CrazyMLC: ok
dragonxp: make the bacground black
dragonxp: so there are boundries D
Blue Demon: your mansion has no computers
CrazyMLC: this all takes place in a laaaarge city
Blue Demon: ooh
CrazyMLC: in The Empire
dragonxp: WHERE DO I BUILD IT
Blue Demon: smashing guards' faces
Pandastar994: LARGE
dragonxp: Map 1
dragonxp: ?
CrazyMLC: no
Pandastar994: can we start soon?
CrazyMLC: too big
CrazyMLC: I dont even have a map
dragonxp: make one
CrazyMLC: We're starting!
dragonxp: i'll build the city
Benpasko: MLC, every map is infinite sized
dragonxp: that too
CrazyMLC: it'll take too long to load/make
Blue Demon: which map?
CrazyMLC: all you need is that
dragonxp: map m1
CrazyMLC: it is a large port town
dragonxp: i'll begin construction
CrazyMLC: called Marienburg
Benpasko: I have bubblewrap, be jealous
Blue Demon: the one with the tradesman?
Dietmar: Start i command you!!! or ill rip out your intestines and strangle you with them!!! and then dump you in a cardboard box and ship you to mexico to supply food!!!
CrazyMLC: OK
Dietmar: he he me funny...
CrazyMLC: WE START
Blue Demon: oops
CrazyMLC: everyone, shut up
Blue Demon: uh
Benpasko: NO
Blue Demon: I just realized
Blue Demon: one sec
Blue Demon is disconnected.
CrazyMLC: *anger*
Dietmar: Ok wat going on
Hyperkultra has connected.
Hyperkultra: just realized
Hyperkultra: I need this name
Dietmar: wat?
Hyperkultra: to control my guys
Hyperkultra: uh
Hyperkultra: fack
Dietmar: sorry bout that
Hyperkultra: know what
Hyperkultra: eff it
Hyperkultra is disconnected.
Dietmar: RAWR!!!! me Dino sent hear to eats your puny branes
Dietmar: !!!
Blue Demon has connected.
CrazyMLC: you're all in a port town
CrazyMLC: called marienburg
Benpasko: MLC, give hyper ownership of grimgost
Dietmar: im not im in grass feild
dragonxp: ok
dragonxp: go to map 1
dragonxp: contruction has began
Dietmar: now thers a mini swingin a sword...
Grimgost: Ahhh. Now THAT'S more like it!
CrazyMLC: lol
Grimgost: Now where'd I put me pint?
Dietmar: wats going on?
CrazyMLC: oi
CrazyMLC: guys
CrazyMLC: listen
Dietmar: Where am i?
CrazyMLC: port town
Grimgost: Listening.
CrazyMLC: you all get letters
CrazyMLC: from a certain lady
Dietmar: should i go to another map?
CrazyMLC: by the name of Selena Reiva
Benpasko: Suuuhhh-lutttt
CrazyMLC: no, you're fine panda
Grimgost: Aye, I have the letter
dragonxp: describe the building we are in
CrazyMLC: you're all in your respective inns
CrazyMLC: none of you know eachother
dragonxp: k
Benpasko: WHY CAN'T I IMPERSONATE ARMASTAS
CrazyMLC: lets start down in slphabetical order
Benpasko: IS THERE A DIFFERENT WAY TO CHANGE YOUR CHAT NAME!?!?!
Dietmar: im in an open feild with nothin but a mini...
Grimgost: no, MLC needs to give you ownership
CrazyMLC: just stay here
Dietmar: now theres tokens...
Benpasko: I have ownership
dragonxp: hey i was contructing marien burg
CrazyMLC: you're fine here
dragonxp: -.-
Dietmar: of...wat?
Benpasko: MLC, Dragon was building
Grimgost: maybe you are legless
CrazyMLC: just listen
dragonxp: i was
CrazyMLC: alphabetical order
Benpasko: Send hi back before I eat your family and all it stands for
CrazyMLC: Benpasko
CrazyMLC: ahem,
CrazyMLC: Armastas
CrazyMLC: You hear a knock on the door
dragonxp: hey
dragonxp: wtf
dragonxp: Advere comes before
dragonxp: Armastas
CrazyMLC: player name
Dietmar: stop interupting story me entertained
CrazyMLC:
dragonxp: ?
Benpasko: LEMME ROLL AN INTELLIGENCE CHECK TO DETERMINE IF I KNOW WHAT A DOOR IS
Blue Demon: PALM+FACE
dragonxp: oh wtf
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 43
CrazyMLC: X_X
dragonxp: lol
CrazyMLC: FAIL
dragonxp: ok fine
Benpasko: WHY NO I DO NOT
dragonxp: ben first
CrazyMLC: lol
CrazyMLC: armastas
CrazyMLC: what do you do?
Dietmar: hit it!!!
CrazyMLC: you hear "I'm here to bring you to lady Reiva"
CrazyMLC: fromt he other side of the door
Blue Demon: an intelligence check for knowledge of a door would never fly in a face 2 face game
Dietmar: wheres the map we playing on?
Benpasko: Club the lovecraftian horror that is the door
Blue Demon: map 1
CrazyMLC: Pandastar994: We aren't using a map right now.
Benpasko: Or, alternatively, open it
CrazyMLC: open it?
CrazyMLC: alright
Benpasko: I s'pose
CrazyMLC: on the other side you see a very thin man
Dietmar: ohhhhh...well i fail the intelligence checks
CrazyMLC: with black hair
Armastas: Sounds like an elf to me
CrazyMLC: nope
CrazyMLC: short
Dietmar: BREAK HIM LIKE A TWIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blue Demon: HAMMER
Armastas: ...damn
Blue Demon: oh wait
CrazyMLC: hes a human
Blue Demon: not DF
Blue Demon: we hate gobbos here
Dietmar: sooo he does wat?
Armastas: nope, I hate elves
Grimgost: HAMMER 'IM ANYWAY!
CrazyMLC: he says 'come along, I'll take you to her'
Dietmar: yay!!!
dragonxp: wait
dragonxp: how many people are there
dragonxp: 5 right?
Dietmar: 69
Armastas: Who is the her, laddie, and why should I trust ye rather than gut ye and mount yer head on me wall?
CrazyMLC: hm... servant token....
Armastas: LAMIA
dragonxp: YEAH
dragonxp: use lamia for god sakes
Grimgost: You shouldn't. Get on wit' the guttin'.
servant: well, I'm her servant...
Grimgost: Oh, so you acted in Twilight?
servant: And if you want to be paid, you'll follow me.
servant: So come along.
Dietmar: Following...
Armastas: Why not just kill both you and her, and take yer money?
servant: Yes, the same thing happens to all of you.
Dietmar: cause of the loot on the trip...
Grimgost: ...
Grimgost: Good answer.
Dietmar: and maby a child on the way soon(ha ha)
servant: And like I was saying
servant: the police would be hot on your trail
servant: murderers are not treated well.
servant: and, for one thing, you wont be able to kill her if you don't follow me.
Armastas: ...
servant: So, please, come along.
Armastas: I see yer point. I'll come along, pray I dinnae change mah mind.
servant: *lady reiva and the people she hires. sheesh.*
Dietmar: so then lets go
Armastas: Ah heard that, whelp.
servant: what?
servant: Nothing.
Dietmar: so wait theres not going to be a map?
Armastas: ...
servant: no.
CrazyMLC: not until combat commences
Armastas: ((Use this for OOC chat))
Dietmar: YES A MAP!!!!!
CrazyMLC: NOOOO!
CrazyMLC: too lazy
Dietmar: sorry for interupting
Armastas: ((MLC, ya lazy fucker))
CrazyMLC: haha
CrazyMLC: now
Grimgost: ((Weak.))
Dietmar: so all were going to do is talk
CrazyMLC: you all arrive in a meeting area
Armastas: ((shhh
Armastas: ))
CrazyMLC: and you have 5 minutes to talk with each other
Grimgost: ((Talk and eat elf meat.))
Dietmar: talking and eating tiny people
Armastas: ((That's an action, not an ooc chat))
servant: Lady Reiva will be with you soon.
CrazyMLC: he leaves the room.
Grimgost: ((is everyone else there too))
Cobblestone3_dgw-a: This town is quiet nice plain of grass.
Grimgost: XD
Grimgost: TALKING GROUND!
Grimgost: *HAMMER*
CrazyMLC: the ground explodes
Armastas: *Alo hammer*
CrazyMLC: the ground explodes again
Armastas: *Also hammer*
Grimgost: ((I thought you had an Axe.))
dragonxp: he changed it
servant: What are you all doing in here?
Armastas: ((Nope, Ulric sounded pretty kick-ass))
servant: Please don't break anything.
Armastas: ((I have a great flail))
CrazyMLC: he leaves again
Armastas: Ah'll break what ah want.
Armastas: *smash the ground again*
CrazyMLC: He enters
Armastas: ((Lawl, we're a bunch of mutes and retards))
servant: smash the ground again and I'll be forced to escort you off of the premises.
