Alenth has connected.
Benpasko has connected.
Alenth:
|
although trying to use this on a
screen that is...
|
CrazyMLC:
|
just to explain
|
Alenth:
|
I rolled everything randomly because
that is the way of WFRP
|
CrazyMLC:
|
we haven't really used any maps yet
|
CrazyMLC:
|
As far as professions
|
Alenth:
|
so I am a halfling messenger, 60 years
old, 125 pounds, and I have 48BS and a sling
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I don't mind if you really want
something and you pick it
|
Alenth:
|
the ony thing I didn't roll was race
|
CrazyMLC:
|
want to be a field warden?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I sent you the mediafire link
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the compendium is all-around useful
|
Alenth:
|
I rolled a birthplace in human lands
|
Alenth:
|
so fieldwarden doesn't make sense
relaly
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Wasn't born in the moot?
|
Alenth:
|
no I was born in the wisenland
|
CrazyMLC:
|
in the compendium
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they have lists for different types of
careers
|
CrazyMLC:
|
were you wanting a ranger dealy?
|
Alenth:
|
messenger gives me a pony and some
random stuff
|
CrazyMLC:
|
messanger... hunter... badlander...
bounty hunter...
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you can have any of those
|
CrazyMLC:
|
we also need a way to meld you into
the plot
|
Alenth:
|
I might be exiting into Scout for my
next job
|
Alenth:
|
if we get that far
|
Benpasko:
|
Sounds sexalicious.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I don't know the whole backstory for it
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but basically it sound like they're
land pirates
|
Benpasko:
|
Ever played the game Notrium?
|
Benpasko:
|
It'd make a great succession game.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I think I know how to meld you in
|
CrazyMLC:
|
What is your name?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Also, what is that?
|
Benpasko:
|
IT'S CHALLENGING
|
CrazyMLC:
|
|
Benpasko:
|
It'd seriously be epic succession.
|
Benpasko:
|
It's a survival game.
|
Alenth:
|
I just rolled twice
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I have the character pack
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it has some neat stuff in it
|
Alenth:
|
really, I should have been a human
Guard who uses a sword and the parry action
|
CrazyMLC:
|
including advanced name generation
|
Alenth:
|
but nobody here would get the joke
|
Alenth:
|
I played in a Dark Heresy game once
where my guardswoman parried a carnifex
|
Alenth:
|
with a normal sword
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Estalian Diestro, looking to avenge
his father's death?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Alright, want to PM the character
sheet, or upload it to pastebin, or something?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Alright Alenth,
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Plot letter sent.
|
Alenth:
|
pastebin in second
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Also, yes, one advance.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You know how the advances work, right?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Backpack Blanket Waterskin Wooden
Cutlery Set Dagger Sword
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Those are the items everyone starts
with
|
Alenth:
|
apparently thee first advance is 5% to
an attribuute your job allows a bonus to
|
Alenth:
|
well I took cook as my profession so I
got metal cutlery
|
CrazyMLC:
|
or +1 to a secondary
|
CrazyMLC:
|
sure, that makes sense
|
Alenth:
|
I did agi becase DODGE
|
CrazyMLC:
|
make it a cooking set, complete with
cutlery
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You don't have dodge blow
|
Alenth:
|
you get an agi roll anyway don't you
|
Alenth:
|
or is it terribad without some talent
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you aren't supposed to be able to roll
on advanced skills if you don't have them
|
CrazyMLC:
|
this is WFRP 2nd
|
CrazyMLC:
|
incase we had a mix-up
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Ben, can you get dragon in here for me?
|
Benpasko:
|
he can't play tonight
|
CrazyMLC:
|
well, is 3pok on aim?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
or panda, who said he could play?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
If Panda skips out again when he said
he could come, I'm going to be pissed
|
Benpasko:
|
3pok ain't on AIM
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Lets do you meeting Selena
|
CrazyMLC:
|
before everyone else hopefully files in
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Unless you want to polish up your
character more a bit
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Did you roll on the random ability
chart?
|
Alenth:
|
the random talent?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
did you add 5 to every stat?
|
Benpasko:
|
MY HANDS ARE BANANAS
|
Benpasko:
|
You're no fun xD
|
Alenth:
|
my rolls were like 15 15 13 9 9 7 7 7
|
CrazyMLC:
|
did you shallya one of em?
|
Alenth:
|
assuming that means reroll
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it lets you default one of the rolls
to a 11
|
Vereus has connected.
Alenth:
|
well I rerolled a 6 into the 13
|
Alenth:
|
because every WH rp I've been in does
one reroll
|
CrazyMLC:
|
thats sort of sad
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I won't make you change that
|
Alenth:
|
and strong minded was the random talend
|
CrazyMLC:
|
just to be honest
|
CrazyMLC:
|
with any of the random crap
|
CrazyMLC:
|
if you REALLY want s specific thing
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I'm alright with it
|
CrazyMLC:
|
unless you want all 20s for stats
|
CrazyMLC:
|
or max rolls for fortune and wounds
|
CrazyMLC:
|
everyone has 3 fortune points
|
Vereus:
|
Why would anyone want that
|
CrazyMLC:
|
So, you're the ranger?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
It'd be so badass to see you become a
pistolier
|
Alenth:
|
I am the fattest halfing ever
|
CrazyMLC:
|
weighs as much as me
|
CrazyMLC:
|
what was the weight roll?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you're corpulant
|
CrazyMLC:
|
pandas going to be kicked off
|
Vereus:
|
nothing of value is lost
|
Vereus:
|
as a matter of fact.
|
Benpasko:
|
no guise, my interwebs was eaten by a
velociraptor!
