost:
|
It shall.
|
|
guard:
|
Geet off of tha docks.
|
Phero:
|
Is my Death Knight.
|
Phero:
|
WHERE DID HE GO DAMN IT
|
|
Armastas:
|
I have a different copy of the
campaign file
|
|
Grimgost:
|
uh
|
|
Grimgost:
|
guys
|
|
Armastas:
|
MLC needs to give me the right one.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
wtf is with Maida
|
Phero:
|
How do you talk with your character
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you click a token and hit impersonate
|
|
Armastas:
|
Yer character doesnae exist on my map.
|
|
Vereus:
|
Hold alt+F4
|
|
Grimgost:
|
that actually worked once while
palying halo
|
|
Vereus:
|
Delete System32.
|
|
Armastas:
|
I BEG TO DIFFER
|
|
Grimgost:
|
twas hilarious
|
* Vereus rolls: 1d1000 => 604
* Vereus rolls: 1d10 => 8
Phero:
|
I know that trick too
|
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 96
|
Armastas:
|
Once, when I was a wee laddie, I fell
for the ol' alt f4 trick.
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 51
|
Vereus:
|
What a horrible roll.
|
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 2
|
Grimgost:
|
FFFFFFFFFFFFF
|
|
Vereus:
|
HA
|
|
Vereus:
|
WIN
|
|
Vereus:
|
WIN
|
|
Grimgost:
|
YEAH
|
|
Vereus:
|
2.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
WELL
|
|
Grimgost:
|
SHUDUP
|
|
Armastas:
|
So wait, you tell me that I can kill
all the CTs by pressing those buttons? Why don't they do it?
|
|
Armastas:
|
"Oh, they don't know this trick, it's
secret"
|
Phero:
|
I can't click any tokens
|
|
Grimgost:
|
wait, you have a character?
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUGGING TRICKY COUNTER-STRIKE BASTARDS.
|
|
Armastas:
|
OK
|
Phero:
|
He's a DEATH KNIGHT
|
|
Armastas:
|
Zoom way out, and move the camera to
the right.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
YOU CAN JUST TALK
|
|
Phero:
|
I am Thor.
|
|
guard:
|
No loiterin' laddie.
|
|
Phero:
|
Not really.
|
|
Phero:
|
You dare insult me?
|
|
guard:
|
Get off of da docks.
|
|
Armastas:
|
No you aren't, Thor isn't a homosexual
man dressed in golden velvet.
|
|
Phero:
|
Fine, Guard.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
(( I can imagine this ending well.
|
|
Phero:
|
-Walks off-
|
|
guard:
|
Go back home, kid.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
(( I need popcorn, this will be
entertaining
|
|
guard:
|
Thankee.
|
|
Phero:
|
Fine, I will.
|
|
Armastas:
|
((NOW GUT HIM))
|
|
Phero:
|
(WHERE DID THOSE ELVES COME FROM)
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((Roll a 100, roll a 100, roll a
100.....
|
CrazyMLC:
|
who wants to sail the boat to get back?
|
|
Armastas:
|
ELF NINJAS?!?!
|
|
Armastas:
|
WHERE???
|
|
Phero:
|
Me.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
NOT IT
|
|
Armastas:
|
...
|
|
Phero:
|
How much Do it cost, me man?
|
|
Armastas:
|
I guess I'm it.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
*anyone who is on the boat, who wants
to sail?
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 4
|
Armastas:
|
HELL YEAH
|
|
Armastas:
|
I SAIL LIKE A STALLION!
|
|
Vereus:
|
I do
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the sailor hat floats over to the
other dwarf
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUCK YEAH
|
|
Grimgost:
|
;___;
|
|
Armastas:
|
Sorry, Grimgost.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
*cry*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you can help him out
|
|
Vereus:
|
Does my previous 2 count
|
|
Vereus:
|
))
|
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 86
|
Vereus:
|
Baaaaaw
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL FOR THE HAT
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 51
|
Armastas:
|
I decline.
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 18
|
Grimgost:
|
i swear to god
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you don't help him at all
|
|
Grimgost:
|
thats the third 51 I've gotten
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you make it to port
|
|
Armastas:
|
I rolled a 4, we won.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
is you boat painted?
|
|
Armastas:
|
...
|
|
Armastas:
|
Oh fuck.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
MLC
|
|
Phero:
|
You guys stop or not make progress
|
|
Armastas:
|
THIS IS A STOLEN BOAT
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I need the logs from any previous
games that I missed
|
CrazyMLC:
|
hat happened was
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they beached the boat
|
|
Armastas:
|
Also, where's Maida?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Maida is sleeping
|
|
Grimgost:
|
HALp
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and some guys passed by
|
|
Grimgost:
|
MY TOKEN IS TRAPPED UNDER MAIDA
|
CrazyMLC:
|
where they had stolen the boat
|
CrazyMLC:
|
because there was a guy filing a report
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they told them that panda did it
|
|
Armastas:
|
...long story short, Dietmar is in
prison for "selling us this boat"
|
|
Armastas:
|
You can thank me for that.
|
|
Phero:
|
Okay back to the story
|
|
Grimgost:
|
d(^_^)b
|
|
Phero:
|
Please
|
CrazyMLC:
|
as you approach
|
|
Armastas:
|
calm down.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
some guards see the boat
|
|
Armastas:
|
(I have a plan)
|
CrazyMLC:
|
make me an int check, guys
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 34
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 99
CrazyMLC:
|
also, Phero, you see them.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Blue, you just go Durrrrr
|
|
Armastas:
|
I passed my int check.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
THE DICE ARE TRYING TO KEEL ME
|
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 51
CrazyMLC:
|
you don't even notice the guards
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I can't even explain
|
|
Armastas:
|
I rolled a 34, my int is 36.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
fall in water
|
|
Armastas:
|
WInner.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
my haspy jumps over the lagoon
|
CrazyMLC:
|
that is what is going on in your head
|
CrazyMLC:
|
don't ask me why
|
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 18
|
Grimgost:
|
what is a haspy
|
|
Vereus:
|
HA
|
|
Armastas:
|
HE SAID DON'T ASK
|
|
Armastas:
|
ASSHOLE!
|
|
Phero:
|
-Jumps onto the boat-
|
|
Grimgost:
|
he said dont ask WHY
|
|
Grimgost:
|
not WHAT
|
|
Armastas:
|
DX
|
CrazyMLC:
|
its kinda far away
|
|
Phero:
|
:c
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I mean, not at the dock yet
|
|
Phero:
|
Oic
|
|
Grimgost:
|
stop the boat
|
|
Armastas:
|
I shout "AH WHAT THE FUCK, GET OFF MY
BOAT"
|
|
Grimgost:
|
let Phero have fun with the guards
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the guards have seen you
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the people who made their int check
realize
|
|
Armastas:
|
It's cool.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
that the last people to help the witch
got their heads chopped off.
|
|
Armastas:
|
This is a boat we bought, then we
found out it was stolen.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
if they discover her....