Grimgost: Is everyone already there?
CrazyMLC: everyone is there, yes
Armastas: Oohhh, escort meh off the premises! Ah be shakin in me britches!
CrazyMLC: you're all supposed to be talking right now, not smashing floors. XD
Grimgost: Stop smashing the ground, ya hick.
Armastas: ((The floors fucking deserve it))
Armastas: ((They looked at me funny))
Grimgost: What, were ya raised inna barn?
CrazyMLC: the area you were smashing has a rather nice rug on it
CrazyMLC: it now looks rather... broken
Armastas: ((Hah, suck it rug!))
Grimgost: A very nice Ikean rug.
Armastas: ((Armastas-1 Furniture- 0))
Grimgost: Mine's bigger.
Armastas: Ah gotta keep mah smashin arm strong
Armastas: ((MLC, for clarification, whose weapon is bigger?))
Grimgost: And I can strangle you with my BEARD.
Grimgost: 3POK?
Blue Demon: You back yet?
Armastas: 3POK still hasn't shown.
Blue Demon: bah
Blue Demon: is everyone else still here?
Blue Demon: ROLL CALL
Blue Demon: Here.
Armastas: ...I'm not
Blue Demon: 2 people?
Blue Demon: weak
Blue Demon: Dragon, it's lookin nioce
Blue Demon: nice*
CrazyMLC: a woman walks in
Armastas: ((Zoom way out on the Main Storage Map))
Selena Reiva: Hello.
Armastas: Hello, lassie
Grimgost: Ello there.
Selena Reiva: My name is Selena.
Grimgost: I assumed.
Selena Reiva: Please, come into my office.
Grimgost: You sent us the letters and brought us here.
Armastas: Wait, ah'm not finished smashin yer floor
Selena Reiva: Heh, yes, I suppose I did.
Selena Reiva: The floor?
Selena Reiva: Ah!
Grimgost: *grab by hammer and pull him into office.
Selena Reiva: That rug!
dragonxp: crazy
Grimgost: Cmon, ya idjit.
Selena Reiva: It was a priceless family heirloom!
Armastas: *giggle*
dragonxp: you coudl atelast bas ethis in the towni built
dragonxp: in map 1
Armastas: Well, it was rather poorly constructed.
Selena Reiva: *sigh*
Selena Reiva: I can always get it repaired.
Armastas: It gave with a single swing o me hammer
Selena Reiva: It is rather old, you know.
Grimgost: Shuddup and get in the office already.
Dietmar: okay im back
Armastas: ((She's not pissed off enough, she's up to something. Attack))
Dietmar: wats happening now?
Advere: Where did you go in the first place.
Grimgost: Ulric, your an idiot.
Armastas: Ulric is a god, ye fool
CrazyMLC: As you look at her, you realize she is very beautiful.
Advere: Suuuuure.
CrazyMLC: lol
Dietmar: RAPE!!!
Advere: why nto sue soemthing better
Armastas: Yer blasphemy is very...how ya say...indicative of yer stupidity.
Grimgost: ((Giggity.))
Advere: liek this
Armastas: ((LEMME ROLL MY RAPE CHECK!))
Advere: the person under grimgost
CrazyMLC: As you walk into her office you pass a few guards
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 23
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d100 => 74
Armastas: ((I succeed!))
Dietmar: PASS!!!
Grimgost: ((Spoken as in "God, your an idiot.))
Dietmar: i think...
Armastas: ((I get away with rape!))
CrazyMLC: lol
Dietmar: I do help!!!
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 17
CrazyMLC: she screams!
Armastas: ((Ewww, fuck off))
CrazyMLC: guards run in!
Grimgost: I get one bettar
Armastas: sshhiittttt
Advere: *grabs Armastas* Wtf you doin
CrazyMLC: THEY KEEL YOU!
Dietmar: NO ITS MINE!!!
Grimgost: LEG IT CHECK
Dietmar: STeal her and run!!!
CrazyMLC: okok
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 41
Grimgost: FFFFFFF
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 8
Grimgost: I'LL FIGHT EM OFF
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d100 => 86
CrazyMLC: lol guys
Advere: omfg guys
Dietmar: I got 69 with her
CrazyMLC: ok, wait
Dietmar: Just kidding
CrazyMLC: you're in her office
CrazyMLC: please, no rape.
CrazyMLC:
Blue Demon: aww
CrazyMLC: awww
Armastas: Dietmar, you're bad at raping and being awesome like mahself
CrazyMLC: yeah
Blue Demon: oh snaps
Advere: *Stands and talks valiantly against guards*
Blue Demon: she's hot.
Dietmar: darn i was looking forward to that(jk)
Blue Demon: wait
Advere: no really
Dietmar: no she not
Blue Demon: thats not her
Advere: don;t you have a better toekn crazy?
Selena Reiva: What are you all murmuring about?
Advere: may i suggest these?
Grimgost: wait, the question mark is a token?
Armastas: We're murmurin aboot hypothetical rape.
Dietmar: still...UGLY
CrazyMLC: those are good
CrazyMLC: just a second
Armastas: Dun mind us.
Grimgost: XD
Advere: hbere i give armastas the red haird one
Armastas: ((That's not a joke, I actually said that.))
Advere: sorry
Dietmar: sorry wat i miss?
Advere: i never put up these tokens yet
Advere: xD
Armastas: ((okay, can we proceed? This is amusing))
Dietmar: Who touched me!!?!?!
Advere: Diet got seduced
Dietmar: BY AN UGLY *****!!!
Dietmar: DARN!!! im still virgin!!! CLaimed it!!
CrazyMLC: ok
Armastas: ...
Advere: wait wait wait, how old are you?
Dietmar: wait she magic so i veto those
Dietmar: me?
Armastas: Go fuck yerself, dietmar.
Blue Demon is disconnected.
Dietmar: Wow...youd like that wouldnt you FAG
Dietmar: Just kidding
Armastas: Although, I doubt ye could, given yer mental capacity, you'd end up hurtin yerself.
Selena Reiva: What are you all murmuring about?
Dietmar: why you gonna go and say that
Selena Reiva: Please, please, sit down.
Armastas: HYPOTHETICAL RAPE AND SELF-FUCKING
Blue Demon has connected.
Dietmar: YES!!!
CrazyMLC: She gestures to some chairs
Armastas: hrmm
3POK: goddamnit
* Benpasko rolls: 1d10 => 7
3POK: i must pay attention
Dietmar: why the chairs and not her?
3POK: but
3POK: fuck it
Selena Reiva: Now.
3POK is disconnected.
Dietmar: HA HA!!!!!!
Armastas: Okay, yer chairs get ta live.
Selena Reiva: Please
Dietmar: sorry will zip it...
Armastas: *sit down*
Selena Reiva: now then
Dietmar: *fell off the chair*
Selena Reiva: oop!
Grimgost: *sits*
Dietmar: *stays on the ground*
Armastas: *hammer Dietmar*
Selena Reiva: Are you all right?
Armastas: No he ain't.
Grimgost: Pansy.
Dietmar: *playing mah moves*
Grimgost: Get back up and siddown.
Selena Reiva: Guards! Please help this man back into his chair.
Grimgost: *kicks*
Armastas: Never has been, an I ain't talkin bout injuries from hammers or chairs
Advere: Diet cannot say something without getting his arse kicked *Shakes head*
Dietmar: *ha ha i gots the attention*
Grimgost: ((KICK ROLL))
CrazyMLC: the guards walk in and sit dietmar down on his chair
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 14
Grimgost: dang
Dietmar: DONT MAN HANDLE ME!!! let her do it...
Armastas: ((Seriously. I will fucking end you. I get to be the center of attention >:[))
Advere: *Glares at Dietmar willing him to shutup*
Armastas: Dun't do it, lass.
Grimgost: *Smacks both over the heads*
Dietmar: god this has a lot of jokes in it...
Grimgost: Behave, you idiots.
guard: She knows what you're up to, lad.
guard: best to just sit down.
Armastas: He's a...how to say...convicted sex and or war criminal...
Dietmar: ok...*sits and doesnt fall*
guard: ever since her husband died shes...
Armastas: Gettin within five feet o him'd be ill-advised.
Advere: DO as the guard says DIet, otherwise, you'll leave this place by having Grim and Armastas kicking it out
guard: well.
Selena Reiva: now then
Selena Reiva: Move along, guard
Grimgost: Dun listen to either of them, they're idiots.
Grimgost: Now then.
Armastas: (nice rack)
Grimgost: You called us here for a reason.
Advere: This is coming from a Dwarf who has lower Intelligence then me.
Dietmar: OMG LOOK IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE CLERIC!!!! IT LOOKS LIKE A ******!!!! WOW i gots problems...
Armastas: (hah)
Selena Reiva: Yes, you were.
Armastas: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Dietmar: ok...
Advere: *sighs*
Selena Reiva: I wanted you all to do some investigating for me.
Advere: got it lady
Dietmar: I WILL!!!
Selena Reiva: There have been issues as of late.