|
Vereus:
|
It's like burning a tick off
|
Benpasko:
|
ill be there next wek
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the dwarven sailor
|
Benpasko:
|
Sorry about yesterday, Dragon Age is a
good game.
|
Benpasko:
|
I killed my first High Dragon
|
Alenth:
|
dragon age is okay
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Alenth, do you think you can make this
at least weekly, or are you ust popping in?
|
Vereus:
|
No offense, but I'm a bit disappointed
in you, benpasko.
|
Alenth:
|
ordinarily I have a game on sundays
|
Alenth:
|
although it is sometimes over by now
|
Benpasko:
|
I was all liek PEWPEWPEW
|
CrazyMLC:
|
a servant comes to your inn
|
Benpasko:
|
And then keeled the dragon with Shale.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and says he will take you to Lady Reiva
|
Vereus:
|
ben: because you just didn't come
because you wanted to play a game
|
Benpasko:
|
I lost track of time
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and it could wait
|
CrazyMLC:
|
if everyone had the time
|
Vereus:
|
But this isn't the same
|
Vereus:
|
dragon age could sit around forevr
|
Alenth:
|
I'll go with the servant guy
|
Vereus:
|
People, however, only have a window of
open time. :B
|
Benpasko:
|
ess tee eff you
|
Alenth:
|
waddle waddle waddle
|
Benpasko:
|
Have you ever played Dragon Age?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You come to a elaborate waiting room
|
Benpasko:
|
THAT SHIT'S WACK, AND CANNOT WATE
|
CrazyMLC:
|
'My, my, you sure are... substantial."
says the servant
|
Benpasko:
|
((Stomp her carpet))
|
Vereus:
|
I stopped in the middle of a Supcom 2
mission
|
CrazyMLC:
|
He has to stop every now and then for
you to catch up
|
Benpasko:
|
((Selena loves it when people destroy
her carpet, sexual joke not intended))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
And eventually you reach the doors of
Lady Reiva's estate
|
Alenth:
|
"Well you knwo you only live once and
there's jsut so much good food to eat in every town"
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Well, yes... I hear that a lot from
halflings. Sure love your pie week, eh?"
|
Alenth:
|
ooc : my pony must the the strongest
pony ever
|
CrazyMLC:
|
The Servant opens the door
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and walks inside
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and beckons you to follow
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Lady Reiva is a busy woman,
especially with the death of her late husband.
|
Benpasko:
|
((DESTROY THE ORNATE CARPET))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
So, please, be gentle with her. It has
been hard on her."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
The halls are decorated rather nicely
|
CrazyMLC:
|
She seems like a lower class merchant
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Or, perhaps her husband was
|
CrazyMLC:
|
a lower class noble, at least
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you walk forward, observing the carpets
|
CrazyMLC:
|
just to look ahead to see the servant
standing, waiting for you to catch up.
|
Benpasko:
|
((KIL KILL KILLLL))
|
Alenth:
|
Awfully nice place she's got here
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Yes, well, her husband had a
successful business."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"but, don't mention it around her. She
gets, well, you know."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you walk into a large waiting room
|
CrazyMLC:
|
with nice benches
|
CrazyMLC:
|
almost resembling couches
|
CrazyMLC:
|
coming from big farms, you've probably
never seen an estate this nice.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Please, make yourself at home, I
shall alert Lady Reiva to your presense."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
He walks into an adjacent room
|
Alenth:
|
I'll go and sit on a bench
|
CrazyMLC:
|
want to do anything?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Well, while you decide whether you
want to observe more items, the door the Servant left to opens.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Lady Reiva will see you now."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
He opens the door and lets you step
inside
|
Alenth:
|
(I'm a messenger so I've probably seen
all sorts of estates)
|
CrazyMLC:
|
he follows you in
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Ah, yes, perhaps.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Of course, Servants often answer the
doors
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and deliver the mail the rest of the
way. and estate owner trust their servants with mail, since they
often cannot read.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
As you walk inside
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you see a decently pretty woman on the
other side of a desk
|
CrazyMLC:
|
she is writing on a piece of paper
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Lady Reiva, this is Paul, the
halfling you asked me to escort here."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you see she has red lips, a light
complexion, and jet black hair.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Thank you, Fritz, you may leave now."
|
Alenth:
|
"Hello Mrs. Reiva
|
CrazyMLC:
|
she waves him to leave
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the servant exits through the door
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"I'm sure, being a messanger, you're
not used to getting job offers to investigate matters."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"But this is a special case, I was
some unasuming adventurers to check on some things for me."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Though I notice now you are rather...
portly, I'm sure they will require your assistance.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"You mimght not have heard, but
recently a Crusade has passed through Marienburg."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"After some boy appeared out of a
shaft of light and slayed some mutants, it seems.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
They thought he was the heir of Sigmar.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"They thought he was the heir of
Sigmar, you see."
|
Alenth:
|
"What is your interest in the matter?"
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"It has caused havoc as of late. And,
I have heard some rucus about what my group I have already hired
has done."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Ah, yes, well..."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"I'm not sure he is the real heir of
Sigmar."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"I just want matters to be
investigated."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Not to mention many of my servant
merely went mad when they saw this boy, they ran to his service
and just abandoned me."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"If you talk to many peopl in this
city you will notice many people have lost family members to this
Crusade."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"I would like to know whether this is
a flase coming of Sigmar or not."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Do you see now?"
|
Alenth:
|
"Hm, I think I understand"
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Well, my group has yet to report
back, but I heard a recently accused witch has been freed."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Not sure what is up with that, but it
appears she was involved with this boy."
|
Alenth:
|
"Why isn't someone, not to insult your
standing, --higher up investigating tthis matter, if it's causing
such large numbers of people to abandon their homes?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"On the same night a boat was reported
missing."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"I'm sure they are."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Many people are wanting to
investigate, but it seems many aren't getting anywhere."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Also, the crusade has refused to
speak to the government in general."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"I was wanting to have an unsuspecting
group of people investigate, you know?"
|
Alenth:
|
"how can you be sure we won't get
compelled to follow the crusade as well?"
