dragonxp has connected.
Benpasko has connected.
Benpasko:
|
Dragon is afk, until I call hi back on
AIM
|
CrazyMLC:
|
we need more than two players
|
Benpasko:
|
I'm waiting for the others, first
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I want at the very least 3/5 players
|
Benpasko:
|
I just AIM'd Hyper.
|
Benpasko:
|
I'll get dragon, too.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
panda is online
|
Blue Demon has connected.
CrazyMLC:
|
Can't wait to see Foa go berserk
|
Blue Demon:
|
surprises all around, I can guarantee
|
CrazyMLC:
|
He was going to kill someone either
way.
|
Benpasko:
|
Damn, Kelas should stop whining about
the mods.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
They pick on him a teeny bit
|
Vereus has connected.
Blue Demon:
|
saying "I speak for the whole forum"
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so he over-reacts
|
Benpasko:
|
If I were a mod, I'd warn him, at
least.
|
Blue Demon:
|
is already wrong
|
Benpasko:
|
I disagree with almost every one of
his statements.
|
Vereus:
|
i'm in the drl irc
|
Vereus:
|
and shit is happening
|
Blue Demon:
|
we need a rabid bear
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I agree with what he says, its all a
bit extreme though.
|
Vereus:
|
grif on kelas raeghate
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I have logs, no worries
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I just haven't posted them yet. X_X
|
Vereus:
|
of the irc convo?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
of grif and kelas. This'll be good.
|
Blue Demon:
|
pandora, how could you
|
Vereus:
|
will upload to 4shared when theyre done
|
Vereus:
|
i have quite a few chats open now
|
Vereus:
|
plus Carl Sagan's Cosmos
|
Blue Demon:
|
i need to get caught up on DRL
|
Blue Demon:
|
I've been away all day
|
Vereus:
|
kelas is making dramu
|
Vereus:
|
check his new thread
|
Blue Demon:
|
aside from that
|
Benpasko:
|
He told me to message him on AIM when
we were gonna start, but he didn't reply to the ~10 AIM messages I
sent him.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I think hes playing raqtchet and clank
|
CrazyMLC:
|
brb, I'll message him on the ps3
|
Vereus:
|
do you know him irl
|
dragonxp:
|
had to clean up backyard
|
Benpasko:
|
Now you get to live
|
Blue Demon:
|
we've lost him
|
Blue Demon:
|
LOOK WHAT YOU DID
|
dragonxp:
|
if onyl i came back 10 secs earlier
|
Blue Demon:
|
HE WENT BACK FOR YOU
|
Blue Demon:
|
HE WOULD STILL BE ALIVE
|
dragonxp:
|
well i'm offline
|
Benpasko:
|
IT'S ALL UR FAULT!
|
dragonxp:
|
he'll come back as soon as he notices
|
Benpasko:
|
Nah, that's 3POK
|
Blue Demon:
|
vereus is EPOK
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I just saw you sign off, dragon
|
Vereus:
|
would panda type with coherency
|
Benpasko:
|
Hey 3POK, remember that awesome Team
Rocket avatar you used to have?
|
Benpasko:
|
It was amazing.
|
Blue Demon:
|
I had one from the same strip actually
|
dragonxp:
|
panda isnt here
|
Benpasko:
|
I need a new Avatar.
|
Blue Demon:
|
let us set ourselves to VGCats pokemon
glory
|
dragonxp:
|
transfer to bg layer
|
Benpasko:
|
What's this 'VGCats'?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
waaaay too smalll
|
Benpasko:
|
And how might I jump upon this
bandwagon?
|
dragonxp:
|
i'll build more after
|
dragonxp:
|
i'm the map maker
|
dragonxp:
|
problem: n access to bg layer.
|
Blue Demon:
|
this is where our av's came from
|
Benpasko:
|
I should get a Cyanide and Happiness
avatar.
|
Benpasko:
|
omg minecraft comic.
|
Vereus:
|
i want a larger version
|
CrazyMLC:
|
The deed is done.
|
Blue Demon:
|
kelas was banned?
|
Benpasko:
|
Kelas wasn't banned afaik
|
CrazyMLC:
|
should be continue without panda?
|
Benpasko:
|
His status ain't set to banned, from
what I see.
|
Benpasko:
|
Lemme flip my lucky coin to check.
|
Benpasko:
|
He ain't coming.
|
dragonxp:
|
is thereanyway to allow dm to gve me
certain rightsa to bg layer lol
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Not that I know of
|
Benpasko:
|
So sayeth the Meowth Pokemon coin.
|
Benpasko:
|
I lost my Aerodactyl.
|
Blue Demon:
|
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Man, I can never beat pokemon games
|
Blue Demon:
|
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
|
Benpasko:
|
No, I mean COIN!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
except for pokemon snap
|
Benpasko:
|
My Aerodactyl COIN
|
dragonxp:
|
i remember looking for that bastard
underground in pokemon D/P
|
Benpasko:
|
Pokemon Double Penetration?
|
dragonxp:
|
digging for it's godforsaken fossil
|
Benpasko:
|
wtf are YOU playing!?!?!
|
dragonxp:
|
Diamond and pearl
|
Benpasko:
|
That's much less interesting.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
same as all the rest
|
dragonxp:
|
i fricken got liek 20 skulls 15 helixs
and 20 root fossils
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and online crap
|
Benpasko:
|
You can get multiples of fossils?
|
Blue Demon:
|
no, where in D/P
|
CrazyMLC:
|
not much of an improvement
|
dragonxp:
|
after all that i managed to find 1 old
amber
|
dragonxp:
|
to my dissapointment
|
dragonxp:
|
the areodactyl i revived had horrible
stats
|
CrazyMLC:
|
sunburns are starting to blister
|
dragonxp:
|
not even in the average aerodactyl
range for lvl 10
|
Benpasko:
|
You guys care too much about this EV
Training bullshit & such.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
hopefully they'll be small and sparse.
|
dragonxp:
|
can we start yet?
|
Benpasko:
|
Who fucking knows...
|
Benpasko:
|
I just play Pokemon, and level up the
ones I like.
|
Vereus:
|
when i played pokemon
|
Blue Demon:
|
IT'S AN AERODACTYL
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I just level the firs tone I got up
|
Vereus:
|
i only kept the males
|
Blue Demon:
|
That's all that you should need to know
|
Benpasko:
|
I never liked Aerodactyl.
|
Vereus:
|
and the rest i'd dump in a training
center
|
Blue Demon:
|
Typhlosion 4eva
|
Benpasko:
|
But my Aerodactyl coin was incredily
awesome.
|
Vereus:
|
with the highest level male i had
|
Benpasko:
|
I mainly used my Mr. Mime
|
Blue Demon:
|
what is an aerodactyl coin
|
Benpasko:
|
The Pokemon Card Game
|
dragonxp:
|
for the pokemon crad game
|
dragonxp:
|
DahkStorm in the post fav mod thread
|
CrazyMLC:
|
a physical coin, hyper, a physical
coin.
|
dragonxp:
|
was that intentional?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
It seems Panda is a lost cause.
|
Vereus:
|
didn't like him anyways
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Lets get started then, shall we?
|
dragonxp:
|
if only map making here was as easy as
map making in wc3
|
Blue Demon:
|
it wasn't at first
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Everyone remember what happened last
game?
|
Vereus:
|
a requirement for development
employment at blizzard is making a scenario in WC3
|
Benpasko:
|
I remember well enough.
|
Benpasko:
|
We're talking to that nun lady, and
she seems a bit off.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
hired by selena reiva
|
Benpasko:
|
We have to investigate some tool named
Karl.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
gossiped about boy
|
Benpasko:
|
AND I PANCHED THE SHIT OUTTA A
MERCHANT!
|
Blue Demon:
|
|
CrazyMLC:
|
found an orphanage where he grew up
|
Blue Demon:
|
retarded smilies
|
Benpasko:
|
|
CrazyMLC:
|
found out his name, Karl.
|
Blue Demon:
|
that's what I mean by retarded
|
dragonxp:
|
we have 2 dwarves
|
Blue Demon:
|
|
dragonxp:
|
is 3pok a human?
|
Benpasko:
|
lol captain gaywad.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
counting panda:
|
dragonxp:
|
2 humans and 2 dwarves
|
CrazyMLC:
|
3 human, 2 dwarves
|
dragonxp:
|
no coutning panda lol
|
dragonxp:
|
have any more detail
|
|
Captain Gaywad:
|
I crave man-loving.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Its is a port city.
|
dragonxp:
|
like what buidlings?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it is very ramshackled
|
dragonxp:
|
thoguh rather small
|
CrazyMLC:
|
untill you start going north
|
dragonxp:
|
i need barrels and trash
|
CrazyMLC:
|
where all the nobles live
|
CrazyMLC:
|
most of the docks are in the south,
called the 'Suidock' if I remember correctly
|
dragonxp:
|
ima say that thing ontop of marienburg
is a noble's house
|
CrazyMLC:
|
there are many levels of buildings
|
dragonxp:
|
and the docks are south so..
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and theres is a wretched canal
|
CrazyMLC:
|
called the doodcanal
|
Blue Demon:
|
LET'S GET TO THE AGME
|
CrazyMLC:
|
where all of the criminals live
|
CrazyMLC:
|
opening up my book....
|
Blue Demon:
|
Grif went into Kelas's thread
|
Vereus:
|
because he was attacking grif
|
CrazyMLC:
|
dark colors so we can read
|
Benpasko:
|
That ain't a color
|
Benpasko:
|
The little left-facing > doesn't exist
in maptools chat.
|
Benpasko:
|
|
Benpasko:
|
:o :o :o
|
Benpasko:
|
>.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you're all leaving Sister Lutzen's
office, correct?
|
Benpasko:
|
We weren't finished talking.
|
Benpasko:
|
And Grimgost was waiting outside.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I have things to do, you know?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You wanted to talk to me more, yes?
|
Benpasko:
|
((oh, we're still talking RIGHT
NOW?!?!?))
|
Benpasko:
|
((Way to NOT WARN US!!!!))
|
Blue Demon:
|
FURIOUSLY STOMPING BOOTS OF BAN
|
Blue Demon:
|
new fav quote from Grif
|
CrazyMLC:
|
anyone have a nun token?
|
|
Armastas:
|
((So are we staying around to talk
more? I can't remember what I had to say.))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
She told you how she got the boy
|
dragonxp:
|
i'm, placing the nun beside steve
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the he arrived at the orphanage, whie
a twin-tailed comet shot over head
|
CrazyMLC:
|
(the symbol of sigmar)
|
dragonxp:
|
rather crappy nun but w.e
|
dragonxp:
|
beside steve crazy
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Crazy Steve?
|
Vereus:
|
a double tailed comet would require
two suns
|
|
Sister Lutzen:
|
Steeeeeeeve?
|
Vereus:
|
does this world have a binary star?