|
|
Grimgost:
|
ohshi
|
|
Armastas:
|
We're simply returning to sort this
business out.
|
|
Armastas:
|
pfft.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
ohwait
|
|
Armastas:
|
I've killed Black Hats before.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
we hid her
|
|
Grimgost:
|
ok
|
|
Grimgost:
|
we;re cool
|
|
Grimgost:
|
we just need to kill that old man
|
|
Armastas:
|
xD
|
|
Armastas:
|
I FUCKING HATE THAT OLD MAN.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
'just spitting on the witch'
|
|
Phero:
|
Continue the story
|
|
Phero:
|
Nao
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so, you approach the dock
|
|
Armastas:
|
If they find her, we'll just say we
brought her with us to spit on her more xD
|
|
Grimgost:
|
"No officer! It looks much more like a
horse kicked his face in! Certainly not my HAMMAR!"
|
CrazyMLC:
|
as you set the bridge down and dock
|
|
Phero:
|
stop interrupting
|
|
Phero:
|
Assfucks
|
|
Armastas:
|
Phero, this is how it works.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Quit cryin.
|
|
Phero:
|
Meh, fine
|
|
Vereus:
|
Ha.))
|
|
Vereus:
|
He's already started to be a cunt.))
|
|
Vereus:
|
This won't take long.))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you're both right
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you walk down to the plank
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the blackhats walk up
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and quickly notice Armastas's hat
|
* Armastas signals for his companions to be
silent
|
guard:
|
What a nice hat, sir.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Why thank you.
|
|
guard:
|
You obviously seem like a respectable
sailor.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((MY HAT!!!))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((*fume*))
|
|
Armastas:
|
You think so? You should see my pal
Grimgost.
|
|
guard:
|
Any how!
|
|
guard:
|
Despite the fine sailors you are,
|
|
guard:
|
this boat was stolen by a man named
Dietmar.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Yes, we'd heard. We came back as soon
as we found out.
|
|
guard:
|
by an innocent man
|
|
guard:
|
from an*
|
|
Armastas:
|
And so here we are, with the boat.
|
|
guard:
|
Yes, we heard.
|
|
guard:
|
Now, we must reposes the boat.
|
|
Armastas:
|
We cannae just let an injustice befall
an innocent.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((How the hell is a dwarf, a freaking
troll slayer at that, such a smooth talker?))
|
|
Armastas:
|
May we have a short while ta get our
belongings outta the boat?
|
|
guard:
|
So, this is Mr. Landzaat.
|
|
Armastas:
|
((I'm the leader, it's part of the
job.))
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
Thank you for bringing back my boat!
|
|
Armastas:
|
Not a problem at all, sir.
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
My livelyhood would have been
destroyed!
|
|
Armastas:
|
Aye, we cannae allow that to happen!
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
That horrible Dietmar...
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
Well
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
not... everyone in this town would
have returned my boat.
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
they might have just sailed away.
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
And, despite the bad times this city
is having.
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
I feel the need to reward you.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
*ears perk up*
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
Each of you, please have a gold crown.
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
It may sound like a lot
|
|
Armastas:
|
Aye, thank ya, sir.
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
but you cannot understand what this
boat means to me.
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
This boat, the Lily, was my wife's
boat.
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
Before shepassed away...
|
|
Phero:
|
((Can I come in yet))
|
|
Armastas:
|
DIetmar was truly a villain. Is it
true he's been locked up?
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
Yes, I hear it is.
|
|
Phero:
|
((I'll wait until the boat is gonna
sail off)
|
|
guard:
|
Yes!
|
|
guard:
|
I locked him up myself.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Aye, fine work.
|
|
guard:
|
No problem, mates.
|
* Armastas tips his hat to the guard.
|
guard:
|
Aye, still like that hat.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Now then, we'll need to begin
unloading our belongings.
|
|
Phero:
|
(how do you do stuff like that, Your
name whatever's))
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
Ah, yes.
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
Of course!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
(( What belongings do we really have?))
|
|
Armastas:
|
We have an old woman with us, and
we'll need to get her to a friend's house for now.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and other things
|
|
Armastas:
|
((When we unload her, don't show her
face))
|
|
Phero:
|
((How do you do stuff like what
Amastas did back there))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((I thought we dropped her off down
the river !?!?))\
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Type /emote before you talk))
|
|
Phero:
|
((ah))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
she stayed with you
|
* Grimgost what now
|
Armastas:
|
((Alright, guys, we're gonna take
Maida to Selena's, and explain the situation to her.))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you take all of your belongings out
|
* Armastas Gets Maida, and tells her to follow
him and hide her face.
CrazyMLC:
|
and take midna out
|
|
Armastas:
|
Midna?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and the guard casts a curious glance
|
|
Armastas:
|
Twilight Princess?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Link?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
She, ah, is sick
|
|
Grimgost:
|
It's very contagious
|
|
Armastas:
|
We were gonna take her to a doctor,
but we had to return the boat.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
The guard glances await
|
|
Armastas:
|
She's in no immediate danger, though.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
lets roll her concealment
|
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 38
|
Armastas:
|
We'll just get some other
transportation.
|
|
Phero:
|
((Crazy, tell me when I'm about to get
on the boat))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
guards's perception...
|
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 56
|
Armastas:
|
((We don't have a boat anymore))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the guard didn't notice anything
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((pay attention warguy))
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ok, we head to Selena's house.
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
Yes, she seem rather sick.
|
|
Phero:
|
((sorry))
|
|
guard:
|
Hopefully she gets well soon, mate.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
(( is leprsoy a disease here?))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
galloping trots...
|
|
Armastas:
|
Aye, and a good day to ya, gents.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((O_O
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
Guard, I think we have this all sorted
out now.
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
Thank you.
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Wow, I'd say I'm doing well so far.))
|
|
guard:
|
Well, thank you.
|
|
Vereus:
|
Yes, I am paying attention, thankyou))
|
|
guard:
|
Just doing my duty.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((Bloody flux... Galloping Trots? Is
that diareha?))
|
* guard walks off.
|
Armastas:
|
On to Selena's, then.
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
Did anything happen in your possession?
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
any damages?
|
|
Armastas:
|
To the boat?
|
|
Armastas:
|
No, sir.
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
of course
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
ah, brilliant
|
|
Armastas:
|
YEr lucky, though.
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
the wood looks a little scuffed, but
good nonetheless.
|
|
Armastas:
|
If we'd learned it was stolen a day
later, we'd have painted it.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Fortune was with us.
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
Aye!
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
That would have been unfortunate.
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
Again, thank you all.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Now, I'm sorry ta have troubled you, I
gotta be on my way.
|
* Grimgost gives Armastas a small round of
applause for his performance on the way to Selena's
|
Armastas:
|
Your hat, Grimgost?
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
bye.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Aye!
|
* Armastas gives Grimgost his hat.
