Alenth has connected.
Benpasko has connected.
Benpasko: Hey Broham
CrazyMLC: Heya
CrazyMLC: ok Alenth
CrazyMLC: whatcha got?
Alenth: I see marienburg
Benpasko: 'IGNORE EET
Alenth: although trying to use this on a screen that is...
Alenth: 9 inches
Alenth: is interesting
Benpasko: 9 Inches?
Benpasko: lolwut?
CrazyMLC: just to explain
Alenth: I rolled everything randomly because that is the way of WFRP
CrazyMLC: we haven't really used any maps yet
CrazyMLC: brilliant
CrazyMLC: As far as professions
Alenth: so I am a halfling messenger, 60 years old, 125 pounds, and I have 48BS and a sling
CrazyMLC: I don't mind if you really want something and you pick it
CrazyMLC: nice
Alenth: the ony thing I didn't roll was race
CrazyMLC: sure
CrazyMLC: want to be a field warden?
Alenth: a what
Alenth: let me find it
Alenth: is it core
CrazyMLC: yeah
CrazyMLC: I sent you the mediafire link
CrazyMLC: the compendium is all-around useful
Alenth: I rolled a birthplace in human lands
CrazyMLC: neat
Alenth: so fieldwarden doesn't make sense relaly
CrazyMLC: Wasn't born in the moot?
Alenth: no I was born in the wisenland
Alenth: or something
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: well
CrazyMLC: in the compendium
CrazyMLC: they have lists for different types of careers
CrazyMLC: warrior
CrazyMLC: ranger
CrazyMLC: etc
Alenth: I figured
CrazyMLC: yeah
CrazyMLC: were you wanting a ranger dealy?
Alenth: messenger gives me a pony and some random stuff
CrazyMLC: neat
CrazyMLC: messanger... hunter... badlander... bounty hunter...
CrazyMLC: you can have any of those
CrazyMLC: we also need a way to meld you into the plot
Alenth: I might be exiting into Scout for my next job
Benpasko: Badlander?
Alenth: if we get that far
Benpasko: Sounds sexalicious.
CrazyMLC: yar
CrazyMLC: I don't know the whole backstory for it
CrazyMLC: but basically it sound like they're land pirates
Benpasko: Ever played the game Notrium?
CrazyMLC: no
Alenth: no
Benpasko: Try it.
Benpasko: It
Benpasko: It'd make a great succession game.
CrazyMLC: I think I know how to meld you in
Benpasko: http://www.monkkonen.net/notrium/
CrazyMLC: What is your name?
CrazyMLC: Also, what is that?
CrazyMLC: A campaign?
Benpasko: Ees Notrium.
CrazyMLC: a system?
Benpasko: ...
Benpasko: A GAME
Benpasko: A GREAT GAME
Benpasko: IT'S CHALLENGING
CrazyMLC: SPECIFIC MORE
CrazyMLC: PLEASE
CrazyMLC:
Benpasko: Try it out.
CrazyMLC: Nah
Benpasko: It'd seriously be epic succession.
Benpasko: It's a survival game.
CrazyMLC: k
CrazyMLC: Alenth, name?
Alenth: oh
Alenth: Paul Jakob
Alenth: I just rolled twice
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: actually
CrazyMLC: I have the character pack
CrazyMLC: it has some neat stuff in it
Alenth: really, I should have been a human Guard who uses a sword and the parry action
CrazyMLC: including advanced name generation
Alenth: but nobody here would get the joke
CrazyMLC: nope...
Alenth: I played in a Dark Heresy game once where my guardswoman parried a carnifex
Alenth: with a normal sword
CrazyMLC: Estalian Diestro, looking to avenge his father's death?
CrazyMLC: :3
CrazyMLC: Alright, want to PM the character sheet, or upload it to pastebin, or something?
CrazyMLC: Alright Alenth,
CrazyMLC: Plot letter sent.
Alenth: pastebin in second
CrazyMLC: Also, yes, one advance.
CrazyMLC: You know how the advances work, right?
CrazyMLC: Backpack Blanket Waterskin Wooden Cutlery Set Dagger Sword
CrazyMLC: Those are the items everyone starts with
Alenth: apparently thee first advance is 5% to an attribuute your job allows a bonus to
CrazyMLC: +5 to a main
Alenth: well I took cook as my profession so I got metal cutlery
CrazyMLC: or +1 to a secondary
Alenth: yeah
CrazyMLC: sure, that makes sense
Alenth: I did agi becase DODGE
CrazyMLC: make it a cooking set, complete with cutlery
CrazyMLC: You don't have dodge blow
Alenth: you get an agi roll anyway don't you
CrazyMLC: at -20 I think
Alenth: or is it terribad without some talent
CrazyMLC: you aren't supposed to be able to roll on advanced skills if you don't have them
CrazyMLC: so no
CrazyMLC: this is WFRP 2nd
CrazyMLC: incase we had a mix-up
Alenth: Hm
CrazyMLC: Ben, can you get dragon in here for me?
Benpasko: ...
Benpasko: he can't play tonight
CrazyMLC: Oh, right
CrazyMLC: well, is 3pok on aim?
Benpasko: lemme sign on.
CrazyMLC: or panda, who said he could play?
CrazyMLC: If Panda skips out again when he said he could come, I'm going to be pissed
Benpasko: 3pok ain't on AIM
CrazyMLC: k
CrazyMLC: Alenth
Alenth: ?
CrazyMLC: Lets do you meeting Selena
CrazyMLC: before everyone else hopefully files in
CrazyMLC: Unless you want to polish up your character more a bit
CrazyMLC: Also
CrazyMLC: Did you roll on the random ability chart?
Alenth: hm?
Alenth: the random talent?
Alenth: for halfling>
CrazyMLC: yes
CrazyMLC: strong minded?
CrazyMLC: Also
CrazyMLC: did you add 5 to every stat?
Benpasko: WEAR A SWEATER
Benpasko: 4
CrazyMLC: I am, actually
Benpasko: MY HANDS ARE BANANAS
CrazyMLC: good for you.
Benpasko: ...
Benpasko: You're no fun xD
Alenth: yeah I added 5
Alenth: my rolls were like 15 15 13 9 9 7 7 7
Alenth: or something
CrazyMLC: :/
CrazyMLC: did you shallya one of em?
Alenth: yeah
CrazyMLC: k
Alenth: assuming that means reroll
CrazyMLC: nope
CrazyMLC: it lets you default one of the rolls to a 11
Vereus has connected.
CrazyMLC: Hey 3pok
Alenth: well I rerolled a 6 into the 13
Vereus: 'Lo.
Alenth: because every WH rp I've been in does one reroll
CrazyMLC: thats sort of sad
CrazyMLC: a 6
CrazyMLC: I won't make you change that
Alenth: and strong minded was the random talend
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: just to be honest
CrazyMLC: with any of the random crap
CrazyMLC: if you REALLY want s specific thing
CrazyMLC: I'm alright with it
CrazyMLC: unless you want all 20s for stats
Alenth: :V
CrazyMLC: or max rolls for fortune and wounds
CrazyMLC: but, uh
CrazyMLC: everyone has 3 fortune points
Vereus: Why would anyone want that
Vereus: that's so unfun
CrazyMLC: k
CrazyMLC: So, you're the ranger?