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Well, I hope that some of you may be
able to keep your wits about you."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"But first, I merely want an
investigation in the town."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Just to learn what is going on."
|
Alenth:
|
"what are you offering for this>"
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"I hope my group has already found
some information, and I have scheduled a meeting tonight."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Yes, I will pay you for your service."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"How is..... 150 gold crowns?"
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"This is of high priority to me."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You understand, yes?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"You understand, yes?"
|
Alenth:
|
"I'll do it, but I won't risk myself
too much with such a dire situation"
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Of course not!"
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"The group contains some hardy dwarves
as well, I assume they would be able to save your skin in a pinch."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You guys are all we have right now.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
But we'll try to manage the baot
situation.
|
Benpasko:
|
I was watching my dad beat Final
Fantasy 13
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Hyper, the sailor dwarf, suddenly has
a captains hat on
|
CrazyMLC:
|
still barely into that game
|
Benpasko:
|
Meh, I thought it sucked
|
CrazyMLC:
|
(Hyper is sailing, as I let him roll
on it and he rolled a 1)
|
CrazyMLC:
|
So, if I remember correctly, you are
all sailing along a river.
|
Benpasko:
|
Hyper got on AIM
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Get him in here
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the more the merrier
|
Benpasko:
|
He said he'd be here, and then told me
to shutup D:
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Tell him hee'd better hope I'm in a
good mood when he gets in here.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
(Jim-san, the bandit king!~)
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Have that tune stuck in my head
|
Vereus:
|
That sentence makes me want to slap
you. |C
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Jim-san, the bandit king!~
Tralalala-la-la laaaa
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Too much listening to random podcasts
|
* Vereus is listening to Nowere/Catastrophe -
Ulver))
Blue Demon has connected.
CrazyMLC:
|
I SHALL SPARE YOUR SOUL
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Lets continue, eh?
|
Benpasko:
|
Wut a douchetard.
|
Blue Demon:
|
aaaand goodbye
|
CrazyMLC:
|
panda has once again decided to be
absent
|
Vereus:
|
He's probably a troll.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Yeah, he's down for the count at this
point.
|
Vereus:
|
Or actually as dumb as he looks.
|
Benpasko:
|
It's not his fault, guise, a
triceratops ate his computer.
|
Blue Demon:
|
and then he swallowed a quarter!
|
Benpasko:
|
He'll be here next week.
|
Blue Demon:
|
also, Alenth?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Alenth is playing
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You do not know it, but he is waiting
in Selena's office
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Yeah, that post hurt me inside
|
Vereus:
|
I reported it as soon as I saw it.
|
Benpasko:
|
He didn't destroy selena's carpet.
|
Vereus:
|
And then thought "Goddamnit I hate
this kid."
|
Benpasko:
|
Innuendo not intended.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you're all sailing
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the dwarf is being kick-ass
|
Benpasko:
|
Don't say 'The Dwarf', ya RACIST!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
grimgost has a captains hat on and is
sailing the ship and being badass
|
CrazyMLC:
|
while whistling a sea shanty
|
Benpasko:
|
I'm sexing up 3 women in the back room/
|
|
Vereus:
|
He has a cigar Y/N?))
|
Benpasko:
|
And we're all just generally having a
kick-ass time.
|
|
Vereus:
|
Gentlemen.
|
|
Vereus:
|
We have reached the very greatest
epitome of awesome.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You're sailing away from Marienburg
currently
|
|
Grimgost:
|
We need a sea shanty!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Hes whistling a sea shanty
|
|
Grimgost:
|
just so you know
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I SHOULD be working on homework that I
should have worked on earlier today.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
so
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Armastas, you being a dwarf who didn't
roll kick-ass on a sailing roll, you're sort of sea sick.
|
Benpasko:
|
Meh, quit crying.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I may be a bit sketchy
|
Benpasko:
|
BUT I'LL GET VOMIT ON MY LADIES!!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
dwarves no like water
|
CrazyMLC:
|
dwarves like the earth
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and being under the earth
|
Benpasko:
|
How am I supposed to have a 4-way with
these random women-types while sick???
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you aren't vomiting or anything you
just feel uneasy.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Like, you'd feel better if you were
stand on solid ground.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
well
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Grimgost, on the other hand, has his
sea legs for some reason.
|
Benpasko:
|
I'll get over it, during my EPOK
PIRATE CAREER TO COME!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I found a pair of sealegs in a store
once
|
|
Grimgost:
|
barely used
|
|
Grimgost:
|
5 copper
|
CrazyMLC:
|
*wavy lashback lines*
|
|
Grimgost:
|
truely a bargain
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Meet me in two days, I want a report
on what you've found.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
*wavy lashback lines*
|
Benpasko:
|
We should report back to her, honestly.
|
Benpasko:
|
With what we've found.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
I've learned not to trust any music
from anyone here.))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Right now it is morning on the night
you have taken the boat
|
|
Vereus:
|
K. We starting now?))
|
Benpasko:
|
Trust me, Grimgost.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
do you turn back to Marienburg?
|
|
Vereus:
|
Pirate career +1 vote.
|
Benpasko:
|
We can't go there for now.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
Ask the lady we stole
|
|
Grimgost:
|
whos name
|
|
Grimgost:
|
always fails me
|
CrazyMLC:
|
lets play the flashback game
|
CrazyMLC:
|
what happened last time?