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
By the way, what a nice hat!
|
|
Vereus:
|
Goodbye.
|
* Grimgost takes his hat back
|
Phero:
|
(Can I come in yet)
|
|
Mr. Landzaat:
|
It reminds me of my wife's ha.....
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Meet us at Selena's, Phero.))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
no just kidding
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Oh crap,))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((LEG IT))
|
|
Phero:
|
((Okay.))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Phero, chime in any time now
|
|
Phero:
|
((OH NO, START HAULIN BUNS))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you saw that all go down.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
want to follow them?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Seeing Selena's gonna be odd.
|
|
Armastas:
|
My character was a total douche to her
before.
|
* Phero follows Armastas to Selena's.
CrazyMLC:
|
are you clearly following with him, or
are you trailing him?
|
|
Phero:
|
Excuse me, Are you Armastas?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You're not sure this is the band of
adventurers she was talking about
|
|
Armastas:
|
Aye, I am Armastas.
|
|
Armastas:
|
And who're ye?
|
|
Phero:
|
My name is Phero.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Phero, huh?
|
|
Phero:
|
Yes. I would like to join you Band of
Adventureers.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Whoa, wait.
|
|
Phero:
|
Gah, fine
|
|
Armastas:
|
We cannae just take anyone.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you were contacted by Selena
|
|
Phero:
|
Back up, the big boss said so
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the same people who hired them
|
CrazyMLC:
|
make me an int check
|
|
Phero:
|
int check?
|
|
Phero:
|
what's that
|
|
Armastas:
|
1d100
|
|
Vereus:
|
scheisze))
|
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 29
CrazyMLC:
|
roll under your in stat
|
|
Vereus:
|
i have to go by 9
|
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 7
|
Grimgost:
|
((uh, MLC? All of your diseases are
just diarrhea.))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you follow them well
|
|
Armastas:
|
THATS ONLY 15 MINUTES, 3POK!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you don't mix them up or anything
|
|
Phero:
|
okay
|
|
Armastas:
|
So...we're at Selena's?
|
|
Phero:
|
I see how you cannot take Anyone. It
would take skill and Such.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
no, he intercepted you
|
CrazyMLC:
|
as you were leaving
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Also, Phero, you do not need to ask to
join
|
|
Vereus:
|
Stop using that atrocious color,
warguy.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Not skill, we kin take any level of
skill.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Selena hired you to join them
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so you're already a part of the team
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they just don't know you yet
|
|
Phero:
|
Oh okay
|
|
Armastas:
|
But we cannae just let some random
vagrant inta our inner group.
|
|
Phero:
|
Rewind to when I joined you guys, like
right when I intercepted you
|
|
Phero:
|
I was confused
|
|
Armastas:
|
How da we know yer not gonna kill us
all in our sleep?
|
|
Phero:
|
Rewind
|
|
Phero:
|
Meh, nvm
|
|
Phero:
|
Anyway
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Phero, as you succeeded your in check
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you might want to just loosely follow
them
|
|
Phero:
|
okay
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so that you know where they are going
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but that you do not intrude
|
|
Phero:
|
Kay then.
|
|
Phero:
|
Okay epic rewind
|
|
Phero:
|
*tape sound*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Ben, as you walk to Selena's house
|
CrazyMLC:
|
make me a perception check
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 12
|
Armastas:
|
God damn.
|
|
Armastas:
|
I am just an unstoppable machine.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Some.. guy is following you
|
|
Armastas:
|
I AM AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF POWER!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you look back, he's there
|
|
Armastas:
|
I ignore him, and keep walking.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Eh? Something up?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
ten minute later, after turning some
corners, he's still there
|
|
Armastas:
|
And nod to Grimgost to be ready for
combat
|
|
Armastas:
|
Keep walking for a few minutes.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Go into a deserted alley.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
It's starting to get dark as you
approach the district of her house
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and the path leads into a deserted
alley way
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((Don't lead him to Selena's house
|
|
Armastas:
|
Draw my hammer, and whirl to face the
follower.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Phero: they head into an alley way.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you can't see them
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Draw Hammar as well
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but they are close to Selena's house,
so they must be going there.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Blood and Glory!
|
|
Phero:
|
((What am I doing here? They're bound
to attack me, but they're going to Selena's. What to do...))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((You could talk to us))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you have no idea
|
CrazyMLC:
|
that they suspect you
|
CrazyMLC:
|
or that they saw you.
|
|
Phero:
|
fine
|
|
Grimgost:
|
oh wait
|
CrazyMLC:
|
make me an Ag check
|
|
Grimgost:
|
the stranger following us was Phero?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you have the shadowing skill
|
|
Grimgost:
|
uh
|
|
Armastas:
|
Yes it was.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so you might avoid some of this
|
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 84
|
Grimgost:
|
continue with the beatings
|
|
Armastas:
|
I'm roleplaying.
|
|
Phero:
|
ASS
|
|
Armastas:
|
My character isn't aware of who he is.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
HEY
|
|
Armastas:
|
I just see some tool following me.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Ben, he loks like he's trying to avoid
your gaze
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but he's failing miserably
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I was told to prepare for a battle
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ok, so we're in an allet with hammers.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Yes, grimgost, it's ROLEPLAY
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I am very prepared at the moment, with
battle cry and everything
|
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 80
|
Phero:
|
(DAMN IT)
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they haven't noticed you at all
|
|
Phero:
|
(I need to stop failing today :c)
|
|
Armastas:
|
Does he turn the corner to follow us?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Armastas needs to stop WINNING!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
if he does I'm sure you're there to
ambush him asn ask what he's doing
|
|
Armastas:
|
Yep.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
What do you do?
|
|
Phero:
|
Yes?
|
|
Phero:
|
Hummm
|
|
Armastas:
|
We're not just gonna smack him
|
|
Phero:
|
Yes.
|
|
Vereus:
|
Y
|
|
Vereus:
|
8 minutes
|
|
Armastas:
|
Okay, grimgost, talk to him.
|
|
Vereus:
|
I was up all night last night
|
|
Armastas:
|
Your turn in the spotlight.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
a dwarf has his hammer drawn
|
|
Vereus:
|
monitoring my brother's moronic friends
|
|
Grimgost:
|
nothx
|
|
Vereus:
|
so
|
|
Grimgost:
|
>_>
|
|
Vereus:
|
ja
|
|
Armastas:
|
meh
|
|
Grimgost:
|
talk is not my strong suit
|
|
Armastas:
|
I say to him, in a hush but tense
voice.
|
|
Armastas:
|
"Who are you, and why are you
following us?"
|
CrazyMLC:
|
There aren't many people on the street
|
|
Armastas:
|
I know.
|
|
Armastas:
|
It's for dramatic effect.
|
|
Phero:
|
I'm Phero. I'm following you to see if
you're the right adventurers.
|
|
Armastas:
|
I don't like that answer.
|
|
Phero:
|
Really?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
(( did we meet him back near the docks?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Why are you really following us?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
right adventureers to kill, eh?
|
|
Phero:
|
Selena hired me to join your group.
|
|
Armastas:
|
...
|
|
Phero:
|
Just making sure I have the right
people.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
The old man hired me!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I'm here to kill you!
|
|
Armastas:
|
I nod to Grimgost, but stay ready to
attack if he does anything hostile.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
He knows you weren't just spittin'!
|
|
Phero:
|
(MLC, What)
|
|
Armastas:
|
MLC...
|
|
Armastas:
|
Alright, prove it.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I'm acting as the voice of paranoia
|
|
Armastas:
|
If Selena DID send you, what're we
gonna work together for?
|
|
Phero:
|
(MLC, what 2 say)
|
|
Phero:
|
(idk :c)
|
CrazyMLC:
|
(to find out about sigmar reborn)
|
CrazyMLC:
|
(to investigate)
|
|
Phero:
|
To investigate.
|
|
Armastas:
|
...