Selena Reiva: perhaps you haven't heard?
Grimgost: No?
Armastas: ((The retarded pervert requires subtlety, not just blantent jokes at every turn))
Advere: COuld you get to the point?
Selena Reiva: Well
Selena Reiva: Let me explain
Advere: *more sighs*
Dietmar: not meant to be perverted
Selena Reiva: This boy appeared in front of a crowd of people
Advere: DIet shush
Selena Reiva: with mutants!
Dietmar: fine
Selena Reiva: mutants surrounding him
Grimgost: Whut?!
Selena Reiva: he had a hammer in his grasp
Armastas: Dun worry, ah'm an experienced killer. Little boys're no threat, lady.
Advere: No..
Dietmar: EGAD!!!!
Armastas: ((dibs on the hammer))
Selena Reiva: and the mark of a twin tailed comet on his chest
Dietmar: so???
Advere: aaaaaaaaaaaannd?
Selena Reiva: the crowd saw him slew his attackers
Armastas: Shut yer mouth!
Selena Reiva: with this hammer
Grimgost: Uh
Armastas: *punches Dietmar. Hard.*
Selena Reiva: just like sigmar himself
Selena Reiva: Sigmar!
Grimgost: That's unusual...
Dietmar: no...i ask questions if i want to....
Armastas: Woman, Ulric be the lord o hammers.\
Selena Reiva: They proclaimed him Sigmar reborn.
Advere: Uh, wait a sec..
Dietmar: no i be the lord(HA HA!!!)
Selena Reiva: With the mark of the twin tailed comet, the mark of sigmar
Advere: You hired Dwarves to INVESTIGATE?
Selena Reiva: and the hammer
Selena Reiva: just like sigmar
Armastas: ((Seriously. Lemme roll my attack for that punch on Dietmar))
Grimgost: Advere has a point...
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 26
Armastas: ((I hit.))
Selena Reiva: hit
* Benpasko rolls: 1d10+modifier => 5 + 4 = 9
Selena Reiva: You hit him?
Advere: *watches has Diet and Armastas Squable
Armastas: ((no, wait))
Advere: Seriously lady
Armastas: ((I want to roll 1d4 for damage))
Selena Reiva: Calm down!
* Benpasko rolls: 1d4 => 1
Selena Reiva: Let me explain
Advere: Dwarves aren't for investigating
Armastas: ((Dietmar takes 0 damage))
Advere: they are for bashing things senseless
Armastas: ((But is severely annoyed))
Grimgost: very true.
Dietmar: wait what happened now?
Selena Reiva: So, the crowds took this boy to the temple of sigmar
Armastas: Aye, but she mentioned a nice hammer.
Dietmar: i was getting ice cream...
Advere: Diet
Armastas: Which has mah interest.
Advere: Sit outside
Selena Reiva: Where the priest said he was Sigmar reborn!
Selena Reiva: So now, there is this huge group of people
Advere: *Sighs Impatiently*
Selena Reiva: travelling with the boy
Armastas: Killin a few wee beasties wit a hammer doesn't make ye a god.
Advere: hes like 10
Grimgost: So, what do you want us to investigate?
Selena Reiva: to the capital of the Empire to have him recognized as Sigmar
Advere: you ran from ninjas
Armastas: FUCK YOU
Advere: when you were 10
Selena Reiva: to be made king once more!
Advere: Ninjas Mutants
Armastas: Ah'll stop his ascension ta kinghood.
Selena Reiva: But there have been doubts.
Armastas: Dun worry.
Advere: Ninjas are lower then Mutants
Advere: DOubts like this dwarf here
Selena Reiva: I want you all to investigate the boy.
Advere: seriosly
Dietmar: so now they even since they both
Selena Reiva: Where did he come from?
Selena Reiva: Why is he here?
Advere: Dwarves for investigating?
Selena Reiva: Is he really Sigmar reborn?
Advere: They are most likely destroy the boy
Selena Reiva: Well
Grimgost: More likely for muscle.
Armastas: ((lol, mlc is ignoring us at this point))
Selena Reiva: You dwarves will provide the muscle!
Armastas: Wow, called that shit.
Advere: The Muscle?
Selena Reiva: But I'm sure you can do some investigating, hm?
Dietmar: and the people in ta vents
Advere: Where does muscle come in
Armastas: Nay.
Grimgost: Barfights.
Advere: Ehh
Advere: guess your right
Selena Reiva: At the very least I am sure you can follow around Advere and Dietmar here.
Advere: questioning strangers can get ugly
Grimgost: Where else to gather info than Bars?
Advere: DIetmar?
Dietmar: dont follow me ill get u lost
Advere: He can't find his way around his hand
Grimgost: ((Where's 3POK?))
Selena Reiva: Hahaha, Advere then.
Armastas: I dunnae like investigating, and Grimgost here doesn't have enough brains ta spoil his pants.
Selena Reiva: Oh, yes, Vereus...
Advere: *sighs*
Grimgost: I have enough hammer to spoil your FACE!
Selena Reiva: you have not spoken yet
Dietmar: me?
Advere: no
Selena Reiva: are you willing you go and investigate?
Advere: you have said enough
Armastas: ((No, 3POK))
Advere: DIet
CrazyMLC: Vereus nods.
Dietmar: YES I AM!!!!!!!!!!
Selena Reiva: Good.
Armastas: Ah may go, but ah better get paid fer this.
Selena Reiva: Now, you all will be payed handsomely.
Armastas: Ah, there it is.
Advere: Diet doesna understand english
Grimgost: LET'S MAKE A SUICIDE PACT!
Armastas: Ermm...fuck no?
Grimgost: oops.
CrazyMLC: lol guys
Grimgost: that was my music
Grimgost: sorry
CrazyMLC: come on
Dietmar: No habla espanol
Advere: Can we atleast
Advere: NOT
Dietmar: or englisk
Advere: be in
Advere: a
Selena Reiva: Now, you'll all be payed 150 gold gcrowns.
Advere: stupid plain of grass
Selena Reiva: A grand sum.
Advere: er thanks lady
Dietmar: now or after its done
Grimgost: ((go to map1 it has a nice town
Advere: No duh
Advere: it was made by me
Selena Reiva: Are you up to the task?
Grimgost: ((BRB))
dragonxp: hey
dragonxp: Crazy senbd that shit to background
Dietmar: switch maps?
Armastas: Lady, ye may not know this, but I'm an important person. Ah get paid that much fer birthday parties and lectures.
Armastas: Ah expect much more fer actual work
Dietmar: and to play with cute puppies*ha ha*
Selena Reiva: 150 gold crowns for birthdays?
Armastas: Aye
Selena Reiva: Hysterical!
Armastas: ((I'm a badass killing machine, and everyone has to know that.))
Selena Reiva: 150 gold crowns is enough to but full chain armor.
Grimgost: ((My stats are better.))
CrazyMLC: buy*
Dietmar: so do u have an infection on ur anus?
Armastas: Ah'm wearing 6 sets o that right now.
Grimgost: ((So there))
Selena Reiva: No, I see nothing but a leather jerkin.
Armastas: They're made o special metal, that only fools cannae see
Grimgost: You lack even pants.
Selena Reiva: In fact, you're a Troll Slayer, are you not?
Selena Reiva: you don't wear armor.
Dietmar: i have pants on!!!
Selena Reiva: nothing but the clothes on your back.
Armastas: Ah also dunnae wear clothes. Care to come see?
Grimgost: Not his backSIDE
Dietmar: no
* Selena Reiva shivers
dragonxp: CRazy
Armastas: ((SHUT UP, I HAD NOTHIN))
Selena Reiva: Ahem.
dragonxp: seriosly
dragonxp: the map
dragonxp: in map1
Selena Reiva: Are you all up to the task?
dragonxp: has to be bacground
Dietmar: so wat do?
Armastas: ((LOL SHIVERS OF ECSTASY))
Grimgost: I'll do it
Dietmar: Yes
Grimgost: It's a dine price
Selena Reiva: I want you to investigate this boy
Selena Reiva: who was said to be sigmar reborn
Dietmar: im not a petifile though
Grimgost: ((WHY DOES MY ICON DISAPPEAR BUT NO ONE ELSES?
dragonxp: Where teh fuck do we investigate
Armastas: ((Dietmar, yer a tard))
dragonxp: alll i see is grass
Selena Reiva: in this town
Selena Reiva: where it happened
dragonxp: yeah what town lady?
Armastas: ((PEDOPHILE!!! IT'S FUCKING SPELLED PEDOPHILE!!!!))
dragonxp: i see grasss.
Grimgost: Marienburg
Selena Reiva: many people will know what happened.
Grimgost: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Selena Reiva: This is Marienburg, is it now?
Grimgost: WHERE IS MY ICON
Advere: ALL I SEE IS GRASS EVERYWHERE
Dietmar: so i spelled it petifile get over it
Grimgost: T_T
Armastas: ((I ROLL A HARD-ON CHECK!))
Dietmar: Same here
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 39
Advere: Diet
Armastas: ((SUCCESS!!!))