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Stfu Vereus.))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((OR I'll panch you.))
|
Vereus:
|
i'll just throw cats at you
|
|
Armastas:
|
!
|
|
Sister Lutzen:
|
We need you working on that altar,
alright?
|
|
Armastas:
|
((AUGH!))
|
|
Steve:
|
Yes ma'am...
|
|
Armastas:
|
((TERRORFYING NUN-TYPE!))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
he looks really emaciated.
|
|
Armastas:
|
This is a test, broham.
|
|
Armastas:
|
???
|
|
Armastas:
|
Whoa
|
CrazyMLC:
|
just an excuse to use STEEEEEEEVE
|
|
Sister Lutzen:
|
What is it, Armastas?
|
|
Armastas:
|
No, I found a random button.
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Is the game actually running right
now?))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Whut's all tha' screamin? Eh, not my
problem.
|
|
Sister Lutzen:
|
yes
|
* Armastas clears his throat
CrazyMLC:
|
the game is running
|
Vereus:
|
which world are we using, and where
are we?
|
Vereus:
|
and where's my character
|
|
Sister Lutzen:
|
If you have nothing to say, please
leave...
|
Vereus:
|
and i dont know what's going oooon
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((BEN, DEPLOY CHARM))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
we aren't using any maps at the moment
|
|
Armastas:
|
Alright, I'll just collect my hammer,
and be on my way.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((WRONG CHARM))
|
|
Armastas:
|
*go get my hammer, and leave this
accursed place*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
come to the main storage map if you
like
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Alright, so you all leave the office?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((OOC text is in double parenthesis))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((The asterisks imply an action, not
an ooc chat.))
|
Pandastar994 has connected.
|
Grimgost:
|
ohay
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Sister Kuhn, the silent lady, leads
you out to the courtyard.
|
|
Armastas:
|
...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Ah.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Your back.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((You're))
|
Pandastar994:
|
Am i too late now?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
What you missed:
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you went to a shallyan nunnery
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you talked to the abbess
|
CrazyMLC:
|
she seems oddly cruel for a priest of
the god of mercy.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you're now just leaving her office
|
dragonxp:
|
check out the dood canal
|
Pandastar994:
|
Are we actually using the map?
|
Pandastar994:
|
When do we use it?
|
Armastas:
|
For combat, whelp.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
MARIENBURG IS HUUUUUGE
|
CrazyMLC:
|
WE CANNOT MAP IT
|
CrazyMLC:
|
THERE IS NO MAP IN THE BOOK
|
Armastas:
|
We COULD, just use your...IMAGINATION,
MOTHER FUCKER!
|
dragonxp:
|
is that a challenge?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Alright, everyone make a perception
check
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 74
CrazyMLC:
|
and make sure to have your sheets out
|
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 53
Pandastar994:
|
Is tonite an important crucial event
nite?'
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 39
|
Grimgost:
|
wait
|
Benpasko:
|
Panda, you have to be here for EVERY
event, not just the big ones.
|
Pandastar994:
|
Sorry im in a rush and i might have to
quit early.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
do I do the check? I wasn't inside
|
|
Grimgost:
|
also
|
CrazyMLC:
|
every night is crucial
|
Grimgost:
|
if you can't stick to the schedule,
maybe you shouldn't paly
|
CrazyMLC:
|
everyone is in the courtyard
|
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 26
CrazyMLC:
|
everyone makes a check
|
CrazyMLC:
|
3pok, I have no doubts that you made it
|
Grimgost:
|
against what stat?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the children are building an altar in
the courtyard
|
CrazyMLC:
|
if you have any ranks in perception it
helps
|
Benpasko:
|
I ATTACK ALL THE CHILDREN!
|
Benpasko:
|
ALL OF THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS!
|
Pandastar994:
|
Well sorry my busy days are saturdays
and i only get saturdays and sundays off. The other days im
working my butt off and then im tired and i cant play this game
tired.
|
Benpasko:
|
THEY MUST PAY FOR THEIR CRIMES AGAINST
ME!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
BLOOD AND GLORY
|
|
Grimgost:
|
RAWR!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((I kid, no child slaying))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
well, its your choice if you want to
leave or not
|
dragonxp:
|
i ave perception
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((Yet))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
ok, you and 3pok succeed
|
CrazyMLC:
|
now, let me read
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the children are making an altar
|
Pandastar994:
|
Can i play next weekend i can play
next weekend because ill have sat. and sun. off.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it isn't to shallya
|
|
Grimgost:
|
WTF
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You also hear the children singing
religious songs about Sigmar
|
CrazyMLC:
|
instead of Shallya
|
Pandastar994:
|
So can i? And not quit the game
totally?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
*notice Vereus's stare, and notice the
children and alter*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but make sure to read the logs
|
Benpasko:
|
If you can't play, that's fine, but
don't have us try to play around your schedule.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
if one notices you all notice
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you like point it out or something,
yeah
|
CrazyMLC:
|
As you all leave
|
Pandastar994:
|
Well fine ill play when i have the
time and ill start taking those days off and Ill play
|
Benpasko:
|
Don't take days off for a game.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
feel free to not use up your vacation
days
|
CrazyMLC:
|
|
Pandastar994:
|
Bye sorry to leave but gotta go!!! See
you next weekend! And How do i read the log.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I'll post it as a html file
|
|
Grimgost:
|
fun
|
Vereus:
|
we gonna NPC him then?
|
Pandastar994:
|
Ok will do gotta go bye!
|
Pandastar994 is disconnected.
CrazyMLC:
|
it'll be on the OP
|
Benpasko:
|
...he pisses me off.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
yeah
|
Blue Demon:
|
he needs to actually come
|
Benpasko:
|
Can we take his character out behind
the shed and put a bullet in it's head now?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you find a note rolled up in your
cloak as you put it on
|
Blue Demon:
|
if he keeps this crap up
|
Blue Demon:
|
we should just drop him
|
Benpasko:
|
I told him this was his last chance, I
thought.
|
Blue Demon:
|
He hasn't played a proper round once
|
Blue Demon:
|
first time, he freaked out
|
Blue Demon:
|
yesterday, he flaked
|
dragonxp:
|
we only played one round isofar
|
CrazyMLC:
|
if he skips both next week I might
kick him
|
Blue Demon:
|
today, he flaked
|
Vereus:
|
i have not either :C
|
Benpasko:
|
Also, even though we didn't play
yesterday, he left less than 3 minutes in.
|
Blue Demon:
|
we might've had enough people
|
CrazyMLC:
|
we might have played
|
Benpasko:
|
We wouldn't have had as much fun if
he'd stayed, though.
|
|
Advere:
|
atleats i had valid excuse for
yesterday
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Vereus, you find a note rolled up in
yout cloak
|
Blue Demon:
|
((What excuse))
|
Benpasko:
|
((His birthday?))
|
* Vereus knows nothing of what he's supposed
to do
CrazyMLC:
|
Here is the note
|
Blue Demon:
|
i like how much trouble you've gone
through for all this
|
Vereus:
|
the "lutzen is a fool" one?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Want me to read it to you?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
for the sake of the Log
|
|
Advere:
|
it's blurry xD
|
Armastas:
|
Wait, we're keeping logs?
|
Armastas:
|
PENIS PENIS PENIS
|
|
Advere:
|
yep
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
|
Armastas:
|
I put on his robe and wizard hat!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
;Lutzen is a foll who lies to you and
to herself. You must find the true Abbess, outside the temple of
Sigmar in Templewijkm while she yet lives. The boy is dangerous.
-One Who is Still Loyal
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Grimgost:
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HAMMER
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Armastas:
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COUNTER-HAMMER!
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Grimgost:
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WRASTLE
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Armastas:
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COUNTER-WRASTLE!
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CrazyMLC:
|
Vereus, do you read the note to the
rest of the party?
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Grimgost:
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COUNTER-COUNTER
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Armastas:
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SUPER VIKING PANCH!
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Grimgost:
|
ok enough
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CrazyMLC:
|
As you are the only literate one in
the party?
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Grimgost:
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DATA'S MAHSCLES
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Grimgost:
|
I win
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Armastas:
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Ohshi-
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Advere:
|
I can't read?
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Advere:
|
lols
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CrazyMLC:
|
you need Read/Write
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Grimgost:
|
screw that
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CrazyMLC:
|
Panda has it too
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Advere:
|
lol
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Grimgost:
|
I have hammer
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CrazyMLC:
|
Grim has Hammer vereus has Read/Write
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Vereus:
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crazymlc: this is what we call "irony"
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Armastas:
|
My Hammer is bigger.
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CrazyMLC:
|
Vereus's brain is bigger.
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Grimgost:
|
Pretty sure it isn't
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Grimgost:
|
hammer that is
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CrazyMLC:
|
they're the same
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Armastas:
|
My hammer could beat his brain in a
fight.
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Grimgost:
|
LIES
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CrazyMLC:
|
they're oddly similar
|
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Armastas:
|
*tapes a stick to the end of his
hammer*
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CrazyMLC:
|
perhaps you bought them form the same
store?
|
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Armastas:
|
SUCK IT!
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Grimgost:
|
you do not BUY hammers
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Grimgost:
|
they are forged
|
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Grimgost:
|
Also
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Grimgost:
|
my stats are bigger
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Armastas:
|
Mine was passed down.
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CrazyMLC:
|
you buy them from the blacksmith or
merchant, yes?
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Armastas:
|
I CAN ATTACK TWICE IN ONE TURN!
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Grimgost:
|
Not the good ones!
|
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Armastas:
|
SUCK MAH CACK!
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Grimgost:
|
I CAN KILL YOU ONCE IN ONE TURN
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CrazyMLC:
|
Armastas got the same one you have,
grim
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CrazyMLC:
|
+1 damage and everything
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Grimgost:
|
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Advere:
|
esh
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Advere:
|
i shoudl cut your throats
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Advere:
|
lol
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Grimgost:
|
wait
|
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Grimgost:
|
mine is like
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Grimgost:
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+7
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Armastas:
|
Me and Hyper should just fight to the
death.
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Grimgost:
|
i think
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Advere:
|
what
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* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 84
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Advere:
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1 and 7 loosk pretty close man
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* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 33
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Grimgost:
|
not really
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Armastas:
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Win.
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Grimgost:
|
dangit
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 48
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 36
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Armastas:
|
...
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Grimgost:
|
FFF
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d10 => 10
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Grimgost:
|
HA
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Armastas:
|
SUCK ON MY DWARVEN BALLS
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d10 => 6
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Advere:
|
*shoot them both with poison arrow
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Armastas:
|
Win.