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Could i knock him out without
killing him?))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((probably))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
do you have strike to stun?
|
|
Armastas:
|
((I really don't wanna cripple or kill
him))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Nah, but I have a hammer))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
no strike to stun
|
|
Phero:
|
((Then you can't ))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you can hit him and knock him down to 0
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((what if he bashes him over the head
with the handle?))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
he'll be unconcious
|
|
Armastas:
|
...that would kill him.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
sure, I'll just let you do it
|
CrazyMLC:
|
this is a non-combat situation, so ok.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Okay, I knock him out, then lift him
over my shoulder.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Well then, we'll take him ta Selena.
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 53
* Phero dreams of visions while knocked out,
visions involve dengerous violence, and me dieing
CrazyMLC:
|
phero, what do you do?
|
|
Phero:
|
*dangerous
|
|
Phero:
|
Uhhh
|
|
Armastas:
|
You aren't knocked out.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
He doesn't knock you out
|
|
Phero:
|
Yes play dead
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you slump to the floor
|
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 5
CrazyMLC:
|
to see if they believe you
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ok, we'll take him ta Selena.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
nice
|
|
Phero:
|
YES!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Armastas: hes dead
|
|
Phero:
|
|
|
Armastas:
|
Selena kin tell us if he's really
gonna work with us.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
out cold, sorry
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Armastas: he's out cold, maybe even
dead. He seems to be breathing though.
|
|
Armastas:
|
So I carry him the rest of the way to
Selena's house.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you meet with selena
|
Vereus is disconnected.
|
Phero:
|
AW DAMN IT
|
|
Armastas:
|
This is a decent stopping point.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
MLC
|
CrazyMLC:
|
we've only played an hour
|
|
Phero:
|
is 3pok really needed to continue
|
|
Armastas:
|
Really?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
he wasn't doing much anyway
|
|
Armastas:
|
Huh.
|
|
Armastas:
|
We'll keep going, then.
|
|
Phero:
|
okay then
|
|
Armastas:
|
Me and Grimgost are the main
attraction.
|
|
Phero:
|
Yes, very
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
This is Ms. Reiva's establishment.
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
How do you do?
|
|
Armastas:
|
hell yeah, /dwarf-five
|
|
Armastas:
|
I'm well, you?
|
* Grimgost dwarf fives
|
Franz Kepf:
|
why are you here?
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
Ah!
|
|
Armastas:
|
We have urgent news for Selena,
regarding our investigation.
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
Yes
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
you're those people Selena hired.
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
ms. Reiva*
|
|
Grimgost:
|
And to inquire about this fellow here.
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
Him?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Aye.
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
You killed him!?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Caught him followin us.
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
You killed Phero?!
|
|
Armastas:
|
He isn't dead.
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
oh.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
We did?
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
He isn't?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Just knocked out.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Not on purpose if we did.
|
* Franz Kepf poke him
|
Franz Kepf:
|
ah, yes, I see.
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
Yes, Selena hired him.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ah, I see.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Phero, do you stop playing dead, orrrr?
|
* Armastas sets down Phero.
|
Armastas:
|
((on a couch or something))
|
|
Phero:
|
Stop laying dead and act like I just
woke up from being knocked out
|
|
Phero:
|
*playing
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Maida goes to heal you
|
|
Armastas:
|
Speak of the devil.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and then notices that you're fully
concious
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((Feeling jealous, Armastas?))
|
|
Phero:
|
Ugh... What happened...
|
|
Armastas:
|
We need to see Selena...Franz, was it?
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
Hah!
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
What great work you did!
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
If he WASN'T hired by Ms. Reiva...
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
He'd be spying on your conversation by
now.
|
|
Armastas:
|
...we'd have killed him.
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
perhaps.
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
Perhaps not.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
If he wasn't, we could kill him easily.
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
Either way, since you seem perfectly
well, follow me.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
And that would be the end of the
problem.
|
|
Phero:
|
Ow... Oh, are we at Selena's?
|
* Franz Kepf walks down the hallway
|
Armastas:
|
Aye, and it seems ye weren't lying
|
* Armastas follows Franz
* Phero follows the crew
|
Armastas:
|
We'll tel Selena everything.
|
|
Phero:
|
I bet.
|
|
Armastas:
|
We should be able to leave Maida here
for a while.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
We'll skip the waiting...
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I need a selena
|
|
Phero:
|
Why not you be Selena
|
|
Armastas:
|
Make her Epic Win Raccoon.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
why do you have a random dwarf
|
|
Selena:
|
Ah, yes. I see...
|
|
Selena:
|
So
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Did we already explain things to
her?))
|
|
Selena:
|
This Sigmar reborn
|
|
Phero:
|
(slow typer is slow)
|
|
Selena:
|
is a mutant?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Aye.
|
|
Selena:
|
Are you sure?
|
|
Armastas:
|
And the 'witch' captured in town was
the only one we've seen who could resist him.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Aye.
|
|
Selena:
|
Do you have any evidence?
|
|
Armastas:
|
We have the witch, right here.
|
|
Selena:
|
It;s her word against the whole
crusade's.
|
|
Armastas:
|
But she has our word, as well.
|
|
Selena:
|
Of course, you couldn't convince THEM
anyway by the sound of it.
|
|
Selena:
|
Yes, she seems like a reasonable
person.
|
|
Selena:
|
She can stay here.
|
|
Armastas:
|
My thanks, Selena.
|
|
Selena:
|
I'll disguise her as a servant.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Good.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Wait, who was it she said we needed to
see?
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Thank you, Ms. Reiva.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
opening up the campaign book...
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Osric the witch hunter.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Now, go talk to Osric...
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
And come back if you need any
healing...