Dietmar: yes
Advere: there is no way you could spell the word A.
Dietmar: A
Advere: wrong
Grimgost: It's a christmas miracle
Dietmar: ther i did it
Advere: its a
Armastas: ((I now have an obvious hard-on))
Advere: not A
Dietmar: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Advere:
Dietmar: alphabet done
Advere: can;t do it backwards can ye?
Dietmar: i is smart
Dietmar: no
Dietmar: yes
Advere: wtf is i is smart
Grimgost: STORY, GO
Dietmar: sorta
Advere: it is I am SMart
Grimgost: sdfh
Dietmar: its i are smart
Advere: get it right old man
Selena Reiva: So, I'll see you tomorrow night.
Advere: wtf
Advere: i are smart?
Selena Reiva: good luck investigating.
Grimgost: Yea.
Armastas: ((MLC, does she see and totally want my new hard-on??))
Advere: where is your brains?
Advere: in your cock?
Dietmar: OLD MAN!!!!! im not old im cenile!!!
CrazyMLC: Shes not up for any shit
Dietmar: in my head(not that you sicko)
Armastas: ((Pfftt))
Grimgost: ((SHOT DOWN))
Armastas: ((She totally wants me))
Dietmar: to die
Dietmar: violently
Selena Reiva: Stop making mastribation motions in my directions, if you please.
Dietmar: by falling off a cliff
Grimgost: I think I see a rotund woman eyeing you Armastas.
Armastas: I dunnae think ah will
Selena Reiva: Now, leave.
Dietmar: no i stay
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 53
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 21
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d100 => 88
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d100 => 92
Grimgost: HAMMER FACE
Grimgost: Dietar
Grimgost: is out cold
Selena Reiva: Guards! Please escort these fine men off of the premises.
Dietmar: HAMMER UR MOM!!!!!!*not nasty*
Grimgost: Let's go ya idiots.
Armastas: I wouldn't but that guard doesn't look like he enjoys my prescence
Armastas: *Leave*
Grimgost: *Drag Dietar out.
Dietmar: *leaves*
guard: Alright men, lets go.
Dietmar: ill drag myself
Armastas: *But first, make more jacking-off motions at her*
Dietmar: *drags self out*
guard: Outside, outside.
guard: No harassing Lady Reiva.
Armastas: Ah'm goin, ah'm goin.
Grimgost: Why did I have to fail the HAMMER2FACE check?
* Selena Reiva shudders.
Dietmar: i didnt i annoyed
Armastas: And I'll harass whoever ah damn well please.
CrazyMLC: You're outside
Advere: *Grabs Armastas*
Grimgost: Hawt
CrazyMLC: It is dark outside, as it is night.
Dietmar: *grabs the wall*
Armastas: *doesn't get grabbed*
Grimgost: *Grabs self*
Dietmar: *sicko*
Advere: Cut's a nick in Armasta's Ear*
Armastas: ((By the end of this adventure, I hope to seduce at lest 3 women. Hot ones))
Armastas: *Doesn't get his ear cut*
CrazyMLC: Good luck.
Advere: All you get are haggy old beggers
Dietmar: *grabs guard and snaps his neck and hits armasta with the body*
Dietmar: OWNED!!!!
Advere: Diet
CrazyMLC: You have a much better chance of finding a willing hooker
Grimgost: XDDD
Advere: You aren;t smart enough to snap a neck
Dietmar: Ouch.....
Armastas: *Summons an invisible pink unicorn to eat Dietmar*
CrazyMLC: than actually getting a girl to like you.
Armastas: FUCK YOU, MLC!
Dietmar: *OMG RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!1*
CrazyMLC: lol
Armastas: I AM A PIECE OF SEX!
Grimgost: To the Red Light district!!!
Grimgost:
CrazyMLC: lowest fel in the party
Advere: Dwraves aren;t jsut reasonable.
Dietmar: *that noone wants*
Grimgost: faaaail.
Advere: Diet is just to idiotic
CrazyMLC: So, you all go to sleep, yes?
Advere: Sleep?
Advere: What sleep
CrazyMLC: lol
Advere: ROgues don;t sleep
Armastas: At least ah've got me witty banter
Dietmar: no i faint
CrazyMLC: its midnights
Grimgost: yeah
Grimgost: sleeptimes
Advere: Screw that
Dietmar: not in the same room
CrazyMLC: literaly?
Armastas: ((Dietmar has the highest Int))
Advere: i go to a nearby bar and haggle the prices to insanly low
Advere: and take Armastas with me
CrazyMLC: You already have. XD
Armastas: Aye!
Dietmar: YES!!!
Advere: And we drink till morning
Dietmar: GAy
CrazyMLC: Advere haggles for all of you?
Grimgost: I want my own room.
Advere: ANd i haggle the prices for diet to maximum
Dietmar: thats gay why would u bring a guy with u?
Armastas: Ah'll go, and haggle and drink, and get in the britches o every well-proportioned lass there!
Advere: he pays 50 gc per whisky
CrazyMLC: the prices are barely noticable anyway
Grimgost: Why would you be so homophobic?
Armastas: FUCK YOU
Advere: me and everyone else
CrazyMLC: So, you sleep.
Advere: pays a shilling
CrazyMLC: You wake.
Armastas: Ah'm not payin shit
Dietmar: me neither
Advere: dude
CrazyMLC: dont worry about it
Advere: It's good
Armastas: Besides, ah brought my own ale
Dietmar: Me keep mah money
Advere: Diet doesn;t derserve his share
Armastas: *swigs from the bottle of booze he was carrying the whole time))
Dietmar: I do too
Advere: He probably gunna get lost within the first day.
Armastas: *swigs from the bottle of booze he was carrying the whole time*
Advere: OK
Advere: I use serach
Dietmar: Ok we get it yah drunk midget
Grimgost: G'night ya retards.
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 35
Armastas: ((Troll slayers get a free bottle of booze))
Advere: i fidn
Advere: some evidence
Armastas: I SEARCH FOR TRAPS
Dietmar: which isnt u
Advere: what ever it is
Grimgost: ((I go up to my room, and go to sleep))
Dietmar: me too but not the same room.
Advere: ok
Advere: befor ei go to bed
Advere: i sue gossip
Advere: use*
CrazyMLC: ok
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 3
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 22
CrazyMLC: for what?
Armastas: *I go to my room, and sleep. While sleeping, I dream of naked Selena Reiva*
Advere: THE
Dietmar: to gossip
Advere: SHIT
Advere: WE
Advere: ARE
Advere: INVESTIGATING
CrazyMLC: brilliant
Armastas: *I go to my room, and sleep. While sleeping, I dream of naked Selena Reiva*
Dietmar: which will never happen to u armastas
Advere: SO i gossip to a staranger about the boy
CrazyMLC: what was your roll?
Armastas: ((In case ya didn't hear))
Advere: 22
Advere: out of 65
Advere: -.-
Advere: so it was good
CrazyMLC: out of 65?
CrazyMLC: wow
Advere: has to be lwoer then 65
CrazyMLC: 4 degrees of success
Advere: says on mah sheet
Grimgost: eh
Advere: 75 with criminals
Advere: lol
CrazyMLC: yep
CrazyMLC: thats right
CrazyMLC: 8
Advere: OK CRAZY
CrazyMLC: 10?
CrazyMLC: wow
Advere: WTF DID I FIND
CrazyMLC: nice
Armastas: ((Do I count? I'm a sex criminal!))
Dietmar: me confused
CrazyMLC: ok
Dietmar: im a smooth criminal
Advere: Diet, you would be confused by a kindergarten's story book
man: Hello?
Armastas: ((I slept with 7 hot girls at once in public.))
man: What is it.
Armastas: ((And was arrested and registered as a sex criminal))
man: Trying to get to an inn.
Advere: Have you heard about the by with mmutants?
Grimgost: ((Good for you))
Advere: boy*
man: the boy?
man: Ahhh
man: yes
man: the boy
man: He was raised in a shallyan orphanage, you know.
Advere: As i recall he had a twin tailed comet
Grimgost: ((I smell woodsmoke.))
Advere: insigan on hsi chest
Dietmar: i smell a fart
Advere: his*
man: The sisters planned to hide him until he became a man
Armastas: FUCK, IT'S THAT PSSED OFF LUMBERJACK FROM A WHILE AGO!
Advere: Why?
man: but servants of chaos kidnapped him
Armastas: I THOUGHT I KILLED HIM!
Advere: *Glares at Diet and Armastas*
man: and planned to murder him!
Dietmar: *glares back*
Armastas: ((Dragon, you don't get that joke))
Armastas: ((Only MLC would get it))
man: Thats when the boy escaped fomr the grasp of the mutants and slew them!
Grimgost: SHADDAP!
man: Right before everyone's eyes!
Armastas: ((Only MLC would get it))
Armastas: ((Only MLC would get it))
Armastas: ((Only MLC would get it))
Armastas: ((Only MLC would get it))
Armastas: ((Only MLC would get it))
Grimgost: *Slams hammer through the fourth wall
Dietmar: not mine...
man: It was a marvelous sight.