|
|
Vereus:
|
Killed guards
|
|
Vereus:
|
stole eyes
|
CrazyMLC:
|
just so everyone can remember, and
Alenth know what is going on.
|
|
Vereus:
|
stole ship
|
CrazyMLC:
|
start at your investigations
|
|
Vereus:
|
rescued maida
|
|
Vereus:
|
who was accused of being a witch
|
|
Grimgost:
|
that's about it yeah
|
Benpasko:
|
Allow me, as official leader.
|
|
Vereus:
|
who was in a cage
|
|
Grimgost:
|
stabbed an eye
|
|
Grimgost:
|
rolled crazyily awesome
|
Benpasko:
|
We were going to investigate Karl, a
false god. He was believed to be a reincarnation, when it really
turns out he can control the minds of those who see or heare him.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Or so it seems, yes
|
Benpasko:
|
He has many people in his thrall.
|
Benpasko:
|
AND WERE GUNNA KILL HIS SHIT.
|
Benpasko:
|
WITH A CATAPULT!
|
Benpasko:
|
Well, we can't see or hear him.
|
Benpasko:
|
SO A FCUKING CATAPULT IS THE ONLY WAY
|
|
Grimgost:
|
NO TREBUCHET
|
|
Grimgost:
|
much bettar
|
Benpasko:
|
Also, I punched a shopkeeper to near
death with a single hit.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
none of you mentioned the orpahnage
|
Benpasko:
|
I WAS GETTIN TO IT
|
Grimgost:
|
was very bloodthirsty
|
Grimgost:
|
and probably the REAL witch
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Ben and 3pok get an extra 10 xp
|
Benpasko:
|
We went to an orphanage, and there was
a surprisingly bloodthirsty priestess of Shallya.
|
Benpasko:
|
She is a follower of Karl, and
betrayed Maida for him.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
ben, you get 15
|
Benpasko:
|
SHE SHALL ALSO SUFFER MY CATAPULTY
FURY!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
3pok you still get 10
|
|
Vereus:
|
k
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so we know wahts going on
|
CrazyMLC:
|
what're you going to do?
|
Alenth:
|
I was delivering messages and eating
pies
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Maida keeps saying you should visit
the witch hunter, Osric.
|
Benpasko:
|
Well, Dragon's guy has that guard
uniform.
|
Benpasko:
|
And all of our goals seem to be in
Marienburg.
|
Benpasko:
|
So I say we lay low for a while, and
then return.
|
|
Vereus:
|
Lay low = pirate right
|
CrazyMLC:
|
the rest of the part never arrives
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and Selena excuses you and says then
may return soon, and that she will send for you again when they
show up.
|
Armastas:
|
How long has it been?
|
Armastas:
|
...that's a short time.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
since your meeting
|
Alenth:
|
I continue with messengering
|
Armastas:
|
We'll be laying low for a day or two,
I think.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you all find a beach
|
Armastas:
|
All in favor give me five dollars.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so you can beach your ship
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you all doubt you'd ever find a dock
out here
|
Grimgost:
|
*takes five dollars*
|
CrazyMLC:
|
being a busy trade city
|
CrazyMLC:
|
has many boats coming in and out
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so in a day you'd see almost 4 boats
|
Armastas:
|
Ok, I say we crucify Panda's character.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
hes still in the inn
|
Armastas:
|
I mean once we find him.
|
Armastas:
|
And we can decorate our ship with his
skeleton.
|
|
Vereus:
|
Is he starving yet
|
|
Vereus:
|
Leaving corpse to rot on the mast Y/N?
|
|
Vereus:
|
crucified style
|
|
Vereus:
|
y
|
Grimgost:
|
once all his flesh is gone
|
Grimgost:
|
he can be the figurehead for the boat
|
CrazyMLC:
|
what was the name of the boat?
|
|
Vereus:
|
Alenth: Be warned that you are playing
with children.
|
Armastas:
|
For some reason, I retain knowledge of
everything that happens to our party.
|
Armastas:
|
I haven't ever read the logs or my
sheet or anyone else's
|
Grimgost:
|
it's like you're some type of robot
|
Armastas:
|
LIKE I'm some type of robot.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Most boats sail by without incident
|
CrazyMLC:
|
some of the sailors look over the side
and inquire
|
|
Vereus:
|
Armastas: AND XIOR
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Who goes there?"
|
|
Vereus:
|
XOR*
|
Armastas:
|
Tell them to FUCK OFF
|
Armastas:
|
And give them the dwarf-bird
|
Grimgost:
|
I think and uber sailing dwarf is
kinda suspicious...
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You boat is beach so you can lay low,
right?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"The Lily, eh?"
|
|
Vereus:
|
Is their boat larger than ours?
|
Armastas:
|
WE ARE RIVERSPEAR
|
CrazyMLC:
|
This boat is coming from Marienburg
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"But, it says right there!"
|
Armastas:
|
It says no such thing, ya pack of
ninnies
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"I heared that boat was stolen!"
|
Armastas:
|
I bought this boat off a friend of mine
|
|
Vereus:
|
"No, you morons, that says The
Riverspear"
|
Armastas:
|
His name was Dietmar
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they look at eachother and say 'aye'
|
Armastas:
|
Said it was called the RiverSpear
|
CrazyMLC:
|
One of them says 'I can read, you
know!"
|
Armastas:
|
((Panda's guy is Dietmar))
|
Armastas:
|
Well, my friend said it was the
RiverSpear.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"You might be able to fool most people
with that, but that clearly says "The Lily!"
|
Armastas:
|
Take it up with him, I bought it fair.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"From Dietmar, you say?"
|
Armastas:
|
He's staying in Marienburg.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Have a description?"
|
Armastas:
|
((schemeschemescheme))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Also, their boat is much larger
|
Armastas:
|
((What does Dietmar look like?))