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
I'll be glad to help..
|
|
Armastas:
|
Aye, good fortune, Maida.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
But just remember, you can always go
to the temple of Shallya.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Thank ye, we'll be back soon hopefully.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
They'll be glad to heal you.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
thank you, and goodbye.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and franz walks her to servant
quarters to be dressed in proper attire.
|
|
Selena:
|
So.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ah, wait
|
|
Selena:
|
You're going to find this Osric
fellow, correct?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Aye
|
|
Armastas:
|
As ye've noticed, we dunnae have
Dietmar with us.
|
|
Selena:
|
He must know where the child came from.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
He appears to have been arrested.
|
|
Selena:
|
Ah, yes!
|
|
Selena:
|
I heard you all stole a boat.
|
|
Phero:
|
(Armastas gets to talk all the fuck he
wants :c wish we had a litttle bit of spotlight too
|
|
Armastas:
|
He was arrested fer stealing a boat.
|
|
Selena:
|
well, more deduced.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Weeeeelll...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Dietmar "sold" us a "stolen" boat...
|
|
Selena:
|
And Panda took the blame?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Panda?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Who's that?
|
|
Selena:
|
ahem
|
|
Selena:
|
Dietmar took the blame?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
As I said, Dietmar "sold" us a
"stolen" boat
|
|
Armastas:
|
Aye, but we didnat have a choice.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
and we returned it to the rightful
owner.
|
|
Selena:
|
Ah, yes, I see...
|
|
Armastas:
|
We wouldn't have been able to return
otherwise.
|
|
Selena:
|
Don't go stealing boats now.
|
|
Armastas:
|
For obvious reasons.
|
|
Phero:
|
(I want to talk damn it)
|
|
Armastas:
|
We'll try to avoid it.
|
|
Selena:
|
I might be able to bail you all out
next time
|
|
Selena:
|
which I might have to do for Dietmar.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Now then, this Phero character...
|
|
Selena:
|
Yes.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Who is he?
|
|
Selena:
|
Dietmar was put in jail a few days ago.
|
|
Selena:
|
and, naturally, I heard about it.
|
|
Selena:
|
him being one of my corrospondants.
|
|
Selena:
|
as I had hired him.
|
|
Selena:
|
The Black Hats even came to question
me.
|
|
Selena:
|
Nothing happened, though.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Apologies.
|
|
Selena:
|
No issue.
|
|
Selena:
|
But I accept.
|
|
Selena:
|
Now.
|
|
Selena:
|
I'm paying you to investigate.
|
|
Selena:
|
So, go ahead.
|
|
Selena:
|
do what you've been doing
|
|
Selena:
|
as you seem so good at it.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Aye, it's why ye hired us.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Heh.
|
|
Selena:
|
Here's 25 of your 200 salary.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Thank ye.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((OOH! MONIES))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((Wait, thats 25 crowns, right?))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((34 Crowns, now?))
|
|
Selena:
|
yes
|
|
Phero:
|
((Yes))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Sweet.))
|
|
Selena:
|
Go on, now.
|
|
Armastas:
|
((I have 34 crowns))
|
|
Phero:
|
((crownscrownscrowns ))
|
|
Selena:
|
If you want you can sleep in my house.
|
|
Selena:
|
but you have money
|
|
Armastas:
|
Aye, that'd be nice.
|
|
Selena:
|
hm..
|
|
Armastas:
|
If ye dunnae mind our intrusion.
|
|
Selena:
|
alright.
|
|
Selena:
|
Go to ther servant's quarters.
|
|
Selena:
|
I'll have food made to feed all of you.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
(( Ben, did you count the crown that
the boat guy gave us?))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Yes I did.))
|
|
Armastas:
|
Thank ya.
|
|
Phero:
|
Type right for once, Selena, A.K.A MLC.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((oh ok. Then I have 35.))
|
|
Phero:
|
((I didn't say that out loud))
|
|
Selena:
|
It's about time that my servants got a
reward.
|
|
Selena:
|
and you all deserve some rest.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Thank you.
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Hrmm...))
|
|
Phero:
|
Lol
|
|
Selena:
|
but having to bail people out of jail
is not a nice thing yto have to do.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((Oh jesus. Fix that crap.))
|
|
Selena:
|
it isn't cheap.
|
|
Armastas:
|
((I get the feeling she isn't my #1
Fan))
|
* Selena glares at Armastas.
|
Phero:
|
((I can't oh shit))
|
|
Armastas:
|
(jokingly) So let him rot! Ah ha ha!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((Well, after the sexual harrassment,
I can't say that this helps..))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Yeah, I know))
|
|
Phero:
|
((thank you))
|
|
Selena:
|
Now, go.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Good night to you, lady.
|
|
Selena:
|
Franz will show you there.
|
|
Phero:
|
Good night, Selena.
|
|
Selena:
|
I'll get Deitmar out of jail.
|
* Armastas bows cordially
|
Selena:
|
this is his get out of jail free acrd
right here.
|
* Phero bows along
* Grimgost bows his head only
* Selena waves a sack of gold crowns.
|
Armastas:
|
That's not exactly free, eh?
|
|
Selena:
|
and it's the only one he gets.
|
* Armastas laughs
|
Phero:
|
Holy mother of Nazi's.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
there are like 25 gold crown in there
|
|
Grimgost:
|
So how much will it set him back, eh?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it's his payment
|
|
Phero:
|
oic
|
|
Selena:
|
From his salary, of course.
|
|
Selena:
|
Perhaps I can spare some coins.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Ahahaha! Ah, I'd luv to see his
face... Ah, well. Another day.
|
|
Armastas:
|
I feel obligated to chip in for it.
|
|
Armastas:
|
I did get him sent to jail
|
|
Selena:
|
Now, leave, I have business to attend
to.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((Don't.))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
(( HE DESERVES IT FOR BEING PANDA))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Shhh, I'm trying to get Selena to
sleep with me.))
|
* Selena glares at Armastas.
|
Phero:
|
((holy fuck how long have we played))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((She didn't hear that ooc chat))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
one hour 20 minutes
|
|
Phero:
|
that's quite long and not long Lol
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((Wow.))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((GEE, SELEAN SURE IS A NICE PERSOn,
AND PRETTY TOOO!))
|
* CrazyMLC glares at Armastas.
|
Armastas:
|
((GEE, SELENA SURE IS A NICE PERSOn,
AND PRETTY TOOO!))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
(in and out of character)
|
* CrazyMLC glares at Armastas.