CrazyMLC: basically?
Alenth: I guess
CrazyMLC: It'd be so badass to see you become a pistolier
CrazyMLC: anyhow
Alenth: I am the fattest halfing ever
CrazyMLC: LOL
CrazyMLC: portly?
Alenth: 125 lbs and 3'3"
CrazyMLC: LOL
CrazyMLC: weighs as much as me
CrazyMLC: what was the weight roll?
Alenth: 96 or something
CrazyMLC: wow
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: you're corpulant
CrazyMLC: very
CrazyMLC: corpulant
CrazyMLC: ahem
CrazyMLC: DAMN
CrazyMLC: pandas going to be kicked off
CrazyMLC: I can feel it
Vereus: Thank god.
Vereus: nothing of value is lost
Vereus: as a matter of fact.
Benpasko: no guise, my interwebs was eaten by a velociraptor!
Vereus: It's like burning a tick off
CrazyMLC: we need hyper
Benpasko: ill be there next wek
CrazyMLC: the dwarven sailor
Vereus: I agree.
Benpasko: Sorry about yesterday, Dragon Age is a good game.
Benpasko: I killed my first High Dragon
Alenth: dragon age is okay
CrazyMLC: Alenth, do you think you can make this at least weekly, or are you ust popping in?
Vereus: No offense, but I'm a bit disappointed in you, benpasko.
Vereus: :/
Alenth: ordinarily I have a game on sundays
Benpasko: Why's that?
Alenth: although it is sometimes over by now
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: well
CrazyMLC: I'll sum it up
Benpasko: I was all liek PEWPEWPEW
CrazyMLC: a servant comes to your inn
Benpasko: And then keeled the dragon with Shale.
CrazyMLC: and says he will take you to Lady Reiva
Vereus: ben: because you just didn't come because you wanted to play a game
Vereus: which could wait
Benpasko: ...
Benpasko: I lost track of time
CrazyMLC: This is a game
CrazyMLC: and it could wait
CrazyMLC: if everyone had the time
Vereus: But this isn't the same
Vereus: this is people
Vereus: dragon age could sit around forevr
Vereus: forever*
Alenth: I'll go with the servant guy
Vereus: People, however, only have a window of open time. :B
Vereus: but whatever
Benpasko: ess tee eff you
CrazyMLC: ok
Alenth: waddle waddle waddle
Benpasko: Have you ever played Dragon Age?
CrazyMLC: You come to a elaborate waiting room
Benpasko: THAT SHIT'S WACK, AND CANNOT WATE
CrazyMLC: 'My, my, you sure are... substantial." says the servant
Benpasko: ((Stomp her carpet))
Vereus: I stopped in the middle of a Supcom 2 mission
Vereus: :V
CrazyMLC: He has to stop every now and then for you to catch up
Benpasko: ((Selena loves it when people destroy her carpet, sexual joke not intended))
CrazyMLC: And eventually you reach the doors of Lady Reiva's estate
Alenth: "Well you knwo you only live once and there's jsut so much good food to eat in every town"
CrazyMLC: "Well, yes... I hear that a lot from halflings. Sure love your pie week, eh?"
Alenth: ooc : my pony must the the strongest pony ever
CrazyMLC: LOL
CrazyMLC: The Servant opens the door
CrazyMLC: and walks inside
CrazyMLC: and beckons you to follow
Alenth: I follow
CrazyMLC: "Lady Reiva is a busy woman, especially with the death of her late husband.
Benpasko: ((DESTROY THE ORNATE CARPET))
CrazyMLC: So, please, be gentle with her. It has been hard on her."
CrazyMLC: The halls are decorated rather nicely
CrazyMLC: She seems like a lower class merchant
CrazyMLC: Or, perhaps her husband was
CrazyMLC: a lower class noble, at least
CrazyMLC: you walk forward, observing the carpets
CrazyMLC: just to look ahead to see the servant standing, waiting for you to catch up.
Benpasko: ((KIL KILL KILLLL))
Alenth: Awfully nice place she's got here
CrazyMLC: "Yes, well, her husband had a successful business."
CrazyMLC: "but, don't mention it around her. She gets, well, you know."
Alenth: Of course
CrazyMLC: you walk into a large waiting room
CrazyMLC: with nice benches
CrazyMLC: almost resembling couches
CrazyMLC: coming from big farms, you've probably never seen an estate this nice.
CrazyMLC: pig*
CrazyMLC: "Please, make yourself at home, I shall alert Lady Reiva to your presense."
Alenth: "Thanks"
CrazyMLC: He walks into an adjacent room
Alenth: I'll go and sit on a bench
CrazyMLC: Good.
CrazyMLC: want to do anything?
CrazyMLC: Well, while you decide whether you want to observe more items, the door the Servant left to opens.
CrazyMLC: "Lady Reiva will see you now."
Alenth: I'll head inside
CrazyMLC: He opens the door and lets you step inside
Alenth: (I'm a messenger so I've probably seen all sorts of estates)
CrazyMLC: he follows you in
CrazyMLC: Ah, yes, perhaps.
CrazyMLC: Of course, Servants often answer the doors
CrazyMLC: and deliver the mail the rest of the way. and estate owner trust their servants with mail, since they often cannot read.
Benpasko: afk
CrazyMLC: a
CrazyMLC: As you walk inside
CrazyMLC: you see a decently pretty woman on the other side of a desk
CrazyMLC: she is writing on a piece of paper
CrazyMLC: "Lady Reiva, this is Paul, the halfling you asked me to escort here."
CrazyMLC: She looks up
CrazyMLC: you see she has red lips, a light complexion, and jet black hair.
CrazyMLC: "Thank you, Fritz, you may leave now."
Alenth: "Hello Mrs. Reiva
CrazyMLC: she waves him to leave
CrazyMLC: the servant exits through the door
CrazyMLC: "Hello."
CrazyMLC: "I'm sure, being a messanger, you're not used to getting job offers to investigate matters."
CrazyMLC: "But this is a special case, I was some unasuming adventurers to check on some things for me."
CrazyMLC: "Though I notice now you are rather... portly, I'm sure they will require your assistance.
CrazyMLC: "You mimght not have heard, but recently a Crusade has passed through Marienburg."
CrazyMLC: "After some boy appeared out of a shaft of light and slayed some mutants, it seems.
CrazyMLC: They thought he was the heir of Sigmar.
CrazyMLC: "They thought he was the heir of Sigmar, you see."
Alenth: "What is your interest in the matter?"
CrazyMLC: "It has caused havoc as of late. And, I have heard some rucus about what my group I have already hired has done."
CrazyMLC: "Ah, yes, well..."
CrazyMLC: "I'm not sure he is the real heir of Sigmar."
CrazyMLC: "I just want matters to be investigated."
CrazyMLC: "Not to mention many of my servant merely went mad when they saw this boy, they ran to his service and just abandoned me."