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so much larger that you 5 aren't
enough to sail it
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Intellectual type?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
"Oy!"
|
|
Grimgost:
|
"Did ye see me sailing?"
|
CrazyMLC:
|
carries alchemic tools?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
"I think we are enough."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"No, lad. In fact, I thought dwarves
didn't sail."
|
Armastas:
|
He's an alchemist, I think. Smart
lookin type!
|
Armastas:
|
Aye, Grimgost is a fine sailor!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"They get kinda sea sick, you know?"
|
|
Grimgost:
|
"Aye, so did I."
|
Armastas:
|
He made the Kessel run in under 10
parsecs!
|
|
Grimgost:
|
"I must have a knack."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"That sure is an amazin' thing!"
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Well, we better be off!"
|
|
Grimgost:
|
"Well, I always ate plenty of fish as
a child."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Got to tell those black hats about
that Dietmar Fella!"
|
Armastas:
|
I say we vamoose.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
andfter a huddle
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and seem to be sailing at high speeds
|
|
Grimgost:
|
how many are there?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
dang
|
Armastas:
|
Lets get the hell outta here.
|
|
Grimgost:
|
too many
|
|
Grimgost:
|
wait
|
|
Grimgost:
|
are they on a boat?
|
|
Grimgost:
|
>
|
|
Grimgost:
|
evil idea
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You couldn't sail it yourselves
|
|
Grimgost:
|
wait, are we already off the hook?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
if they make it to Marienburg you are,
yes.
|
Armastas:
|
"Yer lucky I kin spin a tale,
Grimgost."
|
|
Grimgost:
|
"Aye."
|
CrazyMLC:
|
do you sail back to Marienburg?
|
Armastas:
|
Well, we'd lose our boat, and we can't
bring Maida.
|
Armastas:
|
How far is it from us?
|
Grimgost:
|
are we on a river?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you were heading down river
|
Grimgost:
|
as in, beaches and nearby things to
hide and camp in?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but if you sail back it;ll be up river
|
Armastas:
|
So we can't get back by river, I think.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
its a sail boat
|
Grimgost:
|
we need to find a cave
|
CrazyMLC:
|
it would just be slow
|
Armastas:
|
Why does Selena HAVE to live in
Marienburg?
|
Armastas:
|
We could trust her to guard Maida, I
think.
|
|
Selena Reiva:
|
Maybe they died? That would be bad...
|
Armastas:
|
I say we return, Maida in full cloak,
and get to Selena with her.
|
Alenth:
|
Was I able to find a message delivery
I could accomplish within a few days?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I wonder what the average price is for
that sort of thing
|
Alenth:
|
it seems about like mercenary work
|
Armastas:
|
Lets return to Marienburg.
|
Armastas:
|
Leave Advere and Maida outside,
|
Blue Demon is disconnected.
Armastas:
|
With the Black Hat gear,
|
Armastas:
|
All in favor say AYE
|
CrazyMLC:
|
eating dinner while running this
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so might be a teeny bit slow
|
|
Vereus:
|
AYE
|
Pandastar994 has connected.
|
Vereus:
|
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
|
|
Vereus:
|
no.
|
Pandastar994:
|
Sorry im late but i was moving stuff
for my sister.
|
Armastas:
|
Your character has been arrested and
crucified for stealing a boat.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
thet left you in an inn
|
CrazyMLC:
|
after investigating
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they left in the middle of the night
|
CrazyMLC:
|
left you sleeping in the inn
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and ran off with someone in a boat
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and sailed away on a river
|
Pandastar994:
|
Thats some crap
|
CrazyMLC:
|
what do you do?
|
Armastas:
|
And I pinned the theft on you.
|
Armastas:
|
The police are on their way.
|
Pandastar994:
|
Well arent you a good team member?
|
Pandastar994:
|
I run to the boat and swim to it.
|
Armastas:
|
Actually, I'm the leader.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Of course, you don't know that.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they killed some guards
|
CrazyMLC:
|
so yo'll be charged with murder
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Murder usually means death by
guillotine
|
Pandastar994:
|
Ok this is gettin stupid. Why am i
dumped and blamed?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
their decision, not mine.
|
Armastas:
|
Because I said so.
|
Pandastar994:
|
So what do you want me to just leave
then?
|
Armastas:
|
I'm gonna level with you.
|
Armastas:
|
I'm not a fan of yours, you never show
up to play.
|
|
Vereus:
|
You're also annoying, and a brat. :B
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Well, panda, prove yourself
|
Pandastar994:
|
Well i said ill show. But im serously
busy. But im trying to play every weekend.
|
Pandastar994:
|
Think what you will vereus.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You're in an inn
|
CrazyMLC:
|
what do you do?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
There are a number of solutions to
your predicament
|
|
Vereus:
|
Suicide.
|
|
Vereus:
|
:'D
|
Pandastar994:
|
Or hunt you down and gut you.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
or going to talk to Selena about it
|
Pandastar994:
|
And tell that i dodnt steal the boat
and then kill all of the team by selling them into slavery without
them knowing it. That way peasants will beat you till you cry.
|
Pandastar994:
|
Yessssssssss?
|
Armastas:
|
Don't try to cross us.
|
Armastas:
|
You've been outplayed by the master.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
first off, tell me what you want to
do, panda.
|
Armastas:
|
His character doesn't know what's
coming.