CrazyMLC:
|
(in and out of character)
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You all leave, right?
|
|
Phero:
|
((BURPLE NURPLES!!!))
|
|
Phero:
|
((BURPLE NURPLES!!!))
|
|
Phero:
|
((BURPLE NURPLES!!!))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((OH GOD SHE'S LOOKING INTO MY
SOUL!!!))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you all explode
|
|
Phero:
|
((WEEGEE WANTS MORE RED COINS NAO))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
in a blazing fire
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 100
|
Armastas:
|
NOO
|
CrazyMLC:
|
because Selena is actually god.
|
|
Phero:
|
NOOOOOO
|
|
Armastas:
|
I FAILED MY "NOT GET KILLED BY FIRE"
SAVE!
|
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 52
|
Phero:
|
GAH ME TOO
|
|
Phero:
|
AHHHH
|
|
Gae'lohg:
|
HOW DARE YOU TRY AND SLEEP WITH MEEEE
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 71
|
Armastas:
|
FFFUUUU
|
|
Gae'lohg:
|
ARRRRGH
|
|
Gae'lohg:
|
>
|
|
Grimgost:
|
IT BURNS
|
|
Armastas:
|
YOU WERE HOT!
|
|
Phero:
|
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
|
|
Armastas:
|
AUGH!
|
|
Phero:
|
THAT SUCKS
|
|
Grimgost:
|
HOT LIKE LAVA
|
|
Phero:
|
AHH
|
|
Grimgost:
|
AGHAGRHAGJHJHKCJKA
|
|
Gae'lohg:
|
DIEEEEE
|
|
Phero:
|
RUN
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I ACCIDENTALLY THE WORLD
|
|
Phero:
|
RUNNNN
|
CrazyMLC:
|
back to seriousness
|
|
Phero:
|
SAY NOTHING, RUN LIKE HELL
|
|
Armastas:
|
SAVE ME, GRIMGOST'S HAT!
|
|
Armastas:
|
Wait, that wasn't real?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you're outside of her office, and
franz is trying to lead you to the servant's quarters
|
* Grimgost 's hat flies away to safety
|
Armastas:
|
Oh thank God.
|
|
Phero:
|
Thank god that did't really happen
|
* Armastas follows Franz
|
Phero:
|
*didn't
|
|
Grimgost:
|
>_>
|
|
Grimgost:
|
My hat has learned well.
|
|
Armastas:
|
How to fly?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Quite.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
your hat is sentient
|
|
Phero:
|
Yes
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Self Preservation as well.
|
|
Phero:
|
Quite much.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
its like a super-fedora
|
|
Grimgost:
|
:3
|
|
Phero:
|
FEDORA'S EXIST IN THIS TIME?
|
|
Phero:
|
LOLWUT
|
|
Grimgost:
|
FEDORA OF THE GODS
|
|
Armastas:
|
No.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so, you head into the servant's
quarters
|
|
Armastas:
|
That's part of what makes it magical.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it looks like a prison bedroom
|
|
Phero:
|
Anyway, back to realism
|
CrazyMLC:
|
with the room full of bunk beds
|
|
Armastas:
|
So...Selena hates us?
|
|
Phero:
|
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and it isn't THAT bad
|
CrazyMLC:
|
better than some of the inns you've
seen
|
|
Armastas:
|
Oh, okay.
|
|
Phero:
|
Kay
|
|
Armastas:
|
I thought you said it was like a
prison.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the walls are painted a nice off-white.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and the wooden door looks nice for a
servant's quarters
|
|
Grimgost:
|
SHE DOESN'T INTEND TO LET US LEAVE
|
* Phero yawns in the nice fresh air of the
window
|
Grimgost:
|
ITS A PRISON
|
CrazyMLC:
|
there are 5 bunk beds on the opposite
wall
|
|
Armastas:
|
DO A BARREL ROLL!
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 8
|
Phero:
|
B-B-BARREL ROLL
|
CrazyMLC:
|
hyper cartwheels around the room
|
|
Phero:
|
Okay, back to realism
|
|
Armastas:
|
We weren't joking.
|
|
Phero:
|
Oh...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
|
|
Armastas:
|
He actually cartwheeled.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Maida is laying down when you walk in.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Nice roll, Grimgost, ya clown.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and Franz sits on a bed.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Ye're just jealous.
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
Wow, a dwarf doing carwheels.
|
* Grimgost stops cartwheeling
|
Franz Kepf:
|
That's a sight.
|
|
Phero:
|
Well, would you guys like to know some
more about me?
|
|
Armastas:
|
I could've kept yer hat.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Alright, Phero.
|
|
Phero:
|
It turns out that I'm a bounty hunter,
actually.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
a gymnastics speedo appears on Grimgost
|
|
Armastas:
|
ell oh ell.
|
|
Phero:
|
Uhh... Okay that's weir
|
|
Phero:
|
*weird
|
|
Armastas:
|
he's a clothing conjuring mutant.
|
|
Phero:
|
LOLWUT
|
|
Armastas:
|
A gay sailor?
|
|
Phero:
|
Back to reality
|
|
Armastas:
|
UNHEARD OF!
|
|
Phero:
|
Nao
|
|
Grimgost:
|
O_o
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Uh
|
CrazyMLC:
|
THE MOST DEVILISH OF ALL MUTANTS
|
|
Grimgost:
|
PELVIC THRUST
|
|
Phero:
|
GUYS STOP
|
|
Grimgost:
|
PEW PEW PEW
|
|
Phero:
|
BACK TO THE RP
|
|
Armastas:
|
EYE BLEEDING
|
CrazyMLC:
|
actually, leg warmers appear
|
|
Phero:
|
stopstopstopstop
|
CrazyMLC:
|
under his clothes
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so nobody but him notices
|
|
Phero:
|
Nice
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I have never heard of a more mystical
dwarf than me. Ever.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I mean seriously.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Maida sits up and waits for the food.
|
|
Phero:
|
I'm trying to sleep.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Hello, Maida.
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
The Chefs should be cooking right now.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ye didnae get yer food, Phero.
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
It could come any moment.
|
|
Phero:
|
Yes, that's true.
|
* Phero sits up in his bottom bunk
|
Armastas:
|
I CALL BOTTOM BONK!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
There are a few servants
|
|
Phero:
|
TOO LATE I HAZ EET
|
CrazyMLC:
|
as you hop onto a bunk it moans in
despair.
|
|
Armastas:
|
...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
T_ l
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I'll just be over here, on this other
bed.
|
|
Fritz:
|
Owwww
|
|
Armastas:
|
Moaning beds?
|
|
Fritz:
|
you layed on me....
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Hawt.
|
|
Armastas:
|
OH!
|
* Armastas jumps up
CrazyMLC:
|
Grim, you're pushed off of the bed.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Sorry!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
ACK
|
|
Armastas:
|
You're invisible...like a ninja...
|
|
Armastas:
|
AND ELVEN NINJA
|
|
Armastas:
|
AN ELVEN NINJA
|
CrazyMLC:
|
He's a halfling.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
nothing like a ninja
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I'll half his lings!
|
|
Armastas:
|
O.o
|
|
Armastas:
|
NO GHEY MIDGET SECKS
|
|
Phero:
|
NONONON
|
|
Phero:
|
NO GAY SECKS
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you can't believe you didn't notice
him before.
|
|
Armastas:
|
NO GHEY MIDGET SECKS
|
|
Phero:
|
GET OFF OF HIS ASS
|
|
Armastas:
|
NO GHEY MIDGET SECKS
|
|
Phero:
|
NO GAY SECKS
|
|
Phero:
|
NO GAY SECKS
|
|
Phero:
|
NO GAY SECKS
|
|
Phero:
|
GET OFF OF HIM
|
|
Armastas:
|
ess tee eff you
|
|
Phero:
|
ACK
|
|
Grimgost:
|
chill
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Armastas has already been pushed off
of the bed.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Sorry lad.