Dietmar: not raelly
Armastas: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Dietmar: *really
Advere: *Uses hilt of dagger to pound Armasta's mouth shut
Dietmar: not to u
man: Thank you, I have to go now.
Advere: wait
man: I plan to follow the crusade!
Armastas: DAMMIT DIETMAR, YOU ARE NEITHER SMART NOR WITTY!
Dietmar: u were totally useless
Advere: Is it true man?
Dietmar: like your mom!!!
CrazyMLC: he walks off
Advere: is he sigmar reborn?
Armastas: ...
Advere: shiznatch
Advere: stupid infidels
Dietmar: nizbatch
Advere: Why did that woman hire dwarves
CrazyMLC: Before he walks off, actually
Advere: But whats worst that she somehow found the most annoying man in the entire cit
Grimgost: I dun see why we need more than one dwarf.
Advere: city*
Grimgost: I mean.
CrazyMLC: Well, no
Grimgost: We're dwarves.
Armastas: ((Hells yes, my token is a badass seductive motherfuck))
CrazyMLC: make an intelligence check
CrazyMLC: 1d100
CrazyMLC: advere
Armastas: *raperaperape*
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 26
Dietmar: NO!!!!
Armastas: BUGGER OFF
Dietmar: Run!!! ull be suicidal afterwards!!!
CrazyMLC: two degrees
Advere: Of course
Armastas: Dietmar does not amuse me
CrazyMLC: You figure that if he was raised in an orphanage, perhaps they would know more?
Dietmar: And neithe did ur mom!!!!
Advere: DIetmar has got to be the least ausing man in all of the empire
CrazyMLC: At least more than some stranger off of the streets.
Dietmar: Well its fun to....
Advere: Stalks off to the orphanae
Advere: nage*
Dietmar: orphanage
Grimgost: ((What time is it in game?
CrazyMLC: you cant find it...
Dietmar: 8:00
CrazyMLC: Midnight
Advere: Wtf
CrazyMLC: no, 9
Grimgost: Still?
Advere: i use search
CrazyMLC: 9:00
Grimgost: oh ok
Dietmar: its exactly 69:00
Advere: I USE SEARCH
CrazyMLC: You wouldn't use search for that sort of thing
Grimgost: It's too early for sleeps.
Armastas: I SEARCH FOR TRAPS!
Dietmar: Can we use map now?
Advere: oh comeon
CrazyMLC: search is for searching a room
CrazyMLC: well, make me a search test.
Dietmar: well can we use a map?
Grimgost: Ask someone where the orphanage is
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 36
Armastas: I suceed
Armastas: lol
Armastas: I rolled a 36
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 49
Armastas: and have 36 int
CrazyMLC: dead on
Grimgost: dang
CrazyMLC: nice
Advere: Grimgost makes such more sense.
Armastas: I find traps, I assume
Dietmar: its over there past there under that above the chinese dude...
CrazyMLC: you barely find it
Advere: Charm a nearby maiden to tell me where orphanage is
CrazyMLC: but it seems to be closed
Dietmar: ME CHINESE!!!!
Advere: nvm
Dietmar: Me want map!
Armastas: I wasn't searchin for any bastard, I was searchin fer traps
Advere: i use PickLock
Dietmar: map?
CrazyMLC: Aye. Roll it.
Armastas: SHUT UP DIETMAR
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 5
Advere: AHHAHAHA
CrazyMLC: success
Grimgost: THE LOCK EXPLODES
CrazyMLC: the gate is open
Dietmar: map? answer and ill shut up
Advere: out of 50 to
Grimgost: SILENTLY
Advere: i sue silent walk
Advere: walk*
CrazyMLC: 2 1d100
Grimgost: I'll wait outside and keep people away
Armastas: Mind if I kick dietmar? He's not contributin anything punching yourself in the balls repeatedly wouldn't accomplish.
Advere: WHile tellign others to stay outside
Armastas: xD
Grimgost: Official Dwarven business
CrazyMLC: concealment and silent move
* dragonxp rolls: 2d100 => 158
Advere: oh
Advere: infdivdualy
Advere: k
Dietmar: OMG bored
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 16
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 90
Advere: fudge
CrazyMLC: you move silently
Armastas: ((Seriously, Panda, I will give your ass the boot.))
CrazyMLC: but you are very obvious
Dietmar: wats with our stats if we aint usin them?
Advere: ok
CrazyMLC: ok
Advere: i go to sister's room
CrazyMLC: so you're inside
CrazyMLC: alright....
CrazyMLC: her bedroom?
Advere: yes
Advere: lol
CrazyMLC: crap
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 89
CrazyMLC: well
Advere: just realized the potential for rape
Advere: lol
Dietmar: taking break...call if neede
Dietmar: d
Armastas: GO THROUGH HER DRAWERS, AND BRING ME...HER DRAWERS!
Grimgost: OFFICIAL DWARVEN BUSINESS SIR, SURELY NO THIEVES IN THERE.
Advere: lol
CrazyMLC: she's lying on her bed
Grimgost: ...
CrazyMLC: in her nun-like clothes
Dietmar: wow ur a sex crazed midget...
Armastas: Awwww
Grimgost: raaaaape....
Armastas: Fuck
Advere: SHake her silently
Grimgost: RAAAAAAAAAAPE
CrazyMLC: she is very plain
CrazyMLC: but she has a pretty face
Armastas: He gets to seduce womens, while I wait outside?
Advere: shut up armastas
Armastas: *I barge inside*
Advere: i'll make her go outside
Grimgost: ((You get to wait with me.))
Armastas: ((Fuck that))
CrazyMLC: make her?
Grimgost: ((Dwarven business and all that))
CrazyMLC: She'll wake up
Armastas: ((pffttt))
CrazyMLC: and no doubt call the guards
Advere: shake her silently till she wakes
Grimgost: Rock Paper Scissor
Grimgost: if you win
Dietmar: kill her first
CrazyMLC: you're breaking in after all.
Armastas: *barge inside, and kick anyone's ass that I see*
Grimgost: dangit
Advere: jsut do it
Grimgost: *sigh*
Advere: shake her silently
CrazyMLC: Hey, guys, I gotta go for a bit
Grimgost: Bloody idiots.
Advere: wtf
Armastas: ((Nevermind bargin in))
Dietmar: WAT?
Armastas: FUCK YOU!
Armastas: AUGH
Armastas: WHY
Armastas: WHy
CrazyMLC: Sorry, something urgent
Armastas: WHy
Armastas: WHy
Armastas: WHy
Armastas: WHy
Dietmar: but u the DM
Grimgost: WHY
Armastas: ugh
Advere: omfg
Armastas: I'll dm
Advere: another game gone bad
Grimgost: WHY
Advere: wtf
CrazyMLC: oy
Grimgost: WHY
Advere: if armastas dms
Grimgost: WHY
Dietmar: no its not bad yet
Grimgost: WHY
Armastas: SHE STABS DRAGON IN THE FACE, AND I GET LAID 8 TIMES!
CrazyMLC: ok, wait
Advere: he'll rape evryone
Armastas: I win at dming, I know.
CrazyMLC: you shake her silently
Dietmar: impossible ur too small
CrazyMLC: and she starts to wake up
Dietmar: Height
Armastas: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
CrazyMLC: what are you doing?
Armastas: Wait...fuck.
Advere: Clamps her mouth shut
Dietmar: and shoots u with an ak-47
Grimgost: like I said
Armastas: Lol, dragon, way to NOT look like a rapist.
Grimgost: RAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
Advere: befor eshe can scream
CrazyMLC: her eyes go wide as you put your hand over her mouth
Advere: sigh
Advere: anyways
Advere: Ask her silently
Advere: Who is the boy
Dietmar: *FAINTS*
CrazyMLC: "They boy?"
Dietmar: of boredom
CrazyMLC: "You mean Karl?"
Armastas: ((Her mouth is covered, dipshit))
CrazyMLC: I assume you let go
Advere: is he the boy who people claim to be sigma reborn?
Dietmar: telekinetic powers
Advere: ye si elt go
Armastas: *She fucking screams for the guards*
CrazyMLC: "Yes, yes, he is."
Advere: but if she calls at all clamp her mouth shut
CrazyMLC: "Erm,, what are you doing in here?"
Armastas: *And you get raped by sword-wielding fucknuts*
Grimgost: And apply knives
Advere: I'm investiageting a matter
CrazyMLC: "Are you going to kill me?"
Advere: about 'karl'
Armastas: ...
Advere: not if cooperate
Dietmar: lets quit with the rape and play the game for real now please.
Armastas: Why didn't we just knock on the door, again?
Advere: err
Grimgost: ...
Advere: Cause picking locks is cooler?
Grimgost: DWARVEN BUSINESS
CrazyMLC: You want to know what you were supposed to do?
Armastas: ...dumbasses
Armastas: Knock on the door?
CrazyMLC: Come back in the morning
Dietmar: hit it
Grimgost: rape the nun?