|
Pandastar994:
|
If you want ill just quit. Its nit
like i have much of an option
|
CrazyMLC:
|
if you go to selena and hang out
there, they'll have to go there eventually
|
Pandastar994:
|
Like wat join with a team that hates
me?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
like I was saying
|
Pandastar994:
|
they hate me and dont want me here.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
its a shame too
|
CrazyMLC:
|
your character is probably one of the
coolest ones as well
|
Pandastar994:
|
All because i have a life. And my
sisters pregnant and cant move heavy stuff.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
alchemist/apothecary
|
Pandastar994:
|
Yes i agree
|
Armastas:
|
Because you have a life?
|
Armastas:
|
STOP BEING A TOOL
|
Armastas:
|
WE AREN'T JEALOUS ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC
LIFE
|
Pandastar994:
|
Links broken
|
CrazyMLC:
|
All we ask, panda, is 3 hours a week
|
Pandastar994:
|
Ill try if they stop abandoning me
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Well, it all depends on their decision
then.
|
Armastas:
|
You'll say you'll try, and then nbot
show up.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
perhaps I can work something out
|
Vereus:
|
Panda: You have to copypaste. :B
|
Pandastar994:
|
Ok to the team. Not MLC. Play or leave?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Just so you know, not everyone is here.
|
Armastas:
|
We're missing two team memebrs right
now.
|
Armastas:
|
Hyper disappeared, and Dragon had
things to do.
|
Pandastar994:
|
So why jump me?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
One thing I can say, even though you
didn't ask me, it sounds like your sister needs your help.
|
Armastas:
|
because, you're an unlikable guy.
|
Armastas:
|
Something about you, Panda, makes me
not like you.
|
Pandastar994:
|
Ask you about what?
|
Pandastar994:
|
Well im me and youll have to get over
it.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
whether you should leave or play
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You're fine, panda.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they're just pissed because you missed
the first 3 sessions
|
Pandastar994:
|
I want to play but ive got alot on my
shcedule rite now. Moms divorcing,sister pregnant,step-mom trying
to commit suicide. I mean i have other things to attend to and im
trying to fit this in but its hard to get time alone.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
wow, I have to say, you have an
eventful life.
|
Armastas:
|
AND DINOSAURS ARE EATING YOUR COMPUTER.
|
Armastas:
|
Excuses. If you can't play, that's
fine, but don't expect the internet to stop because you have a
busy life.
|
Pandastar994:
|
I swear its true.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I believe you.
|
Armastas:
|
But you aren't able to play.
|
Armastas:
|
Just accept it.
|
Pandastar994:
|
But im still trying.
|
Vereus:
|
Do or do not, there is no try
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Its great that you're trying
|
CrazyMLC:
|
but this game sin't that important
|
Armastas:
|
If you guys need me, I'll be looking
at illegal goat fetish porn.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
if you have crap to take care of, take
care of it.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
AKA playing dragon age?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
|
Armastas:
|
Goat on girl action.
|
Armastas:
|
And I'll choke myself, and dress up as
Batman.
|
Vereus:
|
brb fapping to eelgirl
|
Pandastar994:
|
You are weird people
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Don't look at me!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
*walks away from group of weird people*
|
Pandastar994:
|
Very odd and strange in your own
special way...
|
Vereus:
|
pandastar994: google image search
"rain silves"
|
Vereus:
|
you know you want to
|
CrazyMLC:
|
what was that again?
|
Armastas:
|
OH GOD I REALLY WANT TO!
|
Vereus:
|
armastas: do ittttt
|
Armastas:
|
MUST...STAY...STRONG
|
Pandastar994:
|
Umm ok why did you want me to see a
wolf thing?
|
Vereus:
|
« [coolface_hd.jpg]
= Invalid expression: [coolface_hd.jpg]. »
|
Vereus:
|
did you turn off safesearch
|
CrazyMLC:
|
thats your warning sign
|
Vereus:
|
it's the kind of thing you find if you
press the random button on ED enough
|
Armastas:
|
oh dear god, now I REALLY WANT TO
|
CrazyMLC:
|
furry porn I bet
|
Armastas:
|
What was that again?
|
Armastas:
|
OH GOD, FURRY PORN?!?!?
|
Vereus:
|
I call it a sickfuck singularity
|
Armastas:
|
STOP TEMPTING ME
|
Vereus:
|
did the game end or something
|
Pandastar994:
|
Oh my god! Looks like my old dog that
died. Ewwwww bad memories!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
waiting for hyper
|
Pandastar994:
|
Oh my god! Looks like my old dog that
died. Ewwwww bad memories!?
|
Armastas:
|
STOP TEMPTING ME
|
Armastas:
|
STOP TEMPTING ME
|
Armastas:
|
STOP TEMPTING ME
|
Armastas:
|
STOP TEMPTING ME
|
Armastas:
|
STOP TEMPTING ME
|
Armastas:
|
STOP TEMPTING ME
|
Vereus:
|
next, google "guro"
|
Armastas:
|
I KNOW what Guro is.
|
Armastas:
|
I've browsed Hentai sites enough to
learn that the hard way.
|
Vereus:
|
I know of all this shit because I
spend too much time on the internet
|
Vereus:
|
being the huge faggot that i am
|
Armastas:
|
Hrmm? What's a Yaoi? I really liked
this Yuri, so maybe...OH GOD MY EYES
|
Pandastar994:
|
thats pretty fu**** up stuff...
|
Armastas:
|
Don't look at that.
|
Armastas:
|
It's dismemberment and gore porn.
|
Armastas:
|
And all sorts of nasty shit.
|
Vereus:
|
the topic of discussion just became
sexual fetishes
|
Pandastar994:
|
Yes and its messed up stuff.
|
Vereus:
|
pandastar: search "yiff"
|
Vereus:
|
i'll stop bothering him now
|
Vereus:
|
he's paid his price. :'D
|
Armastas:
|
stop ruining his internet xD
|
Vereus:
|
voraphilia is pretty fucked up stuff
|
* Alenth rolls: 1d100 => 91
Pandastar994:
|
Wow i cant beleive i actually listened
to you all those times.