CrazyMLC: "If you talk to many peopl in this city you will notice many people have lost family members to this Crusade."
CrazyMLC: "I would like to know whether this is a flase coming of Sigmar or not."
CrazyMLC: False*
CrazyMLC: "Do you see now?"
Alenth: "Hm, I think I understand"
CrazyMLC: "Well, my group has yet to report back, but I heard a recently accused witch has been freed."
CrazyMLC: "Not sure what is up with that, but it appears she was involved with this boy."
Alenth: "Why isn't someone, not to insult your standing, --higher up investigating tthis matter, if it's causing such large numbers of people to abandon their homes?
CrazyMLC: "On the same night a boat was reported missing."
CrazyMLC: "I'm sure they are."
CrazyMLC: "Many people are wanting to investigate, but it seems many aren't getting anywhere."
CrazyMLC: Also
CrazyMLC: "Also, the crusade has refused to speak to the government in general."
CrazyMLC: "I was wanting to have an unsuspecting group of people investigate, you know?"
CrazyMLC: "Hmm?"
Alenth: "how can you be sure we won't get compelled to follow the crusade as well?"
CrazyMLC: "Well, I hope that some of you may be able to keep your wits about you."
CrazyMLC: "But first, I merely want an investigation in the town."
CrazyMLC: "Just to learn what is going on."
Alenth: "what are you offering for this>"
CrazyMLC: "I hope my group has already found some information, and I have scheduled a meeting tonight."
CrazyMLC: "Yes, I will pay you for your service."
CrazyMLC: "How is..... 150 gold crowns?"
CrazyMLC: "This is of high priority to me."
CrazyMLC: You understand, yes?
CrazyMLC: "You understand, yes?"
Alenth: "I'll do it, but I won't risk myself too much with such a dire situation"
CrazyMLC: "Of course not!"
CrazyMLC: "The group contains some hardy dwarves as well, I assume they would be able to save your skin in a pinch."
CrazyMLC: Meanwhile...
CrazyMLC: Ok
CrazyMLC: 3POK?
CrazyMLC: Ben?
Vereus: Yes?))
CrazyMLC: You guys are all we have right now.
CrazyMLC: But we'll try to manage the baot situation.
Vereus: K.
Benpasko: Back
CrazyMLC: Ok
Benpasko: I was watching my dad beat Final Fantasy 13
CrazyMLC: Hyper, the sailor dwarf, suddenly has a captains hat on
CrazyMLC: neat
CrazyMLC: still barely into that game
Benpasko: Meh, I thought it sucked
CrazyMLC: (Hyper is sailing, as I let him roll on it and he rolled a 1)
CrazyMLC: So, if I remember correctly, you are all sailing along a river.
CrazyMLC: Hm?
Vereus: Yep.
Benpasko: Hyper got on AIM
CrazyMLC: Get him in here
CrazyMLC: the more the merrier
Benpasko: He said he'd be here, and then told me to shutup D:
CrazyMLC: Tell him hee'd better hope I'm in a good mood when he gets in here.
CrazyMLC: (Jim-san, the bandit king!~)
Benpasko: Question Mark
CrazyMLC: Have that tune stuck in my head
Vereus: That sentence makes me want to slap you. |C
CrazyMLC: Jim-san, the bandit king!~ Tralalala-la-la laaaa
CrazyMLC: Too much listening to random podcasts
* Vereus is listening to Nowere/Catastrophe - Ulver))
Blue Demon has connected.
CrazyMLC: GOOD
Benpasko: dfgjdf;gj
CrazyMLC: I SHALL SPARE YOUR SOUL
CrazyMLC: Lets continue, eh?
Blue Demon: Panda?
Vereus: Nope. :'D
Blue Demon: XD
Benpasko: Wut a douchetard.
Blue Demon: aaaand goodbye
CrazyMLC: panda has once again decided to be absent
Blue Demon: he's gone
Blue Demon: Alenth?
Vereus: He's probably a troll.
CrazyMLC: Yeah, he's down for the count at this point.
Vereus: Or actually as dumb as he looks.
Benpasko: It's not his fault, guise, a triceratops ate his computer.
CrazyMLC: lol, right
Blue Demon: and then he swallowed a quarter!
Benpasko: He'll be here next week.
Blue Demon: also, Alenth?
Benpasko: xD
CrazyMLC: Yep
CrazyMLC: Alenth is playing
Alenth: ?
Blue Demon: ah
Vereus: http://forums.datarealms.com/viewtopic.php?p=347891#p347891 Nothing like this should ever happen again
CrazyMLC: You do not know it, but he is waiting in Selena's office
CrazyMLC: Yeah, that post hurt me inside
Vereus: I reported it as soon as I saw it.
Benpasko: He didn't destroy selena's carpet.
Vereus: And then thought "Goddamnit I hate this kid."
CrazyMLC: to bad, so sad
CrazyMLC: well
Blue Demon: yeap
Benpasko: Innuendo not intended.
Blue Demon: lies
CrazyMLC: you're all sailing
CrazyMLC: the dwarf is being kick-ass
Benpasko: I AM?
Benpasko: YAYZ
Blue Demon: *coolface*
Benpasko: Don't say 'The Dwarf', ya RACIST!
CrazyMLC: grimgost has a captains hat on and is sailing the ship and being badass
CrazyMLC: while whistling a sea shanty
Benpasko: I'm sexing up 3 women in the back room/
Vereus: He has a cigar Y/N?))
Blue Demon: d:3
CrazyMLC: He has a cigar
Benpasko: And we're all just generally having a kick-ass time.
Vereus: Gentlemen.
Vereus: We have reached the very greatest epitome of awesome.
CrazyMLC: You're sailing away from Marienburg currently
Benpasko: HAEL YAH!
Grimgost: We need a sea shanty!
CrazyMLC: Hes whistling a sea shanty
Grimgost: just so you know
Grimgost: I SHOULD be working on homework that I should have worked on earlier today.
Grimgost: so
CrazyMLC: Armastas, you being a dwarf who didn't roll kick-ass on a sailing roll, you're sort of sea sick.
Benpasko: Meh, quit crying.
Grimgost: I may be a bit sketchy
Benpasko: WUT
Benpasko: BUT I'LL GET VOMIT ON MY LADIES!!
CrazyMLC: dwarves no like water
CrazyMLC: dwarves like the earth
CrazyMLC: and being under the earth
Benpasko: How am I supposed to have a 4-way with these random women-types while sick???
CrazyMLC: you aren't vomiting or anything you just feel uneasy.
Benpasko: Oh, okay.
CrazyMLC: Like, you'd feel better if you were stand on solid ground.
Benpasko: Okay then.
Grimgost: well
CrazyMLC: Grimgost, on the other hand, has his sea legs for some reason.
Benpasko: I'll get over it, during my EPOK PIRATE CAREER TO COME!
Benpasko: ./dwarf-five
CrazyMLC: ok guys
Grimgost: I found a pair of sealegs in a store once
Grimgost: barely used
Grimgost: 5 copper
CrazyMLC: *wavy lashback lines*
Grimgost: truely a bargain
Selena Reiva: Meet me in two days, I want a report on what you've found.