Armastas: WOW
Advere: fuidge that
CrazyMLC: and she would have gladly talked to you
Armastas: FUCKING MAROONS!
Advere: im not waiting hours
Armastas: Wait
CrazyMLC: now
Armastas: I got ignored when I said I slept?
CrazyMLC: shes going to call the guards
Dietmar: QUIT WITH THE FRIGGAN RAPE...Please its annoying
Advere: Clamp her mouth shut
Armastas: I do not help.
Armastas: Dietmar, stfu
Advere: Use charm if i can
Armastas: I will end you
CrazyMLC: I dont that will be sufficent
Dietmar: B!tch bring it
CrazyMLC: roll it, though
Armastas: ...
Advere: k
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 5
Advere: ahahah
Armastas: ((Ok, seriously, I am going to actually boot you if you anger me))
CrazyMLC: ok
Armastas: ((And I have the temper of a bi-polar bear))
CrazyMLC: you succeed
Advere: make that a mutant bi-polar bear
CrazyMLC: even with penalties
Grimgost: somehow
CrazyMLC: yes
Dietmar: DOnt be a d!ck about it and please quit with the rape
Advere: it's not rape
Armastas: Dude, you're the ONLY one talking about rape at this point.
CrazyMLC: what do you want?
Dietmar: or sex
Armastas: Urghhh
Advere: TO know about Karl
Grimgost: how old are you
CrazyMLC: "Carl?"
Dietmar: no u keep yelling rape!!!
Armastas: MLC, mind if I give him a time out?
Advere: do you believe he is sigma reborn?
CrazyMLC: "Karl*
Armastas: Well, his actions are pretty rapey
CrazyMLC: "Yes, I do..."
Dietmar: i think he is...
CrazyMLC: "I'll be more than willing to answer questions tomorrow!"
Advere: Ok, do you ahve any evidence?
Advere: yes i know
CrazyMLC: "Please! Leave!"
Advere: but i have urgent matters to do
Armastas: Advere, you stupid assface
Advere:
Armastas: JUST FUCKIGN LEAVE
CrazyMLC: *pinches herself*
Grimgost: At this point\
Grimgost: wise idea to leave
Dietmar: NO
Advere: Alright.
Grimgost: and hope the nun
Armastas: *now rape her, when she least expects it.))
Grimgost: thinks it was a dream
CrazyMLC: She hasn't seen your face yet.
Dietmar: See rape
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 100
Advere: ok
Grimgost: aww
Dietmar: You keep doin it
Dietmar: not me
Advere: as soon as she pinchjes selgf
Grimgost: he failed rape-roll
Advere: leave
CrazyMLC: alright
CrazyMLC: she sits up as you leave
Grimgost: I miss !quote
CrazyMLC: make a concealment check
Advere: oh shiz
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 85
Dietmar: OMG THIS SUCKS ITS NOT WARHAMMER ITS RAPE MY HAMMER!!! WATS WITH THIS CAP!!!
Advere: fudge
CrazyMLC: She sees your face
Pandastar994 is disconnected.
CrazyMLC: just a glimpse
Advere: oh noes
Grimgost: hey look, it's quieter.
Armastas: *putn*
Pandastar994 has connected.
CrazyMLC: Er, panda?
CrazyMLC: Calm down.
Advere: hey crazy
CrazyMLC: yes?
Advere: all this investigating is getting bland
Grimgost: we needs some fightin
Armastas: ((Maptools needs a 5-minute ban option))
Advere: can we jsut say i question her tomorrow get all the answers
Grimgost: i mean
Advere: and we fight
Pandastar994: no im tired of people like them...theyre like lets play warhammer and then its all about lets rape them!!!
Armastas: ((Nah, you guys just don't play seriously))
Armastas: ((Panda, what do you expect?))
Grimgost: If we were seriously playing
Pandastar994: Well for people to grow up and play it right
Grimgost: then it would be different
Armastas: I dm'd 2nd edition DnD for years
Advere: APparently Crazy likes investigating
Armastas: I can play seriously.
CrazyMLC: likes investigating?
Armastas: And this COULD be interesting.
Pandastar994: Its bad enough singers are all about sex and now its the BEST games ever made is all about sex
CrazyMLC: This is the campaign. XD
Pandastar994 is disconnected.
Advere: can we hurry it up
Advere: like
Armastas: But we have no maps, and no serious players.
Pandastar994 has connected.
Advere: we all sleep
Armastas: Also, panda won't shut up.
Advere: and get up
CrazyMLC: Panda, this isn't about rape.
Advere: *goes to bed*
CrazyMLC: Benpasko was messing around.
CrazyMLC: It never actually happened.
Pandastar994: You know wat FUCK U TOO!!! THIS ISNT WARHAMMER DIPSHITS!!!!
Pandastar994 is disconnected.
Benpasko: I didn't boot him that time
Benpasko: He ragequitted
CrazyMLC: lol, whats up with that?
Grimgost: wow
Advere: One more word from you DIet and i'll let a Gay rape you
Grimgost: well then
Advere: lol
Advere: Rage Quit
Grimgost: I suppose he wont be playing again
Advere: THats
Benpasko: Dragon, I think he ain't comin back.
Advere: i said that after
Advere: >.>
CrazyMLC: We didn't even do anything...
Grimgost: Well now chaps, that was a simply SMASHING game, eh?
Advere: he got it into hsi head we were raping
Benpasko: He can't take a bit o lighthearted fun?
CrazyMLC: sigh
Advere: i imagine hes a gullible ten year old
Benpasko: Heh, Hyper, I had good times.
CrazyMLC: Lets rewind, shall we?
Advere: fine
Blue Demon: I loled several times as well
Blue Demon: but yes
Benpasko: It's cool, MLC, he doesn't have the mental capacity for this game anyay.
Blue Demon: where to?
CrazyMLC: orphanage found.
Benpasko: Okay
CrazyMLC: break in, or no?
Benpasko: Lets just wait, and knock on the door
Advere: *mark orphanage in mind map*
Advere: GO to bed
Blue Demon: uh
CrazyMLC: BED
CrazyMLC: go please
Advere: I ALREADY DFID
Blue Demon: why were we breaking into an ORPHANAGE
Benpasko: So that dragon doesn't look like a creepy person
Benpasko: *sleeps until dawn*
Blue Demon: *sleep*
CrazyMLC: everyone sleeps.
Advere: *Waes up
CrazyMLC: Its late.
Advere: k
Benpasko: *Then wakes up, and does his daily excercise routine*
Blue Demon: too bad 3POK isnt here
Blue Demon: still
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: just a second...
CrazyMLC: do you want to gossip more?
Benpasko: Nah
Advere: after
Advere: the orphanage
Grimgost: I'm all for action.
Benpasko: I sleep, and then exercise
Advere: if we don;t win yet
Grimgost: exit room, get breakfast
Advere: hey dwarves
CrazyMLC: s you travel to the orphanage
CrazyMLC: as*
Benpasko: I eat after excercising.
Advere: have you got any abilities that are vaguely helpful?
Grimgost: Eh
Grimgost: lemme think...
Grimgost: actually
Grimgost: I have common knowledge of orphanages
Grimgost: sweet
CrazyMLC: since you were raised in one
Grimgost:
CrazyMLC: remember?
Grimgost: yeap
Advere: cool
Benpasko: My family was killed
Benpasko: Was I raised by wolves?
CrazyMLC: lol
Advere: I got lost in the streets
Advere: lol
CrazyMLC: you were raised by family members
CrazyMLC: as you travel to the orphanage
Advere: i was raised by Drestal
Advere: God Preserve his soul..
CrazyMLC: you happen to find a man selling relics of 'Sigmar reborn'
Advere: oh wow
Benpasko: PANCH THE FALSE MERCHANT!
Advere: wait
CrazyMLC: a tin holy symbol
Benpasko: But in all seriousness
CrazyMLC: small pieces of his bedding
Advere: Crazy
Benpasko: *Stop to look at the cart*
Advere: IS THIS USEFUL AT ALl?
CrazyMLC: YES
Advere: ok
CrazyMLC: trust me
Advere: Haggle prices
Benpasko: ((Quiet, dragon, this is useful shit.))
CrazyMLC: His blonde hairs
CrazyMLC: and some of his teeth
Benpasko: *Eat his hair*
Advere: *stares in disgust*
Benpasko: ((BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN!!))
CrazyMLC: that'll be 4 pennies for a hair.
Benpasko: Hael naw.
Grimgost: Is there anything interesting about the symbol?
Benpasko: Nevermind the hair eating.
Advere: howm uch for the tin symbol
Grimgost: In char.
CrazyMLC: 5 pennies for a piece of bedding, my good sir?
Advere: unless the hair is more
Benpasko: *Count the teeth*
CrazyMLC: Oh, this symbol?
Grimgost: Yes.
Benpasko: How many teeth are there?
CrazyMLC: This Symbol was made by Karl himself!