|
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 94
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 2
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 4
Armastas:
|
You mean eating people porn?
|
* Alenth rolls: 1d100 => 79
* Alenth rolls: 1d10 => 10
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d1000 => 743
* Alenth rolls: 1d100 => 87
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 38
* Alenth rolls: 1d100 => 5
* Vereus rolls: 1d1000 => 599
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 5
* Benpasko rolls: 1d1000 => 979
* Benpasko rolls: 1d1000 => 471
* Benpasko rolls: 1d1000 => 990
* Benpasko rolls: 1d1000 => 688
* Benpasko rolls: 1d1000 => 507
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d1000 => 528
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 3
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 9
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 1
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 10
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 9
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 6
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 4
Pandastar994:
|
Why did you roll?
|
Armastas:
|
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CREEPY PORN!
|
* Vereus rolls: 1d10+modifier => Invalid expression: 1d10+modifier.
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d1000 => 917
* Vereus rolls: 1d1000 => 510
* Vereus rolls: 1d1000 => 747
* Vereus rolls: 1d1000 => 668
* Vereus rolls: 1d1000 => 103
* Vereus rolls: 1d1000 => 181
Armastas:
|
Is it odd that I have a craving for
porn after out discussion?
|
Vereus:
|
lets talk about porn
|
Armastas:
|
I assumed we were?
|
Armastas:
|
Vore? Yiffing? Furries?
|
Pandastar994:
|
WE ALL LOSE!
|
Armastas:
|
You must look at some not-weird porn.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
sailors sailing to Marienburg
|
CrazyMLC:
|
what are you doing?
|
Pandastar994:
|
Sitting at the table playing this.
|
Armastas:
|
Don't get smart, bastard
|
Pandastar994:
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I geuss im sleeping
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CrazyMLC:
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eventually you wake up
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CrazyMLC:
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this is happening the day they left
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Pandastar994:
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Then ill leave towards the team
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CrazyMLC:
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what happened was
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Vereus:
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They're beached somewhere and you
don't know where they are
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Armastas:
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You don't know where we are.
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CrazyMLC:
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they took the boat
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CrazyMLC:
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waited for a day
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CrazyMLC:
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and started coming back
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Pandastar994:
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Then wats my options?
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CrazyMLC:
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you can decide that
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Pandastar994:
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WEll i have no ideas
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Armastas:
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Just no using knowledge your character
doesn't have.
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CrazyMLC:
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you have a whole 2 days to yourself
while they sail away/back
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CrazyMLC:
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you can investigate on where they went
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Pandastar994:
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Then ill get drunk and PARTY!
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CrazyMLC:
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you could talk to the lady that hired
you.
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Pandastar994:
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i like the party idea
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CrazyMLC:
|
you part for a day
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CrazyMLC:
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you get into some gambling
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Blue Demon has connected.
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d100 => 72
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 89
Blue Demon:
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what'd I miss
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CrazyMLC:
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you guys have started to sail back to
marienburg
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CrazyMLC:
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after having armastas tell some
sailors that Dietmar sold them the stolen ship
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CrazyMLC:
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panda, having been deserted, is taking
his actions.
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CrazyMLC:
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he decided to spend a day partying and
getting drunk
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CrazyMLC:
|
you lose, then you win, etc
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CrazyMLC:
|
in the end its a tie
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CrazyMLC:
|
you lose nor gain nothing
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Pandastar994:
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crap...MORE PARTYING!
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CrazyMLC:
|
ok, hyper, ben, 3pok
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* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 8
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 60
CrazyMLC:
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ben, you barely fail
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CrazyMLC:
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no degrees of failure
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You have disconnected.
Vereus has connected.
Benpasko has connected.
Paul has connected.
Benpasko:
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Sorry, power failure.
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Paul:
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this is characters name
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CrazyMLC:
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Paul Jakob = Alenth
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CrazyMLC:
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Halfling Messanger
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Benpasko:
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Did you say I failed my roll?
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CrazyMLC:
|
you failed by 3
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CrazyMLC:
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you have an ag of 25
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CrazyMLC:
|
sailing is an advanced skill
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Blue Demon has connected.
Benpasko:
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But i rolled 8, isn't that...lower
than 25?
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CrazyMLC:
|
so you shouldn't be able to attempt it
at all
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Blue Demon:
|
wow, that sucked.
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CrazyMLC:
|
so I'm letting you try at -20
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CrazyMLC:
|
you're doing decently well though
|
Blue Demon:
|
why is ben rolling with --20
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CrazyMLC:
|
this isn't black and white
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CrazyMLC:
|
you're in the grey zone
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Benpasko:
|
SAILING IS HARD FOR A SICK DWARF, YA
RAT BASTARD
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* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 33
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 97
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 75
CrazyMLC:
|
advere failed by 3 as well
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Blue Demon:
|
I will never forget you, mein hat...
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CrazyMLC:
|
you didn't do well enough
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Grim is still prancing around with his
hat on
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Benpasko:
|
I beat Blue for his hat, though.
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Blue Demon:
|
HATHEARST stays with me!
|
Benpasko:
|
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
|
Blue Demon:
|
ooooOOooOOOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo
|
CrazyMLC:
|
opposed dtr tests?
|
Benpasko:
|
He can keep his fuggin hat.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you and advere sail the ship
reasonably well
|
Benpasko:
|
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo
|
CrazyMLC:
|
its slow going though
|
Pandastar994 has connected.