|
|
Fritz:
|
uuuuuugh.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Are you alright?
|
|
Phero:
|
You alright, man?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
He looks like a chubby, hairy,
big-footed child.
|
|
Fritz:
|
Yes...
|
|
Phero:
|
Lol that looks funny in my mind
|
|
Fritz:
|
I'm alright...
|
|
Armastas:
|
Children: Nature's Ninjas.
|
|
Phero:
|
Exactly, Armastas.
|
|
Fritz:
|
uuuuugh
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Halflings are usually very jolly
|
CrazyMLC:
|
especially when they hear food is
coming.
|
|
Armastas:
|
...not if they have to work for Selena
all day.
|
|
Fritz:
|
I've been laying here all day....
|
|
Phero:
|
Aww, halfing just wants gay seckz
|
|
Fritz:
|
settling in....
|
|
Phero:
|
|
|
Grimgost:
|
warguy, drop it.
|
|
Armastas:
|
...?
|
|
Phero:
|
Fine
|
|
Armastas:
|
See? WARGAY!?!?!?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I brought that up before already
|
|
Phero:
|
It was a joke
|
|
Phero:
|
God
|
CrazyMLC:
|
he seems just... depressed.
|
|
Phero:
|
He wants fewd
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
Don't worry guys, he's always like
that.
|
|
Phero:
|
Hey, the chefs should be heere any
minute.
|
|
Phero:
|
*here
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
must've been dropped on his head at
birth or something.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ah.
|
|
Phero:
|
I bet.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
The chefs arrive
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and place a table
|
|
Phero:
|
Mm, that smells Good
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they place pillows for you all to sit
on
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and dish out the food
|
|
Armastas:
|
Classy.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they have sweet and tangy BBQ chicken
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Ah! It looks delicious.
|
|
Phero:
|
yes, very classy
|
|
Phero:
|
MMM
|
|
Phero:
|
Chciken
|
* Grimgost OM NOM NOM
|
Phero:
|
*chicken
|
|
Phero:
|
STEAK!?
|
* Grimgost inhales half the food before you
know it
* Phero eats all the chicken and steak
* Armastas NOM NOM NOM
|
Phero:
|
Gulp
|
* Phero eats all of the sausages
|
Grimgost:
|
HEROEING IS HUGNRY BUSINESS
|
|
Phero:
|
mmm, I am Starving since the last time
I ate.
|
* Grimgost eats any and all potatoes
* Armastas eats his share, and thansk the chef
|
Franz Kepf:
|
Fritz... food is here.
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
AND ITS TASTY!
|
|
Fritz:
|
uuuugh...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
DAMN STRAIGHT IT IS!
|
* Grimgost continues nomming
|
Phero:
|
He must be lazy
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Fritz sits down and reluctantly starts
to eat
|
* Phero stuffs self
CrazyMLC:
|
Maida just lays down.
|
* Phero pulls a golden crown out of his mouth
|
Maida Widmann:
|
I feel... sleepy.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Maida?
|
|
Phero:
|
How did this get in there?
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
I'm just going to rest...
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ye need ta eat.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Alright?
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
No, I'm fine...
|
|
Armastas:
|
...
|
|
Phero:
|
Hmmm...
|
|
Phero:
|
Something's wrong with him.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
I've been through a lot...
|
|
Armastas:
|
I dunnae take no fer an answer, jus
ask my girlfriends.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
I just want to sleep, now.
|
|
Armastas:
|
((BAM))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
At least eat something, you need to
keep your strenght up.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
hmm...
|
|
Armastas:
|
((MLC is trying to kill her off)
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Here, just some bread if nothing else.
|
|
Armastas:
|
((She won't eat, and die in her sleep))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
she gets up and starts to have some
soup and wine.
|
|
Phero:
|
Maida is a she?
|
|
Phero:
|
Wut
|
CrazyMLC:
|
(There's wine, milk, and water.)
|
* Grimgost facepalms
|
Phero:
|
AW NO
|
|
Phero:
|
I think I hit the power button
|
|
Phero:
|
Oh wait I didn't
|
|
Grimgost:
|
ahahahaha
|
|
Phero:
|
good
|
|
Phero:
|
Carry on
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
She doesn't look too good, you know..
|
|
Phero:
|
I agree...
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Franz whispers to you.
|
|
Armastas:
|
That's why she's gotta eat.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Mmm.
|
|
Armastas:
|
((SEEE!!!!?!? MLC IS GONNA KILL OFF
MAIDA!!!!))
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Don't worry about me, boys...
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
I'm fine...
|
|
Armastas:
|
((WE CAN'T ALLOW THAT!!!))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Bull.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
You spent god knows how long in that
cage.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
shes like 65 or something
|
|
Phero:
|
65?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
which is damn old for someone in this
time.
|
|
Phero:
|
holy shit
|
|
Grimgost:
|
We'll worry all we want
|
|
Phero:
|
she could be dieing
|
|
Armastas:
|
MLC, I can't forgive you if you kill
her off.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
probably more like 42.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((65? Major turn off))
|
|
Phero:
|
if you kill her off then we will all
die
|
|
Phero:
|
:c
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Don't worry, children...
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Shallya will bless us all...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((I am suddenly less inclined to care
about maida))
|
|
Armastas:
|
Dude, don't kill off maida!!!
|
|
Armastas:
|
NNUUUUUU
|
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ok, I think it's a good time to stop.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
HI ALL
|
|
Grimgost:
|
THESE ARE LOGS
|
|
Phero:
|
back
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
MMMM
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
Thats some good food!
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
ahhhh!
|
|
Armastas:
|
I agree!
|
|
Phero:
|
Me too.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Ahh, aye!
|
|
Phero:
|
*burp*
|
|
Fritz:
|
Hmmm....
|
|
Phero:
|
Excuse me
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Compliments to the chef!
|
|
Fritz:
|
Good... I guess....
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((ARG I MISS MY BED ;__ )
|
|
Armastas:
|
|
|
Grimgost:
|
no
|
|
Grimgost:
|
not
|
|
chef:
|
Thank you, all.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Q_Q
|
|
chef:
|
it was no problem.
|
|
Armastas:
|
...elven chef?
|
|
Armastas:
|
o you happen to be a ninja?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
CHEF BOYARDEE
|
|
Armastas:
|
Do you happen to be a ninja?
|
|
Phero:
|
CHEF GUSTEAU
|
|
chef:
|
No, sir...
|
|
chef:
|
I'm merely Selena's chef.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ah, alright.
|
|
Phero:
|
I doubt that.
|
|
Phero:
|
You're probably lying to us.
|
|
Phero:
|
Did you poison the food?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Only 1 way to find out!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
LIE SENSE CHECK!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
|
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 27
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 82
|
Grimgost:
|
FFFFFFFFFFFFF
|
|
Phero:
|
DO I WIN
|
|
Phero:
|
YAS!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
THE DICE ARE TRYING TO KILL ME I SWEAR
TO GOD
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Phero: he;s telling the truth.
|
|
Phero:
|
HE R NINJER
|
|
Phero:
|
Waitwhat
|
|
Grimgost:
|
derp
|
|
Phero:
|
DAMN IT
|
|
Armastas:
|
I SEARCH FOR TRAPS
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Grim: He's a lying bastard.