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 41
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d1000 => 658
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 35
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 23
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Armastas:
|
LOL
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Advere:
|
i win
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Armastas:
|
EVERY TIME SO FAR!
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d10+modifier => Invalid expression: 1d10+modifier.
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d10 => 6
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 32
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d1000 => 174
CrazyMLC:
|
Armastas succeeds at... death.
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* Blue Demon rolls: 1d10 => 4
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d10 => 10
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Armastas:
|
I have won literally EVERY TIME!
|
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Grimgost:
|
OK
|
|
Grimgost:
|
THIS IS SILLY
|
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Armastas:
|
Quite.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
BACK TO THE GAME
|
CrazyMLC:
|
in light of this new information
|
CrazyMLC:
|
what do you do?
|
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Grimgost:
|
Do what the note says
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Go to Templewijk?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Do I have my Hammer back?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Yes.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
everyone has everything back
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Sister Kuhn gave them back to you as
you left.
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Armastas:
|
By the way, I should name my hammer.
|
Vereus:
|
Show the Abess Lutzen the note
|
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Armastas:
|
Hrmmm
|
|
Armastas:
|
NO!
|
|
Armastas:
|
Vereus, you fool!
|
Vereus:
|
It will take it in an interesting
directiom))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Vereus, make me an intelligence check
|
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Armastas:
|
I'll kill you myself, Vereus.
|
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Grimgost:
|
Stop him!
|
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 32
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Grimgost:
|
FFFFFFFFF
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Fack.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you figure that if you showed this to
her she would rip it up
|
Vereus:
|
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CrazyMLC:
|
she has fooled herself with her lies
|
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Armastas:
|
And panch your face for stupidity.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Pawnch*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and probably call the guards on you
|
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Armastas:
|
Nope.
|
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Armastas:
|
Panch.
|
Vereus:
|
the fun begins!))
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CrazyMLC:
|
Maybe a punch, though
|
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Grimgost:
|
cmon
|
|
Grimgost:
|
fight
|
|
Grimgost:
|
war
|
|
Grimgost:
|
blood
|
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Grimgost:
|
murder
|
CrazyMLC:
|
So, do you show it to her, still?
|
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Grimgost:
|
ANYTHING
|
|
Armastas:
|
How many guards are there, about?
|
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Grimgost:
|
So few? Unfair.
|
Vereus:
|
I'm going to pick up the russian
bracket habit, aren't I?))
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Advere:
|
do we hav gunpowder at this time?
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CrazyMLC:
|
probably more like 1d10+1
|
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Grimgost:
|
thank god
|
CrazyMLC:
|
panda has it all
|
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Advere:
|
ctheoritically
|
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Advere:
|
could i bu sulfur
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Advere:
|
and make
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Armastas:
|
We could totally kill that many
guards, but that'd fuck things up for us.
|
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Advere:
|
buy*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but he's away right now
|
|
Advere:
|
gunpowder?
|
|
Advere:
|
am i allowed to make gunpowder!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I doubt it though
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Your character lacks the knowledge
|
|
Advere:
|
cuas ei could use it to bomb Dietmar
|
CrazyMLC:
|
only Dietmar knows how
|
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Armastas:
|
You could, I suppose, but your
CHARACTER would have to learn how.
|
|
Armastas:
|
...
|
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Advere:
|
omfg
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Story
|
|
Grimgost:
|
what to do
|
|
Advere:
|
i propose we
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Armastas:
|
So ask him? He's being NPC'd, I assume.
|
|
Advere:
|
allow crazy to npc diet into suicidal
bombing
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I'll check if you can later
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I don't know how making gunpowder works
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so I can't say yay or nay
|
|
Advere:
|
ulfur
|
|
Advere:
|
sulfur*
|
|
Advere:
|
and other stuffs
|
|
Grimgost:
|
medieval people could make it
|
|
Grimgost:
|
so we can too.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and I can't exactly say if it'd blow
up in your face
|
CrazyMLC:
|
sure you can make it
|
|
Armastas:
|
Shouldn't Vereus know how, since he's
like...a hedge wizard?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they have guns afterall
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Hes just a wizard
|
|
Armastas:
|
I assume he knows a bit of alchemy and
stage magic to go with it.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and he can read
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Hes just an apprentice
|
CrazyMLC:
|
he has not been schooled
|
|
Armastas:
|
Grrr
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I think he gets those skills at
journeyman wizard
|
Vereus:
|
um. what happens when one of our
dwarves get lit on fire?))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so, you ask a guard, or a civilian
about templewijk?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Yes,
|
|
Armastas:
|
I ask.
|
Vereus:
|
do they notice?))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
They ignore the fire
|
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Grimgost:
|
we ignore it
|
|
Advere:
|
we need charcoal powder, potassium
nitrate and sulfu
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and run around and light other things
on fire
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Fire? Is that a kind of food?
|
|
Advere:
|
sulfur*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so, you find a man
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Urist McGrimgost: Fire? Is that a kind
of mushroom?
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
Yes?
|
|
Advere:
|
esh this is kinda funny
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
Templewijk?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Yes, can you direct us there?
|
dragonxp:
|
the original title for the movie;
Alien vs Predator was
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
Ah, yes
|
|
Armastas:
|
ermm
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
Follow me
|
|
Armastas:
|
*cough*
|
|
Armastas:
|
Alright.
|
dragonxp:
|
Alien and Predator vs chuck norris
|
CrazyMLC:
|
he starts walking
|
|
Grimgost:
|
*follow*
|
dragonxp:
|
The film was cancelled shortly after
going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a
movie fourteen seconds long.
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Quiet, dragon.))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
H tells you a rumor
|
|
Armastas:
|
*follow the smelly peasent*
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((Chuck norris jokes suck))
|
|
Advere:
|
((Well i did lol a little bit))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((I love Chuck Norris in Walker Texas
Ranger))
|
|
Advere:
|
it says here
|
|
Armastas:
|
((That show kicks ass))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Some servants of Chaos, led by a witch
in the guise of a Shallyan priestess, tried ro denounce the boy in
front of the old Temple of Sigmar. Bur Helmut saw right through
rheir trick. The crowd killed five of the bastards and lefr the
witch ro rot in a hanging cage in front ofthe temple.
|
|
Advere:
|
((the credits and the end of the movie
ar enot credits))
|
|
Armastas:
|
WAIT
|
|
Armastas:
|
STFU, DRAGON
|
|
Armastas:
|
Whoa
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
Some servants of Chaos, led by a witch
in the guise of a Shallyan priestess, tried ro denounce the boy in
front of the old Temple of Sigmar. Bur Helmut saw right through
rheir trick. The crowd killed five of the bastards and lefr the
witch ro rot in a hanging cage in front ofthe temple,
|
|
Armastas:
|
((In character, now))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You, fmor your sources, know this to
be a lie.
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Oh, okay,))
|
dragonxp:
|
armastas, your character token takes a
considerable ammoutn of room
|
|
Armastas:
|
((I was worried there))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
at least the witch part is
|
|
Grimgost:
|
*whisper* I dunnot think the witch is
as dead as they think...
|
CrazyMLC:
|
as you arrive in the square
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
Here it is.
|
Benpasko:
|
How would that be pronounced?
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
Now
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
Lets talk about compensation...
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
perhaps a schilling?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ye didnae mention compensation when we
left.
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
you wanted to go here
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
I took you
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
you pay people for that sort of thing
|
|
Advere:
|
look bud
|
|
Advere:
|
we could be saving your arsein the
future
|
|
Armastas:
|
I'll give ye yer shilling, but warn
yer clients in tha future.
|
|
Advere:
|
i consider
|
|
Armastas:
|
Advere, be quiet.
|
|
Advere:
|
that as payment
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
Sure thing, man.
|
|
Armastas:
|
We dunnae want to start a fight over
one shilling.
|
Vereus:
|
can we use actions atm?))
|
|
Franz Kepf:
|
I've got to go, good luck with...
whatever.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
*mutter* Speak for yourself
|
|
Armastas:
|
And to you as well.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
As you look around
|
|
Advere:
|
((why do we always use lamia as a
peasant))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Because he's awesome))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((Because he is captain gaywad))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you see many a temple ans school
|
CrazyMLC:
|
there are great schools of navigation
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and a Temple to Manaan, the sea god
|
CrazyMLC:
|
as this IS a port town
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it is a very rich temple
|
|
Armastas:
|
((What time is it?))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Alright))
|
|
Armastas:
|
Well, does anyone need anythin while
we're in town?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Looking around, you do not see the
temple immediately
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the temple of sigmar, that is
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Anyone know how much decent armor
would cost?
|
Vereus:
|
How much money do we have?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
actually
|
|
Grimgost:
|
nvm that
|
CrazyMLC:
|
check your sheets
|
|
Armastas:
|
It's on yer sheet, whelp.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I do have decent armor
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You can all make me gossip checks
|
|
Advere:
|
esh
|
|
Advere:
|
easy shiz
|
|
Armastas:
|
I dunnae have business in town,
Grimgost, can ye take Advere and go find some decent rations and a
bed fer tonight?