CrazyMLC: *wavy lashback lines*
Benpasko: We should report back to her, honestly.
Benpasko: With what we've found.
Vereus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBZ6UxCGKdM&feature=related Listennn too thisssss))
Grimgost: I've learned not to trust any music from anyone here.))
CrazyMLC: Right now it is morning on the night you have taken the boat
Vereus: K. We starting now?))
Benpasko: Trust me, Grimgost.
CrazyMLC: do you turn back to Marienburg?
Benpasko: NO
Benpasko: HELL NO
CrazyMLC: To report?
Vereus: Pirate career +1 vote.
Benpasko: We can't go there for now.
Grimgost: Ask the lady we stole
Grimgost: whos name
Grimgost: always fails me
Benpasko: Maida
CrazyMLC: Maida Widmann
CrazyMLC: Now then
CrazyMLC: you all
CrazyMLC: lets play the flashback game
CrazyMLC: what happened last time?
Vereus: Killed guards
Vereus: stole eyes
CrazyMLC: just so everyone can remember, and Alenth know what is going on.
Vereus: stole ship
CrazyMLC: start at your investigations
Vereus: rescued maida
Benpasko: Okay
Vereus: who was accused of being a witch
Grimgost: that's about it yeah
Benpasko: Allow me, as official leader.
Vereus: who was in a cage
Grimgost: stabbed an eye
Grimgost: rolled crazyily awesome
CrazyMLC: ok
Benpasko: We were going to investigate Karl, a false god. He was believed to be a reincarnation, when it really turns out he can control the minds of those who see or heare him.
CrazyMLC: Or so it seems, yes
Benpasko: He has many people in his thrall.
Benpasko: AND WERE GUNNA KILL HIS SHIT.
CrazyMLC: on a crusade
Benpasko: WITH A CATAPULT!
CrazyMLC: lol
Benpasko: Well, we can't see or hear him.
Benpasko: SO A FCUKING CATAPULT IS THE ONLY WAY
Grimgost: NO TREBUCHET
CrazyMLC: well
Grimgost: much bettar
Benpasko: Also, I punched a shopkeeper to near death with a single hit.
CrazyMLC: none of you mentioned the orpahnage
Grimgost: oh yeah
Grimgost: the nun there
Benpasko: I WAS GETTIN TO IT
Grimgost: was very bloodthirsty
Grimgost: and probably the REAL witch
Grimgost: so she floats
CrazyMLC: Ben and 3pok get an extra 10 xp
Benpasko: We went to an orphanage, and there was a surprisingly bloodthirsty priestess of Shallya.
Benpasko: She is a follower of Karl, and betrayed Maida for him.
CrazyMLC: awesome
CrazyMLC: ben, you get 15
Benpasko: SHE SHALL ALSO SUFFER MY CATAPULTY FURY!
CrazyMLC: 3pok you still get 10
Vereus: k
CrazyMLC: alright
CrazyMLC: so we know wahts going on
CrazyMLC: now, plot
CrazyMLC: what're you going to do?
Alenth: I was delivering messages and eating pies
CrazyMLC: Maida keeps saying you should visit the witch hunter, Osric.
Benpasko: Well, Dragon's guy has that guard uniform.
Benpasko: And all of our goals seem to be in Marienburg.
Benpasko: So I say we lay low for a while, and then return.
Vereus: Lay low = pirate right
Grimgost: yarr.
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: Alenth
Alenth: yeah?
Armastas: Awesomesauce.
CrazyMLC: the rest of the part never arrives
CrazyMLC: and Selena excuses you and says then may return soon, and that she will send for you again when they show up.
Armastas: How long has it been?
CrazyMLC: an hour
Armastas: ...that's a short time.
CrazyMLC: since your meeting
Alenth: I continue with messengering
CrazyMLC: two
Armastas: We'll be laying low for a day or two, I think.
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: you all find a beach
Armastas: All in favor give me five dollars.
CrazyMLC: so you can beach your ship
CrazyMLC: you all doubt you'd ever find a dock out here
Grimgost: *takes five dollars*
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: Marienburg
CrazyMLC: being a busy trade city
CrazyMLC: has many boats coming in and out
CrazyMLC: so in a day you'd see almost 4 boats
Armastas: Ok, I say we crucify Panda's character.
CrazyMLC: hes still in the inn
Armastas: I mean once we find him.
CrazyMLC: *shrug*
Armastas: And we can decorate our ship with his skeleton.
Vereus: Is he starving yet
CrazyMLC: who knows
Vereus: Leaving corpse to rot on the mast Y/N?
Vereus: crucified style
Armastas: y
Grimgost: y
Vereus: y
Grimgost: once all his flesh is gone
Grimgost: he can be the figurehead for the boat
Armastas: Hells yes.
CrazyMLC: alright
CrazyMLC: one second...
CrazyMLC: what was the name of the boat?
Armastas: RiverSpear
CrazyMLC: Ahm yes
Vereus: Alenth: Be warned that you are playing with children.
Armastas: For some reason, I retain knowledge of everything that happens to our party.
Armastas: I haven't ever read the logs or my sheet or anyone else's
Grimgost: I kno, rite?
Grimgost: it's like you're some type of robot
Armastas: ...
Armastas: yes...
Armastas: LIKE I'm some type of robot.
Armastas: ...
Armastas: beep
CrazyMLC: ok
Armastas: boop
Armastas: ermm...
CrazyMLC: Most boats sail by without incident
Armastas: bytes..
Armastas: pixels.
Grimgost: flops
CrazyMLC: but one boat
CrazyMLC: some of the sailors look over the side and inquire
Vereus: Armastas: AND XIOR
CrazyMLC: "Who goes there?"
Vereus: XOR*
Armastas: Tell them to FUCK OFF
Armastas: And give them the dwarf-bird
Grimgost: I think and uber sailing dwarf is kinda suspicious...
Grimgost: an*
CrazyMLC: You boat is beach so you can lay low, right?
CrazyMLC: is beached*
Armastas: Yep.
CrazyMLC: "The Lily, eh?"
Vereus: Is their boat larger than ours?
Armastas: ...WUT?
Armastas: THE LILY!??!?!
Armastas: WE ARE RIVERSPEAR
CrazyMLC: This boat is coming from Marienburg
CrazyMLC: "But, it says right there!"
CrazyMLC: "The Lily!"
Armastas: It says no such thing, ya pack of ninnies
CrazyMLC: "I heared that boat was stolen!"
Armastas: I bought this boat off a friend of mine
Vereus: "No, you morons, that says The Riverspear"
Armastas: His name was Dietmar
CrazyMLC: they look at eachother and say 'aye'
Armastas: Said it was called the RiverSpear
Armastas: ((teehee))
CrazyMLC: One of them says 'I can read, you know!"
Armastas: ((Panda's guy is Dietmar))
Armastas: Well, my friend said it was the RiverSpear.
CrazyMLC: "You might be able to fool most people with that, but that clearly says "The Lily!"
Armastas: Take it up with him, I bought it fair.
CrazyMLC: "From Dietmar, you say?"
Armastas: Yep
Armastas: He's staying in Marienburg.