CrazyMLC:
|
just doing some sailing
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they just finished sailing
|
Blue Demon:
|
If I didn't have my trusty knives, I
think I'd slit my wrists.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
what do you do?
|
Pandastar994:
|
OMG internet connection sucks
|
Vereus:
|
Why don't we just use an IRC
|
Pandastar994:
|
sorry internet zoned out
|
Vereus:
|
we don't actually use the maps
|
Vereus:
|
ben had a power out
|
CrazyMLC:
|
for combat purposes
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and I don't have a dice bot on hand
for irc
|
Benpasko:
|
Plus, this is nifty
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and various other reasons
|
Benpasko:
|
Also, I proggrammed in an easy
reference stats system for this.
|
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Grimgost:
|
I AM A VARIOUS OTHER REASON
|
CrazyMLC:
|
and the screen makes little annoying
sounds to alert you that someone just spoke
|
Benpasko:
|
I turned off the sounds
|
CrazyMLC:
|
meaning people don't just go afk
|
Benpasko:
|
I just watch its little startbar icon
|
Benpasko:
|
If this isn't fetish porn, I'm
panching you.
|
Benpasko:
|
Imperial Fists, and it ISN'T
Dominatrix fetish porn.
|
Blue Demon:
|
spaz mahreens
|
Blue Demon:
|
pawnch anyway
|
Pandastar994:
|
Ummm gather equipment and buy some
more needed stuff
|
Vereus:
|
You want depravity then?
|
Benpasko:
|
I loves me some depravity.
|
Benpasko:
|
Bonus points for Furry Guro
|
Blue Demon:
|
burns, doesn't it?
|
Benpasko:
|
Even joking about that shit hurts.
|
Benpasko:
|
I can take furry, but the guro...
|
Blue Demon:
|
Devil just knocked on my door, he's
got a handbasket for you
|
Benpasko:
|
I'M GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET???
|
Benpasko:
|
Oh god, I clicked the link
|
Benpasko:
|
*crosses himself*
|
Blue Demon:
|
i do not has a account
|
Benpasko:
|
Wait, that's not depraved
|
Benpasko:
|
That's not even hot.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
some needed equipment?
|
Benpasko:
|
Need me to show you how hentai works?
|
Benpasko:
|
I know of some shit that'll turn your
soul inside out.
|
Vereus:
|
i could link you to nightmare fuel
|
Blue Demon:
|
freaky porn contest?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I could just not click the link
|
CrazyMLC:
|
like i've been doing
|
Blue Demon:
|
and that's why MLC is the ultimate
winner here
|
CrazyMLC:
|
its why I'm the DM
|
Vereus:
|
rational thinking
|
Benpasko:
|
I watch a lot of hentai, but have
learned to dodge nightmare fuel.
|
Vereus:
|
anime porn isnt cool
|
Benpasko:
|
It doesn't get me off as fast as real
porn, but I enjoy it.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
Whats with you guys and porn?
|
* Benpasko shrugs
Vereus:
|
we're all depraved little freaks
|
Benpasko:
|
I'm a teenager?
|
Vereus:
|
hentai means pervert in japanese iirc
|
Blue Demon:
|
teenage as well
|
CrazyMLC:
|
panda is partying I guess
|
Benpasko:
|
Indeed it does, Vereus.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
in the middle of your party hardy-ing
|
CrazyMLC:
|
some guards waltz in
|
CrazyMLC:
|
They look at you
|
Benpasko:
|
IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS THE ONE-ARMED MAN!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"'ey, tha' bloke matches da
description!"
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"You're right! he does!"
|
Vereus:
|
there hasn't been one for ages
|
CrazyMLC:
|
They run towards you.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
I assume you're so drunk at this point
that you're just hanging around
|
Blue Demon:
|
gotta eat dinnar
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they handcuff you can take you to the
equivalent of the 'police station'
|
Blue Demon is disconnected.
Pandastar994:
|
I say it wasnt me i was drunk at the
inn. I geuss?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You party hardied more, right?
|
Vereus:
|
CAESUAL FRIDAY PARTHARD
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"'eah right, bloke, we gotch y'ur
description"
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"'ur the one tha stole the ship, eh?"
|
Pandastar994:
|
Nope it was a midget with a two foot
long staff that shot giant gods...
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"fine boat, eh?"
|
Pandastar994:
|
Just kidding
|
Pandastar994:
|
Nope it wasnt me
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Yeah right, we've heard that one
before."
|
Pandastar994:
|
IT was him! Points towards a guy that
looks like me.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"'ur going to be put in prison and
help there fur a trial, mate."
|
Pandastar994:
|
YOu mean held?
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"He doesn't have those alchemy tools!"
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"We also heard you might be in tha' in
right there"
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"We got a description from a bunch of
sailors who said they heard from a bunch of 4 people!"
|
Pandastar994:
|
Well they lied
|
Benpasko:
|
YOUR MOTHER LIED
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"They said you stole the boat an' sold
it to 'em."
|
Pandastar994:
|
Well i aint got no money so i couldnt
of sold it.
|
Benpasko:
|
You spent it all...PARTYING!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"Who knows? You could've stashed 'it"
|
Pandastar994:
|
It doesnt take that much to party
|
Pandastar994:
|
Where in my bedside table?
|
Benpasko:
|
Up your ass...Better do a cavity
search, boys.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
"But no matter, you'll be tried in the
court. innocent until proven guilty, eh?"
|
Pandastar994:
|
Well INNOCENT!
|
CrazyMLC:
|
They take you to a holding cell
|
CrazyMLC:
|
where they strip you naked and search
you for illegal devices, etc
|
CrazyMLC:
|
they redress you, taking away your
tools, bombs, acids, poisons, and other various weapons of death.
|
CrazyMLC:
|
you'll be there for a while
|
CrazyMLC:
|
You get within sight of Marienburg,
and we'll wrap there.
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