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 32
|
Grimgost:
|
Aye.
|
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 33
|
Armastas:
|
Ah'll go try to find tha temple o'
Sigmar.
|
|
Advere:
|
esh
|
|
Grimgost:
|
ADHD boy, you're with me.
|
|
Advere:
|
33 out of 65
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 77
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 3
CrazyMLC:
|
advere succeeds
|
|
Grimgost:
|
XD
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((VERY GOOD))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
as well as Vereus
|
CrazyMLC:
|
someone points you to a Temple of
Sigmar
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Well, we're off.
|
Vereus:
|
ah, so low is good))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it is rather small
|
|
Invisible Stalker:
|
Now I'm in your room, and I'm in your
bed. I'm in your life, and I'm in your head.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and the door is boarded up
|
|
Invisible Stalker:
|
I'M THE INVISIBLE MAN!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Infront of the temple...
|
|
Epic Win Racoon:
|
I'm epic win racoon, so stfu stalker.
|
Vereus:
|
how do you use tokens like that, in
the chat?
|
dragonxp:
|
which you can control
|
|
Armastas:
|
Click them, and then impersonate.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
There is a small stone plaza
|
dragonxp:
|
go to bottom right and click
impersonate
|
CrazyMLC:
|
with a raised, lidded well
|
CrazyMLC:
|
just to one side of the well
|
CrazyMLC:
|
a 12 foot iron post
|
CrazyMLC:
|
has been bolted to the stone
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((Does it contain a witch?))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Chained to the arm of the post
|
CrazyMLC:
|
is a four foot tall, oval, metal cage.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ach!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
The cage hangs six feet above the
ground
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((CONTENTS?))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and contains the small, ragged form of
Maida Widmann.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Augh!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
The previous Abbess.
|
|
Armastas:
|
She must be the one we're here ta see!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Talk to her
|
|
Advere:
|
do eet
|
CrazyMLC:
|
As a result of Lutzen's cuning,
|
|
Armastas:
|
We should let her down, I think.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
no
|
CrazyMLC:
|
she has been delcared a witch
|
|
Armastas:
|
Yes!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
not in broad daylight
|
|
Advere:
|
k
|
|
Armastas:
|
Alright.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
we would be lynched
|
|
Advere:
|
come back at night
|
|
Mage:
|
k
|
|
Armastas:
|
I see yer point.
|
|
Advere:
|
i'll
|
CrazyMLC:
|
There are guards posted around her
|
|
Advere:
|
pick the lock
|
|
Advere:
|
esh
|
CrazyMLC:
|
along with patrols
|
|
Advere:
|
i'll create
|
|
Grimgost:
|
DERGH
|
|
Advere:
|
a diversion
|
|
Advere:
|
while you guys
|
CrazyMLC:
|
wait to hear what I have to say
|
|
Advere:
|
get her out
|
|
Advere:
|
after crayz says w.e he is going to say
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You see people walking by
|
CrazyMLC:
|
spitting at her
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and throwing tomatoes
|
|
Advere:
|
not nice, even by my standards
|
|
Armastas:
|
We'll have to get her out, but we'll
need a solid plan.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((Does she enjoy the tomatoes?))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the guards will periodically poke her
with the butt of their spears to check if she is still alive
|
|
Advere:
|
ok
|
|
Advere:
|
i'll divert their attension
|
|
Armastas:
|
Now, as a Troll SLayer, ah feel
inclined to make a daring rescue.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
she has been gagged
|
|
Advere:
|
by
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and all of her fingers are broken
|
|
Armastas:
|
Advere.
|
|
Advere:
|
?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ah'll do the divertin
|
|
Advere:
|
k
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ah cannae climb a solid pole
|
|
Advere:
|
i'll pick the lock
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Ah'll lend mah assistance
|
|
Armastas:
|
Grimgost, are ye with me?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Aye.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
As you stare at the cage
|
CrazyMLC:
|
a guard inquires
|
|
Armastas:
|
*hammer-bump*
|
|
Grimgost:
|
This should be enjoyable.
|
|
Advere:
|
esh
|
|
guard:
|
Why are you staring?
|
|
Mage:
|
back))
|
|
guard:
|
Get to spitting!
|
|
Armastas:
|
*pull grimgost aside and whisper*
|
|
Grimgost:
|
what's her crime?
|
|
guard:
|
Shes a witch!
|
|
guard:
|
Thats her crime!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Are you posititve?
|
|
Armastas:
|
(We should get into a 'brawl' with
each other nearby, to distract the crowds.)
|
|
guard:
|
I'm sure.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
*spit*
|
|
guard:
|
She tried to kill that boy, I hear!
|
|
Advere:
|
esh
|
|
Advere:
|
how do ya know the boy aint a demon?
|
|
guard:
|
and kill the priest of Sigmar as well!
|
|
Advere:
|
esh
|
|
guard:
|
The boy?!
|
|
guard:
|
No, no!
|
|
Armastas:
|
Did ye see her try to kill these
people?
|
|
guard:
|
Hes a saint!
|
|
Armastas:
|
Heh
|
|
Advere:
|
esh
|
|
guard:
|
Sent down from the heavens!
|
|
Armastas:
|
Truly he's a cunning demon.
|
|
Mage:
|
If she was a witch, she would have
broken out of that cage long ago.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Aye
|
|
Advere:
|
thats what they all think till they
see them turn on them
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Witch's usually can.
|
|
guard:
|
Thats why we have her gagged!
|
|
Armastas:
|
What better way fer a demon to
disguise itself?
|
|
Armastas:
|
((And her fingers broken))
|
|
guard:
|
She cant cast and of those damned
spells!
|
|
Advere:
|
esh
|
|
Armastas:
|
((She can't cast spells with verbal or
somatic components))
|
|
Advere:
|
i can prov eher innocense
|
* guard pokes Maida.
|
Grimgost:
|
((WHAT DOES ESH MEAN))
|
|
Armastas:
|
Advere, dunnae be a fool.
|
|
Advere:
|
((Annoyance))
|
|
Advere:
|
Look
|
|
Armastas:
|
We cannae prove anythin.
|
|
Advere:
|
if we give her as many herbs as we can
find
|
* Maida Widmann twitches.
|
Advere:
|
un gag her
|
|
Advere:
|
and mend her hands
|
|
Advere:
|
and if she doesn;t escape ithin 24
hours
|
|
Armastas:
|
The guard will not do that, ye fool.
|
|
guard:
|
Why?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
That
|
|
guard:
|
Do you WANT her to curse us?!
|
|
Armastas:
|
If she does escape, they'll be out fer
her head AND yours.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
is by far the stupidest thing I've
heard all day.
|
|
guard:
|
Why...
|
|
guard:
|
ARE YOU A WITCH SYMPATHIZER?!
|
|
Armastas:
|
*club advere lightly on the head*
|
|
Armastas:
|
DUnnae mind him.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
*Back away from Advere*
|
|
Armastas:
|
He's a bit touched in tha head.
|
|
Mage:
|
how high up is the cage?))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((6 feet))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((I have a plan, guys.))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((YAY PLANS))
|
|
guard:
|
Perhaps he's a bit sick?
|
|
Mage:
|
How is it suspended?))
|
|
guard:
|
I hope he gets well.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Perhaps, we'll see a doctor about it.
|
|
guard:
|
Make sure to take care of him.
|
|
Mage:
|
that is, suspended in the air?))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Little chance of it though...
|
|
Armastas:
|
Thank ye for yer time, sir.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Chains))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
It is suspended
|
CrazyMLC:
|
a solid iron post, with chains
|
|
Mage:
|
K))
|
|
Armastas:
|
Come on, guys.
|
|
Armastas:
|
*Walk away, slowly.*
|
|
Grimgost:
|
*follow semi hesitantly*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
there are about 3 guards
|
|
Armastas:
|
((We need a private place to talk, I
have a plan))
|
|
Mage:
|
can i check for fireflies?))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they look a bit beefier than the rest
|
CrazyMLC:
|
There are no fireflies
|
CrazyMLC:
|
dont worry though
|
|
Mage:
|
:C))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you don't need them
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Can we go to the inn now?))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you just get bonuses
|
|
Grimgost:
|
fireflies?))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((I need to discuss my plan))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
ah
|
CrazyMLC:
|
just to suggest something
|
|
Grimgost:
|
To the inn!
|
|
Armastas:
|
Follow me to tha inn, guys.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
perhaps you'd want to know the patrols
of the guards?
|
|
Armastas:
|
no
|
|
Grimgost:
|
not really
|
|
Armastas:
|
My plan doesn't need that.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
see when they come and go?
|
|
Mage:
|
Can we come back when their shift
changes?))
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ok, I pay for a room for the night,
and a nice meal.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Once we're in our rooms, I gather
everyone to me.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Alright, you have you rooms
|
|
Mage:
|
I say we do that, at dusk, we ungag
the witch))
|
|
Armastas:
|
Alright, I have a plan.
|
|
Mage:
|
while there are no guards))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Talk, plan, conspire.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Just to inform you
|
|
Armastas:
|
Me an Grimgost will stage a brawl
about 50 paces from tha cage.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
there are no gaps of the guards that
guard the witch, at least during the day
|
|
Advere:
|
tonight we do thi
|
|
Grimgost:
|
With or without hammers?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Vereus and Advere, you guys can free
her once the guards show up to stop us.
|
|
Armastas:
|
We'll use our fists at first, just
faking it, and pull out hammers once guard come up.
|
|
Armastas:
|
So that they all come running.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Do we keep at each other, or attack
the guards as well?
|
|
Mage:
|
K, good.
|
|
Armastas:
|
We keep at each other, and swing and
miss at tha guard on purpose.
|
|
Armastas:
|
If he attacks us, we fight back.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Aye, got it.
|
|
Armastas:
|
But try to avoid hurtin tha guard.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Hmm.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Make me an intelligence check
|
|
Grimgost:
|
It may be beneficial to have a drink
|
|
Armastas:
|
We cannae fight a whole city.
|
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 28
|
Grimgost:
|
so we have a better excuse
|
|
Armastas:
|
Aye, solid plan
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 94
|
Armastas:
|
ffffuuuu
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 60
|
Grimgost:
|
F-
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You figure that nobody would be
stationed at night
|
|
Armastas:
|
MLC, you know it's a great plan.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
speaking of which
|
|
Grimgost:
|
MLC, don't you have a char?
|
|
Armastas:
|
And much more excitin than creepin
around at night, don't ye think?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Why do you say that?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you also figure that
|
CrazyMLC:
|
a patrol would settle their dispute
|
CrazyMLC:
|
not the cage guards
|
CrazyMLC:
|
since they've been directly ordered to
guard the cage
|
|
Armastas:
|
Hrmm
|
|
Mage:
|
I need a tiny bell to do the Sounds
spell, right?
|
|
Armastas:
|
We'll just make sure to get tha cage
guards involved, now won't we?
|
|
Mage:
|
))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You don't need it
|
|
Armastas:
|
*cracks knuckles*
|
|
Mage:
|
Ah.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you just get a bonus
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Yeeesss.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I gave you those spell implements as a
bonus
|
|
Mage:
|
Ahhh.
|
|
Mage:
|
Thanks.
|
|
Mage:
|
))))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I'd figure you'd have some
|
|
Advere:
|
soo
|
|
Mage:
|
I think we should use the lights and
sounds to distract the guards
|
CrazyMLC:
|
enact the plan?
|
|
Advere:
|
youg uys brawl i pick locks
|
|
Armastas:
|
We plot further
|
|
Mage:
|
wait
|
|
Grimgost:
|
not yet
|
|
Mage:
|
marsh lights is a full action))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
brb
|
|
Armastas:
|
We need an escape plan fer once we get
her out.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Your sounds and lights spells could
come in handy, Vereus.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Since these people have a weakness fer
witches...
|
|
Armastas:
|
Create the illusion of a powerful
witch once she's free.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
back
|
|
Grimgost:
|
wait
|
CrazyMLC:
|
He can only make things glow
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and make little lights
|
|
Armastas:
|
Hmmm
|
|
Grimgost:
|
If he makes the lights
|
CrazyMLC:
|
not illusions, not yet
|
|
Vereus:
|
make the witch glow
|
|
Grimgost:
|
they might think it's her doing
|
|
Vereus:
|
or
|
|
Grimgost:
|
and they might hurt or kill her
|
|
Vereus:
|
make a guard glow
|
|
Armastas:
|
...