CrazyMLC: "Aye!"
CrazyMLC: "Have a description?"
Armastas: ((schemeschemescheme))
CrazyMLC: "Also, their boat is much larger
Armastas: Hrmm
Armastas: ((What does Dietmar look like?))
CrazyMLC: so much larger that you 5 aren't enough to sail it
CrazyMLC: Intellectual type?
Grimgost: "Oy!"
Grimgost: "Did ye see me sailing?"
CrazyMLC: carries alchemic tools?
Grimgost: "I think we are enough."
CrazyMLC: "No, lad. In fact, I thought dwarves didn't sail."
Armastas: He's an alchemist, I think. Smart lookin type!
Armastas: Aye, Grimgost is a fine sailor!
CrazyMLC: "They get kinda sea sick, you know?"
CrazyMLC: "Oh, really?!"
Grimgost: "Aye, so did I."
Armastas: He made the Kessel run in under 10 parsecs!
Grimgost: "I must have a knack."
CrazyMLC: "That sure is an amazin' thing!"
CrazyMLC: "Well, we better be off!"
Grimgost: "Well, I always ate plenty of fish as a child."
CrazyMLC: "Got to tell those black hats about that Dietmar Fella!"
Armastas: *whispers*
Armastas: I say we vamoose.
CrazyMLC: They turn back
CrazyMLC: andfter a huddle
CrazyMLC: after a huddle
CrazyMLC: and seem to be sailing at high speeds
Grimgost: how many are there?
CrazyMLC: 10
CrazyMLC: 12
Grimgost: dang
Armastas: Lets get the hell outta here.
Grimgost: too many
Grimgost: wait
Grimgost: are they on a boat?
CrazyMLC: its been a day
CrazyMLC: Yes
Grimgost: >
Grimgost: evil idea
Armastas: Burn it?
CrazyMLC: You couldn't sail it yourselves
Grimgost: wait, are we already off the hook?
CrazyMLC: if they make it to Marienburg you are, yes.
Armastas: "Yer lucky I kin spin a tale, Grimgost."
Grimgost: "Aye."
CrazyMLC: Now then
Vereus: http://slashninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/whitewhale2.png ))
CrazyMLC: do you sail back to Marienburg?
Armastas: Well, we'd lose our boat, and we can't bring Maida.
Armastas: How far is it from us?
CrazyMLC: a day
Armastas: By foot?
Grimgost: are we on a river?
CrazyMLC: by boat
CrazyMLC: you were heading down river
Grimgost: as in, beaches and nearby things to hide and camp in?
CrazyMLC: but if you sail back it;ll be up river
Armastas: So we can't get back by river, I think.
CrazyMLC: you could
CrazyMLC: its a sail boat
Grimgost: we need to find a cave
CrazyMLC: it would just be slow
Armastas: Why does Selena HAVE to live in Marienburg?
Armastas: Dammit.
Armastas: We could trust her to guard Maida, I think.
CrazyMLC: Meanwhile...
Selena Reiva: Maybe they died? That would be bad...
Armastas: I say we return, Maida in full cloak, and get to Selena with her.
Alenth: Was I able to find a message delivery I could accomplish within a few days?
CrazyMLC: Yes
CrazyMLC: I wonder what the average price is for that sort of thing
Alenth: no idea
Alenth: it seems about like mercenary work
Armastas: Okay, guys.
Armastas: Lets return to Marienburg.
Armastas: Leave Advere and Maida outside,
Blue Demon is disconnected.
Armastas: With the Black Hat gear,
Armastas: All in favor say AYE
Armastas: ...
CrazyMLC: sorry guys
CrazyMLC: eating dinner while running this
CrazyMLC: so might be a teeny bit slow
Vereus: AYE
Pandastar994 has connected.
CrazyMLC: Guys?
CrazyMLC: oh, hi panda
CrazyMLC: kinda late
Vereus: AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Vereus: no.
Pandastar994: Sorry im late but i was moving stuff for my sister.
Armastas: Your character has been arrested and crucified for stealing a boat.
CrazyMLC: not yet
CrazyMLC: Panda
Pandastar994: How late?
CrazyMLC: thet left you in an inn
CrazyMLC: after investigating
CrazyMLC: they left in the middle of the night
CrazyMLC: left you sleeping in the inn
CrazyMLC: and ran off with someone in a boat
CrazyMLC: and sailed away on a river
Pandastar994: Thats some crap
CrazyMLC: Inorite?
CrazyMLC: what do you do?
Armastas: And I pinned the theft on you.
Armastas: The police are on their way.
Pandastar994: Well arent you a good team member?
Armastas: Yep.
Pandastar994: I run to the boat and swim to it.
Armastas: Actually, I'm the leader.
CrazyMLC: Of course, you don't know that.
CrazyMLC: and
CrazyMLC: they killed some guards
CrazyMLC: so yo'll be charged with murder
Armastas: AND CRUCIFIED
CrazyMLC: Murder usually means death by guillotine
Pandastar994: Ok this is gettin stupid. Why am i dumped and blamed?
CrazyMLC: their decision, not mine.
Armastas: Because I said so.
Pandastar994: So what do you want me to just leave then?
Armastas: I'm gonna level with you.
Armastas: I'm not a fan of yours, you never show up to play.
Vereus: You're also annoying, and a brat. :B
CrazyMLC: Well, panda, prove yourself
Pandastar994: Well i said ill show. But im serously busy. But im trying to play every weekend.
CrazyMLC: Alright
CrazyMLC: lets game
Pandastar994: Think what you will vereus.
CrazyMLC: You're in an inn
CrazyMLC: deserted
CrazyMLC: what do you do?
CrazyMLC: There are a number of solutions to your predicament
Pandastar994: Like?
Vereus: Suicide.
Vereus: :'D
Pandastar994: Or hunt you down and gut you.
CrazyMLC: or going to talk to Selena about it
Pandastar994: And tell that i dodnt steal the boat and then kill all of the team by selling them into slavery without them knowing it. That way peasants will beat you till you cry.
Pandastar994: *didnt
Armastas: Panda
Pandastar994: Yessssssssss?
Armastas: Don't try to cross us.
Armastas: You've been outplayed by the master.
Armastas: Me.
CrazyMLC: out played?
CrazyMLC: perhaps not
CrazyMLC: first off, tell me what you want to do, panda.
Armastas: His character doesn't know what's coming.
CrazyMLC: yes
Pandastar994: If you want ill just quit. Its nit like i have much of an option
CrazyMLC: you do
CrazyMLC: if you go to selena and hang out there, they'll have to go there eventually
Pandastar994: Like wat join with a team that hates me?
CrazyMLC: hmm
CrazyMLC: like I was saying
Pandastar994: they hate me and dont want me here.
CrazyMLC: its a shame too
CrazyMLC: your character is probably one of the coolest ones as well
Pandastar994: All because i have a life. And my sisters pregnant and cant move heavy stuff.
CrazyMLC: alchemist/apothecary
Armastas: lolol
Pandastar994: Yes i agree
Armastas: failure
Pandastar994: What?