CrazyMLC: About 40
Benpasko: wow
Advere: *haggle prices*
Benpasko: This guy's a faking shithead
Grimgost: ((wait what))
CrazyMLC: some look like adult teeth
CrazyMLC: 10 pennies for a symbol of sigmar!
Advere: can;t i just let
Grimgost: Those teeth aren't really Karl's, are they?
Advere: ben punch his face in
Benpasko: "Was Karl a crocodile? Because you have too many teeth for a human child."
CrazyMLC: The boy made them for faithful, with his own hand.
Advere: and egt stuff for free
CrazyMLC: Oh, no.
CrazyMLC: He aws a fruitful one, yes!
Advere: whynot?
CrazyMLC: Look at his baby teeth!
Grimgost: No.
CrazyMLC: He picks one up that looks like a wisdom tooth
Grimgost: Those are adult teeth.
Advere: Let ben punch the Guy's face in.
Grimgost: Armastas
CrazyMLC: He had amazing teeth, he did!
Grimgost: Go ahead.
Advere: roll the hit
Grimgost: *steps back*
CrazyMLC: Large, great teeth!
Grimgost: ((Ben?))
Grimgost: BEN??
Advere: omfg
Advere: enoguh fo this
Grimgost: BEEEEEENNN?!?!?
Benpasko: ?
Benpasko: What?
Benpasko: I was afk
Advere: PUNCH THE FACE IN
CrazyMLC: Ok
Benpasko: Grimgost?
Advere: the guy's face in
CrazyMLC: roll it
Grimgost: punch
Benpasko: Your opinion?
Advere: THE GUY
Benpasko: Cool
Advere: selling shit
Grimgost: I stepped back.
Advere: fake shit
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 25
Benpasko: I land a hit
Advere: ok
Advere: the man gets a concussion
Benpasko: How much damage do my punches do?
Advere: (please)
CrazyMLC: Lets see....
CrazyMLC: 1d10
Benpasko: SUPER DWARF FACE PANCH!
CrazyMLC: no plusses
* Benpasko rolls: 1d10 => 9
Benpasko: 9 damage
Grimgost: oh crap
Benpasko: What about strength bonus?
Grimgost: is that fatal?
CrazyMLC: hit location~
CrazyMLC: 1d100
CrazyMLC: please
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 75
CrazyMLC: Body.
Grimgost: yeah, that's fatal
CrazyMLC: you sucker punch him in the stomach
Benpasko: Does he die?
Grimgost: 9 dmg is not a sucker punch...
CrazyMLC: He coughs up another tooth
Benpasko: Hah.
Grimgost: woah
CrazyMLC: it lands in his pile.
Grimgost: a STOMACH punch
Grimgost: makes him cough up a tooth
Grimgost: leprosy.
Advere: INTO HIS PILE
CrazyMLC: yes
CrazyMLC: LOL
Grimgost: Ben
Grimgost: Wash your hand.
CrazyMLC: it wa an awesome punch
Grimgost: uh
Benpasko: He wasn't a leper
CrazyMLC: "what are you doing?"
Grimgost: how much health did the guy have?
CrazyMLC: "Do you not recognize Sigmar reborn?!"
CrazyMLC: 11
Benpasko: I look for who said that.
CrazyMLC: so hes down to like 5
Grimgost: Me too.
Benpasko: nope, he's down to 2
Grimgost: wait, strength bonus
CrazyMLC: the vedor did
Benpasko: I did 9 damage
Benpasko: He'd be dead with my strength bonus
Grimgost: SEE
Grimgost: Fatal
CrazyMLC: no
CrazyMLC: unarmed is 1d10 -4
Benpasko: Dragon, slit his throat.
Benpasko: Oh
Advere: lol
Grimgost: really?
Benpasko: End his pitiful existance
CrazyMLC: so he has like 4 wounds left because of thougness, etc
Advere: ok
Advere: fine
Advere: SLit his throat
Grimgost: lucky bum
CrazyMLC: wait!
CrazyMLC: Wait!
Advere: ok fine
CrazyMLC: I have a real relic!
Grimgost: Let's see it.
CrazyMLC: If I give it to you, will you not kill me?
Grimgost: Or is it a toenail?
Benpasko: Depends on what we see.
CrazyMLC: Its a coat!
Benpasko: A coat?
CrazyMLC: A coat of Sigmar reobrn!
Grimgost: Let's see this.
Benpasko: Sounds nice.
Advere: hey um
CrazyMLC: It was the coat he was wearing when the mutants attacked him!
Advere: panda posted int he topic
Benpasko: ((How much money do I have?))
Grimgost: ((Wait))
Advere: i wonder how much he would last in the irc...
Benpasko: ((8 coins, got it.))
Grimgost: ((That lady said he wasn't wearing a coat))
CrazyMLC: ?
Grimgost: ((or shirt))
Benpasko: ((Who cares, we'll take it))
Grimgost: ((I thought))
Benpasko: ((I COULD USE A NEW COAT!))
Grimgost: ((It's prolly too small))
Benpasko: ((Nope, I'm a dwarf))
CrazyMLC: you can all make me common knowledge (The Empire) test
Grimgost: ((and trollslayers don't use armor/clothes
CrazyMLC: as he shows you the coat
Benpasko: ((We use Clothes)
Benpasko: ((We use Clothes))
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 17
CrazyMLC: If you have it
Grimgost: ((I mean it isn't wide enough))
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 24
Benpasko: ((I'll go see my fucking tailor...geez...))
Grimgost: ((Dwarves are stout.))
CrazyMLC: Hyper, you can roll me a common knowledge (Shallya)
Grimgost: OOh
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 94
Grimgost: FFFFFFF
Advere: rofl
CrazyMLC: FAIL
Benpasko: ((FOrtune point))
Grimgost: I gain Alzheimers.
Benpasko: ((Do it!))
CrazyMLC: Common knowledge orphanages?
CrazyMLC: roll again
Grimgost: Sure
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 42
Benpasko: ((They replenish every 24 hours))
Grimgost: nah
Grimgost: Dragon
Grimgost: he got something good
Grimgost: and ben did too
Grimgost: do they have knowledges?
Benpasko: Nope
CrazyMLC: ok
Grimgost: dragon?
CrazyMLC: you see a dove
Advere: i have the empire
CrazyMLC: stitched in the collar of the coat
CrazyMLC: roll it
Benpasko: ((Fuck it, I buy the coat))
Advere: don;t do it
CrazyMLC: hes exchanging it for his life
Advere: roll what'
Benpasko: ((It's free, guys))
CrazyMLC: the empire
Advere: knowledge on dove?
Grimgost: CHEAP AS FREE
Advere: fine
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 92
Advere: omfg
CrazyMLC: lol
Grimgost: ALZHEIMERS FOR ALL
CrazyMLC: 29
Advere: hy guys
CrazyMLC: dietmar succeeds
Benpasko: *I take the coat, throwing the shopkeeper a single silver coin*
Advere: Panda staed in the topic that he ragequitted
CrazyMLC: He points out that the dove is a symbol of shallya
Advere: stated*
Advere: and said all we talk about is sex and rape
Advere: lol
Grimgost: heh
Benpasko: I see that
Grimgost: oh little noobito.
Dietmar: I think this thing checks out, guys.
Benpasko: But seriously, I want the coat, and the coin is just a dick move on my part.
Grimgost: no, less grammar
Advere: lol
CrazyMLC: lol
Advere: Once we get the coat
Advere: can we have dietmar get lost into the crowd
CrazyMLC: so you take it and leave the vendor alone?
Benpasko: *Throw the shopkeeper 1 silver coin*
Advere: uh no
Advere: i kick him
Benpasko: "That's for the coat"
CrazyMLC: AGH!
Advere: does no damage
Benpasko: ((Don't))
CrazyMLC: He writhes on the floor
Advere: just to huimiate him faurther
CrazyMLC: in pain
Advere: then leave
Grimgost: Follow.
Advere: waitr
Advere: scatter all his 'relics'
Advere: on the ground
Grimgost: don't be a douchebag
Advere: F
CrazyMLC: ok
Grimgost: you already kikked him
CrazyMLC: stuff is going foul
Advere: a faker is a faker
CrazyMLC: erm
Advere: but fine
CrazyMLC: ok
Advere: mlc continue
Benpasko: I follow Advere
Advere: after we leave the guy
Grimgost: I follow Ben
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: you make it to the temple
Advere: uh yay?
Grimgost: temple?
Grimgost: what
Advere: *starts building temple in map1*
Grimgost: Man, you guys
Grimgost: that map in Map1 was so useful
Benpasko: Lawl
Grimgost: for REALS yo.
CrazyMLC: Finding the orphanage is easy, as anyone in Marienburg GUl poim rhe way to the narrow alley that runs parallel to a stinking canal. and to the run-down sagging building at irs end. Although the building has freshly whitewashed walls, ir has seen better days. A low fence ttlns in front and beyond it, the PCs can see a small courtyard where three Shallyan initiates sit surrounded by a circle of children singing with varying amoums of enthusiasm. Other initiares supervise older children behind them as they work ro erect a large srone platform.