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you have to touch them for that spell
|
|
Vereus:
|
blast
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so they'd know it was you
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Vereus, heres an idea...
|
|
Armastas:
|
Make a peasant glow, and produces
sounds o incantations from them.
|
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 68
|
Armastas:
|
So the guards think they're a witch.
|
|
Vereus:
|
:C
|
CrazyMLC:
|
alright, continue
|
|
Armastas:
|
Vereus, can ye 'bump' a peasant, and
make them glow?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
just so you know
|
|
Vereus:
|
Unsure.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the marsh lights look like torches
|
|
Armastas:
|
And once they're glowin, can ye make
them sound as if they're incantin and cursin tha guards?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Make it look like a house is on fire
|
|
Armastas:
|
No real speech.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
he can make gibberish, perhaps
|
CrazyMLC:
|
more like grunts though
|
|
Armastas:
|
Just make it sound like magical
gibberish.
|
|
Vereus:
|
Make a roaring felid sound from behind
the guards with the sounds thing?
|
|
Vereus:
|
spell, rather.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Hrmm
|
|
Vereus:
|
Very, very interesting
|
|
Armastas:
|
((I wish we had a map))
|
|
Vereus:
|
Dragon sounds?
|
|
Vereus:
|
:'D
|
|
Advere:
|
lol
|
|
Advere:
|
a map?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they'd be more like 'wth' than
distracted.
|
|
Advere:
|
CRazy won;t sue the map
|
|
Armastas:
|
Fer this fight.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
We'll need a map for this
|
CrazyMLC:
|
we could make a map
|
|
Armastas:
|
I say we go with my initial plan.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I don't have one
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but if dragon wants to, sure
|
|
Grimgost:
|
your plan won't work.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Got a better one, Grimgost?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Nope.
|
|
Armastas:
|
We cannae just fight the guards and...
|
|
Armastas:
|
Wait...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
But Vereus said that other guards
would handle it
|
CrazyMLC:
|
seeing the square from your inn window
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you see patrols ever half hour or so
|
|
Armastas:
|
That's an awful lot of time.
|
|
Advere:
|
so we got 15 minutes..
|
|
Advere:
|
nbvm
|
|
Advere:
|
30*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and at night there are no cage guards
|
|
Armastas:
|
Wow.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
oh jesus
|
|
Armastas:
|
I hate sneakin.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
so
|
|
Grimgost:
|
we have
|
|
Vereus:
|
We strike at night, then.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
half an hour
|
|
Grimgost:
|
yeah
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Armastas's plan
|
|
Grimgost:
|
go
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Vereus, int check
|
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 44
|
Armastas:
|
Ok, we just wait until night, and
unlock her cage once the latest patrol is out of earshot.
|
|
Vereus:
|
Are they feeding her?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you figure that even without the
guards there you'll have to be silent
|
|
Armastas:
|
Then we flee town with her.
|
|
Vereus:
|
Or is she starving?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
she has tomatoes
|
CrazyMLC:
|
she used to have people coming and
feeding her
|
|
Vereus:
|
I think we should bring food and
water, too.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Did ye go get tha rations I told ya
to, Grimgost?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
giving her water
|
|
Grimgost:
|
uh
|
|
Grimgost:
|
no
|
CrazyMLC:
|
she cant eat the tomatoes
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ach
|
CrazyMLC:
|
or pick them up
|
|
Grimgost:
|
i got wrapped up in the whole
|
CrazyMLC:
|
for that matter
|
|
Grimgost:
|
"talk to the guards"
|
|
Grimgost:
|
thing
|
|
Armastas:
|
We'll go buy food and water, and then
flee town with her.
|
|
Advere:
|
can we go rescue her
|
|
Advere:
|
first
|
|
Armastas:
|
No.
|
|
Advere:
|
then tslak about rations
|
|
Vereus:
|
Food and water first methinks, because
nobody would sell to us if we had a witch.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Aye.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Once we have her, we cannae exactly go
shoppin.
|
|
Advere:
|
esh
|
|
Grimgost:
|
preparation first
|
|
Advere:
|
fine
|
|
Advere:
|
lets go
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Vereus: even without guards you'll
have to be silent, since locals might hear you and alert the guards
|
|
Vereus:
|
Hence "Pre"paration.
|
|
Advere:
|
i'll haglle our way through the list
|
|
Armastas:
|
No need, we simply need food enough
for her to survive, we've eaten today.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Hagglin is pointless right now, we
aren't strapped for money.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ermm
|
|
Advere:
|
esh
|
|
Armastas:
|
Not strapped...
|
|
Advere:
|
this exxtra money stacks up
|
|
Armastas:
|
PRESSED for money.
|
|
Armastas:
|
YEs, but we dunnae have all day!
|
|
Advere:
|
well ur payin
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you could haggle the guards
|
|
Advere:
|
can;t see why i even bother
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but they're paid well
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ah've paid for everythin so far.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
4 or 8 gold crowns per guard might do
it
|
|
Vereus:
|
I've got nine.
|
|
Armastas:
|
We dunnae bribe any guards.
|
|
Armastas:
|
We kin do this without bribin.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Just go get tha food.
|
|
Vereus:
|
Uh, it would be far easier to simply
bribe them off.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
She'll need water as well
|
|
Armastas:
|
We'll release her at night, and flee
from town with her, and then feed her and talk.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
damn sunburn blisters
|
|
Armastas:
|
Yes, water too.
|
|
Vereus:
|
All is arranged, then?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Yes
|
|
Advere:
|
i hope so
|
|
Vereus:
|
What time is it?
|
|
Advere:
|
hey under yopu 3POK
|
|
Advere:
|
i gave you a betetr token
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Now we play the waiting game
|
|
Armastas:
|
Warrior Bjorn was 3POKs token.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so, what is the plan?
|
|
Armastas:
|
...
|
|
Armastas:
|
We'll release her at night, and flee
from town with her, and then feed her and talk.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
STILL NO FIGHTIN?!?
|
|
Armastas:
|
I suppose not, Grimgost.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so you wait till night?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Yep.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Alright.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the guards leave their stations
|
|
Grimgost:
|
*sigh*
|
|
Grimgost:
|
so
|
|
Vereus:
|
Go then.
|
|
Vereus:
|
Wait
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and patrolls pass regularly
|
|
Grimgost:
|
what should Armastas and I do?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Me and Grimgost'll guard you guys
while ye carry her out.
|
|
Armastas:
|
And hammer anyone who sees us.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the temple district
|
CrazyMLC:
|
is in the middle of town
|
|
Armastas:
|
If they look at us funny, we kin deal
with them/
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it is a long way to any exit
|
|
Armastas:
|
Hrmm
|
|
Vereus:
|
Which districts are there?
|
|
Vereus:
|
Which are more sparsely populated?
|
|
Armastas:
|
But we have ta leave town to get any
rest.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
temple, markey, etc
|
|
Advere:
|
hey
|
|
Advere:
|
mlc
|
|
Advere:
|
NPC me
|
|
Advere:
|
while i eat dinner
|
|
Advere:
|
esh 30 to 1hour?
|
|
Armastas:
|
ugh
|
|
Vereus:
|
Which are more sparsely populated?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Advere, we need ya,
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you'll miss the rest of the game most
likely
|
|
Advere:
|
dunnae worry
|
|
Advere:
|
Crazy willl npc me through your
|
|
Advere:
|
rescue
|
|
Armastas:
|
Hey, whoa, ye cannae talk like that.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Aye!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
THEY can hear ye!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
>_>
|
CrazyMLC:
|
So, what do you do?
|
|
Vereus:
|
Are the patrols there?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Do it.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they just passed by 5 minutes ago
|
|
Vereus:
|
Also, do we know who was giving her
food?
|
|
Vereus:
|
Damn.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the've stopped by now, as well
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they were caught
|
CrazyMLC:
|
put to the guillotine.
|
|
Vereus:
|
:C
|
|
Vereus:
|
K.
|
|
Vereus:
|
We go, then.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Free her, we'll go through back alleys
and leave through the emptiest district.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you reach the cage
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you can all make me move silently tests
|
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 23
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 32
|
Vereus:
|
sweet.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
good.... good....
|
|
Armastas:
|
I dunnae need to, I'm not gonna be
touchin tha cage.
|
|
Vereus:
|
))
|
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 56
|
Grimgost:
|
FFF
|
|
Grimgost:
|
SO CLOSE
|
CrazyMLC:
|
advere makes it
|
|
Armastas:
|
Grimgost, we're not touchin the cage.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
he has a high agi
|
CrazyMLC:
|
this is just walking
|
|
Grimgost:
|
aye, but we're still moving
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 76
CrazyMLC:
|
Armastas, roll it
|
|
Armastas:
|
Fawk.
|
|
Armastas:
|
People can't hear us just walking
normally.
|
|
Armastas:
|
That's stupid.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
there are people sleeping
|
CrazyMLC:
|
its an easy test
|
* Armastas makes faces at your stupid dice
CrazyMLC:
|
I'd say its equal to one degree of
failure
|
* Grimgost hammers the stupid dice
CrazyMLC:
|
you can fortune point it
|
|
Armastas:
|
Alright.
|
|
Armastas:
|
FORTUNE POINT
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 83
|
Armastas:
|
...