Armastas: Because you have a life?
Vereus: Panda: This is a good example of why I don't like you. http://forums.datarealms.com/viewtopic.php?p=347891#p347891
Armastas: STOP BEING A TOOL
Armastas: WE AREN'T JEALOUS ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE
CrazyMLC: oh, calm down.
Pandastar994: Links broken
CrazyMLC: All we ask, panda, is 3 hours a week
Pandastar994: Ill try if they stop abandoning me
Armastas: No you won't.
CrazyMLC: Well, it all depends on their decision then.
Armastas: You'll say you'll try, and then nbot show up.
CrazyMLC: well
CrazyMLC: Panda
CrazyMLC: perhaps I can work something out
Vereus: Panda: You have to copypaste. :B
Pandastar994: Ok to the team. Not MLC. Play or leave?
CrazyMLC: Just so you know, not everyone is here.
Armastas: We're missing two team memebrs right now.
Armastas: Hyper disappeared, and Dragon had things to do.
Pandastar994: So why jump me?
CrazyMLC: One thing I can say, even though you didn't ask me, it sounds like your sister needs your help.
Armastas: because, you're an unlikable guy.
Armastas: Something about you, Panda, makes me not like you.
Pandastar994: Ask you about what?
Pandastar994: Well im me and youll have to get over it.
CrazyMLC: whether you should leave or play
CrazyMLC: You're fine, panda.
CrazyMLC: they're just pissed because you missed the first 3 sessions
CrazyMLC: first 4*
Pandastar994: I want to play but ive got alot on my shcedule rite now. Moms divorcing,sister pregnant,step-mom trying to commit suicide. I mean i have other things to attend to and im trying to fit this in but its hard to get time alone.
Vereus: lol
CrazyMLC: wow, I have to say, you have an eventful life.
Armastas: AND DINOSAURS ARE EATING YOUR COMPUTER.
Armastas: Excuses. If you can't play, that's fine, but don't expect the internet to stop because you have a busy life.
Pandastar994: I swear its true.
Armastas: I know.
CrazyMLC: I believe you.
Armastas: But you aren't able to play.
Armastas: Just accept it.
Pandastar994: But im still trying.
Vereus: Do or do not, there is no try
Vereus: :'D
Armastas: urgh
CrazyMLC: Its great that you're trying
CrazyMLC: but this game sin't that important
Armastas: If you guys need me, I'll be looking at illegal goat fetish porn.
CrazyMLC: if you have crap to take care of, take care of it.
CrazyMLC: AKA playing dragon age?
Armastas: No.
CrazyMLC:
Armastas: Goat on girl action.
Armastas: ell oh ell
Pandastar994: WTF?
CrazyMLC: Sounds weird
Armastas: And I'll choke myself, and dress up as Batman.
Vereus: brb fapping to eelgirl
CrazyMLC: Enh?
Pandastar994: You are weird people
Armastas: teehee
CrazyMLC: Don't look at me!
Armastas: *stare*
CrazyMLC: *walks away from group of weird people*
Pandastar994: Very odd and strange in your own special way...
Vereus: pandastar994: google image search "rain silves"
CrazyMLC: backs away*
CrazyMLC: Don't do eet
Vereus: DO EEEEEET
Vereus: you know you want to
Armastas: ...
CrazyMLC: what was that again?
Armastas: OH GOD I REALLY WANT TO!
Vereus: armastas: do ittttt
Armastas: MUST...STAY...STRONG
Pandastar994: Umm ok why did you want me to see a wolf thing?
Vereus: « [coolface_hd.jpg] = Invalid expression: [coolface_hd.jpg]. »
Vereus: did you turn off safesearch
CrazyMLC: thats your warning sign
Vereus: it's the kind of thing you find if you press the random button on ED enough
Armastas: oh dear god, now I REALLY WANT TO
CrazyMLC: furry porn I bet
Armastas: What was that again?
Armastas: OH GOD, FURRY PORN?!?!?
Vereus: I call it a sickfuck singularity
Armastas: STOP TEMPTING ME
Armastas: xD
CrazyMLC: -_-
Vereus: did the game end or something
Pandastar994: Oh my god! Looks like my old dog that died. Ewwwww bad memories!
CrazyMLC: er
Armastas: xD
CrazyMLC: waiting for hyper
CrazyMLC: sort of
Pandastar994: Oh my god! Looks like my old dog that died. Ewwwww bad memories!?
CrazyMLC: sort of
Armastas: xD
Armastas: xD
Armastas: xD
Armastas: xD
Armastas: xD
CrazyMLC: sort of
CrazyMLC: sort of
CrazyMLC: sort of
Armastas: xD
Armastas: STOP TEMPTING ME
Armastas: STOP TEMPTING ME
Armastas: STOP TEMPTING ME
Armastas: STOP TEMPTING ME
Armastas: STOP TEMPTING ME
Armastas: STOP TEMPTING ME
CrazyMLC: ok, quiet.
Vereus: next, google "guro"
Armastas: Ugh
Armastas: I KNOW what Guro is.
Armastas: I've browsed Hentai sites enough to learn that the hard way.
Vereus: I know of all this shit because I spend too much time on the internet
Vereus: being the huge faggot that i am
Armastas: Hrmm? What's a Yaoi? I really liked this Yuri, so maybe...OH GOD MY EYES
Vereus: armastas
Vereus: is hyper online
Pandastar994: thats pretty fu**** up stuff...
Armastas: What, Guro?
Vereus: wait wait
Armastas: Don't look at that.
Vereus: it gets better
Armastas: It's dismemberment and gore porn.
Armastas: And all sorts of nasty shit.
Vereus: the topic of discussion just became sexual fetishes
Pandastar994: Yes and its messed up stuff.
Vereus: pandastar: search "yiff"
CrazyMLC: no
Armastas: Don't.
Vereus: k
Vereus: i'll stop bothering him now
Vereus: he's paid his price. :'D
Armastas: stop ruining his internet xD
Vereus: voraphilia is pretty fucked up stuff
Vereus: GOOGLE IT
* Alenth rolls: 1d100 => 91
Pandastar994: Wow i cant beleive i actually listened to you all those times.
Armastas: Vore?
Alenth: I faillllled
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 94
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 2
* Vereus rolls: 1d100 => 4
Armastas: You mean eating people porn?
Vereus: WIN
* Alenth rolls: 1d100 => 79
Alenth: :
* Alenth rolls: 1d10 => 10
Pandastar994: ?
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d1000 => 743
* Alenth rolls: 1d100 => 87
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 38
* Alenth rolls: 1d100 => 5
* Vereus rolls: 1d1000 => 599
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 5
* Benpasko rolls: 1d1000 => 979
* Benpasko rolls: 1d1000 => 471
* Benpasko rolls: 1d1000 => 990
* Benpasko rolls: 1d1000 => 688
* Benpasko rolls: 1d1000 => 507
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d1000 => 528
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 3
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 9
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 1
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 10
Alenth: there we go
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 9
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 6
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d10 => 4
Pandastar994: 69
Armastas: STOP ROLLIN
CrazyMLC: 2
Vereus: 11719
Pandastar994: Why did you roll?