Benpasko: We had a good time, regardless.
Grimgost: OH JEEZUS
CrazyMLC: wow
CrazyMLC: anyway, read
Grimgost: read
Grimgost: whitewash
Benpasko: I read it.
Benpasko: I'm carrying the coat, I assume.
Benpasko: Right?
CrazyMLC: yes
CrazyMLC: you have the coat
Grimgost: if he can't wear it, can he turn it into a bandanna?
Benpasko: Sounds good
Benpasko: But first
CrazyMLC: the priestesses gather up the shildren
CrazyMLC: children
CrazyMLC: and send them inside
Grimgost: I think it'd look pretty good if he got the dove right on the side of his head.
Benpasko: *I show the coat to the nearest priest, asking about the dove*
CrazyMLC: after a moment, the abbess arives
Benpasko: Ahhh
Benpasko: Hey, it's that lady dragon assaulted!
CrazyMLC: She looks reserved and a bit stern
Grimgost: SHH
Grimgost: We aren't supposed to know about that...
CrazyMLC: "What is your buisness here?"
Benpasko: *Let me talk*
Grimgost: We are looking for information about Karl.
CrazyMLC: Karl?!
CrazyMLC: What a wonderful boy!
Grimgost: ((ohshi-))
CrazyMLC: He was raised here, of course!
Grimgost: ((get talking Ben.))
Benpasko: "Ah have this coat, which some punk said belonged to this Karl."
CrazyMLC: What is that tunic you have there?
CrazyMLC: Yes!
CrazyMLC: This is our tunic
Benpasko: ((Heh, score))
CrazyMLC: we bring it to all of the orphans
Grimgost: ((Now it's our bandanna))
Advere: btw
Advere: i buildt
Advere: the
CrazyMLC: Thank you for this.
Benpasko: ((Wait, not yet))
Advere: Temple
CrazyMLC: Do you have any questions?
CrazyMLC: I'm glad to answer!
Benpasko: "Can ye tell us about Karl, if ye have the time?"
CrazyMLC: Sure, sure!
CrazyMLC: Come into my office...
Benpasko: *Follow the nice lady*
Grimgost: *go into another office*
CrazyMLC: before she goes into her office
Grimgost: Offices never end well...
CrazyMLC: she summons a priestess
CrazyMLC: and has all of your weapons taken
Grimgost: Aww.
Benpasko: Grimgost, ye can wait ootside, I s'pose
CrazyMLC: :No weapons in the orphanage, I'm afraid."
Benpasko: "Be careful wit that."
Advere: *Make sure the preistess doesn;t see the collar dagger*
Grimgost: ((With what?))
CrazyMLC: Advere, make me a concealment check
Benpasko: "Ah dinnae want a single scratch"
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 23
CrazyMLC: they dont see it
Advere: Okay continue
Benpasko: ermm
Grimgost: Stay outside
Benpasko: Dunnae
Grimgost: keep hammer
Grimgost: I don't trust them
CrazyMLC: she also asks for wine to be poured into a glass
Benpasko: "Aye, Grimgost, I'll holler if we need ya."
Advere: (whisper to grimgoat, no worries i got a dagger)
Advere: grim goa tlol
Grimgost: (whisper back)
Advere: Grimgost*
CrazyMLC: Do any of you want to talk to the priestess?
Grimgost: (An I got a Hamma.)
Advere: Sire
Advere: Sure*
Benpasko: Advere, ye kin talk to tha priestess.
Advere: DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE SIGMA REBORN?
CrazyMLC: As soon as you try to talk to her Lutzen, the abbes, shhhes you
Advere: shiz
Advere: ahwell
CrazyMLC: Sister Kuhn is being disiplined.
Advere: ok
Advere: continue talking to lady
CrazyMLC: we pray her labour and silence teach her the humility proper to her station
Benpasko: ((ooohh, discipline....))
CrazyMLC: hyper
Benpasko: ((*images of leather and silk*))
CrazyMLC: make me a common knowledge shallya roll
Grimgost: mm?
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 52
Grimgost: failed
CrazyMLC: it was an easy roll
Benpasko: Hyper stayed outside, anyway.
CrazyMLC: You think Lutzen is being a bit cruel about it
CrazyMLC: and taking too much delight in her punishment, especially for a priestess of shallya.
Benpasko: ((Oohhh, a sadistic nun, disciplining her underlings.......))
Benpasko: ((Better and better))
CrazyMLC: The god of mercy.
Benpasko: ((this is Grade A lame porn fare))
CrazyMLC: She drinks her wine and welcomes you into her office.
Benpasko: *Step inside*
Grimgost: ((Wine?))
CrazyMLC: You want to know about Karl, yes?
Benpasko: ((Yes, wine))
Advere: no shit
Benpasko: "Yes we do"
Grimgost: ((I thought nuns were supposed to be chaste and all that crap. You know, inhibited and stuff))
CrazyMLC: Well, we always knew he wa a blessed child.
Advere: Hey grim
Advere: jsut to tell you
Advere: your
Benpasko: ((Grimgost is outside, still))
Grimgost: ((Yeap.
Advere: TOken doesn;t show up unless yur in the same map as your token
Grimgost: there
CrazyMLC: The very night he was left at the orphanage door, a twin tailed comet was seen to shine overhead.
CrazyMLC: He was th efinest of the chldren.
CrazyMLC: Even as a baby-
CrazyMLC: strong and clever, and yet kind.
Armastas: "Does a twin-tailed comet have some special significance to Shallya?"
CrazyMLC: We would have raised him with the others less fortunate children, but the ready jealousy of the other youths caused us to keep gim separate to prevent any... difficulties.
CrazyMLC: Twin tailed comets are the symbol of sigmar,
Armastas: ((Dammit, MLC, I thought she was done talking...))
CrazyMLC: be patient, I have a lot to type. X_X
Advere: Where is hy token?
Advere: her*
Advere: lol
CrazyMLC: every day he grew more noble and handsome
Advere: Atleast use /impersonate « name = 1 »
CrazyMLC: Yet, who would have suspected his true destiny?
Advere: um you?
Grimgost: in the storage area
: A few weeks ago some unseemly men asked to see the children.
Armastas: ((lol, chester alert))
Armastas: ((Also, while we're here, I totally made masturbation jokes, dragon))
: saying their master wanted a manservant.
Advere: you did
Advere: wtf
: We do not know how they noticed Karl, for he was tucked away upstairs
Armastas: ((I said, quote "*Make jacking off motions at Selena*"))
: but the boychild could be wilful and sometimes crept out of his room.
Armastas: ((Like Panda's new token?))
Advere: looool
: However they saw him, they did.
Advere: yes
Grimgost: XD
: Adn their intent was made clear when a week later they broke in and took the boy.
Grimgost: ((wow
: Oh, the rage that filled us at the thought of him in the hands of such evil men!
Armastas: ((Lol, you thought about him in the hands of a man))
: They even killed Sister Hirtzel!
Armastas: !
Advere: WOw
Advere: can;t hit a girl
* Armastas scowls at the thought of such savages
Advere: lol
: We did not doubt they were servants of some foul power! We instructed all of the sisters to leave thier duties and search the city for him.
: But we need not have worried,
: For Shallya herself was watching over the boy.
: That very morning the boy was seen to kill his attackers!
: All by himself, wielding a hammer!
Grimgost: ((Sounds more like Ulric was))
: All who saw the miracle recognized the boy as holy
Advere: ((no duh))
Armastas: ((That's what I said, the first time we heard about it))
: and they rushed to worship him
Advere: wait how old was he?
: Sigmar also wielded a hammer
: about 9 I think
: dont remember
Grimgost: oh ok
Advere: Aye
: (not by lutzen)
Advere: much more brave then Armastas here
Advere: Too bad he didn;t have Ulric watching him
Armastas: Aye, maybe when I was a wee stripling, but now I kin take on any damn fools I please.
: The crowd brought him to Helmut, a priest of Sigmar in the city, and before the multitude, Helmut proclaimed the boy was Sigmar reborn!
: The faithful flocked to him
: and we hurried to add out blessing as well
: for even there were those filled with jealousy and hate who spread awful lies about him.
Advere: like uh, he was an elf ninja in diguise?
: But those voices have been silenced! and now his faithful have caried him out into the world to fulfill his glorious purpose. We only regret we did not witness the miracle of him slaying those terrible men with our own eyes!
: Hyper, shallya check.
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 71
Grimgost: DANGIT
Grimgost: Also
Advere: omfg
Grimgost: Still outside
: ok, this is too easy
: all of you make intelligence checks
Armastas: Ya regret not seein some slayins?
* dragonxp rolls: 1d100 => 95
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 33
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 52
Armastas: I'm awesome
: Armastas!
Advere: omfg
Advere: 95?
Grimgost: DUUUURP
Armastas: I have 36 int
: you realized that for a priestess of shallya shes too happy because of the deaths of the mutants
: we'll stop there
: gotta go
Armastas: ...
Armastas: Okay