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUCKKKKK
|
CrazyMLC:
|
worse than before
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUCKKKK
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUCKKKK
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUCKKKKK
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUCKKKKK
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUCKKKKK
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUCKKKKK
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUCKKKKK
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUCKKKKK
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUCKKKKK
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUCKKKKK
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Lawl
|
|
Armastas:
|
did I mention FUCKKKKK?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you hear some clutter from a window as
you walk up to the cage
|
|
Armastas:
|
If not, FUCKKKKK
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I'm being easy on you guys
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I believe you didn't.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you have a 26 ag
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you rolled a 83
|
|
Armastas:
|
Had you heard that bird is the word?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it could have gone worse
|
|
Grimgost:
|
6 DEGREES
|
|
Grimgost:
|
or 5
|
CrazyMLC:
|
its an easy test, I mean really easy,
since you're just walking, so more like 2
|
|
Vereus:
|
k
|
CrazyMLC:
|
yes, you hear some clutter
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you can make a hide test
|
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 81
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 25
|
Grimgost:
|
or?
|
|
Vereus:
|
fff
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ninja.
|
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 7
|
Grimgost:
|
XD
|
|
Vereus:
|
holy shit))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
NEENJA
|
CrazyMLC:
|
ALL OF THE DWARVES SUCCEED
|
|
Armastas:
|
Just keep walking, and act natural?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT
|
|
Vereus:
|
sneaky bastards))
|
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 72
|
Grimgost:
|
All of the dwarves hide.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
It's a christmas miracle.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
with no degrees
|
CrazyMLC:
|
he'll succeed on that
|
|
Vereus:
|
k))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
vereus, you are unable to find a good
hiding spot
|
CrazyMLC:
|
what do you do?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Where do we hide?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you were quick about it, etc
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Pfft. I hide under a cobblestone
|
CrazyMLC:
|
found barrels to hide behind
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you hide though
|
|
Vereus:
|
Check for shadows
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you just did with that roll
|
|
Vereus:
|
k
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you don't see any
|
|
Vereus:
|
same thing))
|
|
Vereus:
|
stand there, looking confused
|
CrazyMLC:
|
do you walk casucally away from the
'witch'?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Leg it to the side of the building so
they can't see you!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
or do you spit at her?
|
|
Armastas:
|
SPIT!
|
|
Vereus:
|
spit
|
|
Armastas:
|
DO IT!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
The window opens
|
|
Armastas:
|
We'll free her, after they go away.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
right as he spots you
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you spit at the witch
|
CrazyMLC:
|
she doesn't even seem to notice
|
CrazyMLC:
|
she seems still, but still breathing
|
|
Armastas:
|
We need ta hurry.
|
|
Vereus:
|
kelas's thead has three pages already))
|
|
Armastas:
|
> Kick down the old mans door and kill
his shit.
|
|
Old man:
|
What're ya doin' down there?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
>assist
|
|
Grimgost:
|
OH JESUS
|
|
Grimgost:
|
OLD MAN
|
|
Grimgost:
|
IS
|
|
Grimgost:
|
OH DEAR GOD
|
|
Armastas:
|
AIIEE
|
|
Grimgost:
|
RABIES
|
|
Armastas:
|
RUN AWAY!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
BURN
|
|
Grimgost:
|
WITH FIRE
|
|
Grimgost:
|
UNHOLY BEAST!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
*hammer*
|
|
Old man:
|
Spitting on the witch I see?
|
|
Old man:
|
hehehe
|
|
Old man:
|
back in the day...
|
|
Old man:
|
bakc in the day...
|
|
Old man:
|
before he closes the window he spits
at the witch
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Hammer while he's distracted.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
before he closes the window he spits
at the witch
|
|
Grimgost:
|
dang
|
CrazyMLC:
|
he obviously tries hard to get it to
hit her
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but it just lands of his window sill
|
|
Armastas:
|
He sucks, lol.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
The light goes off
|
|
Vereus:
|
If we want to avoid getting attacked
and/or captured, it would not be a good idea to murder
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and he goes to sleep
|
|
Armastas:
|
Alright, free her now.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
pick the lock, then?
|
|
Vereus:
|
yes
|
|
Armastas:
|
Advere picks the lock.
|
|
Advere:
|
Lets see here....
|
|
Armastas:
|
Dragon is AFK, but he's the only one
who could.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
*whispers* We're here to save you.
Stay quiet.
|
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 96
|
Armastas:
|
...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
....
|
|
Armastas:
|
FORTUNE POINT!
|
|
Vereus:
|
wow
|
|
Vereus:
|
))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
The lock explodes
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I doubt he would object
|
|
Grimgost:
|
and sprays dragon with shrapnel
|
CrazyMLC:
|
that was his silent move roll
|
|
Armastas:
|
oh.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Okay.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
shart
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the old man would wake up again
|
CrazyMLC:
|
oh, you spitting on her too?
|
|
Armastas:
|
We'll just kill his ass!
|
|
Armastas:
|
FUG IT!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
NO I WILL
|
|
Vereus:
|
Murdering is BAD
|
|
Grimgost:
|
DIBS
|
|
Armastas:
|
SNEAK INTO HIS HOUSE, AND BREAK HIS
FUCKING NECK!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
ok, hes loud but nobody notices
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I CALLED DIBS
|
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 57
|
Grimgost:
|
better
|
|
Armastas:
|
THIS FUCKER HAS CROSSED US ONE TOO
MANY TIMES!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
he picks the lock
|
|
Armastas:
|
whew
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Maida still doesn't react
|
CrazyMLC:
|
shes breathing slowly
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ok, Advere and Vereus can carry her.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
*whisper again* Ey, are you still
alive?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Or just one of them, over their
shoulder.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
her eyes flutter open
|
|
Armastas:
|
Me and Grimgost will run
intereference, and kill the first fuck who looks at us wrong.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
she tries to talk
|
|
Grimgost:
|
*cocks hammer*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but her gag stops her
|
|
Grimgost:
|
*whisp* Shhh! We're here to save you.
Don't try to talk.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ungag her.
|
|
Armastas:
|
But motion for her to be silent.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
... al.... irght...
|
|
Armastas:
|
Right here
|
|
Armastas:
|
*pass her water*
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
broken fingers
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Thnk.... you....
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Help her with the water
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ok, fine
|
CrazyMLC:
|
as you give her the water
|
|
Armastas:
|
Give her water.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you move it so she drinks it, right?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Right.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
she cant hold it, after all
|
|
Armastas:
|
Slowly.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
as you give her a decent amount
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Please..... more....
|
|
Armastas:
|
Alright.
|
|
Armastas:
|
But please, relax.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
We need to get moving
|
|
Armastas:
|
If you drink too much at once, ye'll
get sick.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Guards may be back soon.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it has been 15 minutes
|
|
Armastas:
|
...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
STILL
|
CrazyMLC:
|
guards will be back in 10
|
|
Armastas:
|
we have 10 minutes until they're back
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ok
|
|
Grimgost:
|
People can still notice
|
CrazyMLC:
|
she drinks her fill
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and she stays silent
|
|
Armastas:
|
"I'm sorry, but we must move. Ye can
have more food and water later, but we must flee town for now."
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ok, advere can help her walk, or carry
her.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Vereus and Advere, those two
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Please... don't bother yourselves...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
will help ye walk.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Wait, why?
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
I feel my time is coming anyway...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF))
|
|
Armastas:
|
We cannae just leave ye to rot in the
street.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
I thank you for your efforts....
|
Vereus:
|
We already spent the money and time,
let's go.
|
|
Armastas:
|
We're gonna bring ye out of town, dead
or alive.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
But please, do not endanger yourselves
just for me.
|
|
Armastas:
|
And yer gonna get a proper burial.
|
|
Vereus:
|
Not much danger, unless we get going.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
That old man...
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
he saw you...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Wha about him?
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
if I'm gone tomorrow...
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
and the next patrol finds me gone...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
We'll live.
|
|
Armastas:
|
We are takin ye with us!
|
|
Vereus:
|
It's not like we're coming back. Let's
go.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Let's go.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
they'll know about you...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
*heave over shoulder*
|
|
Armastas:
|
HE only saw our companion Vereus.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Got her
|
|
Grimgost:
|
let's go.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Talk while we leave.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Ok....
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I'm serious about the heave over
shoulder thing
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Everyone, int check
|
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 86
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 13
|
Grimgost:
|
|
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 58
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 21
CrazyMLC:
|
The gates to leave the city are closed
at night.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Hrmm
|
|
Grimgost:
|
ShhhhhhIIIIIIITTE
|
|
Armastas:
|
Any canals leading out?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
And once they see she's gone..
|
|
Grimgost:
|
they won't open em back up probably.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Grimgost, ye flake.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
or at least
|
CrazyMLC:
|
there may be some
|
|
Grimgost:
|
heavier scrutiny
|
|
Armastas:
|
We're gonna make it.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but they are rough travels
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you may not survive
|
CrazyMLC:
|
nevertheless maida
|
|
Armastas:
|
We'll steal a boat.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Why are you saving me, anyway?
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
What are you... reasons?
|
|
Armastas:
|
We have a note.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Vereus, show her tha note.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Note?
|
* Vereus shows the note
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Ah...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Time till guards))
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
I know this handwriting...
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Quiet, Grim.))
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Maria Kuhn...
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Yes.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((IT WAS OOC))
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Karl.
|
|
Armastas:
|
We have enough time.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
The boy was brought to me seven years
ago.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
by a witch hunter named osric
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Osric Falkenheim
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
He told me that the boy was found in
the hands of an evil cult
|
|
Vereus:
|
brb))
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
worshipping something in a ruin
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
deep in the cursed marshes
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
We did not realized he had an awful
power
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
the power to bend the will of those
that heard him speak
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
or saw him
|
|
Grimgost:
|
The more I hear abou' this child, the
less I like it.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
It made all of whom love him.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
I was slow to see its effects on my
charges
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
but when I did, I ordered Gerda, my
prioress, to give the boy back to the witch hunters
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
for surely it was the work of chaos
|
Blue Demon:
|
is my hammer a big 2 handed maul type
thing, like as tall as I am?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
|
Blue Demon:
|
just checking
|
|
Grimgost:
|
So why is he still here?
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
That is the last I knew of him.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Until
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
a crowd brought him here and Helmut
declared him Sigmar's heir.
|
|
Vereus:
|
back))
|
|
Vereus:
|
are we moving?))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
not yet))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
shes talking while you walk
|
|
Grimgost:
|
oh nvm))
|
|
Armastas:
|
So those mutants he slew were witch
hunters?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
CRAP
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
I knew it could be no other than the
child I thought long dead
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I am bad with yoyos
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
I confronted Gerda
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
and she admitted she had hidden the
boy and raised him in secret
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Yet, I forgave her.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
We'll be talking with gerda later then.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
For Shallya teaches mercy
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
and I knew the child's power over the
heart was not easily put aside
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
I was a fool.
|
|
Vereus:
|
I bet she's going to die in the middle
of an important sentence))
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
I did not realize her, and the others
were still his slaves.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
That's like saying things couldn't
possibly get worse))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Saying it makes it happen))
|
|
Vereus:
|
Self fulfilling prophecy))
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
I brought Gerda and the others
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
to confess their crimes
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
and reveal the truth.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
When I tried to speak
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Gerda and the others denounced me!
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
They declared me an apostate and
claimed I was a witch!
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
A witch who sought to kill the child!
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
And, well
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
if not for the black hats
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
the crown would have torn me to shreds.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
crowd*
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Gerda's mercy was to leave me to
starve in that cage.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
You must know this.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
When the boy was brought to me
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
he had no birthmark of a twin-tailed
comet.
|
|
Vereus:
|
3...2...1...))
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
no mark of any kind!
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
I promise you!