Armastas: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CREEPY PORN!
CrazyMLC: 16
* Vereus rolls: 1d10+modifier => Invalid expression: 1d10+modifier.
Vereus: 10000942898
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d1000 => 917
Vereus: what
Armastas: I WEEL END JOO
* Vereus rolls: 1d1000 => 510
* Vereus rolls: 1d1000 => 747
* Vereus rolls: 1d1000 => 668
* Vereus rolls: 1d1000 => 103
* Vereus rolls: 1d1000 => 181
Vereus: HA
Armastas: Is it odd that I have a craving for porn after out discussion?
CrazyMLC: no?
Vereus: lets talk about porn
Pandastar994: Why?
CrazyMLC: no.
CrazyMLC: GAME
Armastas: I assumed we were?
Pandastar994: Not really
Armastas: Vore? Yiffing? Furries?
Pandastar994: WE ALL LOSE!
CrazyMLC: ben
Armastas: You must look at some not-weird porn.
CrazyMLC: 3pok
Pandastar994: GAME
CrazyMLC: boat
CrazyMLC: beached
CrazyMLC: sailors sailing to Marienburg
CrazyMLC: panda
Pandastar994: yes?
CrazyMLC: what are you doing?
Pandastar994: Sitting at the table playing this.
CrazyMLC: in the game
Vereus: No.
Vereus: He means-
CrazyMLC: in inn
CrazyMLC: abandoned
Armastas: Don't get smart, bastard
CrazyMLC: you
CrazyMLC: betrayed
Pandastar994: I geuss im sleeping
CrazyMLC: what do?
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: but
Armastas: Teeheez
CrazyMLC: eventually you wake up
CrazyMLC: this is happening the day they left
Pandastar994: Then ill leave towards the team
CrazyMLC: what happened was
Vereus: They're beached somewhere and you don't know where they are
Vereus: so
Armastas: You don't know where we are.
CrazyMLC: they took the boat
Vereus: no
CrazyMLC: sailed away
CrazyMLC: waited for a day
CrazyMLC: and started coming back
Pandastar994: Then wats my options?
CrazyMLC: you can decide that
Pandastar994: WEll i have no ideas
Armastas: Just no using knowledge your character doesn't have.
CrazyMLC: you have a whole 2 days to yourself while they sail away/back
CrazyMLC: you can investigate on where they went
Pandastar994: Then ill get drunk and PARTY!
CrazyMLC: you could talk to the lady that hired you.
CrazyMLC: ok
Pandastar994: i like the party idea
CrazyMLC: you part for a day
CrazyMLC: you get into some gambling
CrazyMLC: yes?
CrazyMLC: no?
Pandastar994: and win
Pandastar994: ?
CrazyMLC: 1d100
Blue Demon has connected.
* Pandastar994 rolls: 1d100 => 72
Pandastar994: Good?
CrazyMLC: Hyper!
CrazyMLC: Hey!
CrazyMLC: bad
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 89
Blue Demon: what'd I miss
CrazyMLC: I fail worse
CrazyMLC: you guys have started to sail back to marienburg
Blue Demon: rolling for?
CrazyMLC: after having armastas tell some sailors that Dietmar sold them the stolen ship
CrazyMLC: panda, having been deserted, is taking his actions.
CrazyMLC: he decided to spend a day partying and getting drunk
CrazyMLC: you lose, then you win, etc
Blue Demon: XD
CrazyMLC: in the end its a tie
CrazyMLC: you lose nor gain nothing
CrazyMLC: next day?
Pandastar994: crap...MORE PARTYING!
CrazyMLC: ok, hyper, ben, 3pok
CrazyMLC: sailing rolls
CrazyMLC: 1d100
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 8
Armastas: Hell yes
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 60
Armastas: UBER SAIL
Blue Demon: arg
Blue Demon: pfft
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: ben, you barely fail
CrazyMLC: barely
CrazyMLC: no degrees of failure
You have disconnected.
Vereus has connected.
Benpasko has connected.
Paul has connected.
Benpasko: Sorry, power failure.
Paul: alenth
Paul: this is characters name
Vereus: Who's Paul.
Benpasko: Oh.
CrazyMLC: ah, yes
Vereus: Ah.
CrazyMLC: Paul Jakob = Alenth
CrazyMLC: Halfling Messanger
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: Ben
Benpasko: Did you say I failed my roll?
CrazyMLC: you failed by 3
Benpasko: I rolled an 8
CrazyMLC: you have an ag of 25
CrazyMLC: sailing is an advanced skill
Blue Demon has connected.
Benpasko: But i rolled 8, isn't that...lower than 25?
CrazyMLC: so you shouldn't be able to attempt it at all
Blue Demon: wow, that sucked.
Blue Demon: Paul?
CrazyMLC: so I'm letting you try at -20
Benpasko: Alenth
CrazyMLC: 8 > 5
Blue Demon: ofc
CrazyMLC: you're doing decently well though
Blue Demon: why is ben rolling with --20
Benpasko: Yay
CrazyMLC: this isn't black and white
CrazyMLC: you're in the grey zone
Benpasko: SAILING IS HARD FOR A SICK DWARF, YA RAT BASTARD
Benpasko: GIMME YOUR HAT
* CrazyMLC rolls: 1d100 => 33
Blue Demon: NO
Blue Demon: ROLL FOR HAT
Benpasko: ...
Benpasko: 1d10
* Blue Demon rolls: 1d100 => 97
* Benpasko rolls: 1d100 => 75
Vereus: lol
Benpasko: Oh, okay
CrazyMLC: ooooh
Benpasko: DO I HAS HAT?
Blue Demon: D':
CrazyMLC: advere failed by 3 as well
CrazyMLC: nah
Blue Demon: I will never forget you, mein hat...
CrazyMLC: you didn't do well enough
Blue Demon: YAY
CrazyMLC: Grim is still prancing around with his hat on
Benpasko: I beat Blue for his hat, though.
Blue Demon: HATHEARST stays with me!
Benpasko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Benpasko: oO
Blue Demon: ooooOOooOOOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo
CrazyMLC: opposed dtr tests?
Blue Demon: OOo
CrazyMLC: str*
Benpasko: OoOoOoOoOo
Benpasko: Nah
CrazyMLC: OoOoOoOo
Benpasko: He can keep his fuggin hat.
Blue Demon: GHOSTS
Benpasko: Nah
CrazyMLC: lol
Benpasko: OoOoOoOoOo
Benpasko: OoOoOoOoOo
Benpasko: OoOoOoOoOo
Blue Demon: O_o
CrazyMLC: you and advere sail the ship reasonably well
Benpasko: OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo
CrazyMLC: its slow going though
Pandastar994 has connected.
CrazyMLC: just doing some sailing
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: infact
CrazyMLC: they just finished sailing
Blue Demon: If I didn't have my trusty knives, I think I'd slit my wrists.
CrazyMLC: so
CrazyMLC: day 2
CrazyMLC: what do you do?