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 71
CrazyMLC:
|
Armastas: He's a lying bastard.
|
|
Armastas:
|
no..
|
|
Armastas:
|
I was searching for traps
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I ALSO SEARCH FOR TRAPS AS WELL
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 24
|
Phero:
|
ME TEW
|
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 41
|
Grimgost:
|
BEN
|
|
Grimgost:
|
RE-ROLL
|
CrazyMLC:
|
blue finds no traps
|
|
Armastas:
|
You find, oddly enough, a bear trap on
your bed.
|
|
Phero:
|
what about me
|
CrazyMLC:
|
don't worry, guys.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Ooh! Souveneir!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Phero: you know he isn't a liar.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
He is surely her chef
|
|
Phero:
|
Gah, damn it
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Wait
|
|
Phero:
|
OKAY MOVING ON
|
|
Grimgost:
|
what if his ability to lie
|
|
Grimgost:
|
is so good
|
|
Grimgost:
|
that it even fools the rolls
|
|
Armastas:
|
!
|
|
chef:
|
IM A NINJA
|
|
Armastas:
|
DEAR GOD
|
|
Phero:
|
Good point
|
|
chef:
|
HIIYA
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUCK!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
SEE
|
* chef SLICES
|
Grimgost:
|
ROLL TO DODGE
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 65
|
Phero:
|
DEAR GOD
|
|
Grimgost:
|
FACK
|
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 82
* Armastas delivers a well placed five finger
death punch
|
Phero:
|
FUCK
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 47
CrazyMLC:
|
maida is assasinated
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUCK
|
|
Armastas:
|
YOU
|
|
Armastas:
|
FATE POINT
|
CrazyMLC:
|
ben has his hair chopped off
|
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 38
|
Armastas:
|
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I AM NOW A GOST
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 12
|
Phero:
|
GAME OVER
|
* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 16
|
Grimgost:
|
I HAUNT THE CHEF
|
|
Phero:
|
ME TOO
|
CrazyMLC:
|
HES JUST A CHEF GUYS
|
|
Armastas:
|
MY PUNCH SUCCEEDS DUE TO FATE POINT
|
|
Grimgost:
|
YEAH WELL
|
|
Armastas:
|
NINJA IS DEAD
|
|
Grimgost:
|
NOW HE'S A POLTER CHEF
|
|
Phero:
|
Okay he's just a chef
|
|
Phero:
|
REQIND
|
|
Armastas:
|
....
|
|
Phero:
|
*rewind
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Reqind?
|
|
chef:
|
Thank you.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I love when we have fun
|
|
Phero:
|
Me too
|
|
Armastas:
|
As do I.
|
* chef leaves the room.
|
Phero:
|
Wait
|
|
Phero:
|
FRANZ COULD ALSO BE NINJA
|
|
Armastas:
|
O.O
|
|
Grimgost:
|
uh
|
|
Armastas:
|
|
|
Fritz:
|
HIYA!
|
|
Phero:
|
SAME WITH FRITZ
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I jsut got
|
|
Grimgost:
|
an awesome idea
|
|
Phero:
|
SEE
|
|
Armastas:
|
No....FRITZ
|
|
Grimgost:
|
for a new Roll to Dodge
|
|
Phero:
|
FRITZ R NINJER
|
|
Armastas:
|
LOOK AT HIM!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
seriously
|
|
Grimgost:
|
listen
|
|
Phero:
|
Fine
|
|
Armastas:
|
Call your new RTD: EVERYONE IS A NINJA
|
|
Grimgost:
|
It'd be like the one I run
|
|
Grimgost:
|
EXACTLY
|
|
Grimgost:
|
NO RULES
|
|
Grimgost:
|
EVERYTHING IS RETARDED
|
|
Phero:
|
YAYAYAY
|
|
Grimgost:
|
AND OFF WALLS LIKE CRAZYSAUCE
|
|
Armastas:
|
I'D PLAY THAT
|
|
Grimgost:
|
SO WOULD I!
|
|
Phero:
|
so whatever we say something is is that
|
|
Phero:
|
YES
|
|
Phero:
|
YES
|
|
Phero:
|
YESHER
|
|
Grimgost:
|
PELVIC NUKE LAUNCHER
|
|
Grimgost:
|
GO
|
|
Grimgost:
|
ROLL A 1
|
|
Phero:
|
HIIYA
|
|
Grimgost:
|
PELVIC CHERRY BOMB
|
|
Grimgost:
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IN YOUR PANTS
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Phero:
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ROLL TO DODGE MY NINJANESS
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Fritz:
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ugh....
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Grimgost:
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CASTRATION IS GO
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Grimgost:
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okay okay
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Phero:
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OKAY FORGET THIS BACK TP THE RP
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Fritz:
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It was alright...
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Grimgost:
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I'm done
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Phero:
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*to
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* Fritz lays down.
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Franz Kepf:
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Sleepy time I gues?
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* Franz Kepf smiles.
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Phero:
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I guess.
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Phero:
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Wait
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Phero:
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Are you a werewolf?
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Franz Kepf:
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No, look!
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* Franz Kepf smiles.
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Phero:
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ROLL TO CHECK
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* Phero rolls: 1d100 => 72
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Franz Kepf:
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No giant teeth!
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Armastas:
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I'm done for tonight, guise.
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Phero:
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ROLL
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Phero:
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TO
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Phero:
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CHECKKKK
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CrazyMLC:
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he isn't a werewolf.
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Armastas:
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I'm done for tonight, guise.
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Armastas:
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I'm done for tonight, guise.
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Armastas:
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I'm done for tonight, guise.
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Phero:
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Fine
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Armastas:
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I'm done for tonight, guise.
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Grimgost:
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ok, gnight
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CrazyMLC:
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you all sleep, right?
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Blue Demon is disconnected.
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Armastas:
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Yep
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Armastas:
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Cya, MLC
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Armastas:
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Save yer log
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* Phero yawns and sleeps under the covers,
with his head on the pillow.
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Phero:
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Kay
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CrazyMLC:
|
another 50 exp for you all.
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CrazyMLC:
|
nice session, guys.
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Phero:
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Phero:
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Bye.
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Armastas:
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Do I get a bonus for badassery>
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Phero:
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until next week
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CrazyMLC:
|
you already did
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Armastas:
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Alright, mang
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Armastas:
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Cya
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Phero:
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Cya until next time
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CrazyMLC:
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phero gets a bonus 200
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Phero:
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Yay
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CrazyMLC:
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for being new and being 200 exp behind
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Phero:
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Okay
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Phero:
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Bye now
|
Phero is disconnected.