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
He is not the heir of Sigmar!
|
|
Vereus:
|
Interesting.
|
|
Armastas:
|
We never believed him to be.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
I have already staked my life on this
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
and I still believe it.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Now please, be silent and save your
energy.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Aye.
|
|
Armastas:
|
We can talk more tomorrow.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
But as to who he really is, I cannot
say.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
We still need to find somewhere to
hide or escape as well.
|
|
Armastas:
|
We will steal a boat, and escape
through the canals.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
If the witch hunter, Osric, still
lives, he is the only person who can lead you to where the boy was
found
|
|
Armastas:
|
We will find him.
|
|
Armastas:
|
You have my word.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
go now, seek ou the blessing of
Shallya, and stoip this evil before more suffer for my blindness.
|
|
Armastas:
|
You will come with us.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you go to the port, yes?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Yes.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Yes
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You could always give her food and
water
|
CrazyMLC:
|
set her on a boat
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Bad idea.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and let her sail away
|
|
Armastas:
|
We bring her with us.
|
|
Vereus:
|
Easier to see her through
|
|
Advere:
|
Back
|
CrazyMLC:
|
It is a foggy night
|
|
Vereus:
|
Safer, too
|
|
Armastas:
|
We can't abandon her, she's still
considered to be a witch.
|
|
Advere:
|
what happened
|
|
Armastas:
|
Advere, Karl is evil.
|
|
Advere:
|
i knew it
|
|
Armastas:
|
HE's controlling the minds of everyone
who sees or hears him.
|
|
Armastas:
|
We freed Maida.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
LET'S SEE HIM CONTROL MY HAMMER
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
If you are seen with me
|
|
Armastas:
|
And we're escaping the city using a
boat.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
it is no doubt the black hats will
recognize me
|
|
Armastas:
|
Maida, you have no choice in the
matter.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Ye are too weak to survive alone.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
and you must speak with osric
|
|
Armastas:
|
Yer coming with us.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
both cannot happen
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
if you take me
|
|
Armastas:
|
We are taking you.
|
* Maida Widmann sighs.
|
Armastas:
|
I dunnae fear the black hats.
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Alright....
|
|
Maida Widmann:
|
Is there perhaps a cloak I could wear?
|
|
Advere:
|
((sigh two game sessions and we didn;t
even fight once lol))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
after all of this setting the scene
crap you fight a lot
|
|
Advere:
|
*Give Maida my blanket
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Do we still have that coat?))
|
|
Armastas:
|
((Damn))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
((ugh, the coat.))
|
|
Advere:
|
i gave the blanket
|
|
Advere:
|
it's good guys
|
|
Advere:
|
xD
|
CrazyMLC:
|
She wraps herself
|
|
Armastas:
|
Here, wear this blanket over yer head
for now, until we're outside.
|
|
Armastas:
|
And have more water and bread.
|
|
Advere:
|
lol
|
|
Armastas:
|
We take a boat, and escape.
|
|
Advere:
|
lets see
|
CrazyMLC:
|
She eats and drinks hungrily
|
|
Advere:
|
yeah
|
|
Advere:
|
wait a minute
|
|
Armastas:
|
A small enough boat to hold us all,
yet let us escape.
|
|
Advere:
|
'ima haggle the bot prices
|
CrazyMLC:
|
As you all look down the dock
|
|
Armastas:
|
WE'RE STEALING A BOAT!
|
|
Advere:
|
boats tend to be... expensive
|
|
Advere:
|
oh
|
|
Advere:
|
ok
|
|
Advere:
|
lemme do it
|
|
Armastas:
|
NOT BUYING IT!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you notice that all of the boats have
two guards
|
|
Armastas:
|
We have a convicted 'witch' with us.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Two guards?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
We also have hammers
|
|
Advere:
|
ok heres the plan
|
CrazyMLC:
|
most of which are sleeping
|
|
Grimgost:
|
See my logic?
|
|
Armastas:
|
*cracks knuckles*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but they can all see you
|
|
Advere:
|
i talk to the guards
|
|
Advere:
|
nvm
|
CrazyMLC:
|
if they were to wake up
|
|
Advere:
|
esh
|
|
Armastas:
|
We take a boat with two sleeping guards
|
|
Advere:
|
oh sleeping
|
|
Advere:
|
lemme see
|
|
Grimgost:
|
That works.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Once we get going, we throw them
overboard.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Assassinate once out
|
CrazyMLC:
|
if you attack one it is no doubt you
would soon have at least 12 fighting you.
|
|
Advere:
|
no wait
|
|
Advere:
|
i'll steal the boat
|
|
Advere:
|
and wait at the Dood Canal
|
|
Armastas:
|
Just let them sleep, and throw them
into the water once we're outside the city walls.
|
|
Advere:
|
for you guys
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Steal boat, once we are out safely,
assassinate the guards
|
|
Advere:
|
esh
|
|
Armastas:
|
Drown them in their sleep, it's quiet.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the guards are by the plank
|
|
Vereus:
|
throat slitting
|
|
Advere:
|
can;t i jsut steal the boat and
rendevous with you guys?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
to get onto the boat
|
|
Armastas:
|
No, Advere
|
|
Advere:
|
whynot?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
SNEAKY TIME
|
|
Armastas:
|
BECAUSE WE'RE ALL TOGETHER!
|
|
Advere:
|
esh
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Because a boat takes multiple people
to operate
|
CrazyMLC:
|
want to know what the book assumes you
do here?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Do the guards carry bows?
|
|
Advere:
|
kill them all?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Damn.
|
|
Advere:
|
leave?
|
|
Armastas:
|
We can't just run if they have bows.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
The book assumes you leave maida
|
|
Advere:
|
leave on foot?
|
|
Advere:
|
oh wtf
|
|
Armastas:
|
Well, fuck your book.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and that you stay in town
|
|
Advere:
|
neva
|
|
Armastas:
|
I'm a hero.
|
|
Advere:
|
we escape
|
|
Advere:
|
to
|
|
Advere:
|
anothe rport
|
CrazyMLC:
|
a wonderful thing to do
|
|
Advere:
|
and come back
|
|
Advere:
|
to this topwn to kill karl
|
|
Armastas:
|
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH THE GUARDS!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but I'll have to improvise. X_X
|
|
Advere:
|
esh
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Nopes
|
|
Grimgost:
|
we stay
|
|
Advere:
|
we'll ahve to improvise
|
|
Armastas:
|
Fuck you, Grimmy.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
not leaving...
|
|
Grimgost:
|
her
|
|
Armastas:
|
I'm leaving with her.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
exactly
|
|
Armastas:
|
We're taking a boat, with her with us.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
whatever
|
|
Grimgost:
|
we're not leaving her
|
|
Advere:
|
esh
|
|
Vereus:
|
improvisation makes things more
interesting))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
are you walking past the guards?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Aye!
|
|
Armastas:
|
wait
|
|
Armastas:
|
Dragon, cut their throats.
|
|
Advere:
|
can
|
|
Advere:
|
lol
|
|
Advere:
|
in their sleep?
|
|
Armastas:
|
Kill them quietly.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Yes.
|
|
Advere:
|
k
|
|
Armastas:
|
I'm n Anti-Hero, now.
|
|
Armastas:
|
teehee
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Can I strangle on with my beard?
|
|
Armastas:
|
No, Grimgost.
|
|
Armastas:
|
They have swords.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Dang.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they'd stab and kill your beard
|
|
Advere:
|
i'll use
|
|
Armastas:
|
Their asses are (coup de) gras.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it would be a sad day
|
|
Advere:
|
silent move and concealment
|
CrazyMLC:
|
nobody is looking
|
|
Advere:
|
ok
|
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 46
|
Advere:
|
esh
|
|
Advere:
|
success
|
|
Advere:
|
yes
|
|
Advere:
|
in this way:
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you slice his throat
|
|
Advere:
|
wait
|
|
Vereus:
|
pull an Ezio, kill them both
simultaneously
|
|
Vereus:
|
))
|
|
Advere:
|
willl he wake up?
|
|
Armastas:
|
No, if you cut his throat.
|
|
Advere:
|
i ment
|
|
Armastas:
|
Gently.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
he'll get his throat sliced and gurgle
a bit, then die
|
|
Advere:
|
soemthing like a death throe
|
|
Armastas:
|
No he won
|
|
Armastas:
|
won't
|
|
Advere:
|
k
|
|
Advere:
|
i was gunna muffle the sound by
covering his mouth
|
|
Advere:
|
but w.e
|
|
Armastas:
|
Don't bother.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
puch him off of the docks?
|
|
Armastas:
|
NO
|
|
Advere:
|
no
|
|
Armastas:
|
No splashes.
|
|
Advere:
|
i take an arrow
|
|
Advere:
|
and
|
|
Advere:
|
my dagger
|
|
Advere:
|
and push them into both guard's throats
|
|
Armastas:
|
Yes.
|
|
Advere:
|
simultaneously
|
|
Grimgost:
|
ROLLS
|
|
Armastas:
|
Gentle.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it is a full moon out. btw
|
|
Armastas:
|
Cool.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it would be easy to dip the bodies
into the water and leave them
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I assume the guards have found the
empty cage by now
|
|
Armastas:
|
We don't care, we have no other
options.
|
|
Armastas:
|
We'll take the bodies with us.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
They're finding it aobut now, actually
|
|
Armastas:
|
And take their equipment.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
well, 10 minutes ago
|
|
Armastas:
|
Then dump the bodies into the water.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it is a small boat
|
|
Armastas:
|
We'll dump them after we're out of
town.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Perfect.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
just sort of small
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so you sail out to sea?
|
|
Vereus:
|
Yes
|
|
Armastas:
|
Yeah.
|
|
Advere:
|
no shiz
|
|
Grimgost:
|
yep
|
CrazyMLC:
|
this little boat has a small sail
|
|
Armastas:
|
Strip the bodies of their armor.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
take their stuff
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and you make little progress
|
|
Armastas:
|
And weapons.
|
|
Advere:
|
((3POK dont you like the wizar di
placed beside you more?))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Any good armor?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
lets see what they have
|
|
Vereus:
|
advere, ja))
|
|
Armastas:
|
Black Hats have Swords, and Chainmail,
I think.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Black Hats all wear uniforms and the
distinctive floppy black bat. The Black HaJj; typically carry a
lantern on a pole, with at least one flask of lamp oiL As well,
the lamplighters also carry several punks to the city lamps and
,muffers to extinguish them at dawn. Most carry a few coins-no
more than IdS Schillings and IdlO Pennies."
|
|
Vereus:
|
K))
|
|
Armastas:
|
We take their hats.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
YES
|
|
Armastas:
|
As well as their bows.
|
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d10 => 7
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d10 => 9
|
Armastas:
|
And arrows.