Pandastar994: OMG internet connection sucks
Vereus: Why don't we just use an IRC
Pandastar994: sorry internet zoned out
Vereus: we don't actually use the maps
Vereus: No
CrazyMLC: we will
Vereus: ben had a power out
CrazyMLC: for combat purposes
CrazyMLC: and I don't have a dice bot on hand for irc
Benpasko: Plus, this is nifty
CrazyMLC: and various other reasons
CrazyMLC: like that
Benpasko: Also, I proggrammed in an easy reference stats system for this.
Grimgost: I AM A VARIOUS OTHER REASON
CrazyMLC: and the screen makes little annoying sounds to alert you that someone just spoke
Benpasko: I turned off the sounds
CrazyMLC: meaning people don't just go afk
CrazyMLC: DAMN YOU
Benpasko: I just watch its little startbar icon
Benpasko: For flashing
CrazyMLC: that too
Vereus: http://skor2d.deviantart.com/art/Imperial-Fists-160766742 Holy fuck this is awesome
Benpasko: If this isn't fetish porn, I'm panching you.
Benpasko: ...it isn't.
Vereus: WH40k
Benpasko: Imperial Fists, and it ISN'T Dominatrix fetish porn.
Blue Demon: eh
CrazyMLC: ok
Blue Demon: spaz mahreens
Blue Demon: feh
CrazyMLC: PANDA
Blue Demon: pawnch anyway
Pandastar994: Yes?
CrazyMLC: what do you do
CrazyMLC: day 2
CrazyMLC: party hardy?
Pandastar994: Ummm gather equipment and buy some more needed stuff
Vereus: You want depravity then?
Benpasko: Hell yes!
Benpasko: I loves me some depravity.
CrazyMLC: like what?
Benpasko: Bonus points for Furry Guro
Benpasko: xD
Blue Demon: what
Benpasko: OH GOD MY SOUL
Blue Demon: burns, doesn't it?
Benpasko: Even joking about that shit hurts.
Benpasko: I can take furry, but the guro...
Benpasko: OHGOD
Blue Demon: Oh hay
Blue Demon: Devil just knocked on my door, he's got a handbasket for you
Vereus: http://torture-device.deviantart.com/art/Pleasures-of-Sin-80k-thanks-157582106
Benpasko: I'M GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET???
Benpasko: Oh god, I clicked the link
Benpasko: *crosses himself*
Blue Demon: i do not has a account
Blue Demon: what is it?
Benpasko: Wait, that's not depraved
Benpasko: ...
Vereus: http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/076/5/4/Pleasures_of_Sin___80k_thanks_by_torture_device.jpg
Benpasko: That's not even hot.
CrazyMLC: panda
CrazyMLC: some needed equipment?
CrazyMLC: Like what?
Benpasko: Need me to show you how hentai works?
Blue Demon: XD
Benpasko: I know of some shit that'll turn your soul inside out.
Vereus: i could link you to nightmare fuel
Vereus: IF I SO WILLED
Benpasko: Don't.
Blue Demon: freaky porn contest?
Vereus: kfien
CrazyMLC: I could just not click the link
Blue Demon: oh jesus
CrazyMLC: like i've been doing
Vereus: hyper
Vereus: yes
Blue Demon: and that's why MLC is the ultimate winner here
CrazyMLC: its why I'm the DM
Vereus: pfff
Vereus: rational thinking
Benpasko: I watch a lot of hentai, but have learned to dodge nightmare fuel.
Vereus: ewhentai
Benpasko: ?
Vereus: anime porn isnt cool
Benpasko: It doesn't get me off as fast as real porn, but I enjoy it.
CrazyMLC: Whats with you guys and porn?
* Benpasko shrugs
Vereus: we're all depraved little freaks
Benpasko: I'm a teenager?
Vereus: anyways
CrazyMLC: SAILING
Vereus: hentai means pervert in japanese iirc
Blue Demon: teenage as well
CrazyMLC: I know
CrazyMLC: panda is partying I guess
Benpasko: Indeed it does, Vereus.
CrazyMLC: Panda
CrazyMLC: in the middle of your party hardy-ing
CrazyMLC: some guards waltz in
CrazyMLC: 'Dietmar?'
CrazyMLC: They look at you
Benpasko: IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS THE ONE-ARMED MAN!
Vereus: caesual friday
CrazyMLC: "'ey, tha' bloke matches da description!"
Vereus: shit
Vereus: i missed it
Vereus: wait
Vereus: there wasn't one
CrazyMLC: "You're right! he does!"
Vereus: there hasn't been one for ages
CrazyMLC: They run towards you.
CrazyMLC: I assume you're so drunk at this point that you're just hanging around
Blue Demon: gotta eat dinnar
CrazyMLC: they handcuff you can take you to the equivalent of the 'police station'
Blue Demon is disconnected.
Pandastar994: Me?
CrazyMLC: yes
Pandastar994: I say it wasnt me i was drunk at the inn. I geuss?
CrazyMLC: You party hardied more, right?
Pandastar994: YES!
CrazyMLC: of course
Vereus: CAESUAL FRIDAY PARTHARD
Vereus: PARTY*
CrazyMLC: "'eah right, bloke, we gotch y'ur description"
Pandastar994: Ok blokes.
CrazyMLC: "'ur the one tha stole the ship, eh?"
CrazyMLC: "The Lily"
Pandastar994: Nope it was a midget with a two foot long staff that shot giant gods...
CrazyMLC: "fine boat, eh?"
Pandastar994: Just kidding
Pandastar994: Nope it wasnt me
CrazyMLC: "Yeah right, we've heard that one before."
Pandastar994: IT was him! Points towards a guy that looks like me.
CrazyMLC: "'ur going to be put in prison and help there fur a trial, mate."
Pandastar994: YOu mean held?
CrazyMLC: "He doesn't have those alchemy tools!"
Pandastar994: What?
CrazyMLC: "We also heard you might be in tha' in right there"
Pandastar994: What?
CrazyMLC: "We got a description from a bunch of sailors who said they heard from a bunch of 4 people!"
Pandastar994: Well they lied
Benpasko: YOUR MOTHER LIED
Pandastar994: Your MOM
CrazyMLC: "They said you stole the boat an' sold it to 'em."
Pandastar994: Well i aint got no money so i couldnt of sold it.
Benpasko: You spent it all...PARTYING!
CrazyMLC: "Who knows? You could've stashed 'it"
Pandastar994: It doesnt take that much to party
Pandastar994: Where in my bedside table?
Benpasko: Up your ass...Better do a cavity search, boys.
CrazyMLC: "But no matter, you'll be tried in the court. innocent until proven guilty, eh?"
Pandastar994: Well INNOCENT!
Pandastar994: proven...
CrazyMLC: They take you to a holding cell
Pandastar994: Crap
CrazyMLC: where they strip you naked and search you for illegal devices, etc
CrazyMLC: they redress you, taking away your tools, bombs, acids, poisons, and other various weapons of death.
CrazyMLC: ok
CrazyMLC: you'll be there for a while
CrazyMLC: ben
CrazyMLC: 3pok
Vereus: Yes/
Benpasko: ...?
CrazyMLC: You get within sight of Marienburg, and we'll wrap there.