|
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d10 => 9
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d10 => 2
|
Armastas:
|
How many arrows do they each have?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Do we split the monies or what?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
two floppy hats
|
|
Advere:
|
i can store arrows in my epic quiver
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they have 20 arrows combined
|
|
Armastas:
|
I want a hat.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Hah!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I call hat
|
|
Armastas:
|
We now have guard uniforms.
|
|
Advere:
|
dude
|
|
Armastas:
|
Advere could do some serious
infiltration with these.
|
|
Advere:
|
yep
|
|
Grimgost:
|
FFFFFF
|
|
Grimgost:
|
anything that could fit a dwarf?
|
|
Advere:
|
You'd never pass for a blackhat dwarves
|
|
Armastas:
|
Exactly.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so not dwarves sneakiness, sorry
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I do not care about stealthg
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I just want a hat.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
perhaps the hat could
|
|
Armastas:
|
I say we give advere a hat and uniform.
|
|
Armastas:
|
He wasn't seen freeing the witch.
|
|
Advere:
|
and trhe lmp thing
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you strip a black hat down to his
undies and dump him over?
|
|
Advere:
|
yep
|
|
Armastas:
|
Both Black Hats.
|
|
Advere:
|
AFTER
|
|
Advere:
|
we
|
|
Armastas:
|
After looting them thoroughally.
|
|
Advere:
|
are far enoguh away form the city
|
|
Armastas:
|
They can keep their underwear.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
as you strip one
|
|
Grimgost:
|
?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
he has an eye on his belly
|
|
Advere:
|
omfg
|
|
Grimgost:
|
T_I
|
|
Advere:
|
thats scary
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Knife it
|
|
Vereus:
|
Take that eyes.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Now
|
CrazyMLC:
|
obviously, the sign of a mutant
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Quickly
|
|
Vereus:
|
Gouge, gouge, gouge.
|
|
Armastas:
|
Hrmm
|
|
Armastas:
|
That's odd.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
ADVERE, STAB THE THING!
|
|
Advere:
|
I AM
|
|
Armastas:
|
Dump him
|
|
Advere:
|
*Stab the eye*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
as you stab the eye
|
|
Armastas:
|
WAIT
|
|
Armastas:
|
They can see us!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the blood splatters onto your hand
|
|
Advere:
|
i bet ya that's karl's sign
|
|
Advere:
|
omfg
|
CrazyMLC:
|
its merely a mutation
|
|
Armastas:
|
Oh.
|
|
Advere:
|
Clean my hand
|
|
Advere:
|
CLEAN MY HAND
|
|
Grimgost:
|
oh, so like an actual eye
|
CrazyMLC:
|
as the blood splashes onto your hand
|
|
Advere:
|
ARHG GET IT OFFFF
|
|
Grimgost:
|
not a magic tatoo
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you gain a corruption point
|
|
Armastas:
|
WHY DID YOU STAB IT, FUCKTARD!
|
|
Armastas:
|
Fuckin moron.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
SO IT WOULD DIE
|
|
Grimgost:
|
if it blinked
|
|
Vereus:
|
hee hee))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
it wasn't dead
|
|
Armastas:
|
It would have died underwater.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
when you get 6 you get a mutation!
|
|
Advere:
|
omfg
|
|
Armastas:
|
We were gonna dump his corpse.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
what does he get from 1
|
|
Advere:
|
i'm not touching anything mutated
|
|
Vereus:
|
GAIN GAIN GAIN
|
|
Armastas:
|
GO FOR A SCORPION TAIL AS YOUR
MUTATION!
|
|
Vereus:
|
))
|
|
Grimgost:
|
YES
|
|
Advere:
|
Armastas
|
|
Grimgost:
|
no wait
|
|
Advere:
|
thats a great idea
|
|
Grimgost:
|
shoot poison from eyes
|
|
Armastas:
|
I rolled a mutant once.
|
|
Advere:
|
esh
|
|
Advere:
|
thats awesomne
|
|
Vereus:
|
Or a retractable spine in the wrist))
|
|
Advere:
|
i could coat my atrrows with my eye
poison
|
|
Armastas:
|
He had 4 arms, hooves, acid sweat, and
a scorpion tail.
|
|
Armastas:
|
It was badass
|
|
Vereus:
|
i've been playing a lot of Assassins
Creed II))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
just so you know
|
|
Armastas:
|
Mutations are random.
|
|
Advere:
|
do i lose my mind?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
not all mutants give you corruption
points
|
CrazyMLC:
|
just so you know
|
|
Advere:
|
an eye on my hand
|
|
Armastas:
|
Alright, well, we have looted the
guards, dumped their corpses, and are out of town.
|
|
Advere:
|
would be pretty awesome on pick
poketing
|
|
Armastas:
|
Not really.
|
|
Armastas:
|
OW, FUCK!
|
|
Advere:
|
i coudl see what i was stealing
|
|
Armastas:
|
SHARP OBJECTS IN THEIR POCKETS!
|
|
Advere:
|
shit
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I'm sorry, you have a chance to not
get a point
|
|
Armastas:
|
GOUGE OUT YOUR HAND!
|
|
Advere:
|
lol
|
|
Advere:
|
k
|
|
Advere:
|
esh
|
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 36
|
Advere:
|
yay
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Advere:
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i get 0 corruption
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Grimgost:
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wtf?
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CrazyMLC:
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you get a toughness test
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Grimgost:
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I don't even know what just happened
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Armastas:
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By the way, am I the leader?
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Advere:
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fudge
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Grimgost:
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yeah
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Advere:
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if your the leader
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CrazyMLC:
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advere stabs the eye
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CrazyMLC:
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it stops blinking
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Armastas:
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Grimgost, you can be my captain.
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Advere:
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esh
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Armastas:
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Advere, you're my spy commander.
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Advere:
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i get no votes
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Advere:
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great i control intel.
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CrazyMLC:
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sailing is an actual skill
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Armastas:
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Vereus is my court wizard.
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CrazyMLC:
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and it uses agi
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CrazyMLC:
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so you might want Advere as your sailor
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Advere:
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esh
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Armastas:
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Advere is the Spy Commander/Seaman.
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Advere:
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i control boats!
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Advere:
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i kne wi could hijack a boat
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CrazyMLC:
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there are rules for river
trading/travelling
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CrazyMLC:
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but I dont have them
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Advere:
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lols
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CrazyMLC:
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so you can just sell it
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CrazyMLC:
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Grimgost:
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Grimgost:
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MORE MONIES
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Armastas:
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We'll just assume we made it safely
out of town.
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Advere:
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sell what?
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Advere:
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lol
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Advere:
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why
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CrazyMLC:
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Armastas:
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We should keep the boat.
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CrazyMLC:
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I don't have river trading ules
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Advere:
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yeah
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Armastas:
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And name it.
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Grimgost:
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Uhhhh
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Armastas:
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I say we name it the Highwind.
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Grimgost:
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Naw
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Advere:
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.
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Armastas:
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We should have a race to pick the name
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Grimgost:
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no
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Advere:
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RiverSpear
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Grimgost:
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stop quoting kingdom hearts
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Armastas:
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((Kingdom Hearts Reference))
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Armastas:
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DAMN!
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Grimgost:
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Advere:
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RiverSpear
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Advere:
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Grimgost:
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yeah, that sounds good
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Armastas:
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RiverSpear?
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Armastas:
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Alright.
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CrazyMLC:
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RiverSpear it is
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Grimgost:
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GO GO RAINSPEAR
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Advere:
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i say we tie a spear to the helm
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Advere:
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lol
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Armastas:
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We must adorn it with +_ Wooden Spikes
_+
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Grimgost:
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no
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Grimgost:
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+_River Spikes_+
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CrazyMLC:
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The current name painted onto the boat
is 'Lily'
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Vereus:
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*Menacing Wooden Spikes*))
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Grimgost:
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made of water
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Advere:
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omfg
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Advere:
|
really Crazy?
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Advere:
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Lil
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Vereus:
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*>*))
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Advere:
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lily*
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Armastas:
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Repaint it with the blood of those
Black Hats.
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Grimgost:
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cross out the y
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Advere:
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what ind of half aresed name is 'Lily'
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Grimgost:
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and name it
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Grimgost:
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Lil' RiverSpear
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Armastas:
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NO
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Grimgost:
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XD
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Advere:
|
lil?
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Advere:
|
wtf
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Armastas:
|
We'll just find some paint.
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CrazyMLC:
|
only Vereus know what it says
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Advere:
|
ok
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CrazyMLC:
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and most people
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Armastas:
|
This is our main mode of
transportation.
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CrazyMLC:
|
wont know it says Lilian
|
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Advere:
|
well
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Armastas:
|
It needs a badass name.
|
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Advere:
|
Vereus
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Advere:
|
Rewrite the name to
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Armastas:
|
AND IT MUST MENACE WITH SPIKES OF
DONKEY LEATHER!
|
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Advere:
|
RiverSpear or
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Grimgost:
|
WHAT IS THE BOAT'S NAME
|
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Advere:
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RiverWarrior
|
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Advere:
|
or
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Advere:
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TideWarrior
|
* Vereus rewrites it as Riverspear
CrazyMLC:
|
He changes it to "Vereus's comet" and
says it says RiverSpear.
|
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Grimgost:
|
And be encircled with bands of Cat
Intestine
|
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Advere:
|
omfg
|
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Advere:
|
fudge you crazy xD
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CrazyMLC:
|
He could, he could
|
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Armastas:
|
Vereus' Comet?
|
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Armastas:
|
...Better than Lillian.
|
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Advere:
|
we already rewrote it
|
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Armastas:
|
lol
|
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Advere:
|
so w.e\
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Armastas:
|
Okay, RiverSpear!
|
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Grimgost:
|
Encircled with bands of demon leather
|
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Grimgost:
|
actually
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Grimgost:
|
that
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Grimgost:
|
would be valualble
|
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Advere:
|
sell?
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CrazyMLC:
|
since Demons evaporate when killed
|
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Grimgost:
|
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Grimgost:
|
skin'd alive
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the skin is still living!
|
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Advere:
|
omfg
|
CrazyMLC:
|
'But.. its tanned...'
|
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Advere:
|
scary
|
|
Advere:
|
wait
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Erm, I'm not ripping you off, no!
|
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Grimgost:
|
IT BLEEEEDS
|
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Advere:
|
that would be ultimate winter coat
|
CrazyMLC:
|
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Advere:
|
its warm becase it's alive
|
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Grimgost:
|
Good sir, your coat is bleeding
|
|
Grimgost:
|
That just means it's working!
|
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Armastas:
|
Okay, we now have a badass pirate
ship, and hats to match.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I think we'll end around here
|
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Armastas:
|
Alright, save the logs.
|
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Advere:
|
k
|
|
Grimgost:
|
alright
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